Good news: I, Sasori of the Red Sand, was adopted by the Third Kazekage, a time-traveling version of myself, after suffering the massacre of my entire family at the age of five!

Bad news: This "guardian" is a bit hardcore—daily PUA and human experimentation are basic operations, and he even forced me to develop forbidden techniques that can instantly turn dead people into figurines? Fine, I'm naturally gifted anyway.

Worse still: As we raised him, both my guardian and I entered our rebellious phase. He suddenly developed a serious illness and wanted to rule the world, his first step being to turn my entire family into specimens. Since I wanted to pursue art, not culture, I had no choice but to tearfully turn him, a culture teacher, into a figurine.

Without a guardian, I just wanted to quietly pursue art, but the whole world came to accuse me of being a moving natural disaster?

So, I'll build a mechanical utopia in the desert, with food, lodging, and eternity provided, and incidentally cut some parts to use as "indulgences."

Wait, what do you mean the Five Great Nations, Akatsuki, and Madara Uchiha all want to "adopt" me, who's been temporarily released? And they're even bringing tailed beasts and the Rinnegan with them?

Kind tips:

The final interpretation of this breeding guide belongs to Sasori Akasago.

The main text and the synopsis differ greatly in style and will not change the villainous identity of the whitewashed scorpion. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, please exit immediately.

This book was guided by Scorpion Granny and contains numerous plot points and heavily modified settings to satisfy the author's personal morbid tastes. It's a product of self-indulgence and amusement. Don't doubt it if you see any discrepancies with the original work; those are modifications made by the author to satisfy Scorpion Granny. In addition, since this is the author's first time writing a fanfiction with more than ten chapters, inconsistencies and disjointed plots are to be expected.

Luo Xun had survived ten years of the zombie apocalypse—not by becoming a badass warrior, but by doing what any true otaku would: hoarding supplies, avoiding people, and absolutely refusing to eat canned peaches.

Then he dies. But instead of staying dead, he respawns three months before the apocalypse begins. Armed with a decade’s worth of doomsday knowledge (and anime logic), Luo Xun sets out to prepare for the end of the world—otaku style.

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His plan: Buy all the instant noodles. Stockpile solar-powered gadgets. Build the ultimate apocalypse man cave. Avoid drama.

But in reality: He ends up rescuing a gorgeous architect named Yan Fei, who looks like he should be sipping lattes in a Paris café, not laying bricks and hoisting steel beams like a tank in tight jeans. Luo Xun’s reaction?

[“He’s too pretty. He must be useless. Definitely can’t cook.”]

Spoiler: Yan Fei *can* cook. And flirt. And install solar panels.

Together, the two build the chillest stronghold in the zombie world, complete with hydroponic gardens, renewable energy, and occasional relationship bickering that sounds like:

[“You bought *another* solar oven? Where will we even put it?”

“Next to the anime figures. Priorities, okay?”]

Despite the horror setting, this novel delivers deadpan humor, wholesome survival strategies, and a romance so domestic it could be sponsored by IKEA. It's the apocalypse—but make it cozy.

Alternative Title:

The Reborn Otaku’s Code of Practice for the Apocalypse

Or Yuan died in the apocalypse and was reborn a year before the apocalypse

Unexpectedly opened the secret of the family heirloom, portable space, immortal cultivation secrets, Longquan fairy dew pool, and the peach fairy tree

He frantically purchased supplies and waited for the end of the world to come. This time, he just wanted to live well.

But how did I meet such a guy...

Yun Che, a big shot in the doomsday, who even the militaries drooled upon, finally died in the hands of his beloved and family. After reincarnation, he wanted to live for his own!

Xing Feng, a rooting third military generation, didn’t lay his heart in the army at all. So when he turned to 20, he chose to leave the army and went into business. When the doomsday came, he accidentally met Yun Chen and started a new chapter of his life, meanwhile, his moral bottom line kept hitting a new low…

What's it like to be a fairy cub from the Elven Kingdom? Tiny, barely the size of a thumb, with a pair of translucent wings on its back, it drinks dew, eats nectar, and sleeps on a bed of flowers. Every day is spent playing, carefree, and blissful! What kind of bliss? Unable to learn Elvish, unable to even speak, Shu Li has become a veritable mute fairy. As a former high school senior, Shu Li says learning a foreign language is incredibly difficult! Why didn't the time-travelling master give him a language cheat? Why did he have to start all over again like a baby? Elvish is the most difficult language in the world! Other fairy cubs can sing, but Shu Li is still babbling. Other fairy cubs can recite poetry, but Shu Li is still learning everyday language. Other fairy cubs can cast white magic spells, but Shu Li is still learning to sing. ... Shu Li's pride has taken a thousand hits. With tears streaming down his cheeks, he spread his wings and flew into the Elf King's arms, asking pitifully, "King, am I foolish?" The Elf King, purer and more beautiful than the moonlight, gently wiped the tears from his face and said tenderly, "Sperien is the cutest little elf in the Fairy Forest." Being praised by the King, Shu Li regained a bit of his confidence. So what if he's slow at learning languages? If he can't recite a spell, he meditates! Reciting spells only slows down his spellcasting speed! nnnn years later, Shu Li became the only elf on the continent capable of instantaneous magic. As an adult, Shu Li stumbled upon the Elf King's secret. The Elf King, hailed as the God of Light, could actually wield dark magic! Furthermore, his appearance and personality had become as sinister and evil as a dark elf. When those bloodthirsty, dark red eyes met his, Shu Li shamelessly begged for mercy. "Please... please don't eat me... wuuuu..." The dark Elf King lifted a strand of Shu Li's hair. "If you become my bride, I won't eat you." Shu Li hesitated for a moment, then nodded timidly, "Okay!" Later, Shu Li bit her handkerchief feebly, tears welling in her eyes. "Wow, what happened to the promise not to eat you?" [Cute and adorable little fairy bottom vs. abstinent, pure, and doting elf king top] [I'm cutting off my own legs to write a Western fantasy elf story. If you don't like it, please cut your losses immediately!!] ★Reading Guide★ 1. A group pampering story, with the top doting on the bottom. The top isn't schizophrenic. Possibly a secondary CP. 2. A Western fantasy fantasy world with a ton of unique settings that differ from traditional settings. (Elves are elves, fairies are fairies, and fairies are under the control of elves. Fairies only grow larger when they level up.) 3. Leveling-up flow, growth-oriented. [The bottom only falls in love after reaching adulthood.] 】4 Cover painting: Swallowing the Sun and the Moon (the cover is the character design of the top and the bottom) 5 This article is also known as "The Bride of the Fairy Kingdom" 6 Copywriting September 23, 2021 ▲▲Completed article▲▲"Atypical Blood Clan Contract" Sweet pet raising article "The Mermaid Pretending to Become a Heartthrob" Cute pet vest article "Star Boy Survival Manual" Invincible wife-loving article▲▲Pre-collected article▲▲"I Became Famous After Dating an NPC Boyfriend [Holographic]" In his new life, An Yan did not pursue a big career. He spent every day playing games, fighting monsters, leveling up, raising pets, and being a law-abiding otaku. Because he knew that the online gaming industry would soon usher in a earth-shaking reform. The holographic online game came out of nowhere, and the official "Qiankun Sword Game" launched an event. As long as the player defeated the Demon King boss and obtained the Demon King's Heart, they would get a bonus of 100 million. Countless players flocked to it, and game accounts were hard to come by. After the relaunch of Qiankun Sword Game, veteran players received generous rewards from the system. While others received top-tier equipment, An Yan received a—an NPC boyfriend? The old fans in the livestreaming room were all sending “hahahahahahahaha” comments in the comments… An Yan blushed as she began livestreaming her gaming sessions with her NPC boyfriend. He killed monsters, and his NPC boyfriend shared experience. He cleared dungeons, and his NPC boyfriend served as his personal assistant. He pushed bosses, and his NPC boyfriend picked up gear. He enchanted gear, and his NPC boyfriend gave him luck points. Suddenly, she felt like having a virtual boyfriend wasn’t bad either. ————

[Quick Wear + Two Male Protagonists + Heartthrob + Two Cleansers + Dog Training Literature + Slicing Attack]

[A naturally fierce-looking cat-like shou x a somewhat dog-like gong]

Xie Rong was transferred from cannon fodder to the villain group. In addition to being a villain, he also had to maintain the emotional line of the protagonist.

He thought this mission was simple, just be a villain and do evil.

He follows the plot and does bad things, trying his best to hate the protagonist, stab the protagonist in the back, and make the protagonist hate him to death.

But this hatred seems to be a little off.

The arrogant Alpha who discovered that he had fallen in love with his mortal enemy: What should I do so that you won’t hate me?!

A string of popular contestants on a talent show: What do you have to do to win over me?!

After rebirth, the wealthy young master wanted to make his ex-boyfriend destitute: What should I do to avoid breaking up? If I don't agree, it doesn't count as a breakup!

The tyrant, whose harem wives were all cheated on, asked with red eyes: What do you have to do to make you willing to be the queen again?!

The favored younger brother who looks like his brother: What should I do to make you believe that I am my brother?

Xie Rong: This feels like I've made a mistake and am asking my wife what to do. Why is it so strong?

Training a dog is also a difficult task. You must always be careful to resist the pounce of enthusiastic dogs.

Chuuya Nakahara has recently been harassed by a Port Mafia executive in Tokyo.

Is there anyone who can tell him why the twilight and night, who were usually at odds, suddenly started cooperating and even wanted him and Dazai Osamu to enroll as students?

Isn't he a detective?

A primary school student felt a chill down his spine on his way home from school. He turned around and saw an orange-haired boy blowing dry ice on him.

Chuuya: I'm a detective, tell me where Shinichi Kudo is!

The real Shinichi Kudo, Conan: ...He...he's missing.

Immediately afterwards, another man in black, wearing bandages, came over and pointed a gun at his head: "I'm a detective. Do you really not know where Shinichi Kudo went?"

Conan: ...

When I first met you, no one mentioned that you were a dark force.

One day, a worker at an unknown distillery was surrounded by elementary school students on his way home.

The other person looked somewhat frightened, then pulled out a gun: "I...I'm a detective. Who's your boss?!"

ah?

No, who exactly is the villain?

[A crossover of Detective Conan, pairing Taichi and Nakaba, executive Zai (17) x Armed Detective Nakaba (17) (Pay attention!)]

[A very innocent high school romance (emphasis added), and there are no hats in this one!]

[This is a campus romance novel (?), so please don't take it too seriously as I'm not very good at writing cases (but I still wrote one TT)]

There will definitely be out-of-character moments; the entire Detective Conan universe is populated by official couples (Shinichi and Ran, etc.)

[This story features a happy ending, but contains many personal interpretations. Any differences from the original work are the author's personal interpretations, not plot holes.]

[Creating this wasn't easy, thank you all for liking it!!]

Ye Xu was the player chosen by the "Escape Game". When he died for the first time, Ye Xu thought he was going to be wiped out, but when he opened his eyes, he found that he was about to start the next escape game. When he died for the second time, Ye Xu thought there was no chance of resurrection, but he found that he had become a ghost NPC, trying to intimidate and chase the players. When he died for the third time, Ye Xu&”&”he was numb&”&”After a long time,

While investigating the disappearance of his best friend, Wu Jinglan, Shen Shi is unexpectedly drawn into a new world of script-killing games by a hard drive he left behind. [The "Detective Simulator Terminal" AI will bind to player Shen Shi, opening the world of script-killing games to you. Welcome, detective!] The only way back to reality is to play detective in script-killing dungeons, uncovering the true culprit hidden among the other players and earning enough points. [Be careful, don't lose your life in the scripts.] Shen Shi discovers that there seems to be someone around him who resembles the missing Wu Jinglan... Live-action script-killing games, ultimate puzzle solving, life-or-death challenges, and a test of the highest brainpower. ***Dungeon 1: A talent show turns into a serial killer game, with beautiful young men dying tragically, their deaths mirroring the world-famous paintings around them. Players ABC: ...completely baffled! Shen Shi: Simple, such a classic time trick and a murder imitating a famous painting... Wait, let me think of a line for a detective! Dungeon 2: The murder of a wealthy heir on an isolated island, and the unspeakable horror hidden within. Players ABC: Not only do we have to solve the case, but we also have to investigate the evil spirit side quest? Shen Shi: No problem, just a cameo as a mystery investigator. Scenario Three: All the high school students have superpowers. Bullying! Cheating! Fighting! Team-fighting! Clan-squatting! Bloody drama! Everything has escalated to the point of being deadly! Players ABC: How can we investigate now that things like superpowers have appeared? Shen Shi: It's just a perverted scenario, of course we can investigate. Scenario Four: A haunted mountain every night, with unbreakable rules! Who is the ghost in human form? Players ABC: No big deal, human or ghost, we'll take you down! Shen Shi: Help! I'm afraid of ghosts! Everyone: ... ... Scenario Nine: A group of earthbound spirits in a deserted village mansion seek justice for a ghost, but little do they know what evil thoughts each ghost harbors? Shen Shi: Enough, why another supernatural scenario! QAQ Wu Jinglan: Don't be afraid, this time, I'm by your side. ***CP: Wu Jinglan x Shen Shi Atypical infinite flow, brain-burning script-killing, suspenseful reasoning unit drama. Gentle, caring and doting top x sharp observation and high IQ bottom. Childhood sweethearts, mutual secret love, two years older than them, guaranteed happy ending! Concept: The protagonist solves the unsolved case through his own knowledge

[Dual Male Leads + Infinite Flow + Thriller Game Livestream + Suspense] "Any wish of yours can be fulfilled by the Necromancer Game. Please select Yes/No to join the game." Lu Li reattached his severed right hand, wiped the blood from his face, and entered the Necromancer Game. Here, countless livestream rooms exist, with thousands of players fighting tooth and nail for more reward points to climb the livestream leaderboard. Suddenly one day, they looked up and saw multiple glittering gold reward messages at the top. "Player Lu Li's livestream room received a Carnival x5200 from Hades." "Player Lu Li's livestream room received a Crystal Castle x888 from Evil God." "Evil God* activated Level 2 Earl Guardian in Player Lu Li's livestream room." "Evil God* renewed his Black Diamond membership for 1888 days in Player Lu Li's livestream room." They were dumbfounded. Who was Lu Li? Player 1 in the same game: Same card draw, but he drew Hades at the start! And that first reward, what the hell did you block the name for! Player 2 (from the same game): Hehe, thanks for the invitation. Just came out of the dungeon. I've seen Lu Li. Besides luck and that face, he's useless! Player 1 (in the know): What do you know! What's scarier than a game is a living person who can't die! Player 2 (in the know): Risking being banned by Hades, I'm selling Lu Li half-body posters in the front row. Those who know, come on! - Later they learned that when Lu Li left the original world, that world was on high alert all night. Because here, the strongest weapon of war was lost. A terrifying experimental subject with maxed-out stats.