[Drama-oriented, no system, no time travel, group portrait, only Naruto, two male protagonists, atypical rebirth of Naruto.]

When the meteor fell, the world turned to ashes in the light, and the brilliant civilization became a scorched earth. It seemed that everything had ended. But Naruto opened his eyes in the light and suddenly found himself lying on the small bed in his childhood old house.

What kind of situation will the Seventh Hokage, who is not even as tall as the table, stir up and bring a different future to the world?

He said, "I want to liberate the world."

[Main CP Sasuke and Naruto, double male protagonists, double strong, double strong, double strong! Secondary CPs are Madara, Tobiizumi, Dai Ka, Itachi, etc. The main CP is slow to warm up. Naruto's IQ is upup]

Good news: I, Sasori of the Red Sand, was adopted by the Third Kazekage, a time-traveling version of myself, after suffering the massacre of my entire family at the age of five!

Bad news: This "guardian" is a bit hardcore—daily PUA and human experimentation are basic operations, and he even forced me to develop forbidden techniques that can instantly turn dead people into figurines? Fine, I'm naturally gifted anyway.

Worse still: As we raised him, both my guardian and I entered our rebellious phase. He suddenly developed a serious illness and wanted to rule the world, his first step being to turn my entire family into specimens. Since I wanted to pursue art, not culture, I had no choice but to tearfully turn him, a culture teacher, into a figurine.

Without a guardian, I just wanted to quietly pursue art, but the whole world came to accuse me of being a moving natural disaster?

So, I'll build a mechanical utopia in the desert, with food, lodging, and eternity provided, and incidentally cut some parts to use as "indulgences."

Wait, what do you mean the Five Great Nations, Akatsuki, and Madara Uchiha all want to "adopt" me, who's been temporarily released? And they're even bringing tailed beasts and the Rinnegan with them?

Kind tips:

The final interpretation of this breeding guide belongs to Sasori Akasago.

The main text and the synopsis differ greatly in style and will not change the villainous identity of the whitewashed scorpion. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, please exit immediately.

This book was guided by Scorpion Granny and contains numerous plot points and heavily modified settings to satisfy the author's personal morbid tastes. It's a product of self-indulgence and amusement. Don't doubt it if you see any discrepancies with the original work; those are modifications made by the author to satisfy Scorpion Granny. In addition, since this is the author's first time writing a fanfiction with more than ten chapters, inconsistencies and disjointed plots are to be expected.

(Lighthearted and funny) (Acting as a villain + four-star accompanying card pool character + live broadcast + black moonlight turns white + repairing favorability + starting experimental subject + multiple vests + different world chat group.) Yannian, Bu Liren's experimental subject, finally escaped, but was shot to death by Lan. The binding system allowed him to run with the up five-star male character as a four-star, becoming a popular card pool character, but the prerequisite is that the favorability with the up five-star male character must reach ninety-five or above. Yannian checked the favorability of Jingyuan, Danfeng, Ren and others in turn, and all were negative. "Why is it negative, system." Yannian was puzzled. "Because the host was their black from the beginning.