This is a silly story! A silly story! I'll say it three times because it's important: it's a silly story!

[Genshin Impact fanfiction + crossover anime and TV series + comedy + slow-paced transmigration + retired Emperor character + CP: Young Master]

[Contains some degree of OOC (Out of Character)][Not for serious readers]

Savoring the most expensive tea, listening to the most fashionable music, and playing with the most prized thrushes—this is Zhongli's ideal retirement life.

Unfortunately, the generous CEO who supported this wonderful life suddenly disappeared.

This human-shaped wallet, who always liked to touch Zhong Li inappropriately and stick to his side calling him "sir," accidentally fell into a crack outside the world.

Furthermore, he plays the role of a supervillain in different worlds...

D'Artagnan forgot everything—his name, his identity, his mission.

He even forgot the most important thing—paying Zhongli's bill.

The only way to save the young master who is hopelessly addicted to darkness is to beat him awake!

With things having come to this, Zhongli could only put down his hot tea, close his eyes, and sigh.

Interruption of retirement.

The strongest warrior of Teyvat has donned his armor once more and embarked on a journey to find a wallet in another world.

With rock spears on his left and a celestial star in his right, Zhongli finally found Dadalia after going through countless hardships and beat him awake.

Before the clear-eyed young master could even rejoice for a few seconds over Zhongli's world-traveling experience, he frowned: "Sir, what are all those people around you vying to pay for you? Aren't I your only wallet?"

Travel the world

HP Nezha Super Heroic Name Conan Curse Back to the Wild Iron Collapse...

[Original male protagonist × Theodore (Gryphon x Slytherin) + Thrilling story + Happy Ending]

Vincent's first dream was to become an inventor as great as Einstein, but Dumbledore rejected him and threw Grindelwald at him.

Vincent's second dream was to become a great white wizard like Dumbledore, but Voldemort rejected him and threw a diary at him.

Vicente's third wish is to perish together with this heartbreaking world!

Theodore Nott rejected him and told him to go sleep in the study tonight!

Vicente: Ծ‸Ծ

On Harry Potter's first day at school, Dumbledore was on high alert until he saw Vincent Riddle!

After Dumbledore had observed for several years and had just breathed a sigh of relief, Severus suddenly appeared menacing...

[Hitomi Hokkien Fanfiction] [CP Oikawa + Daily Life + Competition] [Genius in All Aspects + Directionally Idiot + Mysophobia] [Qingcheng Enters the Nationals]

When he was young, Miyake witnessed his mother's death, which left a shadow in his heart.

Under the influence of several friends, Miyake developed a curiosity about volleyball during his adolescence.

He came to Qingcheng alone, saw the warmth that belonged only to Qingcheng, and saw the person that belonged only to Qingcheng.

Everyone in Qingcheng: "With Sheng here, we feel at ease!"

Miyake Sheng's ears turned red: "Aoba Johsai will enter the national competition!"

Oikawa said proudly: "Our little secondary attacker is a genius!"

Miyake: "Oikawa-senpai is the one that all geniuses want to beat! He's my teacher, my senior, my... setter!"

The protagonist, the hexagonal warrior, will untie his knot with the help of his friends in Qingcheng and bravely move towards the unknown road!

[Note: This article contains a lot of daily life! It's not a pure happy post! Geniuses work twelve times harder than the average person; they're just a little more talented! Characters may be OOC!!!]

[One grade younger than Oikawa, in the same class as Yakin! His personality will gradually change!]

[Charismatic + Strong, Tragic + Adopted Son of a Night Moth + Multiple Side Stories]

Tsukuyomi Tsumi was reborn, involuntarily.

It seems that because his death was so gruesome that it drove the audience crazy, he was resurrected by a god from the world of anime.

Your mission in this life is to be happy!

"I don't want to live," the suicidal teenager said again in front of his classmates.

He offered his neck and slit it, falling into a deep sleep; after the astral body incident, his two contemporaries went completely insane.

One day, the naive Tiger accidentally stumbled upon the secret hideout of two teachers and stared into the eyes of the awakened "Sleeping Beauty".

past life

"Living is so tiring, I've used up all my strength..." After rescuing Haibara, who had come to carry out a mission, he resolutely walked into the raging fire.

At the cost of burning spell power

When Haibara carried the dying person back to the high school for treatment...

No matter what she did, Ieiri Glass could not heal his wounds.

The delicate and fragile boy pleaded with a final smile.

"Please...please don't save me..."

Gojo Satoru and Natsume Yuuki, who were passing by the infirmary, were startled. Looking at the biographical report they were holding, an inexplicable anger welled up inside them.

…

Good news! Gojo Satoru has fallen in love at first sight with a stranger.

Bad news, he's about to die.

Moreover, it was all voluntary. From the perspective of the six-eyed being, the boy's immense magical power resisted the operation of the reversal spell and spontaneously damaged his body, causing organ failure...

"don't want!"

...

The latest chapter of the Cursed Chapter manga has been released!!!

The forum is going crazy! That person who only appeared in two chapters, yet single-handedly became everyone's white moonlight and cinnabar mole!!!

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Luo Xun had survived ten years of the zombie apocalypse—not by becoming a badass warrior, but by doing what any true otaku would: hoarding supplies, avoiding people, and absolutely refusing to eat canned peaches.

Then he dies. But instead of staying dead, he respawns three months before the apocalypse begins. Armed with a decade’s worth of doomsday knowledge (and anime logic), Luo Xun sets out to prepare for the end of the world—otaku style.

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His plan: Buy all the instant noodles. Stockpile solar-powered gadgets. Build the ultimate apocalypse man cave. Avoid drama.

But in reality: He ends up rescuing a gorgeous architect named Yan Fei, who looks like he should be sipping lattes in a Paris café, not laying bricks and hoisting steel beams like a tank in tight jeans. Luo Xun’s reaction?

[“He’s too pretty. He must be useless. Definitely can’t cook.”]

Spoiler: Yan Fei *can* cook. And flirt. And install solar panels.

Together, the two build the chillest stronghold in the zombie world, complete with hydroponic gardens, renewable energy, and occasional relationship bickering that sounds like:

[“You bought *another* solar oven? Where will we even put it?”

“Next to the anime figures. Priorities, okay?”]

Despite the horror setting, this novel delivers deadpan humor, wholesome survival strategies, and a romance so domestic it could be sponsored by IKEA. It's the apocalypse—but make it cozy.

Alternative Title:

The Reborn Otaku’s Code of Practice for the Apocalypse

This is a female-oriented article for men, so straight men are not allowed to enter.

The original male protagonist is Naruya Uejima, who is mainly a bottom. The protagonist has a lot of private settings and a lot of nonsense. It is all-oriented. There are as many people as the copywriter puts in. The plot is illogical and the characters are ooc.

Lord from the underworld, I will go to the world of the living later.

A thousand years ago, Sukuna coldly decided: I will catch that brat who dares to commit fraud and tear him to pieces.

A thousand years later, Sukuna said: Tearing clothes into pieces is also tearing them, so don't move.

DK Wuji: Am I a pervert? How can I like men?

dkwubuji: I am a pervert.

Geto Summer Oil (〃◝ω◜།): There’s no need to feel sorry, just join.

Li Mei: Don’t always care whether I am a man or a woman :).

No abuse, but sweetness is guaranteed, and the focus is on the CP. Please leave if you are a nitpicker, or I will scold you.

A seasoned manga fan, Nanao Kagura, accidentally travels to a world of jutsu while cosplaying as Kaneki Ken.

He knew the plot well but was silenced by the world's consciousness, forced to watch helplessly as his best friends walked towards their destined tragedy.

When Natsume Yuuki defected, Gojo Satoru was dejected, and in his heart-wrenching agony, he awakened the true power of a ghoul.

To save lives, he forcibly changed the plot, but suffered a backlash and dissipated.

A year later, he is reborn with amnesia and unexpectedly becomes classmates with Itadori, and encounters his white-haired teacher again—

With red eyes, Gojo Satoru pressed him against the wall: "Pretend you don't know me? Then let's get to know each other again."

Xia Youjie, who had already left, quietly reappeared and smiled, saying, "Xiao He, you broke your promise."

The moment his memories returned, the two strongest figures simultaneously reached out to him: "This time, we will break this fate."

CP (couple)

When Gojo Satoru and Natsume Yuuki first met Natsume Takashi, they only thought he was a very well-behaved child. But later they discovered that he possessed qualities that sorcerers simply did not have—gentleness and resilience.

Warning: Babies, there will be homophones in the text.

(Slightly pampered, with ambiguous undertones. There's some foreshadowing in the main story, but no romantic subplot. It's still the usual "warm and rambling" style. I like abstract writing and I'm a huge fan of Natsume Takashi. If you encounter anything in the story that feels off, don't blame the author. If you like it, keep reading; if you don't, just leave. Thank you, readers. Please avoid this story if you're a fan.)

Some content in the text wasn't included, so I had to revise it to make it passable, haha, I did it several times. However, it's unrelated to the main plot or anything like that. If you find any parts boring, just skip them; it won't affect your reading experience.

Also, I used too much wording earlier, making it seem verbose. Please bear with me, everyone. I'm very busy with work; I'll revise everything when I have time.

If you think Natsume is out of character (OOC), please let me know. Discussion is welcome.

[Dual male leads + quick transmigration + both protagonists are virgins + strong protagonists + revenge against scumbags + sweet and satisfying]

A stunningly beautiful, insane evil spirit who'll start fighting at the drop of a hat x A sliced ​​hellish lord who'll start fighting at the drop of a hat

(Understand on your own)

In order to save his life, Shen Yunjian was banished to the Three Thousand Minor Worlds to clean up the scum market, punish all kinds of extreme scum, accumulate merit, and offset his sins.

But why is it that in every world he encounters someone who seems to want to refine him?

Shen Yun had made ample preparations to confront this person, but something just seemed off...

Visiting Professor: "Don't you like dressing up as a woman? Come on, put on the skirt and let me see."

The Alliance's top alpha: "A pheromone surge is a sign of excessive energy; once it's depleted, it will behave."

The wealthy tycoon said, "Ah Jian, listen to me, come here, I'll back you up."

The powerful regent said, "What's so great about the dragon throne? What I'm after is your dragon bed."

………

Shen Yunjian once thought that there were two things that were the most terrifying in the world.

First, he reformed his ways.

Second, to spend one's life with the same person, remaining together for eternity.

It wasn't until later that he realized being a good person wasn't that difficult.

There will always be someone who will become his willing exception.

———

At first, I wanted to refine him with karmic fire, to reduce him to ashes and never let him be reborn.

Later, I was willing to give up all my merits just to ensure his perfect life and peace in every lifetime.

[Infinite Flow][Dual Male Leads][Slightly Horrible][Most Popular]

After Yunqi died from her illness, she entered a live streaming space.

Every dungeon here is bloody and terrifying, and the streamers in them are struggling to survive in various dungeons in order to gain the audience's attention.

Each streamer is linked to a different live streaming system. The most popular streamers are survival streamers, who are popular because they rely on their wisdom and skills to perform amazing maneuvers in dungeons.

Yunqi is indeed linked to a dating streamer.

Romance streamers have the lowest popularity in escape room streams because no one has ever pulled off any impressive plays. The dungeons are mostly challenging and full of monsters, making it incredibly difficult to gain their favor.

Yun Qi's first time entering the dungeon: Huh? Romance? I don't know how to date.

As a result, a serial killer kissed his toes, an alien monster licked his cheek, and a terrifying ghost insisted on making a vow of eternal love with him...

The audience was stunned: Host, please publish a book, urgently!

Every streamer has an innate talent that determines their path to survival.

Yun Qi's, however, is: [Tomie Physique]

The protagonist who is always being chased by a pervert × The seme who is a sliced ​​evil god