Alternative title: "Orochimaru's Happy Life as a Pirate"

It leans towards slice-of-life, aiming to make up for various regrets, and features happy daily life without any angst.

I'm writing this with great passion because I absolutely love Orochimaru. I couldn't sleep last night and suddenly remembered a One Piece fanfic I loved—an Orochimaru story... but it fell apart... and then I fell apart too. I couldn't sleep because of this frustration, so I impulsively started writing this. My writing skills are terrible.

No pairing, feel free to ship whatever you like!! There might be some ambiguous elements (male on top of male), so proceed with caution if you're sensitive to that! Caution! Don't come in and insult me! This is just for my own fanfiction!

Severe out-of-character (OOC) elements; his mental state is constantly erratic and insane. Orochimaru's mental state is similar to that of the eccentric Snake Uncle at Naruto's wedding, specifically referring to Orochimaru in Rock Lee's Gaiden, only younger and now just a snake.

Just got the ratings! So exciting! Marking October 3rd, I have a rating! It's not "No ratings yet" anymore.

[Dual male leads + Infinite flow + Thriller game + Thrilling novel + Rule-based supernatural tale + Two strong characters + Popularity factor + Crazy beauty]

When Xiao Huai woke up, he found himself in a bizarre game. Everyone around him was terrified, but he was bored and wanted to sleep.

He doesn't remember his origins or his past; he only remembers his name.

Those chosen are forced to participate in a horror game, where a group of gods spy on them from outside the game. These gods can leave messages for them on the system and give them blessings.

Unfortunately, these gods are different from the legends; they prefer to see bloodshed, violence, and the ugliness of human nature.

Countless horror games are merely a means for the gods to pass the time.

Xiao Huai's appearance undoubtedly made him the most interesting one in all the live streams.

Keywords: dual strength, insane, dungeon, game, wish fulfillment

A top-tier, popular, and charming bottom VS a crazy, dramatic, and openly aggressive top

Lu Yuanshi x Xiao Huai (the bottom)

The second dungeon is now available.

The synopsis is lacking; the main story is much more exciting! ₍˄·͈༝·͈˄*₎◞ ̑̑

[Infinite Flow + Dual Male Leads + Strong + Calm and Rational Beauty (uke) x Evil God (uke) Who Throws and Then Eats It Again (uke)] 1V1, Both Clean

When he pointed the blade at his neck, Li Xian was not afraid.

When Li Xian opened his eyes again and entered the infinite world where life and death were extremely rare, he was not surprised.

When Li Xian discovered that he was to play the role of the bride, he was puzzled for a moment, but then accepted it calmly.

But when he heard about his skills, he finally couldn't hold back anymore—

What the heck is this "getting married on the spot"?! Does the supernatural world have a marriage system?!

So he randomly picked someone to test it out, and as soon as the skill effect was triggered, his health bar turned into "???"

Ji Xie, who was inexplicably tricked into marriage, exclaimed: "How could I, a mighty evil god, be bound by such a skill... I want a divorce!!"

Later, Ji Xie said, "Even if you don't die, you don't need to keep hurting yourself like this...tsk tsk tsk, it looks painful."

Later, Ji Xie tied Li Xian to his waistband: "What divorce? Did I say that? You must be mistaken."

[Quick Wear + Two Male Protagonists + Heartthrob + Two Cleansers + Dog Training Literature + Slicing Attack]

[A naturally fierce-looking cat-like shou x a somewhat dog-like gong]

Xie Rong was transferred from cannon fodder to the villain group. In addition to being a villain, he also had to maintain the emotional line of the protagonist.

He thought this mission was simple, just be a villain and do evil.

He follows the plot and does bad things, trying his best to hate the protagonist, stab the protagonist in the back, and make the protagonist hate him to death.

But this hatred seems to be a little off.

The arrogant Alpha who discovered that he had fallen in love with his mortal enemy: What should I do so that you won’t hate me?!

A string of popular contestants on a talent show: What do you have to do to win over me?!

After rebirth, the wealthy young master wanted to make his ex-boyfriend destitute: What should I do to avoid breaking up? If I don't agree, it doesn't count as a breakup!

The tyrant, whose harem wives were all cheated on, asked with red eyes: What do you have to do to make you willing to be the queen again?!

The favored younger brother who looks like his brother: What should I do to make you believe that I am my brother?

Xie Rong: This feels like I've made a mistake and am asking my wife what to do. Why is it so strong?

Training a dog is also a difficult task. You must always be careful to resist the pounce of enthusiastic dogs.

[Double Male Lead 1v1｜Double Strong｜Double Clean｜Sweet Love｜Main Attack]

Read the guide:

This is a sweet pet story. The protagonist will not blindly abuse the scumbag, is not a scumbag-abusing machine, and does not have mysterious self-confidence.

Book lovers who pursue excitement and love to abuse scumbags should read with caution.

The background of the small world is all fictional. The two protagonists travel through time at the same time. The wife's soul is not sliced, and her personality will be different in each life.

The protagonist's spirit is set as a demon spirit, with unstable values, bad personality, doing whatever he wants, and only loving his wife.

——

*In the first life, his wife was the second male lead, a poison doctor who he could not love, and his boss was a cold-blooded killer who was extremely poisonous.

The first time being a killer Yi: Wife, look at me, look at me, I am seriously poisoned, please give me some milk.

Cen Jinshu: Ever since I met this killer, I have been taking pulses, preparing medicines, boiling medicines, and adjusting prescriptions every day... I can't see anything else except this "sickly" killer who is extremely poisonous.

*In his second life, his wife was a half-demon prince with the blood of a celestial fox, his boss was a state teacher who nearly died in the catastrophe of becoming a true immortal, and Si Mo Ling Yi was forced to pretend to be an immortal.

Si Yi: As long as I don’t speak, no one can break my magical filter.

Chu Xunzhou: You can talk, I don’t mind.

Si Yi: I mind...

*In the third life, his wife is a frustrated cannon fodder idol, and his boss is a bankrupt president with huge debts.

Si Yi: My wife is so miserable.

Tang Huan: This person is so pitiful.

The male protagonist Yu, who was eaten and taken away and almost lost his true love: Who is miserable? Say it again, who is miserable?

………………

Original title: "Quick Wear: When Your Wife is a Professional Villain"

Alias: "Quick Transmigration: The Villain Husband is the Real Boss"

Su Tang accidentally drinks the blood of a vampire tycoon and, as a newly born vampire, travels to various worlds with the mission of healing and saving the villains who have turned evil.

[Paper Doll]

She transmigrated into the body of the villainous CEO's paper-thin lover, and was raised by the CEO through farming and spending money. Later, she secretly escaped from his phone, rolled around in the CEO's palm, and looked at the scenery in the CEO's pocket. Finally, she returned to her normal size and fell into the villain's bathtub.

[After the Tyrant]

Instead of being the legitimate son of a marquis, he was sent to the tyrant's bed as a medicine. Everyone else hoped he would die, but not only did he survive, he became the most favored empress in the land.

[Little Kitten]

He became an abandoned cat and was taken home by a post-apocalyptic bigwig. While others fought zombies, he ate and drank well, growing from a cute little orange cat into a giant chicken leg.

Gloomy Demon King X Crossdressing High School Student

Aloof God of Light X Little Healer Dragon

The Mad Dog Demon King X The Frail Boy Who Swings a Giant Hammer

Mermaid Queen X Amnesiac Prince

A youthful, obsessive, strong, and flirtatious A with a sweet, innocent charm.

Black Mage X Contract Beast

Lion-man top x Panda

Frail young nobleman X butler

Vampire Prince

A possessive and obsessive vampire tycoon (top) x A beautiful and incredibly strong fighter who only wants to drink the tycoon's blood (bottom).

Or Yuan died in the apocalypse and was reborn a year before the apocalypse

Unexpectedly opened the secret of the family heirloom, portable space, immortal cultivation secrets, Longquan fairy dew pool, and the peach fairy tree

He frantically purchased supplies and waited for the end of the world to come. This time, he just wanted to live well.

But how did I meet such a guy...

[Original male protagonist × Theodore (Gryphon x Slytherin) + Thrilling story + Happy Ending]

Vincent's first dream was to become an inventor as great as Einstein, but Dumbledore rejected him and threw Grindelwald at him.

Vincent's second dream was to become a great white wizard like Dumbledore, but Voldemort rejected him and threw a diary at him.

Vicente's third wish is to perish together with this heartbreaking world!

Theodore Nott rejected him and told him to go sleep in the study tonight!

Vicente: Ծ‸Ծ

On Harry Potter's first day at school, Dumbledore was on high alert until he saw Vincent Riddle!

After Dumbledore had observed for several years and had just breathed a sigh of relief, Severus suddenly appeared menacing...

[Completed, very long and ready to be devoured. Completed works include "I Became Famous After Being Forced to Debut Through Metaphysics" and "Infinite Anomaly Investigator". Pre-order: "Grandmaster Descends the Mountain".] [Please support the official Jinjiang Literature City website. Writing is hard work, and I have injuries to my hands, shoulders, neck, and lower back. Please respect the author's hard work.] Chi Yiyin is hailed as a top-tier horror novelist. Everyone who has read his books says that they are filled with ever-present fear. What they don't know is that it's based on Chi Yiyin's own experience. While exploring a haunted house at night to find inspiration, Chi Yiyin was dragged into another world. This world is crazy, dangerous, and full of ghosts and fallen gods. Even if humans awaken their bloodlines, they can only struggle to survive, and one wrong step will lead to a tragic death. However, while other players are scared half to death and can only barely survive, Chi Yiyin pulls out his little notebook: "This is very scary. You can use it as inspiration." The ghost is stunned: ? Please respect me, thank you. The next moment, the ghost is sealed into Chi Yiyin's little notebook and becomes his tool ghost. The ghosts were stunned. All the ghosts successfully written into Chi Yiyin's books would be sealed within them, to be used by him. In the game world, a rumor began to circulate among humans—Chi Yiyin is coming! Terrifying! Run! The fallen god sat atop the game world, filled with loathing. Yet, He saw the glittering starlight, overcoming all obstacles to cross the world and approach Him. He loves me, the fallen god thought. Then this world, which should have been destroyed, had a reason to continue existing—for Him, the sun rises. "Don't write those rubbish into your pen; I can become your power. Fill your book with my name, and you will become a new god, and I will be your most faithful follower." The fallen god kissed him deeply with piety: "I give you a god, all my devotion and faith." Those eagerly awaiting Chi Yiyin's new book discovered that the top horror novelist had actually rewritten a love story?! Chi Yiyin smiled and announced, "Yes, I'm in love." "With a god." ———————— Pre-order novel "Infinite Anomaly Investigator" Qi Xingye felt like he was being haunted. It started with a ghostly female figure in the mirror, wild tree shadows turning into roaring monsters, and footsteps following him closely when he walked at night. But every time he tried to check, he found nothing. Until midnight, he was woken up by the cold, only to find the monster in his bed. He turned his head and saw a ghost outside the window silently watching him with a sinister smile. At dawn, he found gnawed remains, human bones, and... grotesque corpses in his home. And only he could see them. Qi Xingye found a master, who sincerely suggested he see a doctor. He: "...I'm not mentally ill!" There was a knock on the door. A tall man in a black uniform blended into the night, his eyes looking down with overwhelming pressure. He appeared before Qi Xingye with a fully armed team. "Shang Nanming, Anomaly Investigation Bureau, your house has been contaminated by cracks. Please move out immediately." Qi Xingye was dumbfounded: "...Then where am I supposed to live?" What's more terrifying than being coveted by monsters? Poverty, sleeping on the streets. But even more bewildered than Qi Xingye were the investigators who rushed in as if facing a formidable enemy. In a corner of the house, monsters were bound like dumplings, trembling. When they saw the investigators, they wailed as if seeing relatives. They tried to escape from Qi Xingye in terror, while desperately trying to burrow into the investigators' arms, refusing to let go, begging them to save them. The investigators were silent, all looking at Qi Xingye. Qi Xingye scratched his face sheepishly: "So, is this house still mine?" He was as sincere as a white lotus: "Sleeping on the streets will make me catch a cold, I refuse!" Shang Nanming: "…………" "Interested in becoming a consultant for the Investigation Bureau?" As the head of the Anomaly Investigation Bureau, Shang Nanming had seen too many humans, and even investigators, transformed into monsters after being contaminated, ultimately meeting a tragic and horrific death. However, he encountered a pure and steadfast soul, uncorrupted and forever rational. Her powerful brilliance captivated him. "If investigators are destined to be with death, then meeting you is death's gift to me." Theme: Never give up.

[Two male leads + gossip + entertainment industry + beloved by the group (both are virgins, 1V1)]

Ning Shile struggled for most of his life only to find out that he was just cannon fodder in a melodramatic novel.

They even ended up cooperating with the villains by a twist of fate.

Zheng also tossed aside the contract: "The agreement is for one year, with a reward of 30 million. After one year, the bridge and the road will go their separate ways."

Ning Shile nodded excitedly: "Great! Great!"

*

After teaming up, Ning Shile continued to uphold the principle of enjoying the gossip to the fullest.

Zheng Ye's judgment is really bad; his assistant is probably the mole!

No wonder Zheng went bankrupt; he didn't invest in such a good opportunity.

Zheng Ye: ...I can hear you.

To get closer to the melons, Ning Shile specially went on a rural variety show.

[Oh! This is the protagonist who disguised his identity in the original work!]

[Haha, still shipping them? My childhood sweetheart has already changed his mind!]

[The protagonist, adored by everyone, is truly exceptional!]

As we were eating, things seemed to be going a little wrong.

The protagonist was furious for him.

Brother Zhuma stepped in to clarify for him

The protagonist, who is the bottom, pesters him every day, calling him "brother".

Until the very end, the entire internet was saying: We're totally shipping them!!

*

Zheng Ye, the richest man in the capital, suddenly appeared on a rural variety show. One second he was a high-class tycoon, and the next second he turned into a pitiful puppy in front of Ning Shile.

Zheng Ye: Wife, look at me, just once!

The entire internet is shocked: !? !? !? !?

Shocking! You can even see scenes of carnage and cremation in rural variety shows!?