This is a silly story! A silly story! I'll say it three times because it's important: it's a silly story!

[Genshin Impact fanfiction + crossover anime and TV series + comedy + slow-paced transmigration + retired Emperor character + CP: Young Master]

[Contains some degree of OOC (Out of Character)][Not for serious readers]

Savoring the most expensive tea, listening to the most fashionable music, and playing with the most prized thrushes—this is Zhongli's ideal retirement life.

Unfortunately, the generous CEO who supported this wonderful life suddenly disappeared.

This human-shaped wallet, who always liked to touch Zhong Li inappropriately and stick to his side calling him "sir," accidentally fell into a crack outside the world.

Furthermore, he plays the role of a supervillain in different worlds...

D'Artagnan forgot everything—his name, his identity, his mission.

He even forgot the most important thing—paying Zhongli's bill.

The only way to save the young master who is hopelessly addicted to darkness is to beat him awake!

With things having come to this, Zhongli could only put down his hot tea, close his eyes, and sigh.

Interruption of retirement.

The strongest warrior of Teyvat has donned his armor once more and embarked on a journey to find a wallet in another world.

With rock spears on his left and a celestial star in his right, Zhongli finally found Dadalia after going through countless hardships and beat him awake.

Before the clear-eyed young master could even rejoice for a few seconds over Zhongli's world-traveling experience, he frowned: "Sir, what are all those people around you vying to pay for you? Aren't I your only wallet?"

Travel the world

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Alternative title: "Orochimaru's Happy Life as a Pirate"

It leans towards slice-of-life, aiming to make up for various regrets, and features happy daily life without any angst.

I'm writing this with great passion because I absolutely love Orochimaru. I couldn't sleep last night and suddenly remembered a One Piece fanfic I loved—an Orochimaru story... but it fell apart... and then I fell apart too. I couldn't sleep because of this frustration, so I impulsively started writing this. My writing skills are terrible.

No pairing, feel free to ship whatever you like!! There might be some ambiguous elements (male on top of male), so proceed with caution if you're sensitive to that! Caution! Don't come in and insult me! This is just for my own fanfiction!

Severe out-of-character (OOC) elements; his mental state is constantly erratic and insane. Orochimaru's mental state is similar to that of the eccentric Snake Uncle at Naruto's wedding, specifically referring to Orochimaru in Rock Lee's Gaiden, only younger and now just a snake.

Just got the ratings! So exciting! Marking October 3rd, I have a rating! It's not "No ratings yet" anymore.

[Naruto fanfiction! Female-oriented! Two male protagonists! Movie-watching!]

[The protagonist is possessed by a drama spirit, and there are sadomasochistic performances. The CP is Kakashi. There are many personal settings. In the end, there may be a description of real friendship deteriorating. If you don’t like it, please don’t read it.]

After Naraku traveled through time and became Uchiha Naraku, he was bound to the popularity achievement system, and he could only become stronger by gaining popularity points.

It turns out that this world has become a material library for the "animator" to observe?

Everything that happened in the world of the animator was made into the "Naruto" animation series?

Can I become stronger only by becoming a popular character in anime?

In response, Naraku said that it was time to perform for the audience!

From a little boy longing for love and care to the Uchiha clan leader who has captivated the ninja world, there is no other reason, it’s just that the audience loves me!

PS: I can't remember many of the settings and specific plots of Naruto. I'm too lazy to rewatch it, so I can only look up information online. If there are any discrepancies, just treat them as private settings. Be careful if you are a fan of Naruto.

[Entertainment] [Daily Life] [Single Female Lead] [System] [Singer] [Improper] [Romance] Chu Tian traveled through time and obtained the "Peak Entertainment System." In his previous life, he was a perennial star in the entertainment industry, the last superstar. He debuted as a fresh-faced idol, transitioned to a new role at the peak of his popularity, and ultimately achieved superstardom. He treaded cautiously along the way, dodging numerous dangers, but ultimately, he couldn't avoid sudden death. After traveling to a parallel world, he became a mute, poisoned and persecuted, living a depressed life, living under someone else's roof, waiting for death. Wait! Mute? System? What the hell is a mute with a system? And an entertainment system! Can he sing or act? He can't write novels, can he? [Ding Dong, Newbie Gift Pack Arrived, Received the Song "The First Dream"] Wait a minute, is there a mistake? I'm a man! Why are they giving me female songs? Chu Tian looked at the songs in his inventory, his mind full of questions. Finally, he slowly turned his head to look at his boss in the office, a diva with no songs to sing and about to fade away...

My next novel is a BL (Boys' Love) story titled "After Being Backstabbed by My Teammate, You Became a Complete Fool," a second-person crossover anime. Check out my author page! [Daily updates at 9 PM, I'll take breaks in case of special circumstances.] Also recommending my friend's works: "How to Quit My Job with Gin" by Liu Chu and "My Daily Romantic Relationship with Xia You" by Mo Li Ye. [Synopsis] I inherited a pet shop, and with it, my little hamster. My hamster is named Gin, always in a black trench coat and hat, looking over with a melon seed in his mouth, even his beady eyes seem so unfathomable. With my little hamster, I've made the pet shop a resounding success. Amuro Tooru, the part-time worker at the Poirot Cafe next door, asks me: "What's your secret to success?" I hold Gin in my hands, high above my head, and declare with deep affection: "Because my Gin is a business genius!" Even the fiercest customers, once they're met with a single glance from Gin's beady eyes, will obediently take out their money and donate it to the animals in the shop. I was deeply moved; true kindness still exists in the world. But can anyone tell me why there are so many strange little animals in the pet store? A black squirrel has captivated all the stray cats on the street. A noisy parrot is annoying everyone. A playful Shiba Inu has even made its own movie debut. Life was simple and beautiful. Until one day, I was captured by bad guys. I thought I was doomed, but the bad guys were blown to the head by a toothpick box from 800 miles away. Gin, the hero, kept his deeds hidden. My Gin is invincible, good at making money and sniping! I hugged my Gin, praising him with emotion, "My Gin is truly the best sniper mouse in the world!" Achi, who was loading his weapon, spat fiercely. ———— Stop arguing, you are all my wings! Viewing Guide (Some Warnings): I have never owned a pet store; everything about opening a store is my imagination. OOC exists.

[Infinite flow + game + gacha + virginity + aloof beauty + satisfying read]

[Ruthless and cool guy with bad luck (uke) X aloof and beautiful guy with good luck (seme)]

Xie Fei, an office worker, had been addicted to a gacha game for a long time. After 179 pulls without getting a gold card, he smashed his computer in a fit of anger and then fainted.

Upon waking, the world transformed into a massive, endless gacha game.

But he is still unlucky.

But perhaps the system took pity on him and gave him a skill that allowed him to copy other people's cards, but he could only copy the lowest level cards.

Until he met a lucky player, he was able to steal gold cards from the lucky player every time he copied.

Xie Fei said that this was practically another cheat code for him, so he decided to tie himself to this lucky guy.

He called Zhou Xing "brother" every day.

When she needs her brother to save her life, she becomes even more shameless and will call out anything and everything.

"Fine, I'll call you husband! Husband, can you come and save your darling who's about to kick the bucket?"

"roll!"

The beautiful woman, who was all talk and no action, kept saying "get lost," but she had already rescued the person.

Xie Fei said: Don't be fooled by the fact that this great beauty is aloof; she's actually quite adventurous.

…

Zhou Xing, the "Emperor of Luck," is a stunningly beautiful and aloof individual; he's the one who gets nine gold items out of ten in a row.

His curiosity about Xie Fei stemmed entirely from the fact that this person always gave him a mysterious feeling. He was clearly very strong, but unfortunately, he was unlucky. On the other hand, he was still able to produce several gold cards.

It was later discovered that the man's gold cards were all copied from him.

At first, he thought Xie Fei was approaching him because he was attracted to his good looks, but later he realized that Xie Fei was only after his money.

[1v1 dual strong + infinite flow + silly + yandere]

Some people are born with bugs when they enter escape games, like Lu Wu.

While everyone else was seriously trying to escape, Lu Wu treated the escape game as just a game.

The most outrageous thing is that the escape game boss self-destructed towards Lu Wu.

Depressed by the hardships of survival, the gamers collectively decided to report Lu Wu for cheating!

Lu Wu: No, I didn't, don't talk nonsense, I'm just a player who feeds kills to the enemy.

Players and the ravaged dungeon NPCs: Lu Wu's mouth is a lying devil!

The escape game boss trapped the troublesome Lu Wu: Mine.

[Dual male leads + Narcissism + Strong protagonists + Infinite flow + Mini-ense group scenes + 1v1 + Live streaming]

Ning Shuo was pulled into a horror-themed murder mystery game system.

The clown, wearing a grotesquely painted mask, grinned: "Please choose a code name for yourself."

Ning Shuo pondered for a moment: "Ning the Half-Immortal."

The audience was thinking, "What kind of weird name is this? Is he trying to fool those ghosts in a horror game?"

Until they saw Ning Shuo talking in a strange way to a ghost in the live broadcast room, saying, "Tonight at midnight, at most half an hour later, you will definitely suffer a bloody disaster."

The audience was waiting to see him make a fool of himself, but at midnight, just as the second hand reached zero, a sword pierced straight through the ghost's throat.

A man dressed in ancient costume, who looked almost exactly like Ning Shuo, pointed his sword at Ning Shuo and raised an eyebrow, saying, "Are you a monster too?"

Ning Shuo smiled and said, "Perhaps, I am another version of you."

...

The moment Ning Shuo saw Ning Wang, he knew that he shared the closest relationship in the world with this person, so close that they had even used the same name—

Xie Ning.

--Mines Clearance--

1. The protagonist is very prone to chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) and has poor health. If you don't like this, please don't read.

2. There are no scenes where people are killed for minor grievances; everything serves the plot. If you don't like this kind of thing, please don't watch.

3. There are two male leads, a side couple, and no crybaby bottoms. This is because the author prefers strong male leads. If you don't like this, please don't read.

4. There are live stream comments. The content of the comments does not represent the author's values, nor do the characters' thoughts represent the author's values. If you do not like this, please do not enter.

[1v1 + Dual Male Leads + Strong Couples (not a traditional dual strong couple, don't treat the Taoist priest as a god) + Lighthearted + Beast World Farming + Mystical Rainmaking + The Tsundere Daily Life of the Fox Clan Leader Chasing Rabbits]

Shen Yuqiao, a Taoist priest struggling in modern society, went fishing by the river late at night to clear his mind. As he cast his line, he pulled up a corpse. Looking up, he saw the murderer staring right into his eyes.

Shen Yuqiao (with a stiff smile): "...Would you believe me if I said I was just passing by fishing?"

The murderer (slowly drawing a knife): "What do you think?"

—The next second, he traveled through time.

When he opened his eyes again, he was being looked down at by a crimson fox.

Yan Fei (raising an eyebrow): "Tsk, so weak, can you even breathe?"

Shen Yuqiao (trembling): "...Yes, it's possible, right?"

The fox clan leader, Yan Fei, was incredibly powerful. While out for a stroll, she casually pulled a strange creature from the river, and the result was—

The tribe hasn't had rain for a month, and the crops are almost withered and dying.

Shen Yuqiao (raising his hand): "Let me do it! I can pray for rain!"

Yan Fei (suspiciously): "You?"

...Then, a torrential downpour began, and the entire tribe knelt down.

Yan Fei narrowed her eyes: "Little thing, how many more surprises do you have that I don't know about?"

A modern Taoist priest transmigrates to a beast world and becomes the darling of the group through metaphysics? No, he becomes the high priest.

[Infinite flow + dual male leads + live streaming + strong vs. strong + little madman and seemingly innocent but actually cunning + happy ending] (The other male lead will only appear in the third instance, which is a bit angsty)

This book is also known as: "An Achievement System Bound to a Horror Game"

When He Feng, who suffers from insomnia, is pulled into a horror game and forced to do a live stream, he is surprised to find that his insomnia seems to have been cured!

He Feng, who usually relies entirely on luck to get a good night's sleep, was able to sleep for a full eight hours in the game! This is incredibly helpful for someone who used to sleep less than two hours a day due to insomnia!

So He Feng began to look forward to entering the dungeon to sleep day and night, and to stir things up as he pleased, turning the dungeon into chaos and disorder, and even permanently banning players.

For example, in the Dawn Village instance, he danced square dance with the BOSS, put his arm around the BOSS, became sworn brothers with the BOSS, and lived a carefree life. He even became the BOSS's helper, successfully killing all the NPCs and avenging his BOSS brother.

In Rose Manor, He Feng, with just his words, drove the butler, servants, duke, and duchess to their deaths. He even led a group of players to the duke's ancestral tomb, just to see if the duke's father really had six fingers.

After many instances of the horror game were forced to shut down, the game's system could no longer contain itself and confronted He Feng. He Feng was then verbally abused to the point of convulsions and developed He Feng phobia.

The game's higher-ups were furious. They decided to unlock the unbreakable dungeon, to take He Feng away, forever and ever! Forever...

Wait!! He Feng! Put down the dungeon boss! He's not for you to steal!