This is a silly story! A silly story! I'll say it three times because it's important: it's a silly story!

[Genshin Impact fanfiction + crossover anime and TV series + comedy + slow-paced transmigration + retired Emperor character + CP: Young Master]

[Contains some degree of OOC (Out of Character)][Not for serious readers]

Savoring the most expensive tea, listening to the most fashionable music, and playing with the most prized thrushes—this is Zhongli's ideal retirement life.

Unfortunately, the generous CEO who supported this wonderful life suddenly disappeared.

This human-shaped wallet, who always liked to touch Zhong Li inappropriately and stick to his side calling him "sir," accidentally fell into a crack outside the world.

Furthermore, he plays the role of a supervillain in different worlds...

D'Artagnan forgot everything—his name, his identity, his mission.

He even forgot the most important thing—paying Zhongli's bill.

The only way to save the young master who is hopelessly addicted to darkness is to beat him awake!

With things having come to this, Zhongli could only put down his hot tea, close his eyes, and sigh.

Interruption of retirement.

The strongest warrior of Teyvat has donned his armor once more and embarked on a journey to find a wallet in another world.

With rock spears on his left and a celestial star in his right, Zhongli finally found Dadalia after going through countless hardships and beat him awake.

Before the clear-eyed young master could even rejoice for a few seconds over Zhongli's world-traveling experience, he frowned: "Sir, what are all those people around you vying to pay for you? Aren't I your only wallet?"

Travel the world

HP Nezha Super Heroic Name Conan Curse Back to the Wild Iron Collapse...

【Quick Transmigration + Universally Adored % + Psychopathic + Possessive Love + Pure Love 1v1】

Conscientious and hard-working rookie host Gu Qiuyu, trying his best to boost his performance, somehow ended up poking a hornet’s nest of psychopaths, always being targeted by dark and twisted lunatics.

In the elite family world, the deeply affectionate male supporting character turns out to be a Miao-tribe Gu master. The gloomy and alluring youth implants a lover's Gu worm in him, wrapping his arms around Gu Qiuyu’s waist: “I love you so, so much. Won’t you love me too?”

If you refuse, I’ll kill you.

In the magical world, he is forced to sacrifice both flesh and soul to a demon. The demon grabs him by the throat: “You’re mine now.”

A caged bird, a desperate struggle.

He can’t escape.

But… is that really the case?

[Yandere x Possessive | Angst + Satisfaction | Two powerful bosses battling it out in full drama mode]

[System: Reminder to Host Yu Tang—The main gods in every world are extremely powerful and cannot be shaken!]

A CEO who controls the lifeblood of the economy:

“Heh, you really think you can escape the palm of my hand?”

Yu Tang:

“Oh, really? Stage IV stomach cancer. Guess I’ll be dying first.”

A war hero and star of the Federation:

“You’re nothing but my plaything. Be good, stay by my side!”

Yu Tang:

“Sorry, I have a severe heart condition. My bad.”

[System: shivering in fear.jpg]

This is moved from Green River next door. This article is BL, which means the protagonists are two men, and they are in love. Straight men are not allowed to read it!!!

Ze Yi traveled through time and space and became an experimental subject in the Pokémon world, with a human appearance and genetic fragments of the Zoroark clan mixed in his genes.

With the power of phantom and the ability to understand Pokémon language, can the uninvited guest carrying the original Pokémon Zoroark climb the road to victory?

But this plot doesn't seem right?

How did I meet the future Kanto Flying King and Chengdu Champion Ferry, who was still traveling, at Kuye Department Store?

No, how come Xiaozhi is traveling during this period? And he even got the Ho-Oh Tail Feather?

Zeyi: ...? Is this the real Pokémon world?

Then someone embarked on the path of no return as an investigator.

Kanto Line: Decisive Battle at the Forbidden City (crossed out) Quartz Summit!

Padilla Line: Back home, the masked vigilante asked me to be his boss. We are not from the same hometown, how dare you expose my identity?!

Hezhong Line: Hezhong is a big stage, come if you have a dream!

Parallel Lines: I hit myself? Zundu fake du?

Champion Line: Don't miss it if you pass by, who will be the champion of the Kanto region?

Eight Masters Line: Whose main force doesn't have a Mega?! It's over, it seems I'm the only one left (Why doesn't Zoroark have a Mega!!!)

Note: This is my personal setting, OOC, and the author is relatively new, so please be gentle if you have any complaints (hold your head and squat to prevent it)

CP Ferry

Ling JingXuan, a secret international doctor and killer. Can save people with one hand and kill with the other. Right or wrong, both paths without exception would cause people to be terror stricken. One morning he crossed over, with only four bare walls for a home and was also given two free stir fried little buns. Ling Jingxuan can’t help but be speechless.This life, can this pit be any bigger?

Yan Chengrui, Qing dynasty’s only prince with a title of General. On his first mishap on a mission, a good man forcibly became a slave wife. There was no one who was not disappointed from the imperial family. But, don’t know when slave wife learned it but poison concubine’s poison was incomparable, who dares to try to straighten him out?

“What? 30 Wen? You’re robbing from people, so expensive!”

One day of the month of a certain year, Ling Jingxuan takes the two little buns to the market to buy living necessities.These five year old little buns after hearing the price have to hold back their red faces. Fried little hands rigidly held onto the broken wallet, Ling Jingxuan suddenly wanted to cry but had no tears. Sons, we earned money but not spending it, don’t tell me its left for the foals?

At the end, it was obvious they carried two liang of silver. Stuff that was sold at the last minute were the cheapest. Seeing the smile of satisfaction from the little fried buns, Ling Jingxuan secretly vowed. One day he would develop them into super meat buns，a rich 2nd generation family!

Alternative title: "Orochimaru's Happy Life as a Pirate"

It leans towards slice-of-life, aiming to make up for various regrets, and features happy daily life without any angst.

I'm writing this with great passion because I absolutely love Orochimaru. I couldn't sleep last night and suddenly remembered a One Piece fanfic I loved—an Orochimaru story... but it fell apart... and then I fell apart too. I couldn't sleep because of this frustration, so I impulsively started writing this. My writing skills are terrible.

No pairing, feel free to ship whatever you like!! There might be some ambiguous elements (male on top of male), so proceed with caution if you're sensitive to that! Caution! Don't come in and insult me! This is just for my own fanfiction!

Severe out-of-character (OOC) elements; his mental state is constantly erratic and insane. Orochimaru's mental state is similar to that of the eccentric Snake Uncle at Naruto's wedding, specifically referring to Orochimaru in Rock Lee's Gaiden, only younger and now just a snake.

Just got the ratings! So exciting! Marking October 3rd, I have a rating! It's not "No ratings yet" anymore.

[Two male leads + 1v1 + both protagonists are virgins + transmigration + spatial element + sweet and doting pet raising a child]

[Sunny, cute, money-grubbing bottom X Cunning, handsome, and cunning top]

Betrayed by her family and the person she loves, Luo Mingchen transmigrates to another world with a planting space and water-based superpowers. She wakes up to find herself the "stepmother" of three children and is told that the children's father died at the hands of bandits. After driving away the villains who came to seize her family property, Luo Mingchen, who loves children but is homeless, takes over her husband's property and children.

Later, his awful relatives came and angrily accused him of being a substitute bride. Luo Mingchen, who was already prepared, said: "If you're so capable, make the father of my child crawl out of his grave and divorce me."

Huo Yan, climbing over the wall to get home at night: My husband is lovely, I'd never divorce him.

Luo Xun had survived ten years of the zombie apocalypse—not by becoming a badass warrior, but by doing what any true otaku would: hoarding supplies, avoiding people, and absolutely refusing to eat canned peaches.

Then he dies. But instead of staying dead, he respawns three months before the apocalypse begins. Armed with a decade’s worth of doomsday knowledge (and anime logic), Luo Xun sets out to prepare for the end of the world—otaku style.

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His plan: Buy all the instant noodles. Stockpile solar-powered gadgets. Build the ultimate apocalypse man cave. Avoid drama.

But in reality: He ends up rescuing a gorgeous architect named Yan Fei, who looks like he should be sipping lattes in a Paris café, not laying bricks and hoisting steel beams like a tank in tight jeans. Luo Xun’s reaction?

[“He’s too pretty. He must be useless. Definitely can’t cook.”]

Spoiler: Yan Fei *can* cook. And flirt. And install solar panels.

Together, the two build the chillest stronghold in the zombie world, complete with hydroponic gardens, renewable energy, and occasional relationship bickering that sounds like:

[“You bought *another* solar oven? Where will we even put it?”

“Next to the anime figures. Priorities, okay?”]

Despite the horror setting, this novel delivers deadpan humor, wholesome survival strategies, and a romance so domestic it could be sponsored by IKEA. It's the apocalypse—but make it cozy.

Alternative Title:

The Reborn Otaku’s Code of Practice for the Apocalypse

[Drama-oriented, no system, no time travel, group portrait, only Naruto, two male protagonists, atypical rebirth of Naruto.]

When the meteor fell, the world turned to ashes in the light, and the brilliant civilization became a scorched earth. It seemed that everything had ended. But Naruto opened his eyes in the light and suddenly found himself lying on the small bed in his childhood old house.

What kind of situation will the Seventh Hokage, who is not even as tall as the table, stir up and bring a different future to the world?

He said, "I want to liberate the world."

[Main CP Sasuke and Naruto, double male protagonists, double strong, double strong, double strong! Secondary CPs are Madara, Tobiizumi, Dai Ka, Itachi, etc. The main CP is slow to warm up. Naruto's IQ is upup]

[Naruto fanfiction! Female-oriented! Two male protagonists! Movie-watching!]

[The protagonist is possessed by a drama spirit, and there are sadomasochistic performances. The CP is Kakashi. There are many personal settings. In the end, there may be a description of real friendship deteriorating. If you don’t like it, please don’t read it.]

After Naraku traveled through time and became Uchiha Naraku, he was bound to the popularity achievement system, and he could only become stronger by gaining popularity points.

It turns out that this world has become a material library for the "animator" to observe?

Everything that happened in the world of the animator was made into the "Naruto" animation series?

Can I become stronger only by becoming a popular character in anime?

In response, Naraku said that it was time to perform for the audience!

From a little boy longing for love and care to the Uchiha clan leader who has captivated the ninja world, there is no other reason, it’s just that the audience loves me!

PS: I can't remember many of the settings and specific plots of Naruto. I'm too lazy to rewatch it, so I can only look up information online. If there are any discrepancies, just treat them as private settings. Be careful if you are a fan of Naruto.