Good news: I, Sasori of the Red Sand, was adopted by the Third Kazekage, a time-traveling version of myself, after suffering the massacre of my entire family at the age of five!

Bad news: This "guardian" is a bit hardcore—daily PUA and human experimentation are basic operations, and he even forced me to develop forbidden techniques that can instantly turn dead people into figurines? Fine, I'm naturally gifted anyway.

Worse still: As we raised him, both my guardian and I entered our rebellious phase. He suddenly developed a serious illness and wanted to rule the world, his first step being to turn my entire family into specimens. Since I wanted to pursue art, not culture, I had no choice but to tearfully turn him, a culture teacher, into a figurine.

Without a guardian, I just wanted to quietly pursue art, but the whole world came to accuse me of being a moving natural disaster?

So, I'll build a mechanical utopia in the desert, with food, lodging, and eternity provided, and incidentally cut some parts to use as "indulgences."

Wait, what do you mean the Five Great Nations, Akatsuki, and Madara Uchiha all want to "adopt" me, who's been temporarily released? And they're even bringing tailed beasts and the Rinnegan with them?

Kind tips:

The final interpretation of this breeding guide belongs to Sasori Akasago.

The main text and the synopsis differ greatly in style and will not change the villainous identity of the whitewashed scorpion. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, please exit immediately.

This book was guided by Scorpion Granny and contains numerous plot points and heavily modified settings to satisfy the author's personal morbid tastes. It's a product of self-indulgence and amusement. Don't doubt it if you see any discrepancies with the original work; those are modifications made by the author to satisfy Scorpion Granny. In addition, since this is the author's first time writing a fanfiction with more than ten chapters, inconsistencies and disjointed plots are to be expected.

[Entertainment] [Daily Life] [Single Female Lead] [System] [Singer] [Improper] [Romance] Chu Tian traveled through time and obtained the "Peak Entertainment System." In his previous life, he was a perennial star in the entertainment industry, the last superstar. He debuted as a fresh-faced idol, transitioned to a new role at the peak of his popularity, and ultimately achieved superstardom. He treaded cautiously along the way, dodging numerous dangers, but ultimately, he couldn't avoid sudden death. After traveling to a parallel world, he became a mute, poisoned and persecuted, living a depressed life, living under someone else's roof, waiting for death. Wait! Mute? System? What the hell is a mute with a system? And an entertainment system! Can he sing or act? He can't write novels, can he? [Ding Dong, Newbie Gift Pack Arrived, Received the Song "The First Dream"] Wait a minute, is there a mistake? I'm a man! Why are they giving me female songs? Chu Tian looked at the songs in his inventory, his mind full of questions. Finally, he slowly turned his head to look at his boss in the office, a diva with no songs to sing and about to fade away...

My next novel is a BL (Boys' Love) story titled "After Being Backstabbed by My Teammate, You Became a Complete Fool," a second-person crossover anime. Check out my author page! [Daily updates at 9 PM, I'll take breaks in case of special circumstances.] Also recommending my friend's works: "How to Quit My Job with Gin" by Liu Chu and "My Daily Romantic Relationship with Xia You" by Mo Li Ye. [Synopsis] I inherited a pet shop, and with it, my little hamster. My hamster is named Gin, always in a black trench coat and hat, looking over with a melon seed in his mouth, even his beady eyes seem so unfathomable. With my little hamster, I've made the pet shop a resounding success. Amuro Tooru, the part-time worker at the Poirot Cafe next door, asks me: "What's your secret to success?" I hold Gin in my hands, high above my head, and declare with deep affection: "Because my Gin is a business genius!" Even the fiercest customers, once they're met with a single glance from Gin's beady eyes, will obediently take out their money and donate it to the animals in the shop. I was deeply moved; true kindness still exists in the world. But can anyone tell me why there are so many strange little animals in the pet store? A black squirrel has captivated all the stray cats on the street. A noisy parrot is annoying everyone. A playful Shiba Inu has even made its own movie debut. Life was simple and beautiful. Until one day, I was captured by bad guys. I thought I was doomed, but the bad guys were blown to the head by a toothpick box from 800 miles away. Gin, the hero, kept his deeds hidden. My Gin is invincible, good at making money and sniping! I hugged my Gin, praising him with emotion, "My Gin is truly the best sniper mouse in the world!" Achi, who was loading his weapon, spat fiercely. ———— Stop arguing, you are all my wings! Viewing Guide (Some Warnings): I have never owned a pet store; everything about opening a store is my imagination. OOC exists.

While investigating the disappearance of his best friend, Wu Jinglan, Shen Shi is unexpectedly drawn into a new world of script-killing games by a hard drive he left behind. [The "Detective Simulator Terminal" AI will bind to player Shen Shi, opening the world of script-killing games to you. Welcome, detective!] The only way back to reality is to play detective in script-killing dungeons, uncovering the true culprit hidden among the other players and earning enough points. [Be careful, don't lose your life in the scripts.] Shen Shi discovers that there seems to be someone around him who resembles the missing Wu Jinglan... Live-action script-killing games, ultimate puzzle solving, life-or-death challenges, and a test of the highest brainpower. ***Dungeon 1: A talent show turns into a serial killer game, with beautiful young men dying tragically, their deaths mirroring the world-famous paintings around them. Players ABC: ...completely baffled! Shen Shi: Simple, such a classic time trick and a murder imitating a famous painting... Wait, let me think of a line for a detective! Dungeon 2: The murder of a wealthy heir on an isolated island, and the unspeakable horror hidden within. Players ABC: Not only do we have to solve the case, but we also have to investigate the evil spirit side quest? Shen Shi: No problem, just a cameo as a mystery investigator. Scenario Three: All the high school students have superpowers. Bullying! Cheating! Fighting! Team-fighting! Clan-squatting! Bloody drama! Everything has escalated to the point of being deadly! Players ABC: How can we investigate now that things like superpowers have appeared? Shen Shi: It's just a perverted scenario, of course we can investigate. Scenario Four: A haunted mountain every night, with unbreakable rules! Who is the ghost in human form? Players ABC: No big deal, human or ghost, we'll take you down! Shen Shi: Help! I'm afraid of ghosts! Everyone: ... ... Scenario Nine: A group of earthbound spirits in a deserted village mansion seek justice for a ghost, but little do they know what evil thoughts each ghost harbors? Shen Shi: Enough, why another supernatural scenario! QAQ Wu Jinglan: Don't be afraid, this time, I'm by your side. ***CP: Wu Jinglan x Shen Shi Atypical infinite flow, brain-burning script-killing, suspenseful reasoning unit drama. Gentle, caring and doting top x sharp observation and high IQ bottom. Childhood sweethearts, mutual secret love, two years older than them, guaranteed happy ending! Concept: The protagonist solves the unsolved case through his own knowledge

Notice: [Chapter 39 is a side story about a parallel world unrelated to the main story, please skip it.] Even many years later, Lin Xi still dreams. In his dreams, he is still just an ordinary person, and his brother is still alive. The Apollo has not made any positioning errors, and the warp...

[Hitomi Hokkien Fanfiction] [CP Oikawa + Daily Life + Competition] [Genius in All Aspects + Directionally Idiot + Mysophobia] [Qingcheng Enters the Nationals]

When he was young, Miyake witnessed his mother's death, which left a shadow in his heart.

Under the influence of several friends, Miyake developed a curiosity about volleyball during his adolescence.

He came to Qingcheng alone, saw the warmth that belonged only to Qingcheng, and saw the person that belonged only to Qingcheng.

Everyone in Qingcheng: "With Sheng here, we feel at ease!"

Miyake Sheng's ears turned red: "Aoba Johsai will enter the national competition!"

Oikawa said proudly: "Our little secondary attacker is a genius!"

Miyake: "Oikawa-senpai is the one that all geniuses want to beat! He's my teacher, my senior, my... setter!"

The protagonist, the hexagonal warrior, will untie his knot with the help of his friends in Qingcheng and bravely move towards the unknown road!

[Note: This article contains a lot of daily life! It's not a pure happy post! Geniuses work twelve times harder than the average person; they're just a little more talented! Characters may be OOC!!!]

[One grade younger than Oikawa, in the same class as Yakin! His personality will gradually change!]

Luo Ling, an expert in the art of disguise, was bound to a System and was eager to begin his task.

As a result, before even successfully completing a mission, he got married!

At a 36 degree angle, Luo Ling sorrowfully looked up into space: “Tong’er, tell me, do I still have a chance to free myself?”

System: “… Your man is behind you.”

Luo Ling: “!!!”

The person who arrived, gathered Luo Ling in his arms, hugging him from behind as he said in a bewitchingly dangerous tone: “Based on your thoughts, it seems that I have not given you enough love. So let’s proceed in exploring ways to continue a new life.”

【Child of the Five Summers】【Group Darling】【Coser】Yayoi, whose appearance has a particularly handsome anime style, was asked by a friend to cosplay a character from the anime "Juu-chan". After watching the anime at double speed and visiting some anime forums, Yayoi decided to do a cosplay based on her own design.

[Infinite Flow][Dual Male Leads][Slightly Horrible][Most Popular]

After Yunqi died from her illness, she entered a live streaming space.

Every dungeon here is bloody and terrifying, and the streamers in them are struggling to survive in various dungeons in order to gain the audience's attention.

Each streamer is linked to a different live streaming system. The most popular streamers are survival streamers, who are popular because they rely on their wisdom and skills to perform amazing maneuvers in dungeons.

Yunqi is indeed linked to a dating streamer.

Romance streamers have the lowest popularity in escape room streams because no one has ever pulled off any impressive plays. The dungeons are mostly challenging and full of monsters, making it incredibly difficult to gain their favor.

Yun Qi's first time entering the dungeon: Huh? Romance? I don't know how to date.

As a result, a serial killer kissed his toes, an alien monster licked his cheek, and a terrifying ghost insisted on making a vow of eternal love with him...

The audience was stunned: Host, please publish a book, urgently!

Every streamer has an innate talent that determines their path to survival.

Yun Qi's, however, is: [Tomie Physique]

The protagonist who is always being chased by a pervert × The seme who is a sliced ​​evil god

[Six Eyes x Ten Kage, Dual Family Heads, CP Satoru] (Title: "Cursed Return: Ten Kage Want to Make the Blue Blue Inhabitable") From his previous life, anime geek Souya, inexplicably reborn as a baby, finds himself transported back to ancient times, having leapt straight into another class. He hoped to capitalize on his centuries-old knowledge to pretend he was a genius, but after all that, he discovered he was still a modern person, forced to lie low and enjoy a decadent life of free food and clothing. Unfortunately, life is unpredictable, and fate's gifts come with a price tag. This is the incredibly dangerous world of Cursed Return! Lying low? Impossible! Join the dignified Sukuna in a round-the-clock battle! With a future so hopeless he can't see clearly, it's better to just give up. But Zenin Souya, looking up at the azure sky, decided to gamble his life for those shining stars. There once was someone you could only admire from afar. The more you see, the more you become addicted; the closer you get, the more you become captivated. I finally understand what it means to fall in love with a world. Looking back, the blue sky also dwells in my heart. To this day, the blue sky remains crystal clear. Minecraft and User Guide: 1. Single worldview, only curses return. This story follows a philosophy of enlightenment, infant transformation, and growth. It's not a story of instant success from the start. It doesn't follow the high-school path, but aims to transform the world of curses from top to bottom. The protagonist has personality issues (carefully selected from psychology books), is a receptive character, and the romance is secondary. 2. I'm a new author who wants to write a long novel, but my writing skills are limited, making it difficult to update. I'll slowly revise the story as I come up with new ideas. Point out any issues, and the author will respond with courage after reading the comments. It takes a long time to criticize the author, so please exit if you're unhappy.