Gu Zuo: Are you sick? Gongyi Tianheng: Do you have medicine? Gu Zuo: Are you sick? Gongyi Tianheng: If I said I'm sick, can you cure me? Gu Zuo: I said I have medicine, do you want it? Gongyi Tianheng: I'll take as much as you have. Gu Zuo: I have as much as you want...

[Dual male leads + quick transmigration + both protagonists are virgins + strong protagonists + revenge against scumbags + sweet and satisfying]

A stunningly beautiful, insane evil spirit who'll start fighting at the drop of a hat x A sliced ​​hellish lord who'll start fighting at the drop of a hat

(Understand on your own)

In order to save his life, Shen Yunjian was banished to the Three Thousand Minor Worlds to clean up the scum market, punish all kinds of extreme scum, accumulate merit, and offset his sins.

But why is it that in every world he encounters someone who seems to want to refine him?

Shen Yun had made ample preparations to confront this person, but something just seemed off...

Visiting Professor: "Don't you like dressing up as a woman? Come on, put on the skirt and let me see."

The Alliance's top alpha: "A pheromone surge is a sign of excessive energy; once it's depleted, it will behave."

The wealthy tycoon said, "Ah Jian, listen to me, come here, I'll back you up."

The powerful regent said, "What's so great about the dragon throne? What I'm after is your dragon bed."

………

Shen Yunjian once thought that there were two things that were the most terrifying in the world.

First, he reformed his ways.

Second, to spend one's life with the same person, remaining together for eternity.

It wasn't until later that he realized being a good person wasn't that difficult.

There will always be someone who will become his willing exception.

———

At first, I wanted to refine him with karmic fire, to reduce him to ashes and never let him be reborn.

Later, I was willing to give up all my merits just to ensure his perfect life and peace in every lifetime.

[Drama-oriented, no system, no time travel, group portrait, only Naruto, two male protagonists, atypical rebirth of Naruto.]

When the meteor fell, the world turned to ashes in the light, and the brilliant civilization became a scorched earth. It seemed that everything had ended. But Naruto opened his eyes in the light and suddenly found himself lying on the small bed in his childhood old house.

What kind of situation will the Seventh Hokage, who is not even as tall as the table, stir up and bring a different future to the world?

He said, "I want to liberate the world."

[Main CP Sasuke and Naruto, double male protagonists, double strong, double strong, double strong! Secondary CPs are Madara, Tobiizumi, Dai Ka, Itachi, etc. The main CP is slow to warm up. Naruto's IQ is upup]

1v1 dominant-receptive, dual-cleansing!!! Within the world of the sweet and refreshing White Lotus system, there's a legend: Mo Zhiyang. Undefeated, he's become the idol of all White Lotuses. To improve their KPIs, they've decided to invite a mastermind to teach them live. Gazing at the students before him, Mo Zhiyang raised his delicate chin slightly: "Pay attention! White Lotuses have more than one form. Study hard!" The students nodded frantically, watching him plunge into the plane and begin pulling out their notes. FAQ 1: What if the movie star, Bai Yueguang, suddenly returns? See the textbook version: "Changliu, I'm fine. Go check on him." Mo Zhiyang lay in the hospital bed, his lips pale but a saintly smile on his face: "I love you, so I forgive you for leaving." Shen Changliu, looking at this fragile, beautiful person who loves him wholeheartedly, suddenly realized: "No, Yangyang, I love you!" FAQ 2: What if the deposed queen is reborn with a system? It was still dark before the little guard hurriedly tried to climb down from the dragon bed, but was grabbed by the waist: "Your Majesty, it's daybreak now. It will be bad if the Queen finds out!" "Then depose the Queen." The great emperor lazily held the man in his arms again and fell asleep peacefully. Common Question 3: What to do if a scheming bitch replaces Bai Lianhua and frames her to death? Poor pregnant Bai Lian: "Oh, I'm pregnant with your child!" Scumbag: "You're talking nonsense, I didn't touch you!" Old pervert Marshal: "What nonsense are you talking about? This is your aunt, call her aunt!"... The students said: He is indeed a big shot, but why is this...

This is a female-oriented article for men, so straight men are not allowed to enter.

The original male protagonist is Naruya Uejima, who is mainly a bottom. The protagonist has a lot of private settings and a lot of nonsense. It is all-oriented. There are as many people as the copywriter puts in. The plot is illogical and the characters are ooc.

Lord from the underworld, I will go to the world of the living later.

A thousand years ago, Sukuna coldly decided: I will catch that brat who dares to commit fraud and tear him to pieces.

A thousand years later, Sukuna said: Tearing clothes into pieces is also tearing them, so don't move.

DK Wuji: Am I a pervert? How can I like men?

dkwubuji: I am a pervert.

Geto Summer Oil (〃◝ω◜།): There’s no need to feel sorry, just join.

Li Mei: Don’t always care whether I am a man or a woman :).

No abuse, but sweetness is guaranteed, and the focus is on the CP. Please leave if you are a nitpicker, or I will scold you.

Before his rebirth, He Zizhong was unfortunate. This loyal dog had been loyal to the wrong person. In the harsh apocalypse, he was betrayed by relatives, tricked out of his spatial dimension by his lover, and tragically, hunted down by a rival who had stolen his love. Only on his deathbed did he learn that Fang Hao, who had accompanied him all along, was actually the junior from high school who had confessed his feelings to him. Sadly, he also died, right in his arms. In He Zizhong's previous life, Fang Hao felt lucky. Six or seven years later, in the despair of the apocalypse, he had found his first love, a senior from his senior year, again, and could stay by his side for half a year.

Good news: I, Sasori of the Red Sand, was adopted by the Third Kazekage, a time-traveling version of myself, after suffering the massacre of my entire family at the age of five!

Bad news: This "guardian" is a bit hardcore—daily PUA and human experimentation are basic operations, and he even forced me to develop forbidden techniques that can instantly turn dead people into figurines? Fine, I'm naturally gifted anyway.

Worse still: As we raised him, both my guardian and I entered our rebellious phase. He suddenly developed a serious illness and wanted to rule the world, his first step being to turn my entire family into specimens. Since I wanted to pursue art, not culture, I had no choice but to tearfully turn him, a culture teacher, into a figurine.

Without a guardian, I just wanted to quietly pursue art, but the whole world came to accuse me of being a moving natural disaster?

So, I'll build a mechanical utopia in the desert, with food, lodging, and eternity provided, and incidentally cut some parts to use as "indulgences."

Wait, what do you mean the Five Great Nations, Akatsuki, and Madara Uchiha all want to "adopt" me, who's been temporarily released? And they're even bringing tailed beasts and the Rinnegan with them?

Kind tips:

The final interpretation of this breeding guide belongs to Sasori Akasago.

The main text and the synopsis differ greatly in style and will not change the villainous identity of the whitewashed scorpion. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, please exit immediately.

This book was guided by Scorpion Granny and contains numerous plot points and heavily modified settings to satisfy the author's personal morbid tastes. It's a product of self-indulgence and amusement. Don't doubt it if you see any discrepancies with the original work; those are modifications made by the author to satisfy Scorpion Granny. In addition, since this is the author's first time writing a fanfiction with more than ten chapters, inconsistencies and disjointed plots are to be expected.

[Double male protagonists + main attacker + quick wear + double strength and double purity + kill me if it’s not sweet]

[Calm and crazy humanoid iceberg beauty top vs. easily sliced ​​bottom]

Xiao Ji, a god transformed from ten thousand years of ice, is in charge of laws and only abides by rules. He is unreasonable and unkind.

I never expected that the first time I went to the mortal world to do a mission was to gain the love of the mission target on behalf of the scumbag.

What's even more unreasonable is that the target of the mission is actually his lifelong enemy, Fenghuang, Yinnian, who never follows the rules.

There was no other way but to press the person down on the bed and rub him.

——

暴躁金主：“说爱我！别逼老子揍你！”

The God of War Prince: "I will not seize the kingdom, I will only seize you."

Leng Han's roommate: "What's wrong with the dormitory? Can't you be a little gentler?"

Childhood alpha: "Even if you turn into a pile of shit, I'll still love you, okay?"

…

——

The phoenix is ​​born from fire, only to melt the ice.

[1v1 + Dual Male Leads + Strong Couples (not a traditional dual strong couple, don't treat the Taoist priest as a god) + Lighthearted + Beast World Farming + Mystical Rainmaking + The Tsundere Daily Life of the Fox Clan Leader Chasing Rabbits]

Shen Yuqiao, a Taoist priest struggling in modern society, went fishing by the river late at night to clear his mind. As he cast his line, he pulled up a corpse. Looking up, he saw the murderer staring right into his eyes.

Shen Yuqiao (with a stiff smile): "...Would you believe me if I said I was just passing by fishing?"

The murderer (slowly drawing a knife): "What do you think?"

—The next second, he traveled through time.

When he opened his eyes again, he was being looked down at by a crimson fox.

Yan Fei (raising an eyebrow): "Tsk, so weak, can you even breathe?"

Shen Yuqiao (trembling): "...Yes, it's possible, right?"

The fox clan leader, Yan Fei, was incredibly powerful. While out for a stroll, she casually pulled a strange creature from the river, and the result was—

The tribe hasn't had rain for a month, and the crops are almost withered and dying.

Shen Yuqiao (raising his hand): "Let me do it! I can pray for rain!"

Yan Fei (suspiciously): "You?"

...Then, a torrential downpour began, and the entire tribe knelt down.

Yan Fei narrowed her eyes: "Little thing, how many more surprises do you have that I don't know about?"

A modern Taoist priest transmigrates to a beast world and becomes the darling of the group through metaphysics? No, he becomes the high priest.

Pre-order: Is the Little Fox Really a Young Master? Is Rabbit Pregnant Today? My Friend's Pre-order: He Transmigrated into an Imperial Treasure ID: 5088503 A little hamster is reborn into a human body, and there's less than a month left until the apocalypse... The little hamster, with tears in his eyes, stuffs all sorts of food into his mouth, "Why did I have to come to a world where even the granaries aren't full?" "I just want to eat my fill and bask in the sun, I don't want to live a life of uncertainty." To live a good life in the apocalypse, the hamster desperately hoards food! Hoarding and hoarding, his space is full, and his cheeks are bulging. So he dug a tunnel to continue hoarding! Then, he was robbed by a human QAQ of his underground warehouse. The angry little mouse squeaked and jumped up and down, yelling, "Give the mouse's food back to the mouse!" Mu Feiyi, the head of one of the three bases and a dual-elemental ability user, bent down to pick up the little mouse that had jumped onto his feet and was squeaking with tears in its eyes. He said to his teammates, "It seems we've robbed an owner's granary." His teammates teased, "Isn't your beast form a tiger? You can repay me with your body." The little hamster traded one of his granaries for a majestic tiger mount. Although the mount was quite expensive, the little mouse was happy! The little mouse was the richest in the apocalypse; he could afford to give and raise a big tiger! Mu Feiyi, who established a new order in the apocalypse with his iron-fisted and decisive actions, was secretly troubled by food every day. Outsiders thought he was so strong and omnipotent, but in reality, every night he would look at the account book and lose a lot of hair. "Do those bastards even know how many mouths are starving every day?!" Just before Mu Feiyi's hair was about to fall out from worry, he suddenly found a little hamster that was overflowing with riches. Looking at the food squeezing from the hamster's mouth, Mu Feiyi felt that he, this tiger, was just a sick kitten in front of the hamster. Really, as long as there was food, he'd ride on its head if asked, and roll around on its back without hesitation! "Hamster, roll around three times, can you get an extra pound of food?" "Squeak squeak squeak!" The hamster wanted four! Keywords: apocalypse, hoarding food, hoarding various supplies, food, meat, vegetable growing, large machinery, energy, etc.; space farming, safe city farming, mutated animals and plants. Pre-order: "Is the Little Fox the Real Young Master?" A little white fox suddenly transmigrated into the body of the cannon fodder real young master in the story of the real and fake young masters. She was in debt, tried to please the fake young master but failed, and was even framed and kicked out of her home. Hungry and with a rumbling stomach, Fox decided to take matters into his own hands. He caught a wild pheasant running wild in the back hill of his neighbor's house to curry favor, tricked him into giving him a meal, and then became attached to this man. During the day, as soon as the neighbor left and he started his live stream, he became the No. 1 in the pet section! Fox's pink paw pads and fluffy, chubby body drove humans crazy with adoration. They loved Fox~ At night, the little fox would kick the neighbor's face with his hind legs, lick his paw pads, and then, with his supercomputer keyboard flashing afterimages, he was the most sought-after character in the novel section! (Just kidding!) Suddenly, a chubby, particularly spoiled, whining little fox appeared at General Randall's house. To trick him into giving her a chicken leg, she would rub his black pants until they turned white. This cunning little thing would sneak onto his bed while he was at work, sprawling out with her pink belly showing. After waking up, she would bully the chickens raised in the back hill, and when he returned, she would immediately pretend to be the most obedient and innocent little fox in the world, running to greet him as he came home. Unfortunately, this tranquility only lasted until the editor came knocking with the contract for "The Runaway Assassin Princess"... and behind him, the gas cylinder-like creature nervously pressed its ears against the back of its head, its tail tucked between its legs. The little fox's ways to make money include: writing novels, live streaming, and... well, let's just say they don't live up to the hype of being sucked by a gong (dominant partner). Pre-order: "Is Rabbit Pregnant Today?" A little rabbit who just arrived in this world is going on a blind date in place of his brother. Rabbit is worried, after all, the other person's leg is broken, and he doesn't know if it will work out. But the kind-hearted rabbit still decides to give him a chance: "And... if you marry me, I only have one condition." The person opposite him, sitting in a wheelchair, sized up the thin body of the rabbit-eared boy in front of him: "What?" But Rabbit still mustered up the courage to say: "You... how many times can you... in one night?" The rabbit tribe has very high standards for their partners; if he can't, Rabbit will find someone else. Murphy was seriously injured and retreated from the front lines, his mental strength collapsed, and his body was severely damaged. The doctor determined that he could no longer return to the front lines. A man who's ruined his life will naturally be dumped by his fiancé. Murphy just didn't expect that to protect his reputation, the other party would actually use this little thing as a shield. Seriously, was he questioning his abilities on their first meeting? Murphy grabbed the little rabbit's ear: "Little brat, do you want to try?" In the end, the rabbit ran away because... "This man is no good!" The chubby white rabbit, perched on the big bad wolf's head, complained, pulling his ear. The big bad wolf, who had been lying down, immediately stood up, nervously licking his lips: What? Still no good? "He doesn't know how to pet a rabbit at all!" The white rabbit was furious: "He's so annoying! He insisted on pulling my tail to see if it was long or short!" The rabbit scolded while plucking the big bad wolf's fur, showing no mercy, until the wolf's head was bald. The rabbit, the rabbit is going to build a nest... Theme: Theme to be added.