His boss is under investigation, his girlfriend cheats on him, he's ostracized by villains and forced to suspend his job. Yang Dong faces his darkest hour at the start, but he remains unfazed, having experienced it all before. Returning to 2008, he can handle it all with greater composure. But he never imagined that a single phone call would change the trajectory of his life. To save his boss, he's seconded to the Municipal Commission for Discipline Inspection's investigation team, only to unintentionally unleash a devastating storm. To this, Yang Dong says, "Don't panic, I'll have a cigarette to calm down!" (No stud, no system, single female lead, serious official writing, just for a laugh)

After the college entrance examination, Qian Quan was about to confess his feelings to his goddess, but he watched helplessly as she was snatched away by his rich classmate.

At this moment, he awakened the "Like father, like son" system.

[Ding! The system has detected that your father has received a 3,000 yuan reward. You are hereby awarded 30,000 yuan!]

[Ding! The system has detected that your father is practicing Wing Chun. You are hereby awarded the Grandmaster-level Wing Chun!]

[Ding! The system detected that your father made a game-winning shot in the school basketball game. You are rewarded with professional-level basketball skills!]

...

Huh?

Dad, please try a little harder! It's better to push yourself than to push the kids!

Hu Feng traveled to a parallel world, watched a rubbish martial arts movie, posted a bad review, and was subjected to crazy online violence.

[You piece of shit, do you dare to slander my brother?]

[I advise you to be a good person. After all, it was someone else's hard-earned film. What right do you have to slander them?]

[I think your parents and sister all look quite human, why don't you do human things? ]

Just when he was so angry that he was about to call the police, the system came.

[The host has been detected to be facing a large amount of abuse, slander, and personal attacks. The tireless system of taunting has been activated! ]

[The martial arts film "Swordsman" project has started! ]

[Congratulations to the host for receiving the filming manual for the movie "Swordsman"]

[From now on, all comments, messages, and phone calls that insult, slander, or attack you and your family will be turned into your startup capital, 10,000 per message, and the amount will be settled in three days!]

[From now on, all comments, voice messages, and phone calls that insult, slander, or attack you and your family will be recorded by the system. If the movie reaches number one during its release, we will launch a counterattack! You can choose from 1,000 methods to counterattack, including deducting 100 yuan from the opponent, making them eat a green-headed fly, and making them pull their pants pockets!]

Hu Feng slapped his thigh and said, "Okay!"

He immediately started the live broadcast!

"This movie is shit! Come argue!"

"I'll stay online for seven days and fight you!"

"Whoever is a coward is a dog!"

One year later.

"Director Hu, stop arguing. No one is investing in our movie anymore!"

"It doesn't matter, I can spray it myself!"

This book is also known as: "After Returning from the Pigeon World, I Became a Male God." A gifted monster is a cruel creature. Just by standing there, he tells you the chasm between you and them. This gap is determined by birth, and in the face of absolute talent, no amount of ordinary effort can overcome it. One hundred days before the college entrance examination, Luo Bei's consciousness returned from the Pigeon World, bringing with it a "Professional Talent Tree." This tree allows him to master various professional talents at a far faster pace: [Light up the "Test-Taker" talent and become a master test-taker.] [Talent Skill "Practice": Through extensive practice and experience, you can increase the level of the "Test-Taker" talent.] [Upgrade your "Test-Taker" level to Lv3 "Master" and your test-taking skills will reach perfection, with the knowledge you mastered increasing by 300%...]