What? A cultivation system? You want me to cultivate immortality? Me! A dignified 21st-century youth, am I cut out for cultivation? Can I even calm down and cultivate immortality?

Then I'll just lie down! Cultivating immortality is too tiring! And all that fighting and killing!

What? You switched to the "Many Children, Many Blessings" family system again? Your cultivation depends entirely on your offspring's efforts? Hehehe! Such a good thing!

Well then... I'll reluctantly choose to cultivate immortality!

【Fantasy, simulator, goofy, no heroine, plot flow, upgrade flow. 】

【Important tips: Reality is very goofy, mainly simulation. 】

Jiang Yifeng traveled through time and became the eldest son of the Jiang's Chamber of Commerce in Dayou Country.

He thought this was an ancient society, and he could spend his whole life in brothels and listening to music.

But five years after the travel, the simulator was activated.

Each simulation can randomly draw different talents.

Three-minute heat: You are particularly hot and strong for three minutes every day.

Fitness master: Your body building effect is different from ordinary people.

Eye of insight: You can see through some information of everyone.

Extreme one-for-one: The person who kills you will die at the same time as you.

...

During the first simulation, Jiang Yifeng found that this world was different from what he knew.

There are actually immortal cultivators here, and more than ten years later, they will come to destroy his family.

After that, in order to protect himself, Jiang Yifeng began to simulate continuously!

In the simulation, he constantly explored the truth of this world and worked hard to improve his strength.

In reality, he continued to go to brothels and listen to music.

After many simulations, he found that the place he was in was just a forbidden place, comparable to a cage.

People here are forbidden to cultivate immortals and seek immortals.

Otherwise, they will be hunted down by an organization called Xianlinmen.

This made Jiang Yifeng feel even less safe, and he could only simulate harder.

Exchange talents and cultivation from simulations...

In the constant simulations, Jiang Yifeng found that the truth of this world is far more than that.

Even he and the people around him seem to have extraordinary origins.

And all of this also emerged little by little in the simulation.

When Jiang Yifeng was invincible, the truth he discovered was...

[Gourmet Food + God Emperor + Immortal Cultivation + Relaxed and Humorous + Daily Life + Gou Wang + Invincible + 999 Explosion Rate Map System + Add God's Domain and Various Gold Fingers]

My name is Ye Ge, I traveled through time and space, I am fifteen years old this year. When I was twelve years old, I was tricked by an old Taoist into becoming the last disciple of Piao Miao Sect, who said that I had the potential to become an immortal.

It was only after I went up the mountain that I realized that this was the last disciple who was responsible for closing the gate and sweeping the floor every day. In fact, he was just a menial disciple.

Fortunately, I got a 9999 times explosion rate map system, which contains various golden fingers, gorilla armor that can turn into a gorilla with ten times the attack and defense, a spell that makes everything in the world become dust, a title of ten thousand times the understanding, a cloth with a hundred times the attack, an ebony stick with a hundred times the combat power, a secret book that can make a person become a supreme fairy chef, a rare skill that makes anyone tremble and become pregnant when you look at them, what is not handsome enough? Learn about the charm god body, and whether the head of the sect’s daughter, the empress, is there anything that cannot be dropped in the map, only you can't think of it.

The weakling Ye Ge entered the map and killed a random chicken, which dropped equipment all over the ground. From then on, he couldn't stop and became a chicken-killing fiend.

If you don’t have spirit stones, go kill chickens. If you don’t have elixirs, go kill chickens. If you don’t have any skills, go kill chickens. In short, if you lack anything, go kill chickens.

He firmly believes in this explosion rate. He will get everything when beating chickens, and even the top ones when beating chickens.

Since then, the counterattack of the little man has begun. After hiding for a while, Ye Ge found out, what am I invincible? Sweeping the world of cultivation, stepping on the world of immortals, covering the sky with one hand, I am the strongest in the universe. At present, the world of immortals has ended and I will ascend to the world of gods soon. The world of gods will be more exciting. This is a different world of gods.

If you are a brother, come and kill me.