Xie Yang, who was lucky enough to qualify for the national love variety show, just wanted to make some money, say goodbye to the involuted big city, and go home happily to the small shop he had been thinking about. But unexpectedly...

[Memes + Funny + Various Ways to Fight Marriage Pressure + Lao Liu] Also known as "108 Ways to Deal with Marriage Pressure." Due to the dramatic decline in marriage rates in recent years, Mango TV created the live broadcast "Four Generations of Marriage Observation" to help everyone appreciate the beauty of marriage. One family each from the 1970s, 1980s, 1990s, and 2000s was selected for observation. Lin Hao, a single man born in the 2000s, served as the control group. "Marriage is too extreme; being single keeps me safe." "Being single is good; I can be with whoever I want." "Children and grandchildren will have their own blessings; without them, I will enjoy my own happiness." ... Mom: If you don't get married, I won't be able to sleep at night. Lin Hao: How about taking a night shift? Mom: I love children. You can have a child without getting married. Lin Hao: I can find you a nanny job. Relatives: You should do what you should do at your age. You should get married when you're old enough to die. Lin Hao: Do ​​I have to die when I'm old enough to die? While everyone else is struggling to make ends meet, Lin Hao is enjoying life to the fullest, playing games, fishing, and sleeping in. He was supposed to be a negative example and went crazy. The audience cried with envy: This is the life we ​​dream of!

Retired for ten years.

Although his voice was ruined, he appeared on the Masked Singer show.

Facing the pressure from various bigwigs...

He became a nationwide sensation with just one song!!

When this down-and-out singer appeared in front of the public again, he occupied major music charts.

Some call him a beacon of the industry.

Some people call him the poorest top star in the entertainment industry, who still eats instant noodles in a village in the city after winning an award...

Chu He: "Since you are unwilling to be ordinary, then shine again!"

(Harem, Purple Dream) "Friend, you're so handsome, you're stealing the show." "I'm just an extra, I'm handsome... Is it my fault that I'm stealing the show?" "Brother, why are your crying scenes so natural?" "Innocent young men who haven't experienced the blessing of 996 won't understand... This is called emotional acting, you know it and you don't know it." "Senior, why are you not interested in love themes?" "Watch love stories? Then why not watch two-dimensional paper people? Isn't the original intention of men filming to transform?" The director nodded silently and stood up, patting Sakakibara Kaede on the shoulder, "You will be the leading actor, and you can name the female lead, Sakurajima Mai, Higuchi Madoka, or Ichinose Chizuru?"

Cutting in line, jumping the queue, overtaking on the wrong side of the road, following a car with high beams on, using ETC on the highway, parking in the middle of the road to pick up children, blocking the exit of a parking space...

On the streets, such uncivilized and bad behavior is everywhere.

People say: "If you are patient, the sky will be wide open; if you take a step back, the sea will be calm!"

But Gu Yin thought: "If you endure it for a while, you will get breast hyperplasia, but if you take a step back, your spinal canal will be blocked!"

It's not easy for anyone in this society. Life and work are already stressful enough to make people breathless. Who doesn't try their best to earn a few dollars?

You want me to drive a car and swallow my anger?

No way!

In one sentence: "It doesn't matter if you have a Porsche worth millions or a Rolls-Royce worth tens of millions, as long as you cut in line, never brake!"

Not convinced?

Go for insurance!

You think I'm giving you 3,000-4,000 yuan per year for full insurance?

The wonderful full-length urban novel "The Bloom of Korean Wave" is free to read by comedian Youzi: A big boss mixes in the entertainment industry and becomes a top singer. A successful man will always attract bees and butterflies; he makes people laugh and cry on the show and becomes a big trend in the entertainment industry. A humorous man will always make people laugh. PS1: 10 years ago, it was just the singer and the relationship with the heroine. 10 years later, RM started and wrote more variety shows. PS2: If you like it, just read it. If you like it a little, pick it and read it. If you don’t like it, just read other great gods. PS3: The previous introduction was not used for a long time, and now it’s time to change it so that everyone can read it.

【Chinese Entertainment + Multiple Female Leads + Director's Text + No System】

I've lived my life over again, only to discover I was once so close to my dream... In this way, all the regrets and missed opportunities I once had will no longer exist.

Mo Ran has steadily and steadily built a kingdom for himself in the world film industry.

“The information displayed inside shows that you’re still in high school, and you also don’t belong to any entertainment company, so what made you think of participating in our talent show?”

Qin Lu opened his eyes and found himself standing right under the spotlight. In front of him sat four people with strong auras and delicate makeup. The tiered pyramid-shaped seats behind them were filled with handsome young boys. Their gazes were all fixated on Qin Lu, watching his performance.

Some fragments of memories quickly flashed in Qin Lu’s mind.

The former film emperor Qin Lu, who died on set due to an accident just a moment ago, was extremely calm.

He dealt with problems accordingly and ended up unintentionally accomplishing great things along the way—

Not only did he debut, he even became one of the most sought-after A-list celebrities in the circle.

Lu Ze, 24 years old, a straight-through bachelor’s and master’s graduate from Peking University, thought he’d become an excellent teacher after graduation.

But…

“Lu Ze, tomorrow you’ll go to No. 3 High School’s Rocket Class as a temporary homeroom teacher. Remember, you’re going undercover. Your mission is to mislead those students.”

To carry out the mission, Lu Ze is forced to make a series of morally questionable moves:

“Our class gets a full weekend off. No morning or evening self-study.”

“Phones are allowed.”

“No dating in front of me.”

“Teachers aren’t allowed to assign any homework.”

“…”

Everything he’s doing is being livestreamed 24/7 on a reality show called Model Teachers.

The show also features rocket classes from two other high schools:

A strict 1980s-born homeroom teacher who enforces discipline with military-like precision.

A 1990s-born homeroom teacher who relies on emotional coaching and daily motivational speeches.

And then there’s Lu Ze, born in the 2000s—who lives by one motto: “Enjoy life while you can.”

At first, no one had any faith in Lu Ze’s class. But…

Two months later…

“Lu Ze, what the h*ll happened? Why did your class do so well on the midterms?”

Lu Ze: “Maybe their foundation was too good. Just wait—by finals, their scores will definitely drop!”

End of the semester…

“Lu Ze, what’s going on?”

Lu Ze: “Hang in there—next semester, their scores will fall for sure.”

One year later…

“LU ZE!!”

Lu Ze: “Don’t worry…”

Many years later…

“You were supposed to go undercover at No. 3 High School—how did you end up as principal?!”