[Memes + Funny + Various Ways to Fight Marriage Pressure + Lao Liu] Also known as "108 Ways to Deal with Marriage Pressure." Due to the dramatic decline in marriage rates in recent years, Mango TV created the live broadcast "Four Generations of Marriage Observation" to help everyone appreciate the beauty of marriage. One family each from the 1970s, 1980s, 1990s, and 2000s was selected for observation. Lin Hao, a single man born in the 2000s, served as the control group. "Marriage is too extreme; being single keeps me safe." "Being single is good; I can be with whoever I want." "Children and grandchildren will have their own blessings; without them, I will enjoy my own happiness." ... Mom: If you don't get married, I won't be able to sleep at night. Lin Hao: How about taking a night shift? Mom: I love children. You can have a child without getting married. Lin Hao: I can find you a nanny job. Relatives: You should do what you should do at your age. You should get married when you're old enough to die. Lin Hao: Do ​​I have to die when I'm old enough to die? While everyone else is struggling to make ends meet, Lin Hao is enjoying life to the fullest, playing games, fishing, and sleeping in. He was supposed to be a negative example and went crazy. The audience cried with envy: This is the life we ​​dream of!

Food is not just three meals a day, but also humanistic care.

From the soy milk, deep-fried dough sticks, and steamed buns for breakfast, to the staple food at night, stir-fries and barbecues always bring infinite joy to people.

A distant star butterfly flapped its wings. It has brought changes to the cuisine of Qin State.

Wensi tofu, white-cut chicken, squirrel mandarin fish, and big-cut meat bring enjoyment to the taste buds of ordinary people.

Sichuan cuisine, Hunan cuisine, Cantonese cuisine...

Tan family dishes, palace banquets, and Manchu banquets will all show their style in this world one by one.

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"Mai Mai! I need your help. It's too difficult to book a room in your husband's private restaurant. Can you say hello and book one in advance?"

"Sister Baby, wait a minute, today you are the fourth to call..."

Reborn back to the day before Creative Entertainment disintegrated.

The top producer resigned, the top agent took the popular artist away, and An Ran wrote "I Believe" to save the company.

So, the fans who had never heard of "I want to fly to the sky and stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun" in this world were crazy about it...

An Ran became popular...

Suspect: Mai Xiaoyu, a professional conman who has been posing as a talent scout to commit fraud for years. Cause of the incident: A dream and a girl. Illegal act: Infiltrating the entertainment industry. Consequences: The entertainment industry went from "The entertainment circle is truly chaotic" to "The entertainment circle is even more chaotic." Victims: Chopstick Brothers (Huang, Deng), F4 (Hu, Huo, Feng, Deng), the "Naked Sweetheart" group (Chen, Tang), the Five Cute Flowers (Yang, Liu, Shu, Zhao, Liu)... PS: Victims are listed in no particular order, and the list is continuously growing.

Now is the broadcast time of "Your Moon My Heart":

Someone: I want to complain about my classmate, she copied the answer to me, and then we were the last and the second to last.

Radio host Zhao Shoushi: You are like this... like this...

Pei Youqing: I want to complain about my classmate...

Zhao Shoushi: If you don't block such a friend quickly, are you going to keep him for the New Year?

I am not Zeng Xiaoxian, and this is not "Love Apartment";

but this is really "Your Moon My Heart";

beat the author group: 645011123

Cutting in line, jumping the queue, overtaking on the wrong side of the road, following a car with high beams on, using ETC on the highway, parking in the middle of the road to pick up children, blocking the exit of a parking space...

On the streets, such uncivilized and bad behavior is everywhere.

People say: "If you are patient, the sky will be wide open; if you take a step back, the sea will be calm!"

But Gu Yin thought: "If you endure it for a while, you will get breast hyperplasia, but if you take a step back, your spinal canal will be blocked!"

It's not easy for anyone in this society. Life and work are already stressful enough to make people breathless. Who doesn't try their best to earn a few dollars?

You want me to drive a car and swallow my anger?

No way!

In one sentence: "It doesn't matter if you have a Porsche worth millions or a Rolls-Royce worth tens of millions, as long as you cut in line, never brake!"

Not convinced?

Go for insurance!

You think I'm giving you 3,000-4,000 yuan per year for full insurance?