[Primordial Era + Investiture of the Gods + No System] Having transmigrated to the moment after composing a poem at Nuwa's Palace, Yin Shou finds himself as King Zhou. He's a little panicked. Where's the system? Where's the cheat code? This is the Investiture of the Gods; what's the use of diligent governance here? Yin Shou decides to go all out! So what if he's a tyrant? So what if he indulges in wine, women, and extravagance… who doesn't know those? "Su Hu, quickly send Su Daji to Chaoge!" "National Preceptor Shen, I've heard you have wide connections… would you mind introducing me to the Three Immortal Maidens of Sanxiao?" "Grand Tutor, I also want to learn Taoist magic from the Golden Spirit Mother!"… Yin Shou goes further and further down the path of a tyrant, but the fortunes of the Shang Dynasty rise instead of fall. Yin Shou slowly awakens the power of a Human Emperor; a single word can decide life and death, a single utterance can boost fortune, a single decree can bestow the title of God of Humanity! "What happened to being a tyrant… how did I become an eternal Human Emperor?"

Traveling through the wild tribes of the Journey to the West world, Xiaoyu is fortunate to have a magical power, the Great Father-Killing: as long as he worships someone as his adoptive father, Xiaoyu can immediately deduce a way to kill this "adoptive father" in his mind.

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Scenario 1:

The golden-horned boy held the purple-gold-red gourd of Taishang Laojun in his hand and laughed: Yu Fengxian, I am calling you daddy, do you dare to answer?

Xiao Yu smiled brightly. "Foolish demon, even your master wouldn't dare agree when I called him 'adoptive father'... Hey, you're so bold that you've already agreed in your heart?" Good-for-nothing, so weak that you couldn't even activate this fairy's 'Great Destroyer Father'.

The sword flashed, and Jinjiao fell to the ground.

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Scenario 2:

Taibai Star Lord: General Yu, although you are the king of the human world and live a free and easy life, it is not as peaceful as the life in heaven. Now, as long as you agree to the request of His Majesty the Jade Emperor and stop acting against the will of heaven, you can ascend to heaven in broad daylight and be listed in the immortal list.

Xiao Yu was curious: If I go to the Heavenly Palace, what official position will the Jade Emperor give me? Will it be Bi Ma Wen?

Taibai Xingjun was surprised and asked: "How could it be Bimawen? Given the fairy's abundant martial virtue, 'Wu Quxing' is also worthy of it."

Xiao Yu thought for a moment and said seriously: "I am not good at martial arts, but I love poetry, singing and dancing. Please report to the Lingxiao Palace, Star God. I have been wandering for half my life, and now I am fortunate to meet the Jade Emperor's appreciation. I am willing to become his adoptive father and serve him for life."

Taibai Star Lord had a dull expression: What?

Xiaoyu coughed lightly a few times: Please ask the Jade Emperor to make me a happy "Seventh Fairy", yes, the Eighth Fairy is also fine.

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A primitive world with the background of Investiture of the Gods and Journey to the West, and legends of immortal foxes.

[Primordial Era] + [Humor] + [Harmony among the Three Pure Ones] + [Entertainer] + [System] + [Leveling Up Story]

Having transmigrated to the prehistoric world and become Luo Xuan, the Flame Immortal of the Jie Sect, he thought he was destined for the Investiture of the Gods. Unexpectedly, he discovered the Add Friends System. By adding friends, increasing favorability, and receiving system rewards, the prehistoric world transformed into a giant circle of friends. Xuan Du of the Human Sect, Guang Chengzi of the Chan Sect, Duo Bao of the Jie Sect, and many other powerful figures from the prehistoric world were all his good buddies. Luo Xuan declared that he had relied entirely on the support of his friends along the way!

The story is now complete, so please enjoy it without worry. My new book is titled "Nobody's Better at Showing Off in Public." He came from the primordial era, bearing the destiny of humanity. He has countless disciples and together they nurtured twelve emperors for the human race. *sobs* After raising so many boys, now I need my female disciples to scrub my back! [cabinet emoji]

Keywords: [Abstract], [Fun God], [Unconventional], [Unique Art Style], [Mythological Great Luo], [Classic of Mountains and Seas], [High-End Primordial Era]

"As the top dog in the Netherworld, it's perfectly normal for me to open a branch in the Zhou Tian Starry Sky, right?"

“We have eleven seats in our church, and we refuse to let any legitimate gods join us, but the demon god Rahu says that he is not a legitimate god.”

“Now, one of our hall masters has declared that he’s going to pull off a big heist—he’s going to rob Dao Ancestor Hongjun!”

Pangu above, this is truly a brilliant idea! What do you think, should I agree to it?

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In the age of gods, where the great Dao clashes, what kind of stories will unfold when these unorthodox innate deities collide?

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P.S.: My completed work, "The Azure Phoenix of Nuwa's Family in the Primordial World," has 2 million words and a similarly unique art style, full of fun. Welcome to read it!

Lin Xuan traveled to the ancient world, activated the invincible heavenly system, and reached the invincible realm of the Great Dao, but he didn't know it.

The dog he raised looked like a country dog ​​because it ate the food he cooked every day, but it was actually at the saint level.

The fruits and tea trees he planted were influenced by him every day and were more terrifying than the ten innate spiritual roots.

One day, the system left, and Lin Xuan wailed, feeling that as a mortal, there was no way he could survive the impending Conferred God Tribulation. The mortal and the local dog depended on each other for survival, and they hunted for a living.

But he never expected that the slingshot would shoot down a big bird - it was Kunpeng, the master of all monsters.

The three realms were shaken, and powerful people came to pay homage to this seemingly ordinary courtyard, thinking that Lin Xuan was an extremely powerful person.

This is such a joke! Lin Xuan feels like a mortal who just wants to survive...

Li Xiao becomes Tongtian's fifth direct disciple, and Yunxiao overhears his thoughts!

"Fifth Brother, what are you staring at Dingguangxian for?"

"Nothing, I want to eat rabbit meat!"

[This fellow Dingguangxian wants to betray his religion. How can we kill him? ]

"Fifth Brother, could you please stop being such a jerk?"

[What else can I do if I don’t play the game? I’m already invincible, if I don’t play the game, what else can I do?]

[The three Xiaos are quite pitiful. Yunxiao was pressed under the Qilin Cliff, and Qiongxiao and Bixiao died. I have to save them!]

[Forget it, I can save Jiejiao as well, I’m going to fight Hongjun]

Xiao Yi traveled to the ancient times and became a first-generation human who was about to join the Jiejiao sect.

By activating the ultimate negative energy system and collecting other people's negative emotions, you can become stronger!

From then on, there was a new disciple of Jiejiao who was always courting death in the prehistoric world.

"Master! The eldest brother is in trouble again! He melted down all the swords in the sword tomb! He said he wanted to make a great sword!"

"Master! Senior Brother blew up a mountain while refining his weapon, burying the library!"

"Tongtian! Your disciple is courting death again! He ate my mount, Sibu Xiang!!!"

"Tongtian! Your apprentice has kidnapped my maid!!"

“.....”

Tongtian was in constant fear, fearing that his eldest disciple would get into trouble...

Until this day, Hongjun came out of seclusion and announced the beginning of the great catastrophe of the Conferred Gods.

Tongtian refused to be deified by Jiejiao, and fought against five saints alone. Jiejiao was facing a great disaster!

The disciple of Jiejiao who used to only seek death: "I won't pretend anymore, I have become a saint!"

Gu Changqing traveled through time and became a disciple of the Sage Tongtian. He was born with a sword heart and also integrated the great way of wine.

Just by drinking, one can improve his cultivation, comprehend various magical skills, the charm of the Tao, and even reach the pinnacle of swordsmanship!

As a result, Jiejiao had a Drunken Sword Immortal who enjoyed drinking all day long.

I have been drunk for thousands of years, what year is it tonight?

When the catastrophe of the Conferred Gods came, Jiejiao encountered a crisis.

Gu Changqing walked out drunkenly with a sword in hand.

"I have a sword that can split the sky apart. Who among the immortals can stop me?"

"If Heaven had not given me Gu Changqing, the path of swordsmanship would have been like a long night forever!"

Gu Changqing, with his sword, killed millions of immortals and almost destroyed the three religions!

Hongjun: "Sword slaying millions of immortals, you call that a drunkard?"

Yuanshi: "It's bad, coming towards me?"

Tongtian: “…”

He traveled to the ancient world and became the first iron-eating beast in the world. He was bound to the god-level salted fish system and was taken in as a battle pet by the ancestor witch Hou Tu.

GunGun said: What cultivation, what comprehension, they are all clouds. This baby can become stronger even if he lies down.

But, for some reason, from that day on, the shit scooper Hou Tu changed.

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My name is Hou Tu, and I am one of the ancient witches.

I raised a big stupid bear, but for some reason, from that day on I could actually hear its voice.

[I, the iron-eating beast, love to drink beast milk! ]

[If you can't even figure this out, what are you doing as an Ancestral Shaman?]

[Zheng Dao, Zheng Dao, are you so impatient to change your name? Well, the war between the lich and the wizard is imminent, I'll move to the underworld ahead of time. This way, when I wake up, the battle might already be over.]

Hou Tu: “???”