【Slice-of-Life Cultivation + Comedy + Lighthearted + Transmigration + No System】

Xu Qing, a 996 veteran workhorse, suddenly transmigrates. He originally planned to enjoy a carefree life with a beautiful wife and concubines, but unexpectedly was brought by Sect Leader Yu Hongchang into a top cultivation sect as a direct disciple.

Who knew that upon entering the sect, Xu Qing not only had to take care of his junior sister but also ended up with a dog. Reluctantly, Xu Qing could only become a literary copyist.

Until one day.

Xu Qing points his sword at a stunning woman, swearing never to be locked in the small black room as forbidden meat.

“How dare you! I am your master!”

“Even if you’re the master... what?”

This book is also known as: "My Demonic Young Master, What's Wrong with Capturing a Righteous Saint?", "Without the Talent for Cultivation, I Have to Become Invincible in Secret"

(No system, single female protagonist, cool, daily, relaxed, dynasty.)

Jiang Xie traveled through time and was reborn as the young master of the Jiang family, a demonic force in Dongzhou, Shengyuan Continent.

A temple in his sea of consciousness endowed him with the ability to be reborn by dripping blood and various supernatural powers.

The Fanchen Sword and Tiandao Sword, two of the six famous weapons, successively recognized him as their master.

Determined to reach the pinnacle, he made a decision: to begin by capturing the Holy Maiden of Haoran Sect...

That same year, the Holy Maiden of the Haoran Sect, the most powerful sect in Dongzhou, suddenly disappeared...

And beside Jiang Xie, there was a proud and rebellious little maid...

The tsundere maid who always wanted to escape finally fell, but the young man who had no talent for cultivation shocked everyone again and again.

Facing Jiang Xie like this, the guards who had been following him couldn't help but sigh, "Young Master is truly too mysterious."

When Gu An, a servant, was young, he accidentally broke a jar of spiritual flowers. When he was panicked, he found that he had taken away twelve years of life!

A road to immortality was laid out in front of Gu An!

In order to cultivate immortality safely, Gu An chose to become a chores disciple of Taixuan Sect, planting herbs every day to take away the life of herbs for cultivation.

Through the evolution of life, his basic skills continued to evolve, and he deduced from the basic method to the supernatural power!

The eras changed, the stars moved, and the world changed.

The legend of immortals gradually appeared in the world.

Gu An, known as the immortal, spent half of his life to help his cultivation surpass the limit of the immortal way, achieve the realm of the saint, and surpass the heavenly way.

However, one day, an old man in white clothes with an immortal style came to visit Gu An.

"I am the Xuanqing Star Lord in the sky. Emperor Taihao heard that you have done many good deeds in the world and saved many sentient beings. You have great merits. I was sent to the lower world to summon you to join the immortal class and take up the position of the Divine Horse Heavenly Official."

"May I ask what the position of the Divine Horse Heavenly Official is?"

"There are divine horses in the heavens that can cross the sky and earth and escape into yin and yang. The Divine Horse Heavenly Official is responsible for taking care of and feeding these divine horses."

Hmm? Raising horses?

Aliens invaded, and the human race declined. This was the past of the parallel world Blue Star.

Until Jiang Tian, ​​who had an invincible talent but wanted to be a chef, came from Earth, the situation changed.

Because he found that these aliens themselves were the most perfect top ingredients.

And the strongest school beauty who teamed up with him had the special ability of God's Tongue to help him improve his cooking skills.

From then on, the rations of the human race that made up for spirituality in the eyes of the myriad races in the starry sky changed.

The human race has a brand new title: Horror Upright Ape!!!

"Don't run away, Golden Winged Dapeng Clan, this spicy chicken wing really can't be done without you."

"I admit that you, the powerful Bull Demon Clan, have thick skin and flesh, but how will you respond when I use the trick of butchering a cow?"

"As a mere ingredient, you actually hit people?"

As the saying goes, foodies are not scary, but I'm afraid that this foodie is too scary.

The alien race cried out in grief and anger: "Why is the strongest human race a cook!"

This is a story about a cook eating all the races.

With much anticipation, the virtual reality game "Dark Place" which has been under development for ten years was launched, but the high price made countless long-awaited players retreat.

At the same time, an unknown game began to attract new users by taking advantage of the name of "Dark Place".

Qi Sheng: I have a download link for the cracked version of "Dark Place", free and authentic!

[Hodgepodge world view], [pseudo dnd], [fun]

————————

"All the spells I developed and improved are out of the exploration of truth and the pursuit of science. You should not slander a simple scholar like me."

In the first year of the Third Era, Jia Xiu, the greatest spellcaster in history, the inventor of more than 10,000 spells, and the sorcerer known as the forbidden spell maker, answered like this when facing the accusation of genocide.

"Why does the infinite healing spell make the target's whole body get cancer? Just tell me if the cancer tumor is healing infinitely!"

"The absolute protection spell blocks the air and causes suffocation? Heaven and earth are conscientious, air is very dangerous, of course it must be blocked, I have sufficient evidence to prove that anyone who breathes the air will die."

"The little boy's summoning spell destroyed the Demon King's City, and the radiation produced made it uninhabitable for 30 years. Well, this, uh... I am the extermination of the demon race, how about it! I say I am innocent, whoever agrees, whoever opposes!"

Strange talk, a strange thing that uses cognition as food, information as weapon, and information as currency. They are neither living nor dead, existing in the lore of men, living in the shadows of the world.

"Does this mean that I will become a monster?"

In ancient times, they were worshiped as gods and powerful by faith.

"Then I am a god!"

In ancient times, they were regarded as feared by demons and fed on fear.

"I will become the master of ghost stories!"

But under the scouring of the torrent of the times, they gradually disappeared, leaving only paragraphs of text that were regarded as nonsense.

"It is my duty to recast the glory of ghost stories."

But you're not a weirdo, well, you're not human either.

"Well, it's considered a success if you become a monster."

In the mass grave, I fed a ghost alive - it was just a tool for me to survive.

The essence and blood of the clan members, the flesh and blood of geniuses, the souls of the entire clan... all become food for refining ghosts!

The stronger the ghost, the more ferocious the backlash? Stronger restrictions, deeper calculations, make it a permanent slave!

They used every possible means, including robbing cultivators, massacring cities, going undercover, killing masters, and training devils.

My evil magic reaches all the heavens, and I use the common people as materials to refine my supreme ghost way!

Foundation Establishment, Golden Core, Nascent Soul… In front of the world barrier, looking back:

Homeland? It's just the first stepping stone to the top!

Xu Qing woke up to find himself turned into a Zombie.

Zombies do not die; their life is endless, yet they suffer from the lack of a method to evolve and ascend!

Facing a chaotic era where ceremonies and music collapse, and demons and strange creatures emerge endlessly, Xu Qing chooses to remain under the radar and becomes the most inconspicuous Corpse Driver in the shadowy profession of corpse craftsman, earning various rewards by performing rites for the dead each day.

Be it folk arts, innumerable professions, or the nation's destiny and heaven's will, gods, ghosts, and the extraordinary, Xu Qing hides within a shop, mastering them all.

Watching clouds rise and fall, witnessing the dynasties change and old acquaintances fade; with eyes opening and closing, witnessing the vicissitudes of life, thousands upon thousands of years, my form remains unchanged, eventually becoming an eternal name among the immortals!

------------------

[Alternative Longevity Stream, Folklore and Anomalies, Management Daily, Steady Cultivation]