【Everyone reads my mind + sand sculpture + eating melon + playing badly】
It's not that there's no CP! But there's really not much description of the relationship, and the male lead is not human! If you can accept it, you can join!
It’s not easy to become a daughter of an ancient official family. Of course I have to cherish such a good life!
After traveling through time, Lin Mo lived a lazy life for more than ten years. She had planned to continue living like this, but her father was afraid that she would starve to death, so he got her an official position.
"Ahhh! I don't want to go to work! Why should I go to work!"
Lin Mo rolled on the ground crying and shouting.
But after going to work, life doesn't seem so difficult, and she has also bound a melon-eating system, so all the civil and military officials in the court are melons!
From then on, Lin Mo and the system went to court every day to eat melons, but there was a loophole in the system, and everyone could hear their voices!
Then all the civil and military officials in the court heard a lot of confusing things, which were quite outrageous.
[Shocking! The emperor's underwear was patched three times because he was poor!]
emperor:……
That night, the three princes gave their old father a large pile of underwear.
[Big news! The Protector General and the King of Qi have an illicit relationship!]
National Defense General: ...
[Oh my god! The Grand Tutor wet the bed last night! He even hid the quilt!]
Grand Master: ...
The emperor sent the imperial physician back with the grand tutor that day. Bedwetting is a disease and needs to be treated!
Because of Lin Mo and the system, every morning court has become a gathering for gossip.
Lin Mo and the system took all the civil and military officials to stroll in the melon fields. Their life was so pleasant!
Ying Yi traveled through time and space to an unfamiliar dynasty and became an emperor!
But Ying Yi didn’t want to be emperor at all. He just wanted to die and abdicate as soon as possible so that he could go back and inherit his tens of billions of assets!
So he began to walk on the road to death!
Politics requires compromise, but Ying Yi never compromises!
The Queen Mother in the cholera harem? Curse!
A queen with a hipster girl syndrome? Curse!
A powerful official with all the power in the government? He should be scolded even more!
What if the students bowed down to him and called him a tyrant? Of course, he would become the tyrant they imagined him to be!
What if the minister says there is no money in the treasury? Wouldn't it be better to just kill any minister?
The people below embezzled the imperial government's disaster relief funds and now want to rebel? Send them all to hell!
Ying Yi originally thought that he would be overthrown sooner or later, but the strange thing is why this position is becoming more and more stable?
What’s even worse is that they actually called me the greatest emperor of all time!
Cute baby animal language no CP group pet abuse scum
Tiantian went up the mountain to collect firewood to earn money to treat her mother's illness. She accidentally awakened the animal language and saved her uncle.
Who knew that when he returned home he found his mother had passed away
Her uncle occupied her house, her aunt slapped her, and her grandmother sold her to human traffickers.
The village chief rescued her but couldn't find anyone to adopt her.
Huo Yunzhou is a battlefield killer with a terrifying reputation, but he has adopted a daughter and dotes on her.
"From now on, you are a princess of great wealth and status, and you can walk freely in the capital."
"But Tiantian can't walk sideways. Mom didn't teach her."
"Daddy will teach you."
then.
The little bully in the Prime Minister's family loved to rob women. A three-year-old child riding a cow knocked the little bully away.
Daddy catches corrupt officials, and Tiantian brings a group of woodpeckers to demolish the corrupt officials' houses.
...
[Taotie cub + group pet Su Shuang + exchange marriage + little lucky star + the protagonist himself has a golden finger + no CP] (The rating has just been released and will increase later~)
Miaomiao is a little glutton who was forced to come into the world to save the human race because he ate the koi carp raised by heaven to save the world.
She became the sixth lady of the Prime Minister's Mansion.
A high monk once said that the Sixth Young Lady was doomed, and so she lived a miserable life in the Prime Minister's residence, starving, ill-fated, and often beaten and scolded. Meanwhile, her older sister had an incomparably noble destiny, born to be a phoenix.
Miaomiao was punished to stand all night on a snowy night and collapsed in front of the Prime Minister's Mansion. She was picked up by the wife of the Marquis who was passing by and was adopted as her own daughter.
After hearing the news, the nobles in the capital were all waiting to see what would happen in the Marquis' Mansion, thinking that they would be killed by the unlucky star.
But they waited and waited and waited.
When the original capital...
Gossip + Mind Reading + Beloved by the Group + Transmigration into a Book + Comedy + System
Chu Qingqing transmigrated into a book, becoming a cannon fodder princess in a popular novel who was strangled to death by an evil nanny at birth.
Although the tyrant arrived in time and kicked the wicked old woman away, it couldn't change the fact that she would become a princess of a fallen kingdom four years later.
Chu Qingqing: Four years? That's a long way off, let's eat some melon seeds first.
Watching the tyrant enraged by the wicked old woman's false accusation against his beloved childhood sweetheart, Consort Shu, Chu Qingqing silently observed: [Oh? It was Consort Shu who sent people to strangle me?]
[Does Consort Shu enjoy seeking thrills? And her target isn't even the tyrant?]
The tyrant abruptly stopped, and angrily rushed off to catch Chu Qingqing in the act of adultery.
Then Chu Qingqing was taken to court by the tyrant who had successfully caught her in adultery.
I thought attending court would be boring, but these scandals are getting bigger and bigger!
My maternal grandfather's loyal brother had a crush on my maternal grandmother for thirty years?!
My grandfather's world collapsed instantly.
[A senior official in the Ministry of Works is having an affair with a much younger woman—his youngest son's classmate?! Their combined age isn't even bigger than his shoe size?!]
The Minister of Works was devastated.
Is Consort Ning using voodoo dolls in her palace to cast curses on the tyrant and the eldest princess?
The sky fell for Consort Ning's father.
[The tyrant's most beloved eldest princess has a penchant for collecting other people's worn socks?! She's stolen from every official in the court?!]
The entire court was utterly devastated.
[The tyrant's most beloved eldest princess was the daughter of the empress and a eunuch?!]
The emperor's world has collapsed.
[The Vice Minister of the Imperial Treasury kept a mistress, and his wife shaved his head bald in the middle of the night?]
The entire court: Ever since the little princess arrived, the morning court session has become increasingly exciting.
[Pampered by the group + Satisfying read + A villainous character who is drastically altered into a male mother + A villainous father who is coaxed into a charming smile + A female supporting character with a system]
Wenruan is a vicious villain who dreams of ruling the world.
Good news: I've transmigrated into the body of the villain Qin Jiuzhou's biological daughter, who is three and a half years old.
Bad news: I've transmigrated into a side story. The incredibly powerful and cunning villain is missing something; all he has left is his cunning and dampness.
Undeterred, she sought to revive her former glory. Facing Qin Jiuzhou, she spoke seductively: "Do you want the female lead? Do you want to unify the world? Cooperate with me, and you will reclaim everything that belongs to you."
Qin Jiuzhou remained silent, only holding the feather duster and sneering.
——
Qin Jiuzhou was known for his madness and killing spree, earning him the reputation of being tyrannical and ruthless, a sentiment he shared.
But after Wen Ruan appeared, shouting "Unify the world and destroy the world," and offered him advice...
The world didn't really wrong him that much.
The infamous King Yama, feared by all, was teaching his daughter to be kind and compassionate late at night, holding a book in his hand.
But somehow, he ended up being taught a lesson by the other party, and even when he wanted to go crazy, he could only do so when his father was sleeping.
He was even willingly coaxed into pouting, unable to bear seeing Wenru suffer the slightest grievance.
Wenru was called a bastard, so he went to his door with a sword.
As Wenruan went to school, he asked sharply, "Everyone else has a tutor, why doesn't my Ruanruan?"
Wen Ruan secretly became the "Crown Princess" of Beijing's elite circles, gathering a group of followers, and he...
Tired? Let's rebel!
——
The entire court discovered that the once ruthless and cunning King of Qin had changed—
I've stopped drinking and started taking care of the kids.
He's stopped fawning over his sweetheart and started being a doting father to his daughter.
The scariest thing is... he's really going to rebel!
[Forced to work, resentful male mother, villainous father]
Shen Wantang's marriage was snatched away by her reborn elder sister, who pushed the Ning Wang prince, who had become a monk, to her: "The palace is prosperous and splendid, sister, go and enjoy the happiness!"
Shen Wantang laughed out loud: "Thank you very much, sister."
Who hasn’t been reborn?
In her previous life, her elder sister married the Prince of Ning and forced his beloved to death. The prince would rather commit suicide than marry her. After the prince's death, her elder sister was thrown into prison. She endured for half a year and finally died tragically.
Shen Wantang married a poor scholar, but she didn't expect that the poor scholar would rise to fame after solving many strange cases. He was promoted in ten years and became an important official in the court. He was praised by the emperor and loved by the princess. However, the poor scholar didn't want fame, wealth or the princess, but only wanted to grow old with Shen Wantang.
Shen Wantang lived a life that was envied by all the women in Beijing.
But, did the poor scholar really get to that level on his own merits? Is he really that infatuated with Shen Wantang?
Let my elder sister spend her whole life to verify the answer to the question.
Shen Wantang was very satisfied with the marriage with Prince Ning's Mansion. Her mother-in-law was generous and doting on the younger generation, her father-in-law was kind and kind and just liked to listen to some songs, her husband became a nun and devotedly followed a beautiful nun, and her sister-in-law was outspoken and could not hide anything.
She was prepared to spend her whole life as a leg pendant for her generous mother-in-law and live a life of luxury with her mother-in-law.
As for the Prince of Ning, Shen Wantang hoped that he would continue to be a monk and follow his beauty, and it would be best if he never returned to the palace in this life.
[Pampered darling + Word of Power + Satisfying story + Comparison character + Brutal, bloodthirsty villain with a drastically altered, doting motherly side]
The little crow spirit Jiu Jiu transmigrated into the body of the mentally challenged daughter of a crippled prince.
On the first day, Jiu Jiu took the crippled prince to be struck by lightning.
The next day, the Eastern Palace caught fire, and Jiu Jiu carried the crippled Crown Prince to sit on the dragon throne.
On the third day, the crippled prince chased after Jiu Jiu with a feather duster and spanked her little bottom.
The entire court discovered that the crippled Crown Prince, who had been dark and cruel, had changed.
The taciturn, cruel, and bloodthirsty crippled crown prince has been transformed into a talkative, noisy, and meddlesome old woman.
"That's a dragon throne; you can't pry off the jewels on it."
"Get down! You're not allowed to ride a tiger and play hide-and-seek with a mouse."
"You can't gouge out other people's eyeballs and keep them as collectibles."
The original female protagonist, Fu Bao, accuses Jiu Jiu of plotting...
(The middle and late stages involve fantasy and lightheartedness, mainly comedy + no abuse in the whole text + group love + the heroine has a three-year-old mentality)
After traveling through time, Gu Yuanyuan became a three and a half year old baby.
Daddy has all the power in the world, and mommy is very protective of her children.
The only bad thing is that various reborn people who come to seek revenge on 'Gu Yuanyuan' begin to appear one after another around him.
The reborn bosses raised their banners high and were determined to destroy Gu Yuanyuan and avenge their hatred.
But, when the silly little baby appeared...
Scheming elder sister: This little idiot is mine and no one can take him away from me.
Cold little brother: I will give Yuanyuan whatever she wants.
Yandere little brother: Anyone who bullies Yuanyuan deserves to die.
Xu Yue has traveled through the book.
She became the cousin of the male lead who is living in awkward circumstances, as her mother died early, had no brothers, was alone and helpless, and could only awkwardly live in the male protagonist's house without anyone caring about her family.
In her previous life, Xu Yue fought her way from being an orphan to a PhD, never believing in fate. Even in ancient times, where it is difficult for women to survive, she never gave up on thinking about how to break the deadlock.
System: No, I'm sorry, host, you cannot just be a girl, because I am a minister system.
Xu Yue:... Years later, the villagers said that the Xu family's ancestral grave emitted green smoke.
Xu Yue recognized characters at three, wrote poetry at five, passed the imperial examination at eight, achieved success at twelve, and became the top scholar at eighteen!
Riding a horse through the streets, she was in the spotlight for a time.
Xu Yue: Thanks for the invitation, have you ever heard the rooster crow at midnight?
Original male lead: Brother Xu is exceptionally talented, possesses high morals, and is a model for our generation.
PS: Purely a feel-good story, no suffering, and please don't scrutinize the historical accuracy. The female lead is extremely beautiful, and there will be significant descriptions of her beauty. She will become a radiant white moonlight of a generation, excelling in poetry, calligraphy, etiquette, and horse riding, stunning in appearance.
Although there is no romantic pair, there are many one-sided affections. The female lead's personality is not very forgiving or kind, leaning more toward self-interest.