No CP + small animals + death physique + short-term protection
Sui Nuan, a rich and beautiful heiress with a hopelessly romantic streak, kicks her freeloading, manipulative boyfriend to the curb. Without hesitation, she buys the top-tier fishing gear she had always dreamed of in her past life and throws herself into her lifelong passion—fishing.
Men? Who needs them when reeling in a big catch feels a hundred times better?
Just as she finds a perfect fishing spot and settles in, a lazy voice from a little snake beside her says, “You picked the right place to fish, human. There’s a big surprise waiting~”
Sui Nuan is baffled. She’s transmigrated into a novel—and she even got a cheat skill! Apparently, she can… understand what some animals are saying?
This is amazing! Now nighttime fishing won’t feel so lonely anymore.
With curiosity written all over her face, Sui Nuan asks, “What kind of surprise?”
The snake stares at her in horror. “Holy sh*t, this human’s insane! She’s not even scared of snakes and is chatting about gossip with one!”
Sui Nuan casually tosses in bait and prepares the fishing spot. Yup, this snake’s definitely a clown.
But an hour later, when she looks at what’s hanging from her hook, she slowly falls into deep thought…
There really was a big surprise?!
Turning to the pitch-black snake beside her, Sui Nuan offers an olive branch, “Wanna tag along with me? I’ll make sure you eat well and live large.”
The snake: ?
…
From that day on, it’s like something latched onto Sui Nuan—wherever she goes, there’s always a little surprise waiting.
She doesn’t catch fish—she catches pieces of missing people.
She doesn’t go out for fun—she ends up with her heart racing.
Soon enough, Sui Nuan becomes a frequent caller on the police tipline—a nightmare for criminals.
And a chatterbox.
Ai Chen traveled through a parallel world and took his eight-year-old son to participate in a variety show called "Good Parenting".
Family A: Install surveillance cameras in the bedroom, no gaming allowed! Otherwise, I'll get a warning from Septwolves!
Family B: My child, if you endure the hardships of studying, you won’t have to endure the hardships of life in the future.
When it was Ai Chen's turn, the scene suddenly changed!
Son: Dad, I want to go to Peking University!
Ai Chen: Why do you want to go to Peking University? Follow your dad and go to A University!
After saying that, he pulled his son to play games in a duo.
Netizens were stunned!
Son: Dad, I’m tired of playing games, I want to do my homework...
Ai Chen: You have finished your homework, what homework are you doing!
Son: Dad, the final exam is coming up soon, I won’t do well if I keep doing this…
Ai Chen: School focuses on grades, but family focuses on achievements!
Son: Did you and mom give birth to me just to be your playmate?
Ai Chen: What's up? You're eating my food and drinking my drinks, and you're not going to play anymore?
I saw that there was not a single desk at home, but there were two computer desks.
Netizens can no longer sit still!
"We have to read books in secret. The pressure of gaming is even greater than the pressure of studying. It has made our children addicted to reading!"
"This isn't good. Be careful of your rebellious children spending the night at the library!"
Just when everyone thought Ai Chen was using reverse education, he repeatedly struck back at humiliating education, repressive education, hardship education, and authoritarian education, giving them a slap in the face...
[This book has been adapted into three short plays, which can be viewed by searching by title.]
(No harem, no heroine, no routine, no system, no brainless, reversal, slow-burning, sequence, team portrait, hot-blooded, elegant, high-IQ, crazy) [I think this world is fake, I want to witness the real world. ] [When you see this, I'm dead, but I will continue to pay attention to you wherever you are! ] [My name is Yang Feng, Feng of maple leaf, not Feng of madman. ]
After traveling to Blue Star, Gu Chen became a trainee lawyer.
I just opened a law firm and I received a case, [Subway Slander and Secret Photography Case]. Two girls slandered others and refused to admit their mistakes. They also wrote short essays to cyberbully others.
Defendant’s lawyer: The little fairy is right!
Gu Chen: The little fairy spread rumors, slandered, and cyberbullied others, causing serious consequences. I demand that she be sentenced to seven years in prison!
The defendant’s lawyer: Fairy Yu Yu has mental problems and is not guilty!
Gu Chen: The depression is fake, the evidence is forged, and he demands the revocation of the other party’s lawyer’s professional qualification certificate and a ten-year prison sentence!
Presiding Judge: I find the defendant not guilty! I also order the plaintiff to pay 180,000 yuan in compensation for emotional distress.
Gu Chen: The presiding judge has committed partiality and perverted the law. I demand that the presiding judge be sentenced to life imprisonment!
After a trial, the defendant, the lawyer who was framed, and the presiding judge were all arrested.
The onlookers who were watching the show: ???
[No, I'm just here to watch the show. Why do I feel like I'm about to go in?]
[This lawyer is so awesome! Awesome! ! ]
【Is this the outlaw? 】
Gu Chen took on one case after another and gradually became a gold medal lawyer.
One day, Gu Chen stood in court!
"We demand the unconditional return of lost cultural relics! We also demand an apology and 200 billion yuan in compensation!"
[Post-00s Teacher] + [Live Broadcast] + [A Good Teacher Can Heal a Lifetime] + [Teacher is Almighty] + [Teacher's Live Broadcast]
Fang Chen traveled to a parallel world and became a seventh-grade class teacher.
I was late for class at the beginning and was punished by the director to stand in the corridor.
Netizens——
[When I was a student, I was punished by standing. Why should I be punished by standing as a teacher too? ]
【If you are late, you should be punished by standing in the corner, as a warning to others! 】
[I've never seen anyone treat a teacher like a prostitute!]
…
After that, Fang Chen had more and more work to do.
Are classes boring? My classes are not boring!
"Everyone knows this poem, so let's recite another one."
"To prevent others from copying, remember to leave your textbooks in the aisle!"
"Why did Zhong Ziqi break his string? Because he couldn't find a supporter who understood him...
In the Glory professional league, there's always been a hidden figure. Because his identity can't be revealed, all the pro players call him Shadow. He's known as the Substitute Emperor, the Professional Sparring Partner, but he's best known for his ID, "One Kill Every Ten Steps."
His name is Lin Feng, and he's been playing Glory for ten years. This year, he's eighteen years old. He's proficient in all the professional characters and owns thousands of account cards. His immense strength is well known to many.
It's just a shame he's not a professional player.
[Animal Mind Reading + Real and Fake Heiresses + Suspenseful Crime Solving + Adorable Family Members + Face-Slapping + Lighthearted Comedy + Battleground of Heroes]
Forensic pathologist Nan Shu died unexpectedly and transmigrated into the body of a fake heiress who was kicked out of her home.
Nan Shu: ?
She didn't even get to experience a day in a wealthy family, but she ended up living a life of hardship?!
Both parents are dead, the wealthy family watches coldly, and he still can't get his graduation certificate!
A disastrous start!
No worries, because I can understand what furry creatures are saying, I'm rolling in police bounties.
Nan Shu: Hello, is this 110? I've found the person on the wanted poster, the address is...
Nan Shu: Is this 110? Just saying hello again, I've found the wanted criminal on the wanted poster!
Nan Shu: You...
Dispatcher: This is 110. Which fugitive have you seen again?
Nan Shu: ?
Hey, they've all learned to answer first!
...
The true daughter of the Nan family in the capital, who had been living away, has finally been found!
The Nan family members immediately transformed into doting freaks on their younger sister (granddaughter).
They hold it in their hands for fear of dropping it, and keep it in their mouths for fear of melting it.
But as some strange men started showing up at their door, the Nan family finally realized something was wrong.
A naturally adorable, innocent-looking actor; a cool, aloof forensic scientist; a domineering, cunning patriarchal CEO; a seemingly innocent but actually ruthless young man...
The group of men: Hello, brothers!
The three Nan brothers:?
The three Nan brothers: Who's your older brother? Who are you calling older brother? Don't try to claim kinship with me!
Fang Hongyi had only two purposes in becoming an official:
First, I and my family will not be bullied.
Second, prevent countless ordinary people from being bullied by society.
(No routine official cool article, quality completed guaranteed)
After a high fever, Xia Lili, who was severely myopic, discovered that not only had her vision returned to normal, she could also see scenes of others about to encounter misfortune!
While handing out flyers on the roadside, she "saw" a handsome athlete student waiting for a bus get his ankle run over by a car and miss the competition, and she watched in tears as athletes from other countries won the championship from the audience.
Even if it was an illusion, Xia Lili would risk being regarded as a mental patient to save people. What if the tragedy really happened?
She pushed the handsome guy away, and the next moment a whole row of bicycles piled on the roadside collapsed!
It turns out that the handsome guy is a butterfly swimming genius. Without suffering a leg injury, he successfully participated in the World Championships and made a splash, even breaking the world record!
Then, Xia Lili got up to wash up, looked up and "saw" herself in the mirror. Then a future scene appeared before her eyes: someone broke into her house and hid in the closet...
later……
The actor's niece was kidnapped, and the actor was surrounded by paparazzi for an interview. Xia Lili "saw" the paparazzi's relentless pursuit, angering the kidnappers. The niece was murdered, and the actor felt guilty about his brother's entrustment of the child, so he jumped off a building in depression...
After get off work in the early hours of the morning, Xia Lili "saw" a professor who had just finished his research having his briefcase robbed. He suffered a sudden heart attack and died during the struggle with the robber. The country lost a leading figure in chip research, with losses exceeding hundreds of billions...
Xia Lili relied on her predictive ability to resolve various crises without any danger, and she made more and more big friends and accumulated more and more bonuses.
Xia Lili: I hope I can meet fewer unlucky people. I get scared to tears every time I save someone!
Official: Don't cry, my daughter, I'll compensate you with a boyfriend carefully selected by the country. World champion, special forces captain, genius doctor... Which one do you want? I'll move the Civil Affairs Bureau here.
[Lazy takeaway detective + cold-faced detective captain + takeaway boy + no system + solving cases + reasoning]
Ye Xuan, a double PhD graduate from Huaqing University, once tired of the shackles of the workplace, transformed himself into a "human survival material deliveryman" and traveled through the city.
Criminal police captain Lin Chengfeng has been in the army for ten years. He has a sharp style and is the backbone of the police force.
A murder case brings the two together unexpectedly.
When a takeout order collided with a bizarre murder case, he was squatting in the corridor to eat fried chicken for a snack, but was accidentally involved in a premeditated murder.
The coincidence of the elevator failure and the strange trajectory of the deceased's fall were based solely on the sentence "no contusions on both lower limbs" in the autopsy report.
He actually uncovered the truth of a murder disguised as an accidental death!
From a workplace elite to a delivery boy, he possesses extraordinary insight, and then unexpectedly becomes a specially invited criminal investigation consultant for the police station!
It was a chance encounter, but they became more and more tacit in the subsequent serial murders. There was no extra emotion, only the common pursuit of the truth!
Just look at how this "folk detective" wearing the guise of Meituan, tears open the evil face under the neon lights of the city between the oil, salt, sauce and vinegar and the flash of knives and blood, and makes every unsolved case "come to an end"!
......
"The system has assigned you a new investigation mission. Please handle it promptly and pay attention to your personal safety!"
[Friendly reminder: This story has two male protagonists, and the main focus is on solving the case. The two are an indispensable partnership.]