"Grandfather, let that child go out and gain experience!"

"No! What's wrong with getting into trouble? Do you know how amazing his cultivation talent is?"

......

"Child, go out and gain experience!"

Looking at Gu Han who had dug out the secrets of the holy land, the ancestor of the holy land's face darkened.

This bastard is a nuisance. If we keep it around any longer, something terrible will happen!

......

"Brother! I beg you! Please don't bother me anymore! I don't have any parts for you to eat!"

"Whose bastard is this? He has seduced our ancestor away!"

"Oh my god! Who's drawing on the emperor's statue?!"

“.........”

Anyway, I am going to cause trouble, Gu Han said, so what if I am not a human being?

What should I do after traveling through time?

Chu Chi held his head and thought for a long time. The zombie's brain was newly grown, so he had to use it carefully. When he was undecided, he would sleep first.

After Lin Youan woke up, he immediately took his sister and fled the wolf's den, and found a stepmother for himself on the way.

"You said you are my son?"

"Um."

"How old am I?"

"eighteen?"

"How old are you?"

"Eight years old."

"I've read a lot, don't lie to me! Can I get pregnant and have a baby at the age of ten?"

“………”

"You are my stepmother, and this is your biological daughter!"

After saying that, the ragged little kid took out an even smaller kid.

Staring at the tattered swaddling clothes, Chu Chi looked at his own large body and felt a little unsure.

Maybe, this is really my cub?

As I said, zombies' brains are newly grown, so we must use them with care! If something is unfathomable, it must be true!

So, Chu Chi, who was delighted to be a stepmother, played happily with the two little kids. But who could tell the zombies who this beautiful girl who jumped out and tried to snatch the little kids was to me?

(Double purity, double purity, double purity! CP Dai Xiaoqi vs Shen Xiaowu, the fate of past and present life, thank you.)

Ying Yi traveled through time and space to an unfamiliar dynasty and became an emperor!

But Ying Yi didn’t want to be emperor at all. He just wanted to die and abdicate as soon as possible so that he could go back and inherit his tens of billions of assets!

So he began to walk on the road to death!

Politics requires compromise, but Ying Yi never compromises!

The Queen Mother in the cholera harem? Curse!

A queen with a hipster girl syndrome? Curse!

A powerful official with all the power in the government? He should be scolded even more!

What if the students bowed down to him and called him a tyrant? Of course, he would become the tyrant they imagined him to be!

What if the minister says there is no money in the treasury? Wouldn't it be better to just kill any minister?

The people below embezzled the imperial government's disaster relief funds and now want to rebel? Send them all to hell!

Ying Yi originally thought that he would be overthrown sooner or later, but the strange thing is why this position is becoming more and more stable?

What’s even worse is that they actually called me the greatest emperor of all time!

[Soul swap + listening to inner voices + cute baby + group favorite + funny + metaphysics + very crazy and very happy]

Yuan Yuan was reborn after the sacrifice, and was reincarnated as the daughter of a tyrant who was replaced as the prince by a cat.

As soon as she opened her eyes, she was faced with the tyrant's "complete confiscation of property" and was sent to a "brothel".

The world is about to fall apart! She is less than a month old and can't even speak. How can she save herself?

Yuan Yuan: I’m dying! My tyrant dad is going to sell me to a brothel! Wuuuuuu…

Tyrant: Where does that sound come from?

Yuan Yuan: You jerk dad, I am your biological daughter! The one in your palace is fake!

The tyrant locked his eyes on Yuan Yuan.

Tyrant: Monster! Die!

Yuanyuan is shocked! The tyrant wants to kill her!?

The next second, their souls exchanged.

Yuanyuan: Fortunately I put away the sword quickly, otherwise I would be dead!

Destiny Chart: If you die, you can become emperor! If you can't die, he will die.

Yuanyuan: Why didn’t you say so earlier!

So Yuanyuan kept committing suicide.

Yuanyuan: Hehe, I peed on my tyrant dad, kill me now!

Yuanyuan: If I spit all over his face, will he kill me?

Yuanyuan: No! I won’t wash my feet! I want to stuff my stinky feet into my scumbag dad’s mouth!

The tyrant's veins were throbbing with rage!

He can hear her inner voice, okay?!

Famous scene 1

"Your Majesty! This is bad! That evil spirit is using your body to cause trouble again~"

The tyrant who was attending court ran into the baby's body the next second and watched the evil spirit eating and drinking in his throne room.

The Ninth Daughter, Lang Jiuchuan, of the Kai Ping Marquis Manor, returned to the capital for a funeral after being away for over a decade. However, her reunion was far from warm; her birth mother disliked her, and her family treated her like an unwelcome troublemaker.

Upon her first entry into the capital's social circles, the esteemed gentry ridiculed her, scoffing that she was raised in the countryside, looked frail and sickly, and acted crudely—like a wild weed from the mountains, unfit for proper society.

Lang Jiuchuan, however, thought, "Wild weeds are great! They're full of life, growing with the wind—that truly appeals to me!"

While everyone secretly placed bets on when this unremarkable, "short-lived ghost" would pass away, they forgot that she was, in fact, a "scourge" who could last for millennia.

That's right, she might look delicate, soft-bodied, and easy to bully, but try crossing her!

You lament that I have no one to protect me? What a joke! I can form my own wings; why would I need to look up to a ladder?

She can sever yang during the day and yin at night, her supernatural abilities known throughout the land. When people desperately kneel and offer great sums to seek her help, Lang Jiuchuan...

After traveling to Blue Star, Gu Chen became a trainee lawyer.

I just opened a law firm and I received a case, [Subway Slander and Secret Photography Case]. Two girls slandered others and refused to admit their mistakes. They also wrote short essays to cyberbully others.

Defendant’s lawyer: The little fairy is right!

Gu Chen: The little fairy spread rumors, slandered, and cyberbullied others, causing serious consequences. I demand that she be sentenced to seven years in prison!

The defendant’s lawyer: Fairy Yu Yu has mental problems and is not guilty!

Gu Chen: The depression is fake, the evidence is forged, and he demands the revocation of the other party’s lawyer’s professional qualification certificate and a ten-year prison sentence!

Presiding Judge: I find the defendant not guilty! I also order the plaintiff to pay 180,000 yuan in compensation for emotional distress.

Gu Chen: The presiding judge has committed partiality and perverted the law. I demand that the presiding judge be sentenced to life imprisonment!

After a trial, the defendant, the lawyer who was framed, and the presiding judge were all arrested.

The onlookers who were watching the show: ???

[No, I'm just here to watch the show. Why do I feel like I'm about to go in?]

[This lawyer is so awesome! Awesome! ! ]

【Is this the outlaw? 】

Gu Chen took on one case after another and gradually became a gold medal lawyer.

One day, Gu Chen stood in court!

"We demand the unconditional return of lost cultural relics! We also demand an apology and 200 billion yuan in compensation!"

[Post-00s Teacher] + [Live Broadcast] + [A Good Teacher Can Heal a Lifetime] + [Teacher is Almighty] + [Teacher's Live Broadcast]

Fang Chen traveled to a parallel world and became a seventh-grade class teacher.

I was late for class at the beginning and was punished by the director to stand in the corridor.

Netizens——

[When I was a student, I was punished by standing. Why should I be punished by standing as a teacher too? ]

【If you are late, you should be punished by standing in the corner, as a warning to others! 】

[I've never seen anyone treat a teacher like a prostitute!]

…

After that, Fang Chen had more and more work to do.

Are classes boring? My classes are not boring!

"Everyone knows this poem, so let's recite another one."

"To prevent others from copying, remember to leave your textbooks in the aisle!"

"Why did Zhong Ziqi break his string? Because he couldn't find a supporter who understood him...

The young lady of the Tang family, who was born weak and had been sent to a Taoist temple for five years, was taken back.

Everyone had their own thoughts and planned to welcome the delicate and sickly little girl, but unexpectedly they saw a shiny little bald head.

He follows them around like a little tail all day long, saying that they won't live long.

The Tang family was resistant to this at first. Even if he wasn't a well-behaved and cute little boy, he shouldn't be a little charlatan who talked nonsense!

Later, seeing that the little girl had made the bad guys so angry that they were about to attack, she held a small whisk in one hand and clenched her little pink fist in the other to "win people over with virtue" for them, amid the exclamations of the crowd.

The Tang family who are gradually becoming gigolos: How delicious!

**

The wealthy Rong family has a century-old heritage. It is rumored that there is a noble young master in this mansion. He wears a Tang suit and has Buddhist beads around his wrists. Everyone is afraid of him.

One day, on a reclining chair under a pear tree in the compound, the boy, who was always calm, wise, and almost demonic, had a bunch of balls of plush yarn neatly placed on his lap.

The guards were puzzled as this young master had never done any housework.

Then I heard this man ask in a gentle voice: After thinking about it, I think a plush hat is more warm. Do you think Jinjin will look better in a pink one or a colorful one?

Konoe: ???

**

Rong Qing knew since childhood that he was different from others and too violent, so evil spirits always wanted to get close to him.

Until she met Tang Jin holding a small whisk, pinning the evil spirits to the ground with a hammer, and the monsters fled everywhere, she was still thinking that the sea of suffering is endless and it is time to turn back.

Later, Rong Qing touched the other person's little bald head, smiled and pulled her hand: Jinjin, can you also help your brother?

Because you are so beautiful, Xiaonai let someone hold her hand today and said softly and reservedly: "Okay."

After all, I am also a centurion of the Holy Dynasty of the Human Emperor, enjoying the good fortune of the human race and cultivating the great path of immortality."

"Why do I have a son like you with ordinary talents?" Xu Qiangjia, the centurion of Yunshou City in the Holy Dynasty of the Human Emperor and the reserve vanguard, looked at his son.

"Dad, how do you know if someone unknown today will become world-famous in the future?"

"Your son will surely become a great man in the future and be famous all over the world!"

"Bullshit! You can't even practice the most basic Qi and blood foundation building method, and you're telling me you're a late bloomer?"

"Be good, go to the sect and find a wife, and bring her back to expand our family. This is the real thing!"

Several years later, in the Supreme Temple of the Human Race.

"Back then, my son had ordinary talent, but I used my connections to send him to the sect to train. At that time, I firmly believed that my son would be a late bloomer and become a saint!"

"Now it seems that my original choice was right."

Xu, the father is honored by his son, the most holy father, the first semi-saint to lie down, Qiangjia sat on the high seat of the supreme temple of the human race and said excitedly to the saints of the human race.

[Entertainment Circle/Poisonous Tongue/Side Job Live Broadcast/Unit Story]

Feng Yin, a poisonous tongue fast-traveling boss, travels with the wish book of retiring early and opening a nursing home for beauties, and becomes a "contribution-type cannon fodder" who is offline at the beginning.

A debt of 100 million at the beginning? It doesn't matter, carry cement and live broadcast to gain popularity.

Disliked by the whole network? It doesn't matter, there are 360 down-to-earth side jobs, and money and popularity are in your hands. Who cares if you hate or dislike it.

Facing the black fans who speak wildly, Feng Yin is even more ruthless.

"Don't say I scold you in person, if you can't hear clearly, I can still carve it on the monument for you!"

"If you are crazy, go crazy, the sky will not fall! The quality is unknown, and you will be stronger when you meet the strong."

"Sister is born with pride, how can I admit defeat! Give me money, in fact, there is room for negotiation on this matter."

Since then, Feng Yin has surpassed the original book heroine, and has been on the hot search:

#Feng Yin carries corpses in the funeral home, and the corpse is terrified to resurrect#

#Feng Yin paper craftsman, it is so real# #Why did

Feng Yin unlock the door and enter the palace three times#

#Shock! Feng Yin sells it on the street#

…

When Feng Yin used a strange side job to pay off her debts and prepare to retire, a 25-year-old movie star with 23 years of work experience stopped her.

"Look at me, do I meet your recruitment standards?"

Feng Yin blinked, took the black card and said, "It's not about money, it's mainly about whether you meet the standards."