[High Martial Arts] [Passionate] [Monster Invasion] [No Reincarnation] [Humorous]

Those who want to see a lone wolf can scroll away. The protagonist is the passionate youth Jiang Ping, who can be cunning but also deeply moved, a flesh-and-blood person. He has classmates, friends, parents, and teachers.

Space rifts opened, and monsters invaded the land. The common consensus was that monster corpses were inedible; eating them would lead to pollution. Jiang Ping accidentally obtained an ancient manual that recorded various cooking methods for monster corpses.

From eating First-Heaven monsters all the way to Beast Gods.

On that day, monsters besieged, and teachers fought to the death without retreating. Former classmates and friends, even sworn enemies, stepped onto the battlefield, resolved to die! All to protect the city from falling and the human spark from being extinguished.

On that day, from the utterly unremarkable crematorium in the South City, a young man walked out, holding a knife.

Looking at his classmates and teachers, the bone-cutting knife in his hand pointed defiantly at the Beast King: "Is your corpse edible? Is the meat delicious?"

On that day, the world was shocked!

The name of the Human Race's Heaven's Chosen! Resounded throughout the world!

Gossip + Mind Reading + Beloved by the Group + Transmigration into a Book + Comedy + System

Chu Qingqing transmigrated into a book, becoming a cannon fodder princess in a popular novel who was strangled to death by an evil nanny at birth.

Although the tyrant arrived in time and kicked the wicked old woman away, it couldn't change the fact that she would become a princess of a fallen kingdom four years later.

Chu Qingqing: Four years? That's a long way off, let's eat some melon seeds first.

Watching the tyrant enraged by the wicked old woman's false accusation against his beloved childhood sweetheart, Consort Shu, Chu Qingqing silently observed: [Oh? It was Consort Shu who sent people to strangle me?]

[Does Consort Shu enjoy seeking thrills? And her target isn't even the tyrant?]

The tyrant abruptly stopped, and angrily rushed off to catch Chu Qingqing in the act of adultery.

Then Chu Qingqing was taken to court by the tyrant who had successfully caught her in adultery.

I thought attending court would be boring, but these scandals are getting bigger and bigger!

My maternal grandfather's loyal brother had a crush on my maternal grandmother for thirty years?!

My grandfather's world collapsed instantly.

[A senior official in the Ministry of Works is having an affair with a much younger woman—his youngest son's classmate?! Their combined age isn't even bigger than his shoe size?!]

The Minister of Works was devastated.

Is Consort Ning using voodoo dolls in her palace to cast curses on the tyrant and the eldest princess?

The sky fell for Consort Ning's father.

[The tyrant's most beloved eldest princess has a penchant for collecting other people's worn socks?! She's stolen from every official in the court?!]

The entire court was utterly devastated.

[The tyrant's most beloved eldest princess was the daughter of the empress and a eunuch?!]

The emperor's world has collapsed.

[The Vice Minister of the Imperial Treasury kept a mistress, and his wife shaved his head bald in the middle of the night?]

The entire court: Ever since the little princess arrived, the morning court session has become increasingly exciting.

[Post-00s Teacher] + [Live Broadcast] + [A Good Teacher Can Heal a Lifetime] + [Teacher is Almighty] + [Teacher's Live Broadcast]

Fang Chen traveled to a parallel world and became a seventh-grade class teacher.

I was late for class at the beginning and was punished by the director to stand in the corridor.

Netizens——

[When I was a student, I was punished by standing. Why should I be punished by standing as a teacher too? ]

【If you are late, you should be punished by standing in the corner, as a warning to others! 】

[I've never seen anyone treat a teacher like a prostitute!]

…

After that, Fang Chen had more and more work to do.

Are classes boring? My classes are not boring!

"Everyone knows this poem, so let's recite another one."

"To prevent others from copying, remember to leave your textbooks in the aisle!"

"Why did Zhong Ziqi break his string? Because he couldn't find a supporter who understood him...

"Grandfather, let that child go out and gain experience!"

"No! What's wrong with getting into trouble? Do you know how amazing his cultivation talent is?"

......

"Child, go out and gain experience!"

Looking at Gu Han who had dug out the secrets of the holy land, the ancestor of the holy land's face darkened.

This bastard is a nuisance. If we keep it around any longer, something terrible will happen!

......

"Brother! I beg you! Please don't bother me anymore! I don't have any parts for you to eat!"

"Whose bastard is this? He has seduced our ancestor away!"

"Oh my god! Who's drawing on the emperor's statue?!"

“.........”

Anyway, I am going to cause trouble, Gu Han said, so what if I am not a human being?

[Soul swap + listening to inner voices + cute baby + group favorite + funny + metaphysics + very crazy and very happy]

Yuan Yuan was reborn after the sacrifice, and was reincarnated as the daughter of a tyrant who was replaced as the prince by a cat.

As soon as she opened her eyes, she was faced with the tyrant's "complete confiscation of property" and was sent to a "brothel".

The world is about to fall apart! She is less than a month old and can't even speak. How can she save herself?

Yuan Yuan: I’m dying! My tyrant dad is going to sell me to a brothel! Wuuuuuu…

Tyrant: Where does that sound come from?

Yuan Yuan: You jerk dad, I am your biological daughter! The one in your palace is fake!

The tyrant locked his eyes on Yuan Yuan.

Tyrant: Monster! Die!

Yuanyuan is shocked! The tyrant wants to kill her!?

The next second, their souls exchanged.

Yuanyuan: Fortunately I put away the sword quickly, otherwise I would be dead!

Destiny Chart: If you die, you can become emperor! If you can't die, he will die.

Yuanyuan: Why didn’t you say so earlier!

So Yuanyuan kept committing suicide.

Yuanyuan: Hehe, I peed on my tyrant dad, kill me now!

Yuanyuan: If I spit all over his face, will he kill me?

Yuanyuan: No! I won’t wash my feet! I want to stuff my stinky feet into my scumbag dad’s mouth!

The tyrant's veins were throbbing with rage!

He can hear her inner voice, okay?!

Famous scene 1

"Your Majesty! This is bad! That evil spirit is using your body to cause trouble again~"

The tyrant who was attending court ran into the baby's body the next second and watched the evil spirit eating and drinking in his throne room.

One night, Lin Ruoxuan died suddenly from staying up all night. She transmigrated into the body of a vicious female supporting character in a book. She had been opposing the female lead since childhood, and even after the female lead awakened her physique, she continued to provoke and court death. In the end, she was killed by a sword.

However, at this moment, Lin Ruoxuan looked at her initial panel and realized that her single spiritual root had become a triple spiritual root. What was the point of fighting now? She would have difficulty even protecting herself.

Just when everyone thought there was a way out, Lin Ruoxuan was accepted as a disciple by the third-ranked sect in the cultivation world, thus beginning her journey in the world of talismans.

However, her master wanted her to be self-taught? Fine, self-taught it is then. Finally, one day, her master looked at the top-grade pills she had refined and fell into deep thought...

Her gentle and refined senior brother was captivated by the defensive magical artifact she had made for him, while her sword-wielding second senior brother often sparred with her under the moonlight.

What? There are rumors that she has an affair with the peak master of Tianjian Peak? What kind of talk is this? Unbelievable, they are actually siblings.

Senior Brother: Junior Sister, why do you know how to forge weapons? Junior Sister: Because I can temper my body while forging. Senior Brother was astonished.

As for why she was cultivating her body... Lin Ruoxuan silently looked at the ghost, no, the immortal soul inside her body: Lin Ruoxuan, when will this ever end?

The female lead is blessed by the heavens, but she holds the script in her hand. Good things belong to whoever gets them first; I'm not going to fight you for them.

After all, I am also a centurion of the Holy Dynasty of the Human Emperor, enjoying the good fortune of the human race and cultivating the great path of immortality."

"Why do I have a son like you with ordinary talents?" Xu Qiangjia, the centurion of Yunshou City in the Holy Dynasty of the Human Emperor and the reserve vanguard, looked at his son.

"Dad, how do you know if someone unknown today will become world-famous in the future?"

"Your son will surely become a great man in the future and be famous all over the world!"

"Bullshit! You can't even practice the most basic Qi and blood foundation building method, and you're telling me you're a late bloomer?"

"Be good, go to the sect and find a wife, and bring her back to expand our family. This is the real thing!"

Several years later, in the Supreme Temple of the Human Race.

"Back then, my son had ordinary talent, but I used my connections to send him to the sect to train. At that time, I firmly believed that my son would be a late bloomer and become a saint!"

"Now it seems that my original choice was right."

Xu, the father is honored by his son, the most holy father, the first semi-saint to lie down, Qiangjia sat on the high seat of the supreme temple of the human race and said excitedly to the saints of the human race.

[Crazy + Villainess + Supporting Character Strikes Back + Everyone Regrets Profoundly + No CP]

After a tragic death, Nascent Soul True Monarch Song Wanning realized she was just a wicked supporting character!

Her childhood sweetheart of a hundred years, influenced by the "transmigrated" female protagonist (her disciple), forced her into demonic cultivation.

Her most beloved senior disciple, the "male protagonist," personally ground her bones to dust.

Finally, they even colluded to slaughter her entire family.

Given a second chance, the Three Lives Mirror told her that to survive, she had to thoroughly whitewash herself and earn the goodwill of the male and female protagonists.

Song Wanning smiled gently.

Whitewash?

What sense does it make for a wicked supporting character to whitewash herself?

A wicked supporting character who knows the plot—how is that any different from a wolf entering a sheepfold?

* The Medicine King Sect's inheritance is only for the female protagonist, not for her?

Song Wanning directly scattered the inheritance's divine sense, and as for his Medicine King Sect...

After traveling to Blue Star, Gu Chen became a trainee lawyer.

I just opened a law firm and I received a case, [Subway Slander and Secret Photography Case]. Two girls slandered others and refused to admit their mistakes. They also wrote short essays to cyberbully others.

Defendant’s lawyer: The little fairy is right!

Gu Chen: The little fairy spread rumors, slandered, and cyberbullied others, causing serious consequences. I demand that she be sentenced to seven years in prison!

The defendant’s lawyer: Fairy Yu Yu has mental problems and is not guilty!

Gu Chen: The depression is fake, the evidence is forged, and he demands the revocation of the other party’s lawyer’s professional qualification certificate and a ten-year prison sentence!

Presiding Judge: I find the defendant not guilty! I also order the plaintiff to pay 180,000 yuan in compensation for emotional distress.

Gu Chen: The presiding judge has committed partiality and perverted the law. I demand that the presiding judge be sentenced to life imprisonment!

After a trial, the defendant, the lawyer who was framed, and the presiding judge were all arrested.

The onlookers who were watching the show: ???

[No, I'm just here to watch the show. Why do I feel like I'm about to go in?]

[This lawyer is so awesome! Awesome! ! ]

【Is this the outlaw? 】

Gu Chen took on one case after another and gradually became a gold medal lawyer.

One day, Gu Chen stood in court!

"We demand the unconditional return of lost cultural relics! We also demand an apology and 200 billion yuan in compensation!"

Fengxi was reborn as a cannon fodder female supporting character in a novel about cultivating immortals. The day she traveled through the book was her death anniversary.

In order to survive, she tried every possible means to leave the Hunyuan Sect where the heroine was and joined the Xuantian Sect.

Wow!

In the book, the five close senior brothers are all the heroine's bootlickers, and each one dies more miserably than the other.

Feng Xi smiled evilly: "Is it so great to be a dog licker? Is there a dog like me?"

The eldest senior brother was poisoned, and only the heroine's blood could detoxify him. From then on, he became the heroine's senior bootlicker, but in the end, he was kicked into the abyss of the devil by the heroine, and his soul was shattered?

Feng Xi happily brought a large basin of dog blood:

"Brother, drink mine! My dosage is large and the effect is strong!"

After swallowing the detoxification pill, the heroine was about to cut her finger: "..."

The second senior brother has the blood of the royal family of the Yan clan. The heroine gave him a pill that can hide his bloodline. From then on, the second senior brother was willing to go through life and death for the heroine, even if he was pushed out by the heroine to be a scapegoat in the end, he would be happy to do so?

Feng Xi brought out the 10,000-year friendship covenant between the human race and the Yan race:

"Second Brother, show off your noble Yan clan royal bloodline to your heart's content! Thousands of girls will go crazy for you and bang their heads against the wall for you!"

The heroine looked at the Hidden Blood Pill in her hand, which she needed to take once every three months: "..."

Fengxi’s life creed: Be the best among dogs, and then you will be the best among people!