【Everyone reads my mind + sand sculpture + eating melon + playing badly】

It's not that there's no CP! But there's really not much description of the relationship, and the male lead is not human! If you can accept it, you can join!

It’s not easy to become a daughter of an ancient official family. Of course I have to cherish such a good life!

After traveling through time, Lin Mo lived a lazy life for more than ten years. She had planned to continue living like this, but her father was afraid that she would starve to death, so he got her an official position.

"Ahhh! I don't want to go to work! Why should I go to work!"

Lin Mo rolled on the ground crying and shouting.

But after going to work, life doesn't seem so difficult, and she has also bound a melon-eating system, so all the civil and military officials in the court are melons!

From then on, Lin Mo and the system went to court every day to eat melons, but there was a loophole in the system, and everyone could hear their voices!

Then all the civil and military officials in the court heard a lot of confusing things, which were quite outrageous.

[Shocking! The emperor's underwear was patched three times because he was poor!]

emperor:……

That night, the three princes gave their old father a large pile of underwear.

[Big news! The Protector General and the King of Qi have an illicit relationship!]

National Defense General: ...

[Oh my god! The Grand Tutor wet the bed last night! He even hid the quilt!]

Grand Master: ...

The emperor sent the imperial physician back with the grand tutor that day. Bedwetting is a disease and needs to be treated!

Because of Lin Mo and the system, every morning court has become a gathering for gossip.

Lin Mo and the system took all the civil and military officials to stroll in the melon fields. Their life was so pleasant!

No CP + small animals + death physique + short-term protection

Sui Nuan, a rich and beautiful heiress with a hopelessly romantic streak, kicks her freeloading, manipulative boyfriend to the curb. Without hesitation, she buys the top-tier fishing gear she had always dreamed of in her past life and throws herself into her lifelong passion—fishing.

Men? Who needs them when reeling in a big catch feels a hundred times better?

Just as she finds a perfect fishing spot and settles in, a lazy voice from a little snake beside her says, “You picked the right place to fish, human. There’s a big surprise waiting~”

Sui Nuan is baffled. She’s transmigrated into a novel—and she even got a cheat skill! Apparently, she can… understand what some animals are saying?

This is amazing! Now nighttime fishing won’t feel so lonely anymore.

With curiosity written all over her face, Sui Nuan asks, “What kind of surprise?”

The snake stares at her in horror. “Holy sh*t, this human’s insane! She’s not even scared of snakes and is chatting about gossip with one!”

Sui Nuan casually tosses in bait and prepares the fishing spot. Yup, this snake’s definitely a clown.

But an hour later, when she looks at what’s hanging from her hook, she slowly falls into deep thought…

There really was a big surprise?!

Turning to the pitch-black snake beside her, Sui Nuan offers an olive branch, “Wanna tag along with me? I’ll make sure you eat well and live large.”

The snake: ?

…

From that day on, it’s like something latched onto Sui Nuan—wherever she goes, there’s always a little surprise waiting.

She doesn’t catch fish—she catches pieces of missing people.

She doesn’t go out for fun—she ends up with her heart racing.

Soon enough, Sui Nuan becomes a frequent caller on the police tipline—a nightmare for criminals.

And a chatterbox.

[Variety show live stream + system + imaginative + illogical + heartwarming story with no sad moments + centered around the female protagonist]

A wealthy second-generation is reborn as a poor householder who faints from hunger while livestreaming her trash collection. She gains a social work skill system to assist her in her trash collection.

[Ding, valuable item detected...]

Jiang Xiaoya, overjoyed, pulls out the trash can on the spot, uncovering a black plastic bag, and then... a human head.

A 2,000 yuan reward from the police station .

[Ding, valuable item detected...]

Jiang Xiaoya drops her bowl and goes to search the trash can. An elderly woman fights for the trash, and a large hand falls from the plastic bag, nearly sending the elderly woman succumbing.

A 2,000 yuan reward from the police station .

[Ding, valuable item detected...]

Jiang Xiaoya, still at the police station entrance after just exiting, says, "..."

She...

[Post-00s Teacher] + [Live Broadcast] + [A Good Teacher Can Heal a Lifetime] + [Teacher is Almighty] + [Teacher's Live Broadcast]

Fang Chen traveled to a parallel world and became a seventh-grade class teacher.

I was late for class at the beginning and was punished by the director to stand in the corridor.

Netizens——

[When I was a student, I was punished by standing. Why should I be punished by standing as a teacher too? ]

【If you are late, you should be punished by standing in the corner, as a warning to others! 】

[I've never seen anyone treat a teacher like a prostitute!]

…

After that, Fang Chen had more and more work to do.

Are classes boring? My classes are not boring!

"Everyone knows this poem, so let's recite another one."

"To prevent others from copying, remember to leave your textbooks in the aisle!"

"Why did Zhong Ziqi break his string? Because he couldn't find a supporter who understood him...

Fengxi was reborn as a cannon fodder female supporting character in a novel about cultivating immortals. The day she traveled through the book was her death anniversary.

In order to survive, she tried every possible means to leave the Hunyuan Sect where the heroine was and joined the Xuantian Sect.

Wow!

In the book, the five close senior brothers are all the heroine's bootlickers, and each one dies more miserably than the other.

Feng Xi smiled evilly: "Is it so great to be a dog licker? Is there a dog like me?"

The eldest senior brother was poisoned, and only the heroine's blood could detoxify him. From then on, he became the heroine's senior bootlicker, but in the end, he was kicked into the abyss of the devil by the heroine, and his soul was shattered?

Feng Xi happily brought a large basin of dog blood:

"Brother, drink mine! My dosage is large and the effect is strong!"

After swallowing the detoxification pill, the heroine was about to cut her finger: "..."

The second senior brother has the blood of the royal family of the Yan clan. The heroine gave him a pill that can hide his bloodline. From then on, the second senior brother was willing to go through life and death for the heroine, even if he was pushed out by the heroine to be a scapegoat in the end, he would be happy to do so?

Feng Xi brought out the 10,000-year friendship covenant between the human race and the Yan race:

"Second Brother, show off your noble Yan clan royal bloodline to your heart's content! Thousands of girls will go crazy for you and bang their heads against the wall for you!"

The heroine looked at the Hidden Blood Pill in her hand, which she needed to take once every three months: "..."

Fengxi’s life creed: Be the best among dogs, and then you will be the best among people!

After all, I am also a centurion of the Holy Dynasty of the Human Emperor, enjoying the good fortune of the human race and cultivating the great path of immortality."

"Why do I have a son like you with ordinary talents?" Xu Qiangjia, the centurion of Yunshou City in the Holy Dynasty of the Human Emperor and the reserve vanguard, looked at his son.

"Dad, how do you know if someone unknown today will become world-famous in the future?"

"Your son will surely become a great man in the future and be famous all over the world!"

"Bullshit! You can't even practice the most basic Qi and blood foundation building method, and you're telling me you're a late bloomer?"

"Be good, go to the sect and find a wife, and bring her back to expand our family. This is the real thing!"

Several years later, in the Supreme Temple of the Human Race.

"Back then, my son had ordinary talent, but I used my connections to send him to the sect to train. At that time, I firmly believed that my son would be a late bloomer and become a saint!"

"Now it seems that my original choice was right."

Xu, the father is honored by his son, the most holy father, the first semi-saint to lie down, Qiangjia sat on the high seat of the supreme temple of the human race and said excitedly to the saints of the human race.

One night, Lin Ruoxuan died suddenly from staying up all night. She transmigrated into the body of a vicious female supporting character in a book. She had been opposing the female lead since childhood, and even after the female lead awakened her physique, she continued to provoke and court death. In the end, she was killed by a sword.

However, at this moment, Lin Ruoxuan looked at her initial panel and realized that her single spiritual root had become a triple spiritual root. What was the point of fighting now? She would have difficulty even protecting herself.

Just when everyone thought there was a way out, Lin Ruoxuan was accepted as a disciple by the third-ranked sect in the cultivation world, thus beginning her journey in the world of talismans.

However, her master wanted her to be self-taught? Fine, self-taught it is then. Finally, one day, her master looked at the top-grade pills she had refined and fell into deep thought...

Her gentle and refined senior brother was captivated by the defensive magical artifact she had made for him, while her sword-wielding second senior brother often sparred with her under the moonlight.

What? There are rumors that she has an affair with the peak master of Tianjian Peak? What kind of talk is this? Unbelievable, they are actually siblings.

Senior Brother: Junior Sister, why do you know how to forge weapons? Junior Sister: Because I can temper my body while forging. Senior Brother was astonished.

As for why she was cultivating her body... Lin Ruoxuan silently looked at the ghost, no, the immortal soul inside her body: Lin Ruoxuan, when will this ever end?

The female lead is blessed by the heavens, but she holds the script in her hand. Good things belong to whoever gets them first; I'm not going to fight you for them.

[Entertainment Circle/Poisonous Tongue/Side Job Live Broadcast/Unit Story]

Feng Yin, a poisonous tongue fast-traveling boss, travels with the wish book of retiring early and opening a nursing home for beauties, and becomes a "contribution-type cannon fodder" who is offline at the beginning.

A debt of 100 million at the beginning? It doesn't matter, carry cement and live broadcast to gain popularity.

Disliked by the whole network? It doesn't matter, there are 360 down-to-earth side jobs, and money and popularity are in your hands. Who cares if you hate or dislike it.

Facing the black fans who speak wildly, Feng Yin is even more ruthless.

"Don't say I scold you in person, if you can't hear clearly, I can still carve it on the monument for you!"

"If you are crazy, go crazy, the sky will not fall! The quality is unknown, and you will be stronger when you meet the strong."

"Sister is born with pride, how can I admit defeat! Give me money, in fact, there is room for negotiation on this matter."

Since then, Feng Yin has surpassed the original book heroine, and has been on the hot search:

#Feng Yin carries corpses in the funeral home, and the corpse is terrified to resurrect#

#Feng Yin paper craftsman, it is so real# #Why did

Feng Yin unlock the door and enter the palace three times#

#Shock! Feng Yin sells it on the street#

…

When Feng Yin used a strange side job to pay off her debts and prepare to retire, a 25-year-old movie star with 23 years of work experience stopped her.

"Look at me, do I meet your recruitment standards?"

Feng Yin blinked, took the black card and said, "It's not about money, it's mainly about whether you meet the standards."

"Grandfather, let that child go out and gain experience!"

"No! What's wrong with getting into trouble? Do you know how amazing his cultivation talent is?"

......

"Child, go out and gain experience!"

Looking at Gu Han who had dug out the secrets of the holy land, the ancestor of the holy land's face darkened.

This bastard is a nuisance. If we keep it around any longer, something terrible will happen!

......

"Brother! I beg you! Please don't bother me anymore! I don't have any parts for you to eat!"

"Whose bastard is this? He has seduced our ancestor away!"

"Oh my god! Who's drawing on the emperor's statue?!"

“.........”

Anyway, I am going to cause trouble, Gu Han said, so what if I am not a human being?

[High Martial Arts] [Passionate] [Monster Invasion] [No Reincarnation] [Humorous]

Those who want to see a lone wolf can scroll away. The protagonist is the passionate youth Jiang Ping, who can be cunning but also deeply moved, a flesh-and-blood person. He has classmates, friends, parents, and teachers.

Space rifts opened, and monsters invaded the land. The common consensus was that monster corpses were inedible; eating them would lead to pollution. Jiang Ping accidentally obtained an ancient manual that recorded various cooking methods for monster corpses.

From eating First-Heaven monsters all the way to Beast Gods.

On that day, monsters besieged, and teachers fought to the death without retreating. Former classmates and friends, even sworn enemies, stepped onto the battlefield, resolved to die! All to protect the city from falling and the human spark from being extinguished.

On that day, from the utterly unremarkable crematorium in the South City, a young man walked out, holding a knife.

Looking at his classmates and teachers, the bone-cutting knife in his hand pointed defiantly at the Beast King: "Is your corpse edible? Is the meat delicious?"

On that day, the world was shocked!

The name of the Human Race's Heaven's Chosen! Resounded throughout the world!