[Ordinary cultivation of immortality + Taoist immortality + avoiding danger]
In the world of cultivation, Lu Qing relied on the skills of avoiding danger to escape from dangerous situations time and time again.
He is low-key and just wants to live forever.
The peerless genius is full of vigor and vitality, and Lu Qing is practicing.
A peerless expert suddenly appeared, but Lu Qing was still practicing.
Later, the chosen ones of heaven, the most evil geniuses, and the most powerful men of the same period have all become dried bones in the graves.
Lu Qing, however, has transcended the boundless.
Disaster is always one step behind me. ——He said so.
The Ninth Daughter, Lang Jiuchuan, of the Kai Ping Marquis Manor, returned to the capital for a funeral after being away for over a decade. However, her reunion was far from warm; her birth mother disliked her, and her family treated her like an unwelcome troublemaker.
Upon her first entry into the capital's social circles, the esteemed gentry ridiculed her, scoffing that she was raised in the countryside, looked frail and sickly, and acted crudely—like a wild weed from the mountains, unfit for proper society.
Lang Jiuchuan, however, thought, "Wild weeds are great! They're full of life, growing with the wind—that truly appeals to me!"
While everyone secretly placed bets on when this unremarkable, "short-lived ghost" would pass away, they forgot that she was, in fact, a "scourge" who could last for millennia.
That's right, she might look delicate, soft-bodied, and easy to bully, but try crossing her!
You lament that I have no one to protect me? What a joke! I can form my own wings; why would I need to look up to a ladder?
She can sever yang during the day and yin at night, her supernatural abilities known throughout the land. When people desperately kneel and offer great sums to seek her help, Lang Jiuchuan...
Following Chu Yunxiu to Yanyu for saving his life.
Chu Yunxiu saved An Ning, but An Ning couldn't even give Chu Yunxiu a championship.
Yanyu spent four years, but he missed the championship and couldn't get a spot in the All-Stars.
Other players regarded An Ning as their biggest enemy.
Critics called An Ning a failed knight.
Rather than torment each other, it's better to break up.
After that, he became a knight of Thunder.
(Farming, no CP, strong female characters, witches, alchemy, magic, puppets, adorable pets, survival, natural disasters) Lan Qingyou, who lost her parents and legs in a car accident and is left bedridden, is forced to cross over to a magically ravaged alternate world and struggle to survive. Survival? Not much. Though she only possesses an E-rank talent and a tree-hole shelter at the start, Lan Qingyou remains undaunted. She studies alchemy, cultivates herbs, and crafts puppets, absorbing every bit of knowledge this world can offer her. Not talented enough? Develop a [Talent Upgrade Potion] to improve yourself. Humanity's upper limit too low? Develop a [Race Conversion Potion] to completely abandon humanity. [The [Talent Upgrade Potion] you craft has been recognized by the World Will, bestowing upon you the title 'Witch of the Tower'.] [You become the first witch of this world, bestowing upon you the unique title 'Origin Witch' and obtaining the world-class magical item 'Emerald Jade Record'. Others: "Your potions are too expensive! You're raising the price! You're taking advantage of the situation!" Lan Qingyou: "Buy if you want, buy if you don't." Someone was indignant: "Why do you sit on the top of the alchemy tower and overlook our struggle for survival?" Lan Qingyou: "My potions are SSS grade, my puppets are SSS grade. It's my kindness that you can buy my potions. You should say thank you." Tower: A card that represents 'destruction' in the Tarot. No matter the front or back, it has no good meaning. Protagonist: Lan Qingyou
[Book Transmigration + System + Cute Baby in the Entertainment Circle]
Yan Yueqing transmigrated into a book and became an 18th-tier cannon fodder in a children's variety show.
The heroine became popular thanks to the baby variety show, while the cannon fodder attracted countless cyberbullyings thanks to her licking dog personality.
After the cannon fodder committed suicide by jumping into the sea, the heroine not only lived in her house and spent her money, but also relied on her child to make a comeback!
Yan Yueqing: Thank you for the invitation! I raise my own son! The heroine is alone and beautiful, don't get involved with me!
You're a bootlicker, right? System: I'll give you 50 billion in starting funds, so you can lick them slowly!
Cyberbullying, right? After the baby variety show aired, fans all over the internet called out "Mom"!
In the Haojing Villa, the little icy face looked at Yan Yueqing, who was very popular in the live broadcast, and said indifferently: "Dad, from now on, my mother's standards will be based on this."
A business tycoon suppressed his laughter and said, "That's your biological mother."
Little Ice Face: ???
The young lady of the Tang family, who was born weak and had been sent to a Taoist temple for five years, was taken back.
Everyone had their own thoughts and planned to welcome the delicate and sickly little girl, but unexpectedly they saw a shiny little bald head.
He follows them around like a little tail all day long, saying that they won't live long.
The Tang family was resistant to this at first. Even if he wasn't a well-behaved and cute little boy, he shouldn't be a little charlatan who talked nonsense!
Later, seeing that the little girl had made the bad guys so angry that they were about to attack, she held a small whisk in one hand and clenched her little pink fist in the other to "win people over with virtue" for them, amid the exclamations of the crowd.
The Tang family who are gradually becoming gigolos: How delicious!
**
The wealthy Rong family has a century-old heritage. It is rumored that there is a noble young master in this mansion. He wears a Tang suit and has Buddhist beads around his wrists. Everyone is afraid of him.
One day, on a reclining chair under a pear tree in the compound, the boy, who was always calm, wise, and almost demonic, had a bunch of balls of plush yarn neatly placed on his lap.
The guards were puzzled as this young master had never done any housework.
Then I heard this man ask in a gentle voice: After thinking about it, I think a plush hat is more warm. Do you think Jinjin will look better in a pink one or a colorful one?
Konoe: ???
**
Rong Qing knew since childhood that he was different from others and too violent, so evil spirits always wanted to get close to him.
Until she met Tang Jin holding a small whisk, pinning the evil spirits to the ground with a hammer, and the monsters fled everywhere, she was still thinking that the sea of suffering is endless and it is time to turn back.
Later, Rong Qing touched the other person's little bald head, smiled and pulled her hand: Jinjin, can you also help your brother?
Because you are so beautiful, Xiaonai let someone hold her hand today and said softly and reservedly: "Okay."
No CP + small animals + death physique + short-term protection
Sui Nuan, a rich and beautiful heiress with a hopelessly romantic streak, kicks her freeloading, manipulative boyfriend to the curb. Without hesitation, she buys the top-tier fishing gear she had always dreamed of in her past life and throws herself into her lifelong passion—fishing.
Men? Who needs them when reeling in a big catch feels a hundred times better?
Just as she finds a perfect fishing spot and settles in, a lazy voice from a little snake beside her says, “You picked the right place to fish, human. There’s a big surprise waiting~”
Sui Nuan is baffled. She’s transmigrated into a novel—and she even got a cheat skill! Apparently, she can… understand what some animals are saying?
This is amazing! Now nighttime fishing won’t feel so lonely anymore.
With curiosity written all over her face, Sui Nuan asks, “What kind of surprise?”
The snake stares at her in horror. “Holy sh*t, this human’s insane! She’s not even scared of snakes and is chatting about gossip with one!”
Sui Nuan casually tosses in bait and prepares the fishing spot. Yup, this snake’s definitely a clown.
But an hour later, when she looks at what’s hanging from her hook, she slowly falls into deep thought…
There really was a big surprise?!
Turning to the pitch-black snake beside her, Sui Nuan offers an olive branch, “Wanna tag along with me? I’ll make sure you eat well and live large.”
The snake: ?
…
From that day on, it’s like something latched onto Sui Nuan—wherever she goes, there’s always a little surprise waiting.
She doesn’t catch fish—she catches pieces of missing people.
She doesn’t go out for fun—she ends up with her heart racing.
Soon enough, Sui Nuan becomes a frequent caller on the police tipline—a nightmare for criminals.
And a chatterbox.
Ai Chen traveled through a parallel world and took his eight-year-old son to participate in a variety show called "Good Parenting".
Family A: Install surveillance cameras in the bedroom, no gaming allowed! Otherwise, I'll get a warning from Septwolves!
Family B: My child, if you endure the hardships of studying, you won’t have to endure the hardships of life in the future.
When it was Ai Chen's turn, the scene suddenly changed!
Son: Dad, I want to go to Peking University!
Ai Chen: Why do you want to go to Peking University? Follow your dad and go to A University!
After saying that, he pulled his son to play games in a duo.
Netizens were stunned!
Son: Dad, I’m tired of playing games, I want to do my homework...
Ai Chen: You have finished your homework, what homework are you doing!
Son: Dad, the final exam is coming up soon, I won’t do well if I keep doing this…
Ai Chen: School focuses on grades, but family focuses on achievements!
Son: Did you and mom give birth to me just to be your playmate?
Ai Chen: What's up? You're eating my food and drinking my drinks, and you're not going to play anymore?
I saw that there was not a single desk at home, but there were two computer desks.
Netizens can no longer sit still!
"We have to read books in secret. The pressure of gaming is even greater than the pressure of studying. It has made our children addicted to reading!"
"This isn't good. Be careful of your rebellious children spending the night at the library!"
Just when everyone thought Ai Chen was using reverse education, he repeatedly struck back at humiliating education, repressive education, hardship education, and authoritarian education, giving them a slap in the face...
[This book has been adapted into three short plays, which can be viewed by searching by title.]
[Military Academy + Mecha + No CP + Coming-of-Age + Ensemble Cast + Light Humor + Five-Person Team + Team Spirit]
For the first seventeen years of her life, Jiang Lin had one goal: to get into the Mechanical Engineering Department at Mingde University and become a high-paid mecha engineer.
But a sudden turn of events sent her to Dawn Military Academy, setting her on the path to becoming an elite solo combatant.
Inter-school tournaments, live combat training, interstellar warfare...
Years later, five bold and determined young cadets stand side by side atop the ruins—unquestionably the strongest team among the three academies.
“Did you join Dawn Military Academy just to win the championship today?”
“No. I joined to rebuild Dawn—with blood and flesh.”
[Squad Introduction]
Jiang Lin (Female) – Solo Combatant, 182 cm.
Agile-type battle mecha “Qingfeng”; excels at close-quarters combat.
Lone wolf.
“One strike not enough? Then I’ll just slash a few more times.”
Quan Ya (Female) – Logistics, 165 cm.
A medic who can’t cook well isn’t a good support.
“I bought your life with a bowl of Buddha Jumps Over the Wall.”
Kang Yao (Male) – Mecha Engineer, 175 cm.
Finds people annoying but still builds mechas with a cold face.
Sharp tongue, scary talent, fragile body.
“That was harsh? Trust me, I haven’t even started yet.”
Jiang Ying (Male) – Solo Combatant, 191 cm.
Mid-firepower mecha “Shadowweight”; specializes in guns and explosives.
Appears like a cool tough guy, but actually a shy foodie.
“Can’t help you with that. Buy me dinner? …Alright, then maybe I can.”
Yang Xing (Female) – Commander, 172 cm.
You’ve got your mental power, she’s got her tactics.
On the battlefield:
“Alone, I stand in place of a thousand troops.”
(No harem, no heroine, no routine, no system, no brainless, reversal, slow-burning, sequence, team portrait, hot-blooded, elegant, high-IQ, crazy) [I think this world is fake, I want to witness the real world. ] [When you see this, I'm dead, but I will continue to pay attention to you wherever you are! ] [My name is Yang Feng, Feng of maple leaf, not Feng of madman. ]