After failing to traverse into a fantasy world of immortals and martial heroes, I opened my eyes only to find myself turned into a little kid attending kindergarten.

Well, since things have turned out this way, I have no choice but to deceive the system and pretend to cultivate immortality.

[Today, you encountered a fairy descending from the mountain. You must find a way to obtain the Pure Yang Treasure Pill in her possession.]

Lin Zhengran stared at the milk candy in the hand of his childhood friend.

"Give me the candy. Do you need to go to the bathroom? I'll call the teacher for you."

The little girl, confused and innocent, placed the candy into Lin Zhengran's hand.

"Here, take the candy..."

[Congratulations! You've obtained the Pure Yang Treasure Pill from the fairy without lifting a finger or drawing a blade!]

At the new game launch conference.

A reporter: "Hello, Mr. Nangong, congratulations on your work Pokémon surpassing Homunculus to become the world's number one IP the day before yesterday. Can I ask some questions?"

Nangong Yu: "Thank you, sure."

A reporter with an excited face: "I heard that you have a very close relationship with your secretary, the company's senior executives, the travel blogger with a large number of fans, and the eldest daughter of Yuedu Group. Is it true?"

Nangong Yu: "... Hey, hey, hey, where are the security guards? Get this troublemaker out!!"

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ps: Harem-oriented, more daily life, no poison, no knives, of course, using the game to torture players is another matter~