Bad news: Chosen by a death game, forced to participate in terrifying dungeons. Good news: Transmigrated to Gensokyo five years ago, not only building relationships with various characters but also becoming the young master of the Yakumo family. Death game? No problem! I have a bunch of old... ugh... a bunch of big shots behind me!!! ...Encounter a strange mermaid? Release Kaguya! Chased by a creepy little demon? Release Kaguya again!!! Strange knocking on the bathroom door late at night? Release Kaguya again!!! Kaguya: You... encounter a cold and arrogant fox spirit player? Hmm? It's even the same world. Runs home, finds his own Ran, points to a photo: Yes! That's her! ...Bai Liu: Want to make some money? Lots and lots, the kind you can't spend all of. Reimu bangs on the table: Please accept the shrine maiden's bow! ...[Two books guaranteed to be completed within a million pages][This author has transmigrated through dungeons, not just writing randomly] PS: As I said before, this author is going to become the god of Gensokyo! One book isn't enough, so I'll write three; three isn't enough, so I'll write five; five isn't enough, so I'll write ten. As long as I don't starve, I'll keep writing. Damn it!!!