[Harry Potter and the Hedgehog House + Lighthearted Happy Ending + Somewhat Satisfying + Family Bond with Stalin + No Romance + Some Deviations from the Original Story and Minor Timeline Adjustments for Minor Events + Apologies for Any Out-of-Character Errors + GGAD!]
This is an abstract fairy tale that requires a little imagination and a bit of brainpower.
[This might be a food article (perhaps)]
When the savior is too calm, the entire magical world is thrown into chaos!
Harry Potter was sorted into Hufflepuff, and everyone thought the Sorting Hat had gone senile.
Wait a minute, this seemingly leisurely boy seems... a bit off.
In first grade, he slept nestled in the arms of the three-headed dog that guarded the Philosopher's Stone.
In his second year, he kept the Basilisk in the Forbidden Forest and used Voldemort's diary as a pillow.
In third grade, he gave chocolates to Dementors on the train, and a snow fell on Black Lake at the end of summer, freezing everything in its path.
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In this world filled with screams, intrigue, and magic, the capybara-like Ha uses his unique Buddhist philosophy to prove:
Sometimes, the best magic is to lie down and hand out snacks to everyone.
Of course, impolite people only deserve to eat big sinuses.
[Lighthearted and hilarious | Everyone's heartwarming | The art style of Hogwarts is gradually going astray]
Interview: Professor Snape, as Harry's guardian, what are your thoughts on him?
Si: Huh? That little brat is always causing trouble! But his cooking is pretty good though.
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A few bonus chapters will be randomly included. The main story blends wonderful school days with the vibrant summer vacation! A highly praised bedtime read, offering a sense of tranquility and peace to your inner world.
Stable updates, let's see how it goes?
First grade, Horatio: Headmaster, look, use this scythe of mine to hook out the soul, then lock it in this lamp and roast it with the fire.
Second grader Horatio: Principal, look at this cabbage! It can increase in value infinitely and even kill the basilisk in an instant!
Third grader Horatio: Principal, do you think this soul contract could arm the Dementors into my army of Soul Reapers?
Fourth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look, this gravity magic can pull down meteorites from outer space to strengthen Durmstrang and Beauxbatons College.
Fifth grade, Horatio: Principal, you said if I projected this mark onto the moon, everyone who saw it would be brainwashed into a believer in houttuynia cordata, and the houttuynia cordata I planted in the Forbidden Forest would sell like hotcakes.
Sixth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look! The tree that grows from this seed can convert cosmic energy into magical seeds. Then all of humanity can become wizards, mastering both technology and magic. Conquering the stars will be just around the corner!
Seventh grader Horatio: Principal, look...
Dumbledore: "Enough talk. Take out your wand. It's either you or me today."
(Updates are irregular, written for my own amusement and humor, featuring multiple female characters)
[Slice-of-life story + no female lead + research]
Lin Yi, whose love for astronomy is etched into his soul, is born into the HP world with all the knowledge from his previous life and a super brain that can "remember everything he sees".
He thought he could easily become an academic star in the magical world, but he discovered that wizards' understanding of the brilliant starry sky above them was still stuck in the primitive stage of "divination of good and bad fortune".
How can we tolerate this?
With a wave of his wand and a telescope in hand, his goal is to elevate astronomy from a "required, easy subject" to a "cutting-edge magical engineering" capable of changing the magical world!
From drawing precise star maps imbued with magic to developing powerful spells that draw upon the power of the stars;
From analyzing the probability theory behind divination to creating astrological artifacts based on constellations...
While Voldemort and his followers were still obsessed with pure-blooded people on Earth, a scholar under the stars was quietly turning the entire universe into his magical laboratory.
This is the story of a hardcore academic genius who, in a magical world, uses scientific thinking to climb the magical technology tree, and incidentally crushes everyone else in the process.
Joel Hemis always thought of himself as an ordinary druid. Until he was eleven, when he received a letter delivered by an owl—and from that moment on, he became a proud little magical owl. ...That school year, the Forbidden Forest welcomed a Patronus. By the time all the teachers and students of Hogwarts realized what was happening, they were already surrounded by the Forbidden Forest! Until one day, the mysterious man came knocking—Joel: "Sorry, I just want to plant trees in peace and quiet, I don't want to fight!"... [P.S.: This is a lighthearted story about going to school and happily planting trees...No need to have read the original books.]
[This is a lighthearted story; the protagonist has no morals or limits.]
Having transmigrated to the Harry Potter world, Charlie White is bound to the [Tyrant System].
By engaging in tyrannical behavior, you can earn Tyrannical Points and draw prizes infinitely!
While Hermione was studying her textbooks in the library.
[Ding! His Majesty's sleeping posture in class is practically a reincarnation of Hu Hai, perfectly embodying the behavior of a tyrannical ruler who "neglects state affairs"! Reward: Tyrannical Ruler Points +100!]
While Harry and Ron were training hard for Quidditch.
[Ding! His Majesty has been extravagant, purchasing all the desserts in Diagon Alley, in line with the behavior of a "tyrannical and hedonistic" ruler! Reward: Tyrant Points +500!]
Charlie casually did a ten-pull!
[Congratulations, Your Majesty, on obtaining: Animagus (Selectable Form)! +1 Free Talent Point, +1000 Proficiency in Fiendfire...]
Dumbledore: "Mr. White is the most gifted student I've ever seen, but unfortunately he just doesn't like to study..."
Voldemort: "Why? He learned the dark magic I painstakingly studied just by yawning?!"
Charlie lay on the sofa and sighed helplessly, "I don't want to either, but the system is giving me too much!"
(No system + single female lead + slice-of-life)
Laudgreen displayed his extraordinary magical talent as soon as he entered Hogwarts.
Potions is easy to learn, but most of the finished products can only be drunk by animals. Snape regarded him as a fool who tarnished the great potions.
Transfiguration can easily turn inanimate objects into living things with their own thoughts, but it is powerless to do the opposite, which greatly puzzled Dumbledore.
In the study of spells, the spells cast by Lord always have some strange effects.
He only had no problems with Potions and Magical Creatures, and the magical creatures even regarded him as a child of nature.
Everyone praised him, saying he would become the next Newt Scamander, but he stuck to his profession.
Laudgreen: Although I am a master of Transfiguration, my spells are incredibly creative, and the magical creatures trust me, I am actually a botanist.
[HP Fanfiction + Behind-the-scenes Mastermind + Layout]
[The main focus in the early stage is to become stronger and survive, but it is slow to warm up]
[Hide ambition and desire for conquest behind a trustworthy appearance and seemingly sincere words]
Twyle, the most outstanding graduate in Durmstrang's history, came to Hogwarts.
"One day, Muggles will be able to use science to observe magic, to see through our magic, and to construct a mathematical model for every spell.
"What will the wizards do when that day comes?"
"Being caged like a rare animal?"
"still……"
Others learn magic for great benefits, but Noah learns magic simply to have fun.
Thus, the aged Nicolas Flamel became a bald, muscular boxing champion, Voldemort regressed to a five-year-old child, and the entire school was forced to go clubbing on their first day of school—from then on, the art style completely collapsed! —When an alchemist's pranks become his strongest weapon, the entire magical world becomes his playground!
Evan has time-traveled once again.
His first time traveling was from Earth to the D&D world, where he went through trials and tribulations and became a sorcerer of the Universal School.
However, a fierce battle ended his second life.
When Evan opened his eyes again, he was surprised to find that he had once again traveled to a magical world that was both familiar and strange.
An owl flapped its wings and flew swiftly, delivering his Hogwarts acceptance letter, but the timeline he arrived in was 1971.
In 1971, a turbulent era, the Demon King was stirring, the Phoenix perched high in the castle, and the towers of Nurmengard remained tightly shut.
And those future heroes—Lupin, Sirius, James, Lily, Snape… at this moment, they are just innocent teenagers, unknowingly walking into the vortex of fate.
This is a glorious era, though not detailed in the original work, it is equally magnificent and filled with brilliant stars.
However, for Evan at this moment, the first thing he needs to solve is how to restore his spellcasting ability in this world without a magic network and with scarce magic power.
Or perhaps, he could go even further, relying on more advanced magical research concepts, gathering a group of intelligent and powerful companions, and launching a magical revolution that would change the entire magical world.
In any case, the times are waiting for Evan's actions.
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The timeline is set in 1971, in the same year as Sirius Black, Lupin, and Snape. The protagonist has mastered the spell system of D&D, has no system, breaks up the original pairings, is slow-paced, not mindless, and will seriously consider the plot.
Dumbledore quickly grabbed Orion who was about to cast a spell.
He wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "Alas~ It's not appropriate to do this in broad daylight. Fiendfyre is a powerful dark magic and can't be used carelessly!"
Orion nodded and said, "I understand, Principal. We can let him go if we carry some people on our backs, right?"
[Single Female Lead], [Le Ziwen]
A time traveler who was sent into another world by a dump truck, with an unreliable grocery store system.
While eating barbecue and humming a song in his small home in the valley, the old man with a crooked nose suddenly put a wizard hat on him and said that he wanted to start school early.