[Harry Potter and the Hedgehog House + Lighthearted Happy Ending + Somewhat Satisfying + Family Bond with Stalin + No Romance + Some Deviations from the Original Story and Minor Timeline Adjustments for Minor Events + Apologies for Any Out-of-Character Errors + GGAD!]
This is an abstract fairy tale that requires a little imagination and a bit of brainpower.
[This might be a food article (perhaps)]
When the savior is too calm, the entire magical world is thrown into chaos!
Harry Potter was sorted into Hufflepuff, and everyone thought the Sorting Hat had gone senile.
Wait a minute, this seemingly leisurely boy seems... a bit off.
In first grade, he slept nestled in the arms of the three-headed dog that guarded the Philosopher's Stone.
In his second year, he kept the Basilisk in the Forbidden Forest and used Voldemort's diary as a pillow.
In third grade, he gave chocolates to Dementors on the train, and a snow fell on Black Lake at the end of summer, freezing everything in its path.
...
In this world filled with screams, intrigue, and magic, the capybara-like Ha uses his unique Buddhist philosophy to prove:
Sometimes, the best magic is to lie down and hand out snacks to everyone.
Of course, impolite people only deserve to eat big sinuses.
[Lighthearted and hilarious | Everyone's heartwarming | The art style of Hogwarts is gradually going astray]
Interview: Professor Snape, as Harry's guardian, what are your thoughts on him?
Si: Huh? That little brat is always causing trouble! But his cooking is pretty good though.
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A few bonus chapters will be randomly included. The main story blends wonderful school days with the vibrant summer vacation! A highly praised bedtime read, offering a sense of tranquility and peace to your inner world.
Stable updates, let's see how it goes?
Fourteen years have passed since Matthew traveled to the world of Hogwarts. During his summer vacation, he unexpectedly acquired a metal disc that allows him to travel to another world. This world has a completely different system of magic. The wizards here are not hidden, and even the wizarding organization rules the land. Matthew travels back and forth between these two worlds, merging the two magical systems. He will control his own destiny and even become a god! Matthew will become the driving force of history, bringing tremendous innovation to both worlds! ... (Not systematic, not saintly.)
[Daily flow, easy, very talented in magic, from the same class as the Weasley brothers, single female protagonist (original), may be a little worse in the early stage, but will improve in the later stage, so please watch it later]
The newly appointed director, the god who traveled through time, carefully created a car accident. Our hero, after a round of roulette, arrived in the magical world.
Here he met the principal who liked wool socks
The Professor Who Turned into a Cat
A giant bat who loves making potions
Twins who like to play pranks.
Favoring black friends from my own college
Tsundere aristocratic sister
A key keeper who loves Fantastic Beasts
etc. A series of good friends and professors
Learn magic here and live a peaceful life
But some vengeance still needs to be avenged.
Many people spend their entire lives trying to find their true talents, but Seamus Finnigan's talent is undeniable. Just imagine, 30 years from now, who could stand up to me, the Demolition Man? Dumbledore? Grindelwald? Voldemort? Even Merlin would have to retreat. ...Ahem, keep a low profile. Keep a low profile.
(No female lead + Career-focused + Pseudo-system + GGAD + Independent rise to power + Super cool personality)
Xiao Er transmigrates into the world of Harry Potter and inherits the Black family estate. Upon entering Hogwarts, he discovers that this magical world is far from simple — and his own origins are even more mysterious.
He dominates Slytherin, becomes the top student, handles Snape with ease, teases Draco, redeems Theodore, reunites GGAD (Grindelwald and Dumbledore) at the tower, establishes a magical throne, inherits the ideals of pure-blood supremacy, and breaks through a decaying world!
One legendary tale after another unfolds.
— Content Warnings —
The protagonist starts off as someone who goes from rags to riches and might get a bit arrogant, but evolves into timeless elegance.
Apart from GGAD as the canon male/male pairing, there’s no romance in the main plot. Fan extras might include other CPs (couples).
Ron is portrayed as mildly antagonistic in the early stages, but he matures later on.
"Professor Dumbledore, have you ever seen Hogwarts at four in the morning?" Russell said calmly. "From midnight to six o'clock, get six hours of sleep." "From six to eight o'clock, sweat it out in the Forbidden Forest, including but not limited to wrestling with trolls, practicing riding on unicorns, dodging centaurs' arrows, and so on." "From eight to six, be ready for a full day of study." "From six to ten, study late into the night in the library." "From ten to twelve, practice dueling skills in the Room of Requirement." This is the simple yet fulfilling day of Russell Fishthorne, the King of the Curriculum at Hogwarts.
[Single female protagonist Hermione + mainly based on the movie plot, later plot changes + system]
Kevin traveled to the world of Harry Potter and grew up in an orphanage without ever coming into contact with magic. It was not until he was 11 years old that he finally received the admission letter to Hogwarts.
Reborn, he just wants to enjoy this magical journey, but as time goes by, he can't help but get caught up in it...
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Snape: Kevin? Humph! Just a cocky brat with a bit of talent.
Dumbledore: Kevin is such a good boy who would go to great lengths to help his friends.
Voldemort: Kevin, this unethical and despicable villain! He has attacked me with a crowbar every time I die!
Are you afraid of firearms that can shoot magic? What? You're not scared of those little squirt guns that only shoot "Aguamenti" and take three minutes to reload after one use? Oh, my dear customer, I'm not talking about those children's toys. I'm talking about the new big toys only big kids can use!
Please look this way:
Expelliarmus Colt! Its immense power guarantees equality for all; even Voldemort would drop his wand if hit!
Stupefy Gatling! Three thousand six hundred rounds per breath—no one can stand for more than a second under its firing muzzle!
Confringo Remington! Even Gringotts' vault door can be blown open with a single shot!
Soar into the sky with the giant dragon of the Black Forest;
learn the fairy magic in the Fairy Garden;
meet the goddess of luck at the Fountain of Good Fortune with the brave;
combine the three holy relics into one in the face of the god of death;
in a world where wizards exist, are fairy tales the fantasy of genius or embellished history?
Through the mist of history, across the boundary between this world and the next.
Avalon, please show the truth of the world to the wanderers.
…………
"My dream used to be to become a best-selling fairy tale writer in the Muggle and wizard worlds."
The reporter from the Daily Prophet raised the microphone, "What about now?"
"I have written my life into a fairy tale that I am most satisfied with... Look, whether it is Muggles or wizards, is there anyone who can refuse my story?"
Many years later, Rita Skeeter, who had become the editor-in-chief of the Daily Prophet, asked: "When you decided to study at Hogwarts, did you foresee that you would be successful at Hogwarts?"
Mr. Andy Hall, then Minister of Magic, President of the International Confederation of Wizards, Chief Wizard of the Wizengamot, and holder of the Order of Merlin, First Class, replied helplessly: "?"
"At the time I didn't know a single spell, and I didn't even know I was a wizard."
Rita Skeeter: "So how did you learn magic?"
Andy: "You guys didn't [beep]?"