★★★The new book "Hogwarts' Vampire Count Professor" has been released! ! ! ★★★Notes before reading this work: [The main plot is in the HP world, with very few Marvel plots] [The timeline is during the Grindelwald era, without the three little ones] [The protagonist is a kind camp, with a non-traditional Snake House personality] [It is not an invincible flow or a routine cool story, but tends to be growth-oriented and group portrait] [The plot is in the later part of the book, and Voldemort is not the final boss] "Voldemort, I'm here to negotiate!" Sivan, wearing a cloak, held the Ring of Raggadoor in his left hand, and placed his wand on Voldemort's brow with his right hand, with a warm smile on his face. "...What kind of negotiation is this!!" The whole body was broken
Egger Morriss.
Translation: Poisoned eggs.
The amused young man who was seriously ill in bed last life was reborn into the world in the Harry Potter stories in his memory.
For the coming darkness and the strange and unpredictable magical world, Iger is like a wild dog that has been let loose.
Author: Why don’t you follow the plot?
Iger: The plot? Is the plot none of my business? I want to be happy!
Voldemort: You are very talented, I allow you to be my servant!
Iger: That’s not how the valet is charged… My friend, have you heard of Amway?
Voldemort: ? ? ?
Snape: I swear, Mr Morriss, if I find out you’re using a cauldron to cook hot pot again, I can’t guarantee that my wolf’s poison potion will drip into your cauldron if you’re not paying attention.
Iger: Once upon a time, there was a little witch from Muggle, she had a pair of green eyes…
Snape: Don’t challenge my bottom line!
Iger: Don’t challenge my scumbag!
This is an unorthodox magical world, Hogwarts with a clear style of painting, be careful!
In the year 1340 of the Shire Reckoning, one year before the departure of the Lonely Mountain expedition, the Grey Wizard had yet to visit the Shire, the Dwarf King was still forging weapons in the Blue Mountains, and the dragon still slept deep within the mountain…
In that very year, a young wizard unexpectedly crossed into Middle-earth, carrying the Hogwarts Sign-in System.
Overnight, Hogwarts Castle rose from the ground, standing tall and majestic on the lands of Middle-earth; flying broomsticks streaked across the skies, becoming a unique sight in this world.
In the wild lands, the legend of a black-robed wizard began to spread silently.
He was a friend of the Elves, a bane to the Orcs, a nightmare to the Trolls, and the lifelong nemesis of the Dark Lord Sauron.
Years later, when the Dark Lord was defeated, the Elves sailed West, and the Age of Men began—Duir, who had signed in at all corners of Middle-earth, looked toward the fabled lands in the West.
[Location: Aman. Would you like to sign in?]
(It won’t have any impact if you don’t know about Warcraft or haven’t read Harry Potter. The Warcraft part is just background and barrier-free reading.)
After defeating the Burning Legion, the Prophet Harry returned to the year when he was eleven years old.
The sudden appearance of wizards and alternative magical powers made Harry finally understand where the magic in his body came from that even the mages in Dalaran could not figure out.
Shaman prophet?
Or a wizard?
For Harry, there is actually no difference between the two. The hammer and shield are still his weapons to protect the world - maybe now he needs to add a wand.
Also, I can indeed summon the spirits of my ancestors, but why does the Hogwarts Potions Professor always want to ask my mother's spirit something?
The following conversation is excerpted from the Daily Prophet's exclusive interview with Harry Potter, the greatest wizard of the 21st century, the defeater of two generations of Dark Lords, the founder of prophetic magic and soul magic... and the founder of the modern elemental magic system:
"...What made you stand up at a young age and resolutely take on the responsibility of the entire British wizarding world?"
"I couldn't help it."
"What do you mean?"
"I couldn't help but beat them up."
"..."
Ciel traveled through the magic world and became a distant relative of Professor Sprout. He was also tied to the planting system - planting plants can get rewards.
"Plant ten Devil's Snares and get 10 fragments of Binding Curse Enlightenment. Your Binding Curse has been upgraded to the legendary level."
"Plant ten Biting Cabbages and get 10 fragments of Sharp Spell Enlightenment. Your Sharp Spell's killing power has been greatly improved."
So Hogwarts has a diligent and thoughtful little wizard who is dedicated to planting trees.
Three-headed dog? Philosopher's Stone? Nothing to do with me.
Basilisk? The heir of Slytherin? Stay out of it.
Triwizard Tournament? Cedric died? That's a pity, plant a tree to commemorate him.
“..."
"What? You said the Death Eaters dug up my vegetable patch and trampled my saplings?"
...
The following is a real interview record:
"Professor Evans Kahn, what do you think of the rumors that you are the first generation Dark Lord and the confidant secretly cultivated by Headmaster Dumbledore?"
"That is pure slander!"
Evans stood at the Wizengamot's inauguration ceremony, his face indignant.
"Dark Lord? White Lord? These all sound too scary."
"If there must be a title, I actually prefer the word Beast King."
The next day, newspapers throughout the wizarding world published reports about the third generation Dark Lord changing his nickname.
"Wait, when did I admit that I was the Dark Lord?"
Luo Bin traveled to the magical world of the West and obtained the golden finger - the Magical Animal Cultivation Cube!
As long as the magical creatures are defeated, they can be collected into the Rubik's Cube. Their magical attributes and combat effectiveness can also be improved through a series of feeding and cultivation.
Nagini's venom is too toxic and can only make the wound bleed?
Are garden gnomes so incompetent that they only dig holes in the ground and chew roots?
The mermaid in the Black Lake is ugly and can only lure people into drowning by singing?
The Whomping Willow's roots are deep in the ground, so it's only suitable for close attacks?
The Hungarian Horntail Fire Dragon is huge in size and has limited sight. Can't fight in close combat?
...
When the second-generation Dark Lord led his men to attack, they were shocked to find that Hogwarts had become a base camp for magical animals.
Then, he and his men were beaten so hard by the mutated creatures that they couldn't even find Bei!
Are you afraid of firearms that can shoot magic? What? You're not scared of those little squirt guns that only shoot "Aguamenti" and take three minutes to reload after one use? Oh, my dear customer, I'm not talking about those children's toys. I'm talking about the new big toys only big kids can use!
Please look this way:
Expelliarmus Colt! Its immense power guarantees equality for all; even Voldemort would drop his wand if hit!
Stupefy Gatling! Three thousand six hundred rounds per breath—no one can stand for more than a second under its firing muzzle!
Confringo Remington! Even Gringotts' vault door can be blown open with a single shot!
An ordinary good guy, a mysterious druid, and a noble knight.
Nietzsche John Holmes, a child who was forcibly adopted by the Watsons during a mission, began his crazy HP magic journey from this moment on.
Hermione Granger: "You shouldn't hit your classmates, Mr. Right!"
Nietzsche Holmes: "Become a superman who resists the strong, Miss Obedient~"
He will have a series of titles in the future - the third generation of the Dark Lord, Superman, the secret lover of the Minister of Magic... (Sorry, it seems that some incredible things have been mixed in)
But the first difficulty facing him is:
Sherlock Holmes, who looks like Iron Man, and Professor Snape have started to be venomous to each other again! !