She transmigrated into the Naruto world, only to become Sakura Haruno. After drifting aimlessly for five or six years, she finally realized she had no system, no cheat codes, and no special abilities—a complete "three-nothing" transmigrator. Was she destined to become a mere foil to Naruto and Sasuke, a laughingstock among the new Three Ninja? No! Who says a commoner can't rise to power? In the original story, she became a Kage-level ninja; as a transmigrator, she would only be stronger! Thus, determined, Sakura Haruno began her relentless pursuit. Ultimately, relying on her extraordinary genjutsu talent, she stood atop the ninja world.

Good news: I've traveled through time, to the world of Fairy Tail. Even better news: The magic can summon plants, and not just any plants, but the ones from the Plants vs. Zombies mini-game. Bad news: I haven't seen Fairy Tail, so I don't know the plot. Even worse news: The summoned plants aren't the ones Kern is familiar with. ...Kern, having traveled through time, gazed upon the summoned [Worker Sunflower], [HR Ice Shooter], [Surplus Value Sun Mushroom], and all sorts of other bizarre plants, lost in thought.