First grade, Horatio: Headmaster, look, use this scythe of mine to hook out the soul, then lock it in this lamp and roast it with the fire.
Second grader Horatio: Principal, look at this cabbage! It can increase in value infinitely and even kill the basilisk in an instant!
Third grader Horatio: Principal, do you think this soul contract could arm the Dementors into my army of Soul Reapers?
Fourth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look, this gravity magic can pull down meteorites from outer space to strengthen Durmstrang and Beauxbatons College.
Fifth grade, Horatio: Principal, you said if I projected this mark onto the moon, everyone who saw it would be brainwashed into a believer in houttuynia cordata, and the houttuynia cordata I planted in the Forbidden Forest would sell like hotcakes.
Sixth grader Horatio: Headmaster, look! The tree that grows from this seed can convert cosmic energy into magical seeds. Then all of humanity can become wizards, mastering both technology and magic. Conquering the stars will be just around the corner!
Seventh grader Horatio: Principal, look...
Dumbledore: "Enough talk. Take out your wand. It's either you or me today."
(Updates are irregular, written for my own amusement and humor, featuring multiple female characters)
Nan Fusheng was just watching TV series and reading novels at home, and he somehow traveled to Douluo Continent.
Fortunately, he still had his own plug-in, the source castle from the mysterious world plus uniqueness, from then on...
Lufa (Nan Fusheng's clone): People of Xingluo Continent, listen, although I beat your little princess, and now I want to beat your continent, but please believe me, I am a good person.
At the Sea God Lake Dating Conference
The attention of thousands of people, the disciple of Qingtian Douluo, the Dragon Spear Goddess in the inner courtyard.
Na'er: "Fors, I like you."
Fors Wall (Nan Fusheng's clone): "Ah? But I'm a girl!"
Tang Wulin: "Na'er, you..."
Everyone: "..."
"Twice the effort, ten times the profit?"
"Pujiezi, you are out of date. The navy has updated to a 200-fold version!"
"What?"
"The crew members work twice as hard, and the captain gets ten times the profit?"
"That's fine. As we all know, the Captain System is a good system, and I, Gawain, am also a good captain."
...
Gawain traveled through the pirate world after waking up. After awakening the Captain System, he relied on the efforts of his crew members to make great progress.
From the East China Sea to the New World;
From the Knight to the Lionheart;
From the bounty of 8 million to 10 billion Baileys...
When Gawain looked back, he realized that he had killed his way through the entire pirate world, and alongside him were a group of crew members known as legends:
Bai Ji, Gui Ren, Thief Cat, Shura, Black Foot...
(Keywords: My crew members are not hardworking enough, those who don't work hard are not my brothers, and I am where I am today because of hard work.)
(Note: Belief breaks through the upper limit of self, and the system completes panel stacking!)
“If one day your brain became more powerful than a supercomputer, what would you do?”
Chen Xing, a 25-year-old programmer, had been working in the Shenzhen Stock Exchange for two years but remained a destitute coder. Having lost his parents at a young age and left with no one to rely on, he felt like a speck of dust in the city, threatened at any moment by the current of time.
Until that night, he fell in a deserted alley, his forehead was broken, and blood seeped into the ground. When he woke up, the world had changed - his brain had awakened.
Super-brain calculations, photographic memory, and simulations... In just one month, he went from a novice coder to a programming master, effortlessly developing a new AI that crushed global tech giants. He then returned to his mountain home with a million-dollar fortune, secretly built a base, and developed technologies that were ahead of their time: genetic medicine, a mechanical army, and an interstellar fleet...
However, the moment he stepped out of the solar system, he discovered that the universe was far more cruel than he had imagined - alien alliances, interstellar wars, suppression of civilization levels... The blue planet is just a speck of dust in the vast galaxy.
"Since humans are too weak, I will lead Yanhuang to conquer the sea of stars!"
From a rental house in Shenzhen Stock Exchange to the galactic battlefield, from a programmer to the ruler of interstellar civilization - this is a legend belonging to the super brain!
[HP Fanfiction + No Female Protagonist + Intelligence Flow + Early Behind-the-Scenes Development]
I woke up as Lysander Verrone of St. Waldemar's Orphanage.
An acceptance letter from Hogwarts? Great.
An ebony dragon heartstring wand? Not bad.
The Sorting Hat said I have Gryffindor courage burning within me? OK.
But why can I "see" things that others cannot see?
The restless dark vortex on Harry's forehead, the sticky parasitic black light on the back of Quirrell's head, the halo of holiness and curse intertwined in the unicorn's blood... and the suffocatingly huge magic field around the Philosopher's Stone!
Did Voldemort think that no one would know he was hiding under Quirrell's turban?
Is the protection level of the Philosopher's Stone perfect?
Snape's hatred was without reason?
In front of my eyes that can see through the source of magic, all secrets are exposed.
From creating his own invisibility spell to avoid the Marauder's Map, to analyzing the magical structure of the three-headed dog to resist the Killing Curse...
I quietly made arrangements behind the scenes and had a clear view of everything.
Dumbledore: This child always appears at the critical place and always gives a reasonable explanation.
Snape: ...his method of brewing potions has a disturbingly perfect insight, but unfortunately he is a stupid lion.
Harry: Lysander seems to know everything, he's practically superhuman.
When everyone was still doubting Snape or Quirrell,
I had already set my sights on the twisted black shadow behind Quirrell's head.
"Don't worry, Professor Voldemort..."
"For your resurrection ceremony, I will prepare a 'surprise' gift for you."
Ying Hao traveled through Marvel and not only possessed the blood of the First Emperor, but also awakened a god-level technological system.
He attended the same high school as Spider-Man and had the opportunity to intern at Stark Industries.
Unexpectedly, he was targeted by malicious classmates and was rejected by Tony Stark himself.
In order to realize his ambition, Ying Hao had to start his own company. A month later, he made a comeback and successfully acquired Stark Industries!
He likes to keep a low profile, but as his strength increases, he is involved in one crisis after another, repeatedly helping superheroes turn the tide and becoming a powerful man recognized and even admired by many superheroes.
Tony: "You mean, this guy who wants to buy my company used to be my employee but got fired?"
Happy: "Well, it looks like this."
Tony: "Shit! Which idiot did this?"
Happy and Pepper: "It's you..."
Peter Parker: "Yinghao, I've always wanted to ask... have you been bitten by a spider too?"
Captain America: "Good news: Thanos is gone. Bad news: The Infinity Gauntlet was taken away by Ying Hao. This guy can snap his fingers once a day."
Malfak: "Great! He was already defeated, and now he gets the chance to make a wish every day."
Black Widow: "It's a good thing he's not a bad guy, right?"
Keying: "If I hadn't met you, I really don't know what my life would be like."
Ying Hao: "That means you're lucky, dear."
After being blown away by a dump truck, Qian Yuan arrives at FGO's seventh singularity, the Absolute Demonic Front. What should he do if the world is about to end? Fortunately, his soul was replicated and scattered across the universe. Mei from Honkai Impact 3rd, Lei Yingying from Genshin Impact, Rin Tohsaka from Warcraft V, Shoko Toyokawa from MYGO, Ai Haibara from Detective Conan, W from Arknights, Illya from Makai, Athena from Godslayer... Qian Yuan can share power with his alternate selves and travel through the worlds, but why are all my other selves girls? My wife is actually me.
When Lin Ye woke up, he found that he had traveled through time and was bound to a [Many Children and Many Blessings System] - as long as he married the heroines of anime and had children, he would become stronger!
System: "Host, you have entered Sword Art Online. Please capture Asuna. Reward: Dual Blade Style - Modified!"
Lin Ye: "Wait, doesn't she have an official partner?"
System: "Open the pattern! Kirito? That's your future brother-in-law!"
then--
In "Date A Live", he successfully made Origami shout "Onii-chan" instead of "Go to hell, scumbag".
In Honkai Impact 3rd, Mei Raiden holds a knife to his neck and asks, "Say 'many children, many blessings' again?"
Lin Ye (calm): "Wife, listen to my explanation... This is really about saving the world!"
While other travelers were still struggling to fight monsters and level up, Lin Ye had already swept across the heavens with a group of cute kids.
"Dad! Uncle Gojo Satoru is teaching me the Unlimited Technique!"
"Mommy! Aunt Bulma said to build me a mecha!"
"Host, a new mission has been detected: Demon Slayer: Kocho Shinobu's favorability towards you increased by 50%..."
Lin Ye (holding his waist and sighing): "Tongzi, your mission...is it serious?"
Kyle's third time traveling through time brings him to a world far more bizarre and dangerous than those of One Piece and Naruto. The painful experiences of his first two journeys, where he died in swords and kunai upon inheriting his memories, taught him this: if you're not strong enough, you die! Awakening his Nen ability at the age of seven, he possesses the power to turn everything around—the Book of the Unique World Resonance! When Gon needs strength to challenge Hisoka, Kyle extends an invitation: "Sign a contract. I'll grant you the opportunity to train in another world, and you'll grant me the power to reflect back." Thus, the Hunter world's strongest pirate group sets sail, and an organization more powerful than the Akatsuki in the Ninja World is born. But Kyle harbors a deepest secret: does this seemingly fair contract reflect the fruits of training, or does it reflect the fate of the contracted... themselves? As the bonds of the powerful from three worlds intertwine, what awaits them is the path to the highest...
[Comprehensive anime, Japanese light novel, slow-paced, currently involved in the series "Borrowing Girlfriend", "A Silent Voice", "Rascal Head" and so on] He is the childhood sweetheart of the hearing-impaired girl Nishimiya Shoko, and he directly fought back against the school bullying suffered by Shoko; he is a loyal fan of the best-selling light novel author Kasumi Shiko, and the sales of "Love Metronome" have skyrocketed because of him; he is the childhood playmate of the well-known backstage painter Kashiwagi Eri, and he agreed to let her be his exclusive painter;... Itsuka Yuuto traveled to the world of comprehensive anime and obtained a system that calls itself a "love simulator". He thought it was an ordinary text game, but the system threw him directly into the simulation world! "Wait, why do I have to die every time the simulation ends?" "System, didn't you say that the simulation world does not affect reality? Then what's wrong with these people!"