Ding——Congratulations, Host, on becoming this dynasty’s treacherous minister. Please fully embody your true nature, drag the flourishing Da Zhou Empire into the abyss to fulfill your historical mission, and you may then be freed from the karmic debts of three lifetimes and ascend to the peak of life.

Xiao Yunfei pinned the Emperor’s brother-in-law to the ground and rubbed him in the dirt, then even pulled down the crown prince’s pants.

Luck happened to be on her side: the emperor was scheming against the prime minister, and she reaped the benefits.

The crown prince went to complain to the emperor.

The next day, Xiao Yunfei became the crown prince’s tutor.

On the third day, the crown prince’s eyes were bloodshot as he did homework until he shut down mentally.

The entire court was thrown into chaos. Power structures were rearranged. The "Xiao faction" rose rapidly in influence.

Even minor officials began calling Xiao Yunfei “Godfather” to her face.

Whatever she wanted to do, the Princess Royal was fully supportive.

Xiao Yunfei always felt the Princess Royal was up to something.

Sure enough, soon she… set her sights on the imperial harem.

> “I heard the Noble Consort has been feeling lonely lately.”

Members of the Xiao faction broke into a cold sweat: “My Lord, please—【Heavens, she even dares to covet the emperor’s women?!】”

> “Actually, this Chancellor believes the Princess Royal is of age. Isn’t it time to select a prince consort?

Gentlemen, are there any promising young talents you’d like to recommend?”

> Xiao faction: “The Chancellor speaks absolute truth. 【Not only is she unafraid of extermination of her entire clan, she’s even enjoying herself?!】”

Just then, the low and commanding voice of the Princess Royal came from outside:

> “Chancellor, is there anyone you favor as a candidate?”

Xiao Yunfei, slightly startled, respectfully replied:

> “This humble minister does indeed have a candidate in mind. May I ask when Her Highness will choose her prince consort?”

Li Tang raised her finger and pointed at her:

> “Then, Chancellor, when will you welcome me into your residence?”

Xiao Yunfei: “??????”

I’m trying to become the master of your household—why are you trying to marry into mine?

You really are a woman in mourning, huh!

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Tags: Light-hearted

Main Character POV

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One-sentence summary:

Took home a Princess Royal by accident.

Because of the gambling system, Sodium Chloride must play the villain in every world, drawing the hatred of the Children of Planes. He must also survive to earn points. The greater the hatred, the more points he earns. To achieve this, he must resort to any means necessary: ​​deception, ambush, and sneak attacks, fellow protagonists. Upon seeing Frost Star, wearing the protagonist symbol, he quickly stood up with a snap. He immediately exchanged for the strongest body, the Herrscher of the Void, and faced his new target with beeeeeeer. However, the protagonist symbol on the "protagonist" he encountered this time didn't light up... But that's okay. Who am I, Sodium Chloride? Many people may not understand what it means to win 8.78 million points by using a blank character with 200,000 points to become an Apostle of God. We generally describe this as artificial. Gambler, "One Ku, Frost Star! Ma You Lai, Yabule Road!!" [Shocked] As your sister, Frost Star, please don't blame me for being mean. P.S.: If you want to raise a loli Yelena, I've already put it in the book~ [Laughs]

Orange text one-to-many++++++After her death, Yun Yi traveled to the perilous world of Arknights. Starting with a golden finger—a top-tier system and a top-tier shopping mall—but this system and mall actually want her to be a gigolo!++++++Goodness, are all time travelers selling themselves to gigolos these days?++++++Whoever wants to be one, she won't be since she still has her immortal in-game body!++++++System [Stickers are also gigolos, don't be a gigolo, beware]++++++"What do you mean?" Yun Yi was puzzled when various beast girls took turns to attack her. The furry feast and the cool, pleasant touch made her eyes light up.++++++++—Hey, it smells so good!++++++Behind the allure, countless shining souls also led her to gradually gain a firm foothold and build her own "home" on this land. ++++++Mechas, space fortresses, aerospace fleets, heroic spirit systems... Yun Yi also brought a devastating turn for his lovers and for the world. ++++++++++This book is also known as "We agreed to a contract to live off the rich, but why did you give it all away for free?", "Is there something wrong with always being confessed to by a wealthy sponsor?", "Huh? Why is all of Terra working for me?"

[Funina (herself) lost her memory of playing the role of god for about 200 years + played the role of god in another world + had the eyes of God + traveled to the time when Yoriichi Tsugakuin was not yet born]

After 500 years of acting, the gods’ role has come to an end.

The former "Water Goddess" Funina, no longer worried about her lies being exposed, has been immersed in the joy of shopping and has no place to stay at home.

The original god traveler (player) generously gave a space backpack, which was filled with a lot of delicious food, but the most important thing was that it finally solved the problem of having nowhere to put things.

That night, Funina tripped over something and hit the corner of the table, falling and being swallowed by a hole.

"Main system, I... accidentally swallowed the original god character into the demon slayer interface..."

"Can I still go back?"

"Not yet...."

"Activate Plan B and ensure she's alive until you're able to teleport her back."

“…Yes, yes!”

The sea breeze caused the water to rise and fall. A lady in gorgeous clothes appeared on the sea surface, which was supposed to be deserted. She seemed to have become the ruler of the sea...

Finina woke up and found herself standing on the sea! Shouldn't she be in the auditorium of the Picclet Opera House, watching Villette's trial? Shouldn't she be playing the role of the water goddess?

Where is this?! No no no…why am I standing on the sea?!

God's Eye! How could I have God's Eye!

Finina was about to throw it away, but then she remembered that the ability to stand on the sea might be related to the Eye of God...

"No, I can't die... I still want to play the role of God..."

[Double Heroines] [Cold, Dark, Ice Beauty VS Sickly, Mad Crown Princess]

In the darkness, she encounters a little white flower. Li Hanxing thought she could protect her, but unexpectedly, the white flower’s appearance was just a disguise

You're right, but this is Pegasus! Never late, a master escape agent. A one-on-one duel, a sprint winner. Breaking through with a poor run, unstoppable. Chasing from behind, a one-on-one sniper. Protected, immune to the Red Gate. Diamond legs, unscathed. Stone-crushing gaze, a dimensional strike. Blessed by the sea, riding the wind and waves. She even has three stances in her realm: the blistering Meteor, the oppressive Comet, and the Spinning Stance—wow! This book is a massive overhaul!

Reincarnated as the female leader of a nomadic tribe, Shoukang Xiuqiu commands ten thousand people. They lack clothes and food, and winter is approaching fast. The tribe suggests she lead raids to steal grain from the Central Plains people. She immediately slaps the suggestion away and angrily scolds them, "How can we stoop to being beasts?"

Just when she’s starving, a beautiful young woman from the Central Plains arrives, offering a thousand shi (a measure) of grain as payment, asking her to rescue her brother who is trapped in the Anubi tribe. The tribe scoffs, saying, "Anubi has forty thousand troops. Let alone that we can't defeat them, Anubi and us share a common ancestor. Why would we help you fight our own people?"

Shoukang Xiuqiu sees the beautiful woman—pitiful and lonely, with no one by her side—and thinks, if she’s not rescued, she’ll probably be kidnapped by another tribe and become a breeding slave. How miserable that would be. Plus, they’re running out of food. Without hesitation, she agrees: "Alright, I’ll go to Anubi and get your brother back."

Her tribe warns her, "Leader, we’re the lowest-ranked tribe. By the rules of the steppe, we don’t even have the right to enter Anubi’s territory."

Shoukang Xiuqiu’s face is expressionless as she replies, "Then we’ll just set a fire, force them to come out and talk to me. That way it won’t count as us entering!"

The tribe’s jaws drop in shock: "Uh!!! Leader, are you serious? How can we possibly fight them?"

She boldly declares, "I’m just inviting them to join our big family, to strengthen our forces. If they refuse, then we’ll join them. Either way, we’ll get your brother back."

The tribe mutters: "Such a fierce woman!"

The beautiful woman from the Central Plains looks at this demon named Shoukang Xiuqiu with wide, amazed eyes, filled with great interest.

From then on, the tribe called Aguan, once unknown in the chaotic era of the Hu people, stormed northwards, slaughtering Hu soldiers and tyrants. The world was stunned, and they became famous overnight. Later, they established Western Wei, uniting all ethnic groups in a flourishing era, ending a century of chaos in the Central Plains.

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One day in the camp, Shoukang Xiuqiu was being teased by her subordinates again.

"She’s obviously a Hu woman, but she kills Hu people so enthusiastically, you’d think she was from the Central Plains."

"Exactly, and she even married such a beautiful wife."

"What does that have to do with the leader marrying a wife?"

"It means she’s a henpecked husband. We call her the 'wife controls the hitter,' or simply 'wife rules.'"

Shoukang Xiuqiu was so angry she wanted to beat up those bastards. Suddenly, a soft, fragrant body hugged her from behind, sweetly whining, "Ah Xiu, Ah Xiu, I found something I like."

Her expression softened instantly, full of affection. "What has my lady found this time? Buy, buy, buy! We have money to spare!"

Xiao Hao nuzzled her cheek. "There’s a plain near the sea in the southern country, perfect for growing lychees and longans—you know how much you love them. So I want to buy some."

"Buy it! I’ll send the carts right away."

Xiao Hao suddenly whimpered and complained, "But they say I’m a fox spirit, a calamity to the country, and refuse to sell to me. Not only that, they say they wouldn’t even throw it on the ground to feed the dogs."

"The southern country dares slander my lady like that!" Shoukang Xiuqiu’s killing intent rose. "Bring me the marching maps! From now on, we’ll never be short of lychees again."

"Once we conquer them, we’ll eat for free and to our heart’s content!"

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Because of lychees, the southern king whose country was destroyed muttered:

"Damn! Those treacherous merchants fooled me!"

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Theme: Embrace the light, be strong and unyielding.

Lolita, everywhere in the mountains.

You are the Lolita God, ruling over all beings.

You are the loving Mother Goddess, the goddess of love and kindness.

White-haired Lolita is your incarnation.

Witch Lolita is your will.

Bloodthirsty Lolita is your judgment.

Priest Lolita is your mercy.

Gothic Lolita is your wrath.

Your most devout and humble followers pray to you.

Pray for your coming.

Pray for you to transform this devastated world into a kingdom of Lolita.

Your will will ultimately shine upon all beings.

Transform all life into Lolita!

(I don't know how to write a synopsis, so some references are made. Please don't criticize if you don't like it. Please be kind...)

Good news: Transformed into a Victorian aristocrat, she now owns several manors.

Bad news: In the blink of an eye, the family turns against her, assets are divided, and she is thrown into prison.

Good news: She possesses extraordinary abilities, can control external avatars, with a thousand faces, playing tricks on the world.

Bad news: In a month, her true self will be taken to the execution ground, sentenced to death in front of the crowd.

In utter despair, Charlotte completely casts aside her worries, dancing freely, treating this life as an immersive role-playing experience.

[The detective assistant in Tingen City, solving numerous major cases, exposing class realities, and voicing the cries of the masses, Miss Watson]

[The saint of the Enlightenment Society, revealing the truth of the world, spreading universal knowledge to the people, the wise teacher]

[The king who traverses the five oceans and four seas, rising from blood and fire, crowned by the fierce king, and bestowed the crown by the pope, the storm sovereign]

[Breaking free from constraints, opening her eyes again, overlooking the old gods of the human world...]

Years later, when flipping through the popular newspapers, all that remains is her nomination.

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Also known as: "Everyone Has Their Own Faces, Who Still Walks on Thin Ice?", "No One Understands Lifelong Regrets More Than Me," and "Sorry, I Want to Improve So Much"