"This body is the most noble and precious in the mortal world." "I shall hold the supreme power of the world. This body has promised my subjects a dream, an unchanging 'eternity' for thousands of generations." "I truly can do anything! I just can't cook!" Gazing at the elegant purple figure in the mirror, Lei Dianying, who had traveled through time as the God of Thunder and awakened his past life memories after more than three thousand years, recalled his actions over the years with some embarrassment. His remarks, reminiscent of those in the later stages of his chuunibyou, worried deeply about Inazuma's mess. Then, her cheat bar ended. [Ding! Ruler chat group unlocked!] Lei Dianying: ??? [Ding! Future Prime Minister Fujiwara Chika, Nazarick's empty-nest old bones, and Rock King Morax have joined the chat group!] Lei Dianying: ...I understand the logic. The latter two are also rulers. But, Fujiwara Chika... her? The future Prime Minister? What kind of world line is this?! [Ding! Archbishop Candidate Otto, Archbishop Otto of Heavenly Destiny, and Future Archbishop Theresa of Heavenly Destiny have joined the chat group! You're raising poison here, are you the Three-Life Buddha?!

Miss Ziyi who traveled to the Moon World said that love does not exist at all.

Who said that love is the only way to be intimate with beautiful girls?

As long as I am prettier than them, then they are the ones who want to be intimate with me!

Su Qi thought at first.

It was a joy to be able to play the game he liked. It

was a joy to be bound by the system.

The two joys added together should be even more joy.

But why

did this system turn him into the heroine of its own game!

Damn it, I'm a boy, I don't want to be the heroine of that kind of unspeakable game!

Luo Qingqing: Why do I want to run, but my body can’t control itself!

System: That’s all love!

Luo Qingqing: Believe it or not, I will beat you up, speak human language!

System: Didn't you wish to be popular with girls? Now you have the physique to be popular with girls.

Luo Qingqing: Although I don’t remember having done anything wrong, why should I be suppressed by the popular ones?

System: According to the setting, you are a bottom, and my existence is to turn you, my master, into a perfect weak bottom!

Luo Qingqing: Get lost! I don't accept this setting!

The main text is complete!

Also known as: “This Useless Emperor Won by Lying Flat”

One morning, she woke up to find herself turned into the puppet emperor of a war-for-supremacy story, surrounded by ambitious armies all eager to seize her as a tool to command lords in the name of the Son of Heaven.

She made a decisive choice—to follow the Wei faction. Why not side with the protagonist, you ask? Because the protagonist was a ruthless schemer, the kind of man who’d rather betray the world than be betrayed by it. Following him meant she might not last a few days before being sent to the afterlife with a cup of poisoned wine.

Though the Wei clan never unified the world, they endured the longest. Even the protagonist was forced to drag out a war of attrition against them until they finally collapsed. By her calculation, Wei Ying—the most formidable master of the Wei clan—lived to the age of eighty. Only upon his death could the protagonist finally achieve unification.

If she chose Wei, she could live to eighty as well. Just right. No need to die early.

What better choice could there be? Who would complain about gaining an extra eighty years of life?

So, without hesitation, she followed the Wei clan’s masked woman, the one who wore a fearsome ghost-faced mask.

Unexpectedly, the other factions refused to accept it unless she showed that it was her own voluntary choice. They pressured her to make her stance clear to the Wei woman.

So, Tian Tangjing leaned over and smacked a kiss onto the woman’s cheek, drawing astonished gazes all around.

She kissed without the slightest burden, completely ignoring the way the Wei woman’s cold gaze grew increasingly complicated. From then on, she had secured herself a long-term meal ticket: for eighty years, she could lie flat as a useless emperor, never lacking food or drink, enjoying safety under the close protection of another.

Until her wedding night, when she discovered that the woman she had married was none other than Wei Ying herself.

Wei Ying—the very same iron-blooded general who could kill without batting an eye, who had guarded Shanhaiguan, developed the Far East, and shattered the Donghu tribes.

Tian Tangjing: Is it still too late to pack up and run?

At that moment, Wei Ying pressed close with forceful intent:

“Your Majesty kissed this minister’s daughter. Surely you mean to take lifelong responsibility?”

Tian Tangjing shrank her neck: Weakly asks—if I refuse?

Wei Ying sneered:

“Then your bones will be ground to dust—and scattered together with mine.”

Tian Tangjing: !!!

But who could have expected that their days together would grow more and more flavorful, surprisingly harmonious—if a little too intense.

The very protagonists who were supposed to seize the world ended up turned by her wife into her own right-hand men. They abandoned the struggle for the throne, competing instead to help her govern the realm.

Years later, Tian Tangjing stood atop the Star-Picking Tower, overlooking the vast empire, unable to resist sighing:

“When it comes to the strongest person at living off their partner, none can compare to me.”

“Your Majesty, still want some peaches?” Wei Ying reclined lazily on the beauty’s couch, gazing at her.

Tian Tangjing: “Mash it into peach pulp for me. I only love the soft kind!”

PS:

Ordinary useless emperor × Earth-shaking goddess-general

Theme: Blooming and bearing fruit even in adversity.

[Yuri + 1v1 + Yandere + Cuddly Romance]

I transmigrated into an old-school romance novel as the vicious villainess—and landed in a completely hopeless starting situation.

1. A plot destined to end in death at the hands of the male lead.

2. A "Fated Hero" male lead who can't be killed.

The only way to survive? Stick close to the heroine. Give her meticulous, heartfelt care. Make her fall in love with me. Then—die right in front of her, killed by the male lead...

That way, not only could I earn system points to exchange for a resurrection card, I could also push the heroine (who is also fated by destiny) to kill the male lead herself.

The plan worked perfectly!

Only... after I revived and met the heroine again—something was off.

She’d turned into a yandere!

Help! I actually raised a yandere boss heroine!

When I opened my eyes, I found myself in a navy dormitory!

Sky blue hip-length hair, blue eyelashes, fair skin, and slender legs. This is not Esdeath!

How come my gender changed when I opened my eyes?

"I love Lady Esdeath the most!"

Tashigi held a long sword in her arms and looked at Esdeath with shining eyes!

"Oh? Aren't the Queen and the Empress more suitable?"

Hancock looked at Esdeath as if she were a little girl.

"Queen adult!"

The Battle of Marineford attracted all attention as soon as it appeared!

That woman is the queen of the entire navy!

I traveled through time and space and became Tang Xin, the "evil-doing" elder sister of the Xuanling Sect. I originally wanted to build a good relationship with the beautiful protagonist, Su Ling, the future number one sword god in Jiuzhou, but I was forced by the system to continue to be the "evil person"... Hey, something's wrong. Why does the more I scold her, the more she likes me? Why are there more and more beautiful girls around me? Am I not being the evil person? This is a sweet story, written by a cute newbie. [Four steamed buns for one dollar]

I've been reincarnated as Higanbana, the great monster from the world of Onmyoji. You think I'm a flower that wins easily? Actually, I'm the Super Ghost King Flower, a combination of a tomb guardian and a charming demon! My Super Ghost King activities have always been public, but today I've decided to wreak havoc on others! If you're a man, come and get the six-star flower. Introducing a brand new version of the ship that's never been seen before.

How many times can you have such an alpaca-like surprise in your life? Mo Li, a poor human boy, life finally took action on this day. "To sum up, your mother is my sister, and she is a royal family of dragons." The beautiful white-haired dragon girl had a blank expression. "What? My mother is a mother dragon who likes to let outsiders be dragon riders? This is not funny... Eh!? It hurts!" "If you keep talking nonsense, I will throw you into the pot and fry you into rotten meat." The expression of the beautiful dragon girl darkened. (The main text of the completed works "Blood Princess and Knight", "Miss Douhuang's Personal Opinion")