Due to an accidental death, Mulan transformed into Kiana Kaslana, only to wake up to find herself transported to the Teyvat continent. She now possesses a system called "Valkyrie Paradise," allowing her to accumulate crystals to exchange for chances to draw Valkyrie character cards. Aside from her initial Domain Armor: White Comet character card, she has no other powerful characters. To ensure her survival, she embarks on a daily journey of completing tasks and increasing character affinity to acquire crystals. However, these character affinity tasks seem rather strange. [Limited Task: Show the Lightning General (Shadow) true culinary skills and successfully teach them to cook using the Raiden Mei character card.] Looking at the Lightning General who nearly blew up the kitchen without a trace of remorse, and the Shadow standing to the side, bitterly chopping cabbage, and the gloating Yae no Miko, she falls into deep thought. It's time to show them the true Herrscher of Cooking! For crystals! Charge! Charge! Charge! One pot! Two bowls! One slice! Two halves! One vegetable dish! Two servings of rice!! Pots, pans, and utensils! Surrender to me!!

"Who are you? What's your purpose in approaching us?"... "Why do you seem to know everything? Did you plan all this?"... "It's all you! If it weren't for you, this wouldn't have happened!"... "Impossible, impossible! You just wanted to save us?! You must have some other scheme!"... "Are we really wrong... Captain, I'm sorry..."... "No! I don't want you to die! Please, don't leave us..."... "I'm alive again? No, we're all alive again..."... "Captain, this time, I..."... "You said you knew me?" The captain, sipping his noodles, looked at the group of Valkyries who had suddenly found him, feeling a little confused. Didn't he...didn't she just travel through time? She was still wondering how she was going to gain the Valkyries' trust now that she had suddenly become a girl, but why did they act like they knew her so well?

Save the world? Ha! What I want is friends! I want real friends! Why are you looking at me with such strange eyes! Don't come over here! I clearly treat you as a friend! But you want to push me down! This is a story about becoming Inaba Tsukuyō and being commissioned by Alaya to save the world.

Mu Anqi once encountered a fortune teller who told her that great fortune would come her way at the age of twenty. She didn’t believe a word of it.

Then, at twenty, she won the lottery—three hundred million.

Just as she was thinking, So this is what he meant by “great fortune,” huh?, she got hit by a car on her way to claim the prize.

When she woke up, she found herself in a strange place: the God’s space. She had entered a survival game world.

The rise and fall of life—this must be it.

Just as Mu Anqi was questioning the meaning of her existence, she discovered her activated ability was… surprisingly fun.

While other players were being chased by terrifying ghosts, the ghost in front of Mu Anqi was fuming in frustration—doing sit-ups?

When Mu Anqi was unluckily picked by the boss, she swiftly stuffed a red envelope into the boss’s arms. With a complicated expression, the boss was forced to escort her to the VIP viewing area… and redraw the “lucky” player.

When other players were sharpening their knives, ready to bully this “weak” girl, Mu Anqi threw a storm of red envelopes at their faces with lightning speed—“Heh, Players!”

I’m going to kill you, there are enough red envelopes!

"This body is the most noble and precious in the mortal world." "I shall hold the supreme power of the world. This body has promised my subjects a dream, an unchanging 'eternity' for thousands of generations." "I truly can do anything! I just can't cook!" Gazing at the elegant purple figure in the mirror, Lei Dianying, who had traveled through time as the God of Thunder and awakened his past life memories after more than three thousand years, recalled his actions over the years with some embarrassment. His remarks, reminiscent of those in the later stages of his chuunibyou, worried deeply about Inazuma's mess. Then, her cheat bar ended. [Ding! Ruler chat group unlocked!] Lei Dianying: ??? [Ding! Future Prime Minister Fujiwara Chika, Nazarick's empty-nest old bones, and Rock King Morax have joined the chat group!] Lei Dianying: ...I understand the logic. The latter two are also rulers. But, Fujiwara Chika... her? The future Prime Minister? What kind of world line is this?! [Ding! Archbishop Candidate Otto, Archbishop Otto of Heavenly Destiny, and Future Archbishop Theresa of Heavenly Destiny have joined the chat group! You're raising poison here, are you the Three-Life Buddha?!

Miss Ziyi who traveled to the Moon World said that love does not exist at all.

Who said that love is the only way to be intimate with beautiful girls?

As long as I am prettier than them, then they are the ones who want to be intimate with me!

Su Qi thought at first.

It was a joy to be able to play the game he liked. It

was a joy to be bound by the system.

The two joys added together should be even more joy.

But why

did this system turn him into the heroine of its own game!

Damn it, I'm a boy, I don't want to be the heroine of that kind of unspeakable game!

Luo Qingqing: Why do I want to run, but my body can’t control itself!

System: That’s all love!

Luo Qingqing: Believe it or not, I will beat you up, speak human language!

System: Didn't you wish to be popular with girls? Now you have the physique to be popular with girls.

Luo Qingqing: Although I don’t remember having done anything wrong, why should I be suppressed by the popular ones?

System: According to the setting, you are a bottom, and my existence is to turn you, my master, into a perfect weak bottom!

Luo Qingqing: Get lost! I don't accept this setting!

The main text is complete!

Also known as: “This Useless Emperor Won by Lying Flat”

One morning, she woke up to find herself turned into the puppet emperor of a war-for-supremacy story, surrounded by ambitious armies all eager to seize her as a tool to command lords in the name of the Son of Heaven.

She made a decisive choice—to follow the Wei faction. Why not side with the protagonist, you ask? Because the protagonist was a ruthless schemer, the kind of man who’d rather betray the world than be betrayed by it. Following him meant she might not last a few days before being sent to the afterlife with a cup of poisoned wine.

Though the Wei clan never unified the world, they endured the longest. Even the protagonist was forced to drag out a war of attrition against them until they finally collapsed. By her calculation, Wei Ying—the most formidable master of the Wei clan—lived to the age of eighty. Only upon his death could the protagonist finally achieve unification.

If she chose Wei, she could live to eighty as well. Just right. No need to die early.

What better choice could there be? Who would complain about gaining an extra eighty years of life?

So, without hesitation, she followed the Wei clan’s masked woman, the one who wore a fearsome ghost-faced mask.

Unexpectedly, the other factions refused to accept it unless she showed that it was her own voluntary choice. They pressured her to make her stance clear to the Wei woman.

So, Tian Tangjing leaned over and smacked a kiss onto the woman’s cheek, drawing astonished gazes all around.

She kissed without the slightest burden, completely ignoring the way the Wei woman’s cold gaze grew increasingly complicated. From then on, she had secured herself a long-term meal ticket: for eighty years, she could lie flat as a useless emperor, never lacking food or drink, enjoying safety under the close protection of another.

Until her wedding night, when she discovered that the woman she had married was none other than Wei Ying herself.

Wei Ying—the very same iron-blooded general who could kill without batting an eye, who had guarded Shanhaiguan, developed the Far East, and shattered the Donghu tribes.

Tian Tangjing: Is it still too late to pack up and run?

At that moment, Wei Ying pressed close with forceful intent:

“Your Majesty kissed this minister’s daughter. Surely you mean to take lifelong responsibility?”

Tian Tangjing shrank her neck: Weakly asks—if I refuse?

Wei Ying sneered:

“Then your bones will be ground to dust—and scattered together with mine.”

Tian Tangjing: !!!

But who could have expected that their days together would grow more and more flavorful, surprisingly harmonious—if a little too intense.

The very protagonists who were supposed to seize the world ended up turned by her wife into her own right-hand men. They abandoned the struggle for the throne, competing instead to help her govern the realm.

Years later, Tian Tangjing stood atop the Star-Picking Tower, overlooking the vast empire, unable to resist sighing:

“When it comes to the strongest person at living off their partner, none can compare to me.”

“Your Majesty, still want some peaches?” Wei Ying reclined lazily on the beauty’s couch, gazing at her.

Tian Tangjing: “Mash it into peach pulp for me. I only love the soft kind!”

PS:

Ordinary useless emperor × Earth-shaking goddess-general

Theme: Blooming and bearing fruit even in adversity.

[Yuri + 1v1 + Yandere + Cuddly Romance]

I transmigrated into an old-school romance novel as the vicious villainess—and landed in a completely hopeless starting situation.

1. A plot destined to end in death at the hands of the male lead.

2. A "Fated Hero" male lead who can't be killed.

The only way to survive? Stick close to the heroine. Give her meticulous, heartfelt care. Make her fall in love with me. Then—die right in front of her, killed by the male lead...

That way, not only could I earn system points to exchange for a resurrection card, I could also push the heroine (who is also fated by destiny) to kill the male lead herself.

The plan worked perfectly!

Only... after I revived and met the heroine again—something was off.

She’d turned into a yandere!

Help! I actually raised a yandere boss heroine!