[Transformation + Strange Talk of Rules + Original God + Weird + Relaxed + Cool Article + National Destiny + Fun People]

Bai Tang woke up after traveling through time and found that he had turned into the water goddess Funina.

At this time, the rule of strange talk swept the world, and countless people were trapped in the strange talk.

Bai Tang originally thought that he would not survive more than two episodes, but unexpectedly he was bound to the Happy Fun System!

As long as you have fun, you can get rewards, and you can even unexpectedly contract a weird creature at the beginning!

Afterwards, he was "lucky" enough to be selected to represent China in the Rules of Weird Talk!

From then on, the style of the entire Blue Planet and the world of Kwaidan changed...

The ghosts: "Oh my god! That funny guy is here! You stupid ghosts, run!!"

Chinese people: "Ahhh, it's Lady Funina! I'm so excited! I swear to fight to the death to defeat Lady Funina!!"

The nations: "We have to find a way to recruit Ms. Funina! Otherwise, no one will be able to have a good life. Wuwuwu..."

"Name?"

"Qin Yu."

"Place of birth?"

"Liyue."

"Do you know what crime you have committed?"

"I don't know."

"You have stolen the hearts of many girls."

"I haven't."

"You have also secretly made lifelong promises to many women."

"Yes, but that is as friends for life."

"Then why do so many people accuse you of not doing that?"

"I can't."

Qin Yu was also very puzzled. She clearly wanted to be close to them as besties, but inexplicably, they became more and more strange.

"Sir, I am innocent."

"No, you are not."

The lights on the other side were turned on, revealing their true faces.

Keqing said with a fake smile: "I saw it all. Tell me how many other women confessed to you!"

"Ah...fuck."

This book is also known as:

"It's easy to capture the Inazuma girl, because I'm from Liyue!"

"It's easy to capture the Mondstadt girl, because I'm from Liyue!"

"It's easy to capture the Liyue girl, because I'm not human!"

"This body is the most noble and precious in the mortal world." "I shall hold the supreme power of the world. This body has promised my subjects a dream, an unchanging 'eternity' for thousands of generations." "I truly can do anything! I just can't cook!" Gazing at the elegant purple figure in the mirror, Lei Dianying, who had traveled through time as the God of Thunder and awakened his past life memories after more than three thousand years, recalled his actions over the years with some embarrassment. His remarks, reminiscent of those in the later stages of his chuunibyou, worried deeply about Inazuma's mess. Then, her cheat bar ended. [Ding! Ruler chat group unlocked!] Lei Dianying: ??? [Ding! Future Prime Minister Fujiwara Chika, Nazarick's empty-nest old bones, and Rock King Morax have joined the chat group!] Lei Dianying: ...I understand the logic. The latter two are also rulers. But, Fujiwara Chika... her? The future Prime Minister? What kind of world line is this?! [Ding! Archbishop Candidate Otto, Archbishop Otto of Heavenly Destiny, and Future Archbishop Theresa of Heavenly Destiny have joined the chat group! You're raising poison here, are you the Three-Life Buddha?!

My name is Kiana. I'm Bai'er's half-sister... "Is this right?" Kiana looked at herself, her eyes wide. It seemed like there was no Kiana in the original Omphalos? So where did I come from? Kiana thought for a moment. Well, anyway, it's time to draw the sword. "I'm Kiana. Kaslana means nothing to me." "I am, the Inscription of Savior!"

"Harem + long story + passionate and exciting story + decisive killing! " "Perfectly concluded~"

Open with a forceful kiss to Kafka, and stick to Sanyueqi. From now on, you will reach the pinnacle of life!

If you swallow enough, I will stick to you even if it is a Star God!

Han Xing: "System, can I eat this Doomsday Beast?"

System: "Of course, my dear host. And you are already eating it, can you please stop asking?"

Han Xing: "System, can I eat this giant robot called the Creation Engine?"

System: "Of course, my host. As long as it doesn't bother you."

Han Xing: "... Sanyue, why are you so far away from me?"

"Ask me if I'm human? How can I not be human!?"

- "*Xianzhou curse* Oh my god! What's with these tentacles?!"

So, what the hell am I now?

And that Star God... will it taste different?

Anjie traveled through time and became the expired prince of the Pokémon world.

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Note: ①The world view of this book is still based on animation.

②There is still no female protagonist in this book.

"Stop, stop, stop, Kiana, stop eating! My stomach is about to explode!"

The protagonist, as another consciousness in Kiana's body, looked at the Paramecium in front of him and quickly stopped it.

What is this you are eating?

Ugh~

I said

Ugh~

Don't eat the black food Siegfried makes for you.

I want blueberry cake! I heard there is no paramecium!

I never imagined I'd travel through time one day, never imagined I'd become a character in an anime, and even more never imagined I'd end up on this land filled with suffering. "Magi-ya-baku-nai!" Kanna stretched out her short arms, snatched up a passing Originium bug, and then swallowed it whole in one gulp before patting her soiled clothes...

"Synopsis: Change Hundred! This book is also known as: The Leisurely Life of a Max-Level Maid, I Drive a Gundam in Genshin Impact, and I Put All My Points in Defense Because I'm Too Afraid of Pain." "Jean, we in Liyue want your maid. Name your price," Ningguang said in a firm tone, staring into her eyes. "Sorry, not for sale." Captain Jean took out her Wind Eagle Sword and gently polished it. Behind Ningguang, Keqing frowned and decisively took out her Sky Blade. Lisa, not to be outdone, opened the Four Winds Codex. Thus, the first "war" between Liyue and Mondstadt erupted, known in history as the "Noel Rose War."

"This princess has a bold idea!"

"Please go ahead."

"Elves are natural beings born from the ancient elven tree, and the monsters in the MC dungeon are also natural beings."

"If we build a large number of monster-spawning towers around the ancient elven tree based on the principle of monster-spawning towers, can we promote exponential growth in the elven population?"

“…”

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Su Lin, who traveled to the continent of Eslam, vowed to build his MC world into the world's number one dungeon and create the strongest Steve in history.

First things first…

Just get these damn, abstract natives to stop messing around in his MC dungeon!

"Some soul sand, some wither skulls, and a command block to summon the Wither... Oh no! It's a Witherstorm!"

"Damn it! Not in my MC...