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If there were no villains in the world, justice would be meaningless.
Is it a sin to just want a bite of an apple?
I can't protect anything, nothing.
Trust and courage do not bring hope, only endless deception and anger
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The flowers in Li Garden bloom in the sunlight.
Like star-like eyes shining on the fairyland.
The morning light shines through, revealing talent.
With lofty aspirations, we look towards the future.
The melodious rhythm of poetry makes me intoxicated.
The elegant charm lingers in the painting.
Good fortune accompanies us and the years are good.
The music is melodious and the years are cut apart.
[True horror game + absolutely unbelievable weird heroine + lighthearted and funny]
The horror game is coming, and people not only have to face the horror and weirdness and various rules, but also have to face serious spiritual pollution. Just when people can hardly bear it, a magical paper shop appears.
All products of the paper-making shop are of high quality.
The amulet can instantly clear all spiritual pollution.
The ghost-exorcising talisman can kill the weirdness instantly.
Even the paper money in the store can drive away evil.
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"The paper-making shop has new products, hurry up and grab them!"
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Ma Xiaobian traveled through time and space to a parallel time and space, from a poor orphan, to a poor orphan who inherited a paper-making shop. As a psychology fraud suspect in preparation, she soon discovered that people in this world were quite superstitious. They kept shouting about ghosts, weird things, horror games, etc., and began to spend money desperately.
Superstition is good, and it’s easiest to make money from superstition!
She immediately started making talisman paper by hand, advertising it fraudulently, selling it at high prices, and she kept everyone she cheated saying nothing.
"Thank you so much, young boss!"
See, they even got to thank her.
Reincarnated as the female leader of a nomadic tribe, Shoukang Xiuqiu commands ten thousand people. They lack clothes and food, and winter is approaching fast. The tribe suggests she lead raids to steal grain from the Central Plains people. She immediately slaps the suggestion away and angrily scolds them, "How can we stoop to being beasts?"
Just when she’s starving, a beautiful young woman from the Central Plains arrives, offering a thousand shi (a measure) of grain as payment, asking her to rescue her brother who is trapped in the Anubi tribe. The tribe scoffs, saying, "Anubi has forty thousand troops. Let alone that we can't defeat them, Anubi and us share a common ancestor. Why would we help you fight our own people?"
Shoukang Xiuqiu sees the beautiful woman—pitiful and lonely, with no one by her side—and thinks, if she’s not rescued, she’ll probably be kidnapped by another tribe and become a breeding slave. How miserable that would be. Plus, they’re running out of food. Without hesitation, she agrees: "Alright, I’ll go to Anubi and get your brother back."
Her tribe warns her, "Leader, we’re the lowest-ranked tribe. By the rules of the steppe, we don’t even have the right to enter Anubi’s territory."
Shoukang Xiuqiu’s face is expressionless as she replies, "Then we’ll just set a fire, force them to come out and talk to me. That way it won’t count as us entering!"
The tribe’s jaws drop in shock: "Uh!!! Leader, are you serious? How can we possibly fight them?"
She boldly declares, "I’m just inviting them to join our big family, to strengthen our forces. If they refuse, then we’ll join them. Either way, we’ll get your brother back."
The tribe mutters: "Such a fierce woman!"
The beautiful woman from the Central Plains looks at this demon named Shoukang Xiuqiu with wide, amazed eyes, filled with great interest.
From then on, the tribe called Aguan, once unknown in the chaotic era of the Hu people, stormed northwards, slaughtering Hu soldiers and tyrants. The world was stunned, and they became famous overnight. Later, they established Western Wei, uniting all ethnic groups in a flourishing era, ending a century of chaos in the Central Plains.
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One day in the camp, Shoukang Xiuqiu was being teased by her subordinates again.
"She’s obviously a Hu woman, but she kills Hu people so enthusiastically, you’d think she was from the Central Plains."
"Exactly, and she even married such a beautiful wife."
"What does that have to do with the leader marrying a wife?"
"It means she’s a henpecked husband. We call her the 'wife controls the hitter,' or simply 'wife rules.'"
Shoukang Xiuqiu was so angry she wanted to beat up those bastards. Suddenly, a soft, fragrant body hugged her from behind, sweetly whining, "Ah Xiu, Ah Xiu, I found something I like."
Her expression softened instantly, full of affection. "What has my lady found this time? Buy, buy, buy! We have money to spare!"
Xiao Hao nuzzled her cheek. "There’s a plain near the sea in the southern country, perfect for growing lychees and longans—you know how much you love them. So I want to buy some."
"Buy it! I’ll send the carts right away."
Xiao Hao suddenly whimpered and complained, "But they say I’m a fox spirit, a calamity to the country, and refuse to sell to me. Not only that, they say they wouldn’t even throw it on the ground to feed the dogs."
"The southern country dares slander my lady like that!" Shoukang Xiuqiu’s killing intent rose. "Bring me the marching maps! From now on, we’ll never be short of lychees again."
"Once we conquer them, we’ll eat for free and to our heart’s content!"
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Because of lychees, the southern king whose country was destroyed muttered:
"Damn! Those treacherous merchants fooled me!"
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Theme: Embrace the light, be strong and unyielding.
Lu Zhiwei, a marginalized nobody.
Unloved by her parents, with no friends or close family, she’s drifted through life all alone.
Her presence is so faint that even if someone bumped into her, they probably wouldn’t even realize they’d hit a person.
Her life has been nothing short of tragic and absurd.
Until one day, a “Male Lead Halo” came crashing down on her head—
And her life took a complete turn.
Along with it came a thing called the System.
The System demanded she take up the post of protagonist immediately, do what the male lead was supposed to do, and fix the world’s storyline.
Lu Zhiwei: ?
Lu Zhiwei: This is ridiculous, I’m a girl!
System (not listening): Doesn’t matter. If you don’t complete the mission, I’ll zap you.
Lu Zhiwei, terrified of pain: Got it, bro. No problem, bro.
But the more missions she completed, the more they realized something was off.
The female lead—
was absolutely, completely, not following the script!
System: ?
Lu Zhiwei, with a great attitude, even tried to comfort the system: Just let it go. If I can be the male lead, why can’t the female lead be a little rebellious?
System: I CAN’T let it go!!
This female lead with maxed-out evasion stats is way too ridiculous!!
In the end, the rebellious and absurd female lead finally followed the script—
She fell in love with the “male lead.”
Since some people strongly brought it up, here's a warning: ABO and blood type elements are present, and the original settings remain unchanged.
Jiang Yi lived peacefully until she turned sixteen—when she suddenly realized she had transmigrated into a book. Worse, it was that kind of indescribable novel.
The female lead (shou) of the book just so happens to be Jiang Si Xian, the daughter of her cheap mom’s current girlfriend. And Jiang Yi? She’s the ill-fated "white moonlight" of Jiang Si Xian. If Jiang Si Xian ever falls for her, according to the plot, she’s 100% guaranteed to kick the bucket early.
To survive, Jiang Yi made a resolution:
I! Will study hard, improve every day, avoid puppy love, and aim for greatness!!
There’s no way I’ll throw away my life just for romance!!
From that day forward, “Cherish life, stay far away from Jiang Si Xian” became Jiang Yi’s personal motto.
But we all know—the essence of humanity is eating one’s words. So later on…
Jiang Yi:
I was so foolish, truly. If I’d known this day would come, I never would have wasted so much time hiding my feelings. I should have told you “I love you” every single day, stayed by your side through every painful heat, and never left you.
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Summary:
A wild, streetwise little tyrant × A refined, elegant heiress.
Jiang Yi is pretty feral—the kind who’d beat someone up without hesitation.
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Tags:
Age gap · Devoted love · Childhood friends · Sweet · Lighthearted · White moonlight
Main POV:
Jiang Yi
Pairing:
Jiang Yi × Jiang Si Xian
Other: Yuri · ABO · Younger top (gong)
One-line summary:
You were the dream I could never let go of in my youth.
Theme:
There is no formula or set outcome in life. Only by resisting fate can one live a life that’s truly their own.
Because of the gambling system, Sodium Chloride must play the villain in every world, drawing the hatred of the Children of Planes. He must also survive to earn points. The greater the hatred, the more points he earns. To achieve this, he must resort to any means necessary: deception, ambush, and sneak attacks, fellow protagonists. Upon seeing Frost Star, wearing the protagonist symbol, he quickly stood up with a snap. He immediately exchanged for the strongest body, the Herrscher of the Void, and faced his new target with beeeeeeer. However, the protagonist symbol on the "protagonist" he encountered this time didn't light up... But that's okay. Who am I, Sodium Chloride? Many people may not understand what it means to win 8.78 million points by using a blank character with 200,000 points to become an Apostle of God. We generally describe this as artificial. Gambler, "One Ku, Frost Star! Ma You Lai, Yabule Road!!" [Shocked] As your sister, Frost Star, please don't blame me for being mean. P.S.: If you want to raise a loli Yelena, I've already put it in the book~ [Laughs]
Copywriting: The frail Wen Jiexi has always wanted to have a healthy body. One day, she is chosen by the system!
I've discussed this with my editor and will be going V-ing on January 22nd. Ten thousand words will be updated then. Thank you all for your support! Ling Chenyan has been reborn as a sword, wielded by Guan Luowei, the villain in the novel "Escape Through Wings." She lacks a cute appearance and powerful cheats, and constantly fears for her life. To survive, she's determined to protect herself. So, when Guan Luowei wants to use her to kill an enemy, she avoids the enemy's weapon. When Guan Luowei wants to use her to spy on the enemy, she clings to Guan Luowei's thigh, refusing to go no matter what. Gradually, Guan Luowei senses something's amiss and takes her to a swordsman for investigation. The swordsman's eyes light up: "Great news! The sword spirit has awakened!" But when Guan Luowei points out the problem, the swordsman deliberates for a long time, finally cautiously saying, "Perhaps it's a bit delicate?" Guan Luowei: ... The biggest change in Guan Luowei's rebirth is this weapon, which has been with her all her life. Throwing it away is impossible, so she'll have to observe it closely. However, during her observation, she discovered that the sword, apart from being a little delicate, was very protective of her. When she was scolded in person, the person who scolded him suddenly had his pants torn for no reason, and lost face in front of everyone. When she was secretly framed, the ancestral grave of the person who framed her was dug up the next day, and not just one, which made the person burst into tears and vowed to find the gravedigger. When she was being hunted, the sword suddenly became extremely brave, and for her, the sword broke, and it almost lost its soul. Guan Luowei always knew that there lived a girl there, with a beautiful voice, but she never showed up. Until one day, when she was taking a bath, she opened her eyes and suddenly met a pair of pure and clear eyes. A shrewd bottom who only wants to survive vs. a powerful top who only wants to destroy the world. Cultivation setup: Qi training - foundation building - golden elixir - nascent soul - spirit separation - fusion - cave emptiness - Mahayana. Next book: "The Prince Consort is also pretending to be affectionate today." Ji Rongjin wakes up and finds herself the prince consort of the eldest princess's mansion, disguised as a man, the kind that could easily turn around if she's not careful. To survive, Ji Rongjin bribes the princess's maids and insinuates about her and her relationship. Upon learning of their deep affection, she prepares snacks for the princess daily, trying to cheer her up. Whenever the princess wants to see her, she calls her "Madam," acting incredibly well-behaved and full of affection. When the princess doesn't see her, she constantly mentions her, acting like she misses her deeply. Even at the New Year's Eve banquet, to maintain her and the princess's affectionate persona, Ji Rongjin, in full view of everyone, picks up a piece of fish and feeds it to the princess. The eldest princess gazed at Ji Rongjin with a deep, piercing gaze, then, as the ministers watched in astonishment, she devoured the piece of fish. The Shang Dynasty had few descendants. When the previous emperor passed away, only Shen Zhuwan and her five-year-old son, Shen Chi, remained. At the time, the Shang Dynasty faced fierce enemies from outside and chaotic government from within. Shen Zhuwan, burdened with the daily grin of teaching her younger brother while also attending court and reviewing memorials, was exhausted. Her marriage to Ji Rongjin was a contractual one, and to avoid gossip, she projected a facade of unwavering affection. But one day, the once respectful and deferential Prince Consort suddenly changed. She would prepare delicious snacks daily, find ways to cheer her up, speak incomprehensible language, and smile like a vibrant young man. Later, Shen Zhuwan changed her mind. She refused to abide by the contract; she wanted to bind him to her for life, even though she knew he wasn't the same person. . Ji Rongjin thought her performance was flawless until the day when she was called to the bedchamber by the eldest princess. She stood in front of the eldest princess, trembling and covering her clothes, thinking that if she took them off, her head would be in danger. The eldest princess, with a cold and noble look, looked at her with a half-smile: "Ajin, you and I are both women, what's there to be afraid of?" Ji Rongjin: "???" Later, Ji Rongjin learned that she and the eldest princess had a contract marriage, their affection was fake, and their mutual respect was real. The eldest princess had known for a long time that she was a woman, and she didn't like to eat fish. What she thought was flawless was actually full of loopholes. The silly and lively little sun vs the cold and dark eldest princess Concept: Courage to break the conventions
Ding——Congratulations, Host, on becoming this dynasty’s treacherous minister. Please fully embody your true nature, drag the flourishing Da Zhou Empire into the abyss to fulfill your historical mission, and you may then be freed from the karmic debts of three lifetimes and ascend to the peak of life.
Xiao Yunfei pinned the Emperor’s brother-in-law to the ground and rubbed him in the dirt, then even pulled down the crown prince’s pants.
Luck happened to be on her side: the emperor was scheming against the prime minister, and she reaped the benefits.
The crown prince went to complain to the emperor.
The next day, Xiao Yunfei became the crown prince’s tutor.
On the third day, the crown prince’s eyes were bloodshot as he did homework until he shut down mentally.
The entire court was thrown into chaos. Power structures were rearranged. The "Xiao faction" rose rapidly in influence.
Even minor officials began calling Xiao Yunfei “Godfather” to her face.
Whatever she wanted to do, the Princess Royal was fully supportive.
Xiao Yunfei always felt the Princess Royal was up to something.
Sure enough, soon she… set her sights on the imperial harem.
> “I heard the Noble Consort has been feeling lonely lately.”
Members of the Xiao faction broke into a cold sweat: “My Lord, please—【Heavens, she even dares to covet the emperor’s women?!】”
> “Actually, this Chancellor believes the Princess Royal is of age. Isn’t it time to select a prince consort?
Gentlemen, are there any promising young talents you’d like to recommend?”
> Xiao faction: “The Chancellor speaks absolute truth. 【Not only is she unafraid of extermination of her entire clan, she’s even enjoying herself?!】”
Just then, the low and commanding voice of the Princess Royal came from outside:
> “Chancellor, is there anyone you favor as a candidate?”
Xiao Yunfei, slightly startled, respectfully replied:
> “This humble minister does indeed have a candidate in mind. May I ask when Her Highness will choose her prince consort?”
Li Tang raised her finger and pointed at her:
> “Then, Chancellor, when will you welcome me into your residence?”
Xiao Yunfei: “??????”
I’m trying to become the master of your household—why are you trying to marry into mine?
You really are a woman in mourning, huh!
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Tags: Light-hearted
Main Character POV
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One-sentence summary:
Took home a Princess Royal by accident.