【Everyone reads my mind + sand sculpture + eating melon + playing badly】

It's not that there's no CP! But there's really not much description of the relationship, and the male lead is not human! If you can accept it, you can join!

It’s not easy to become a daughter of an ancient official family. Of course I have to cherish such a good life!

After traveling through time, Lin Mo lived a lazy life for more than ten years. She had planned to continue living like this, but her father was afraid that she would starve to death, so he got her an official position.

"Ahhh! I don't want to go to work! Why should I go to work!"

Lin Mo rolled on the ground crying and shouting.

But after going to work, life doesn't seem so difficult, and she has also bound a melon-eating system, so all the civil and military officials in the court are melons!

From then on, Lin Mo and the system went to court every day to eat melons, but there was a loophole in the system, and everyone could hear their voices!

Then all the civil and military officials in the court heard a lot of confusing things, which were quite outrageous.

[Shocking! The emperor's underwear was patched three times because he was poor!]

emperor:……

That night, the three princes gave their old father a large pile of underwear.

[Big news! The Protector General and the King of Qi have an illicit relationship!]

National Defense General: ...

[Oh my god! The Grand Tutor wet the bed last night! He even hid the quilt!]

Grand Master: ...

The emperor sent the imperial physician back with the grand tutor that day. Bedwetting is a disease and needs to be treated!

Because of Lin Mo and the system, every morning court has become a gathering for gossip.

Lin Mo and the system took all the civil and military officials to stroll in the melon fields. Their life was so pleasant!

[National Fortune Trading Market + Collecting Animal Offal + Selling Braised Food in Ancient Times] Note: This is a fictional world where cattle can be bought and sold freely, just like pork and mutton, and can be slaughtered. Hao Yun transmigrated into the body of a widow, already a grandmother, and her cheat code was the National Fortune Trading Market bound to her backyard. Looking at the unwanted cow and pig offal in the National Fortune Trading Market, Hao Yun was certain it was unwanted garbage and went crazy with joy. In her previous life, she had studied cooking. So what if she was in ancient times? So what if she was a widow? She still led the original owner's family to open Hao Yun Restaurant at the crossroads, becoming famous throughout the surrounding villages thanks to the collected offal, because the food was so cheap. It also provided a place for scholars going to the imperial examinations and passersby to eat their fill and enjoy meat to their heart's content.

The protagonist is not just a tool. In addition to short videos and historical video reviews, he also focuses on showing modern life to the ancients!

Lin Qi doesn’t know about his life, and the videos he watches will be broadcast to audiences of all generations.

So Lin Qi's life became a source of entertainment for countless ancestors after dinner under the sky.

Watching the AI ​​short video [“Oh, I, Ying Zheng, won the MVP”] made Ying Zheng split open.

The sight of [Shao Song's Dragon Banner Pressing Forward] brought tears to Zhao Kuangyin's eyes.

The [Top Ten Emperors Ranking] caused indignation among countless emperors.

Playing [The Unfortunate Song of the Ming Dynasty] made the emperors of the Ming Dynasty vomit blood.

Brush【Late Night Net Depression Cloud】EMO predecessors

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Lin Qi traveled around the beautiful mountains and rivers of the motherland, and took his ancestors to see the splendor of China!

Ying Zheng: "No, why am I always the one being teased?"

Liu Che: "Why are they called dragon and phoenix emperors, while I am the pig emperor?"

Li Shimin: "Can you please stop mentioning that awful Xuanwu Gate inheritance law?"

Li Chengqian: "Your Majesty, please call me Crown Prince!"

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Fourth Brother, come here!"

Lu Feng was in a car accident. He didn't expect that he was bound to a system, and he didn't expect that the video he was watching would be broadcast live to ancient times...

Food Videos

Lu Feng: It looks so hungry, I really want to eat it.

Qin Shi Huang: Is this how immortals eat?

Video introducing Confucius.

Lu Feng: As expected of Confucius, I'm afraid those muscles can form the word "virtue", right?

Terracotta Warriors Video

Lu Feng: There are so many people.

Qin Shi Huang: It doesn’t matter if I don’t have this immortal.

Repair Kick Video

Lu Feng: Ah, this hoof trimming video is quite relaxing.

Ancient people from various dynasties: Do we need to repair the horse's hooves as well?

Wei Qing and Huo Qubing: Why does this horse need nails?

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When the ancients discovered they could buy things on the canopy, they went crazy.

Corn, sweet potatoes, potatoes, and various high-yield seeds are available for purchase.

Mirrors, glass, various modern crafts, buy.

Clearance sale of old books, buy

Host: Count down one, two, three, link up. Oh, sold out?