【Everyone reads my mind + sand sculpture + eating melon + playing badly】

It's not that there's no CP! But there's really not much description of the relationship, and the male lead is not human! If you can accept it, you can join!

It’s not easy to become a daughter of an ancient official family. Of course I have to cherish such a good life!

After traveling through time, Lin Mo lived a lazy life for more than ten years. She had planned to continue living like this, but her father was afraid that she would starve to death, so he got her an official position.

"Ahhh! I don't want to go to work! Why should I go to work!"

Lin Mo rolled on the ground crying and shouting.

But after going to work, life doesn't seem so difficult, and she has also bound a melon-eating system, so all the civil and military officials in the court are melons!

From then on, Lin Mo and the system went to court every day to eat melons, but there was a loophole in the system, and everyone could hear their voices!

Then all the civil and military officials in the court heard a lot of confusing things, which were quite outrageous.

[Shocking! The emperor's underwear was patched three times because he was poor!]

emperor:……

That night, the three princes gave their old father a large pile of underwear.

[Big news! The Protector General and the King of Qi have an illicit relationship!]

National Defense General: ...

[Oh my god! The Grand Tutor wet the bed last night! He even hid the quilt!]

Grand Master: ...

The emperor sent the imperial physician back with the grand tutor that day. Bedwetting is a disease and needs to be treated!

Because of Lin Mo and the system, every morning court has become a gathering for gossip.

Lin Mo and the system took all the civil and military officials to stroll in the melon fields. Their life was so pleasant!

[Dual male leads + Infinite flow + Supernatural + Silly + Happy Ending]

Qiao Yu had a boyfriend before her death, and their relationship was so intense that it was known to everyone, the kind of love that would last until the mountains crumbled and the heavens and earth joined together.

They survived the seven-year itch, and just as they were about to meet each other's parents and get married, her boyfriend, who seemed so grown up, suddenly disappeared!

It literally means gone, like someone who's disappeared without a trace.

Despite the ridicule from the outside world, Qiao Yu continued to eat, drink, and sleep as usual, and then a year later he was hit by a car and died.

Qiao Yu finally believed it: showing off your love will lead to a quick death.

He didn't know how much time had passed when he woke up and suddenly became 'Qiao Yu'.

The restart method might have been a bit off; he was inexplicably pulled into a live escape broadcast, the kind where people could actually die.

Then... his boyfriend, who had become a missing person, was standing right in front of him, shamelessly trying to hold his hand.

Qiao Yu: The sound of bagpipes drifts from afar~

**

During the live stream, the boss went berserk. Qiao Yu gouged out his own eyeballs, covered in blood, which scared the boss so much that it fled in panic.

Suddenly, a hand pulled Qiao Yu, who was standing with her hands on her hips and laughing arrogantly, away: "Stop messing around, my heart can't take it."

Qiao Yu immediately put her eyes back in: "Then let me rub them for you?"

"Come on, whoever doesn't rub me is a coward!"

Qiao Yu: "Grandpa."

"......Shut up!"

Pipi, who values ​​money over life, believes everyone in the world except him and Qiao Yu is trash.

When ordinary people who love Pokémon travel to the continent of Teyvat

"System, is it necessary to activate it in this way?" "It must be so, host."

Zhao Qian looked at the Hilichurls under the tree and sighed, "If there were even one Hilichurl archer, I'd be stuck here!"

"—Klee: Big brother, big sister, elves are so cute! What, you don't believe me? How could Klee possibly lie?"

—Chairman Qin: I swear by my sword that I will deliver victory to you, my little fire dragon.

— Lu Guoba: Before dawn arrives, someone must light up the darkness. Baby Dragon, let's go.

—Amber: Can you keep up with me and Ponyta?!

—Lisa: There's no end to the tasks, so I might as well chat with my sister for a while, right, EDM baby…

— Fischl: I hear the whispers of fate, softly calling my name. Day and night, time and space are but illusions, yet the bonds of fate once again bring you and me into this eternal night. In the name of consecration, I summon you, you dragon cub! (PS: Oz translation: Black-eyed Crocodile)

(This is a Genshin Impact video, introducing Pokémon. Non-Genshin Impact players will not be affected by the viewing experience.)

(Keywords: elf, relaxed, everyday life)

Next to the witch cultists, Natsuki Subaru defeated the invading witch cult with an invincible roll and 'Hunting Giants'. In front of the Warcraft battle line, Fujimaru Ritsuka raised his staff high, and the meteorites that fell from the sky defeated the invading Warcraft. Amid the black bullets, Tina, holding Ada Wong's heart-warming bazooka, shot the gastrula one by one. In the Internet cafe, some people fought for the oil fields. On campus, some fought for the Alliance, some for the Horde, and some for Demacia. On the battlefield of Terra, 'Heaven's Movement' changed the situation. In the abyss of Teyvat, 'Song of the Tide' shattered the shield of the Apostle of the Abyss. Although I left the game, I will never regret saving that girl. But before that... "Network administrator, add another hour." "I've told you so many times, I'm the owner of this Internet cafe, not the network administrator." PS: The author has a complex background and plays all kinds of games. Feel free to use game and anime memes in this book, but don't provoke a fight~

Bai Mu obtains an editing system, editing characters from all over the universe and identifying their contrasting attribute labels. Escanor: "No, no, no, there must be a mistake. How could mine be arrogant? I'm born a human, I'm sorry." Lao Gu: "My attribute is a pervert? I'm Ainz Ooal Gown!!!" Uchiha Madara: "Lord! Explain it to me! Why is my attribute childish!" Saitama: "Sudden change in style? Is that even a label?" Kaido: "Linling! Why is your label 'Shame of the Four Emperors'? Why is mine 'Good Teacher'?" Haibara Ai, a cold girl with a dark heart, eventually becomes a dark magical girl! Aizen, gentle and elegant, I stand in the sky! The King of Heroes, a happy laugh when nothing happens, a "merely fatal wound" when something goes wrong. Tanya, a cute little blonde girl, "Kami-sama? Ah~ a bunch of damned pigs!!!" Gintoki: "Did you stuff all your hopes and dreams into your anus, you bastard!"... After seeing the attributes one by one, everyone suddenly woke up. You were absolutely right!

As a senior office worker, Jiang Cheng suddenly had a strange short video app installed on his phone.

As long as he watched short videos, he could get cash rebates and other rewards.

But what Jiang Cheng didn't know was that the American comic short videos he watched could also be seen by people in the American comic world!

So, everyone in the American comic world was shocked.

Iron Man: "Are you kidding? I'm not as smart as a raccoon?"

Batman: "My superpower is that I have money. Who wouldn't accept it?"

Thor: "Fake, that 500-pound fat guy can't be me!"

Superman: "What the hell? Batman actually made me bleed?"

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Lu Feng was in a car accident. He didn't expect that he was bound to a system, and he didn't expect that the video he was watching would be broadcast live to ancient times...

Food Videos

Lu Feng: It looks so hungry, I really want to eat it.

Qin Shi Huang: Is this how immortals eat?

Video introducing Confucius.

Lu Feng: As expected of Confucius, I'm afraid those muscles can form the word "virtue", right?

Terracotta Warriors Video

Lu Feng: There are so many people.

Qin Shi Huang: It doesn’t matter if I don’t have this immortal.

Repair Kick Video

Lu Feng: Ah, this hoof trimming video is quite relaxing.

Ancient people from various dynasties: Do we need to repair the horse's hooves as well?

Wei Qing and Huo Qubing: Why does this horse need nails?

…

When the ancients discovered they could buy things on the canopy, they went crazy.

Corn, sweet potatoes, potatoes, and various high-yield seeds are available for purchase.

Mirrors, glass, various modern crafts, buy.

Clearance sale of old books, buy

Host: Count down one, two, three, link up. Oh, sold out?

Introduction:

【Short Video】+【Star Iron】+【Original God】+【No Female Lead】

Lu Haiyi accidentally obtained a magical software that allows him to make money just by watching short videos.

Why don't you try to watch more videos?

What he didn't know was that every video he watched was being broadcast to both the Genshin Impact and Collapse Universes at the same time.

Play "The Tragic Past of Gold Dust"

Gold Sand: "How come I became the head of the marketing department just by watching a video?"

Play "Rakshasa Legendary Life!"

Uncle Yang: "Damn it! Honkai is still chasing me! Hurry back to the Immortal Boat! I'm going to kill Rakshasa!"

Brush "Mond's Honorary Knight, once again being used as a background board"

Noelle: "Is this still the Honor Knight I knew back then?"

Brush "Funina's Pure Land"

Finina: "Nothing else matters, can you remove the sword from your head?"

Short videos are presented to everyone.

All kinds of knives, all kinds of secondary creations, and all kinds of black histories.

All the Bengtie characters are numb!

I beg you to stop brushing!

But Lu Haiyi didn't care at all.

Today is another fulfilling day!

【Written content】

[Gold Dust's Life Story, The Sinner's Dance, 2.3 Flower Guide, Embers of Grammer's Iron Cavalry, The Goddess Splits the View, Blade PV, Death's Omen, Five Warriors on the Cloud, Mirror Flow, Nata Preview, Ten Stonehearts, Winter Night's Fool Play.]

[Collapse Iron] + [PV Playback] + [Sky Curtain] + [Anime Crossover] A sky curtain ripped open, revealing the skies of various anime crossover worlds, allowing people from other worlds to see it. While Hanabi was laughing wildly, chasing after joy, a certain enthusiastic citizen, Mr. Jin, also laughed heartily at this rare moment of pleasure. When Bai E embarked on the path of saving the world, Kevin wondered if this savior, who looked exactly like him, might steal his responsibility.