Reborn in a new world centered on The Big Bang Theory, mixed with dozens of American TV series such as Shameless and American Pie, accumulate lifespan, acquire skills, and traverse extraordinary universes such as Marvel and DC. The excitement is endless...

What should I do if I travel to Naruto and have both parents?! I'll just make the best of it.

. . . . . . . .

In the Hokage's office, the Fourth Hokage was working when suddenly there was a knock on the door.

"Why are you here?"

"As the Hokage's advisor, I think it's necessary to create more fashion shows in the commercial streets, preferably featuring beautiful women."

"Well, I'm the Hokage. Didn't I already organize a fashion show last month?"

"Minato! You're going to regret this!"

"well!"

As the Sealing Master of Konoha, heir to the Root, and founder of the first Commercial Street Beauty Fashion Show, Asano Souji said: "Isn't it just the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show? We can hold it secretly. Watch me, the sealing barrier and the small black room technique. Let's go in one by one, don't crowd."

Sawada Hagoromo traveled to the Naruto world and became a teacher at the Ninja School through "hard work"

The system was not officially activated until I met two children of destiny.

He can be rewarded by teaching and educating people and start his own era

"Uzumaki Naruto officially accepts you as his master, and obtains...!"

"Uchiha Sasuke officially becomes your disciple and obtains...!"

After this, the original trajectory of the Ninja world gradually deviated

In the midst of the four battles, a figure stood in the sky and said calmly, "Everyone? Do you want to dance too?"

Reincarnated into the world of Naruto as the last heir of the forgotten Gekkō Clan, Hoshiyomi only wanted a quiet life.

One year later, he stands before Madara Uchiha, blade in hand.

"Back then, Might Guy nearly ended everything with a single kick. Then me, cutting through Limbo with a sword? No big deal." With the Sword Heart System, he will master every blade, rewrite destiny, and forge a new legend in the ninja world.

In the 63rd year of Konoha, just a few days after the new generation of ninjas graduated, a huge black curtain like a movie screen suddenly appeared in the ninja world.

Just as countries were in a turmoil and on alert, the dark curtain came to light.

Starting from "Naruto's Death".

[Slightly Gou]

Awakening his memories in the Naruto world, he discovered that his current survival was precarious.

Despite awakening his cheat ability, he still chooses to remain inactive to avoid becoming the sixth strongest ninja in the world.

Expelled from the ninja academy, he decided to become a businessman, using his spatial crops to crush the natives of the ninja world.

What should you do if you are bullied? Stand up for yourself in front of others.

What should you do if you're bullied when no one's around? Ambush them and use them as fertilizer.

What if you accidentally alter a major event in the ninja world? Ninja battles are none of a businessman's business.

“The ninja clans are organizing protests alongside civilians?

Then these aren’t ordinary villagers anymore, we must strike hard.”

“The night of revolution was short, but its brilliance will last a long time.

And that brilliance — I, Uchiha Douguang, will not keep to myself.”

In the 57th year of Konoha, Uchiha Douguang launched a coup and rose to power, becoming the Hidden Leaf's Fifth Hokage.

From that day on, the sun rose once more, dispelling the long night that had shrouded the village for over half a century.

The story of a soul that has been reincarnated twice after swallowing the soul of the prince of the Otani clan and reincarnating into Uzumaki Naruto. Should it destroy the world or save this world full of sorrow?

Naruto has always been torn between good and evil. Naruto whispered: "Do I want to save these people?" The dark personality in his heart said: "Why save? It's enough if you don't kill them all, but you still save people, you think you are the savior." Naruto listened. Later I thought to myself, there is no way I can save him. At this time, another personality said: "Don't you want to see the third generation lose too much blood and die in front of your seduction technique? It will be a lot less fun. Hehehe."

Naruto"……"

Dark personality "..."

In the 37th year of Konoha, the Second Ninja World War had already broken out.

This year, the pseudo-spinner graduated from the Ninja Academy. The leader of the team was Orochimaru, who had just been awarded the title of "Three Ninjas". His teammate was his younger brother Nawaki, who only lived in Tsunade's memories... and there was also the insignificant "Insect Playing Family" Aburame Shiwei.

This year.

The protagonist Uzumaki Naruto was not born yet, the future Fourth Hokage Minato Namikaze was just a civilian genius in a ninja school, and Uzumaki Kushina had not yet become the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki.

But the pseudo-spinner who possessed a bond system allowed the ninja world to witness the power of bonds in advance.

You know the Five Elements Ninjutsu! You know the Space-Time Ninjutsu! You know special secret techniques! You have a special bloodline and possess a special bloodline limit!

Then you are all my wings!!!

The Rock Ninja, the Mist Ninja, the Lightning Ninja, and the Sand Ninja wailed in pain: "How come he knows everything???"

Pseudo-spinner: "This is our bond!!!"

......

Danzo: "Tripping man, you'll regret it!"

Kizuna: "Danzo, I am the Hokage!"

......

Hatake Kakashi: "Why is your snow dog also called Kakashi?"

Tanren: "When it comes to names, whoever comes up with it first gets it."

Kakashi: "Ahhhh!"

After the war ended, "Edward Newgate", once known as one of the Four Emperors of the New World and the strongest man in the world, thought he would be laid to rest at the Navy Headquarters today.

Until he opened his eyes and found that he had come to a place called "Ninja World" and met a child named "Naruto".

"Gu la la la! Kid, do you have parents?"

Looking at the giant white beard, the five-year-old little Naruto trembled: "No... no, my name is Uzumaki Naruto, I... I am an orphan."

"Naruto, be my son!"

"Eh?????"

…

This book is also known as "Now, Let the Ninja World Welcome the New Whitebeard Pirates", "Orphans of the Ninja World, Be My Son", and "Ninja Father"