What should I do if I travel to Naruto and have both parents?! I'll just make the best of it.

. . . . . . . .

In the Hokage's office, the Fourth Hokage was working when suddenly there was a knock on the door.

"Why are you here?"

"As the Hokage's advisor, I think it's necessary to create more fashion shows in the commercial streets, preferably featuring beautiful women."

"Well, I'm the Hokage. Didn't I already organize a fashion show last month?"

"Minato! You're going to regret this!"

"well!"

As the Sealing Master of Konoha, heir to the Root, and founder of the first Commercial Street Beauty Fashion Show, Asano Souji said: "Isn't it just the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show? We can hold it secretly. Watch me, the sealing barrier and the small black room technique. Let's go in one by one, don't crowd."

Traveling to the simple folk city of Gotham, you have awakened the ability to get rewards for doing good deeds!

Helping an old lady cross the street, kindness +1

Feeding homeless children, kindness +10

From then on, Roland decided to be a good priest and devote himself to doing good deeds for the citizens of Gotham.

Until he found out...

Changing the riddles of the Riddler into jokes, kindness +50

Use farmyard manure on Poison Ivy, kindness +100

Break Bane's spine, kindness +200

Destroy the Joker's plan, kindness +1000

Roland decided to devote himself to the cause of causing trouble for the villains of Gotham.

[I am Xiaonan. When you see this sentence, I will die.]

On the sea, Xiaonan looked at the white paper floating in front of him in astonishment.

The font is bloody and shocking.

…

Ling Xiao travels through the Naruto world.

Good news: there is a gold finger;

Bad news: it turned into paper, and it was just one of the thousands of blank papers on Xiaonan's body.

......

"I must find a way to become human again!"

Looking at the beautiful Xiaonan in front of him, Ling Xiao swore secretly.

"It's not for anything else. I just want to prove to the world that a blank slate can also practice ninjutsu!"

"Who said there are no six paths in the paper world?!"

[Review][Daily Life][No Main Character][Live Stream][Q&A][No Conspiracy Theories]

Konoha's 61st Year Shinobi World Review System Arrives

A preliminary assessment of the ninja world's combat power.

Xiao Li: The strongest one must be our Third Hokage of Konoha, after all, he is the strongest Hokage in Konoha.

Hashirama Senju: Hmm? The strongest Hokage, a monkey?

Tobirama Senju: Monkey, explain to me what you mean by the Third Hokage being the strongest Hokage?

Madara: What kind of little Karami is the Third Hokage? You dare to challenge me? The strongest Hokage can only be Hashirama.

Danzo: His teacher, Hiruzen, is senile.

Hiruzen Sarutobi: Enough! I am the Hokage!

Danzo: You'll regret this!

Danzo: No! You're already dead!

Boruto: The strongest fighter is definitely Sasuke's uncle.

Itachi: Sasuke?

Young Sasuke: Itachi, I will definitely kill you.

Young Sasuke: Brother…

What kind of sparks will fly when Boruto and Sasuke travel to Konoha?

After the list is finished, there will be lists for social death, suffering, and beasts. I wonder who will be on those lists?

"Actually, I'm telling the truth." After traveling to Gotham City, a city with simple folk customs, Su Sui awakened a superpower: hypnosis. But he can only hypnotize himself. This seemingly useless ability made him a well-known "big liar". Scarecrow: "Why doesn't my fear gas have any effect?! What kind of monster are you?!" Su Sui: "Strictly speaking, I'm an alien." Batman: "Such an obvious lie, but the polygraph didn't react at all." Su Sui: "It was just a joke, why are you always so serious?" Poison Ivy: "From the beginning, you have been pretending to be controlled by me?" Su Sui: "I haven't pretended for that long..." Wonder Woman: "The Lasso of Truth will make your lies invisible!" Su Sui: "I have indeed witnessed your growth with my own eyes, from a little girl...

[The first few chapters are not very interesting, you can skip them without affecting your viewing experience] + [Behind the Scenes] + [Humorous] + [Lighthearted] + [Completely Illogical] + [Why bother with logic? Is having fun important?]

I, Changfeng, have a small system called the Vest System. As the name suggests, it allows me to have many aliases, but these aliases require emotional points to exchange for.

From then on, my aliases were everywhere in the ninja world.

...

My aliases have created an organization

"Light and Shadow"

But they accidentally became the strongest organization in the ninja world!

...

Gaara: Aoi-chan! I want a hug!!

(Anonymous) Aoi: Just because you're a guy, stay away from me!!

...

(Anonymous) Uchiha Yuki: My foolish younger brothers!!

Sasuke and Itachi brothers:………

...

(Anonymous) Hoshino Chinatsu: Tsuna, I like you, please be with me!

Jiraiya: Hoshino Chinatsu, you woman, stay away from Tsunade!

...

Nagato: Senior Fengxu, I, Nagato, have wandered for half my life, only regretting that I have never encountered democracy. If you do not abandon me, I am willing to—become your godfather!

(Anonymous) Wind Deficiency: ? ? ?

...

[The introduction is inadequate, please read the main text!!!]

[I felt the subject matter of my previous book was quite good, but I wrote it in a way that relied on a thesis defense, so I hope this one will be better.]

[Batman: Mission Matching Value 0.0000001%] [Superman: Mission Matching Value 5%] [Green Arrow: Mission Matching Value 40%] [Constantine: Mission Matching Value 60%] [Omniknight: Mission Matching Value 80%] [Homelander: Mission Matching Value 99%] Giorno is reborn in DC and finds himself as Superman's adopted son. The problem is, this adopted son status was deliberately arranged by Superman's highly intelligent villain, Brainiac. In other words, he's a manufactured traitor? But… Giorno doesn't notice anything unusual. Not only that, he also discovers he possesses a hero template system. By completing template missions, he can acquire related abilities. "I'm not crazy. I can understand Sentry, but why is Homelander's matching value higher than Omniknight's? Could it be…?"

What should you do if you discover suspicious injuries on your classmate who’s just been adopted by Gotham’s richest man?

Theodore, an orphan, chose to contact Gotham’s Child Protection Services.

Three days later, Theodore was hit with two devastating pieces of news:

1. The Child Protection Agency issued a report concluding that Gotham’s richest man was completely innocent.

2. The orphanage informed Theodore that he had just been adopted by the same Gotham billionaire.

Theodore: “…” Pupils shaking

Question: How likely is it that the powerful figure you just reported suddenly adopts you out of revenge? Asking for a friend, URGENT!!!

____

Meanwhile, Bruce Wayne thinks his newly adopted child is acting a little… off.

He tied his bedsheets into a rope in the middle of the night and tried to sneak out of Wayne Manor.

He looks terrified when he sees Bruce treating the patrol injuries on Tim’s body.

Then one day, in the Justice League’s watchtower, Gotham’s Dark Knight heard the boy describing his past.

“My former foster father was a pervert who liked abusing little boys.”

“He had black hair, was a playboy, saw his parents murdered in front of him as a child, had a British butler named Fred, was a master of martial arts and cold weapons, and before me, had already adopted three underage boys, every one of them with black hair and blue eyes.”

“I was lucky enough not to be touched, but the eerie, old-fashioned manor he owned, the bats shrieking from the darkness, those sounds still haunt my nightmares every single night.”

With every adjective, more and more eyes turned toward the League’s consultant.

Superman, in his red cape, hesitantly offered: “Uh, I think there might be… some kind of misunderstanding? To my knowledge, Bruce isn’t really—”

“Bruce?” Theodore’s eyes went wide.

“No, no, my previous foster father’s name was Stanley. And his ex-boyfriend was named Constantine.”

“…”

The Dark Knight didn’t say a word.

But in that moment, he finally understood why his newly adopted son had acted so utterly, bizarrely wrong when he’d first moved into Wayne Manor.

—

After the meeting, the Dark Knight had been fully cleared but he wasn’t pleased.

Whenever he recalled those days in Wayne Manor— When his new son would beg him with trembling lips, promising to be a good boy, saying he would quietly accept any punishment, pleading for mercy when Bruce “hit him next time”.

Bruce wanted to just curl up and die.

The god among men cautiously offered:

“…Should I take him instead? He has awakened his half Kryptonian blood, after all.”

Bruce refused without a moment’s hesitation. “Request denied.”

Not even the strongest Kryptonian in the world can take the bat’s little bird away from Gotham.

Even if the new bird is a Kryptonian himself.

—

Reading Tips:

1. Stanley is a canon character—yes, actually in official publications and is indeed Constantine’s ex-boyfriend. This isn’t made up.

His character settings include: black hair, billionaire, orphaned by gun violence as a child, inherited a manor, has a British butler, is proficient in martial arts and melee weapons, adopted three young boys named Dick, Jason, and Timothy… and abused two of them to death.

When it comes to chaos, no one beats the official comic.

2. The protagonist struggles daily to prove his innocence, wages a desperate battle of wits against thin air.

3. Misunderstandings galore. Everyone gets roasted equally.

4. CP: LITTLE RED BIRD. The romance progresses slowly and only starts near the later chapters. In accordance with Jinjiang’s guidelines, adoption will be legally dissolved before any romantic development.

5. The story’s event timeline is loosely structured, not strictly tied to the canon universe with some original settings.

The 60 years of Konoha hidden village was the beginning of Hokage, and a major event changed the history of Konoha’s chronicle.

Tai Tu: What’s the matter, the whole world knows that I like Lin? And why do you talk about fighting four wars, getting ten tails, and how could I be tricked into doing MLM by Madara? ! I did it voluntarily.

Madara: I also want to know who made Ninja World see me and said, “Shall I say something to you?!”

Between the pillars: How could I be Uchiha Madara trap? And listen to me explain that I have nothing to do with Madara? !

Jue: What’s the matter? All Ninja world knows that I am a filial son of a thousand years?

Sasuke: Shame! I actually showed my childhood to the whole world of Ninja, and how could I babble with the bastard Naruto. Is this impossible? !

Jiraiya: How could I like Dashewan? I just starved to death and jumped from the Hukage Rock…

Suddenly Jilai saw Aunt Snake too.

Jiraiya: “…”

I also saw the female bodies and artificial beauties that Aunt Snake could change at any time.

“Hey, you are so accurate!” (Jilai also has a nosebleed)

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