Reborn in a new world centered on The Big Bang Theory, mixed with dozens of American TV series such as Shameless and American Pie, accumulate lifespan, acquire skills, and traverse extraordinary universes such as Marvel and DC. The excitement is endless...

[Utmost measures][No sycophancy][Mindless, feel-good story]

Having transmigrated and become a member of the Uchiha clan, the word "compromise" was not in Uchiha Xiu's mind.

When the nest is overturned, no eggs can remain intact.

Danzo is targeting us, and Hiruzen Sarutobi wants to join in? Then let's fight!

The position of Hokage can be held by the Senju clan, the Sarutobi clan, and my Uchiha clan is equally deserving.

Uchiha Kyuu led the Uchiha clan: "Follow me, my lords, and let the Uchiha be great again."

"Actually, I'm telling the truth." After traveling to Gotham City, a city with simple folk customs, Su Sui awakened a superpower: hypnosis. But he can only hypnotize himself. This seemingly useless ability made him a well-known "big liar". Scarecrow: "Why doesn't my fear gas have any effect?! What kind of monster are you?!" Su Sui: "Strictly speaking, I'm an alien." Batman: "Such an obvious lie, but the polygraph didn't react at all." Su Sui: "It was just a joke, why are you always so serious?" Poison Ivy: "From the beginning, you have been pretending to be controlled by me?" Su Sui: "I haven't pretended for that long..." Wonder Woman: "The Lasso of Truth will make your lies invisible!" Su Sui: "I have indeed witnessed your growth with my own eyes, from a little girl...

In the year 2008 of the Marvel calendar, the already stable timeline began to fluctuate under new scrutiny.

Secret sects, terrifying monsters, and changes in fate bring more elements that do not belong to this world.

Supernatural powers, superheroes, the expansion of power creates more existences that transcend this world.

Keywords: behind-the-scenes, Marvel, group portrait, etc.

[The first few chapters are not very interesting, you can skip them without affecting your viewing experience] + [Behind the Scenes] + [Humorous] + [Lighthearted] + [Completely Illogical] + [Why bother with logic? Is having fun important?]

I, Changfeng, have a small system called the Vest System. As the name suggests, it allows me to have many aliases, but these aliases require emotional points to exchange for.

From then on, my aliases were everywhere in the ninja world.

...

My aliases have created an organization

"Light and Shadow"

But they accidentally became the strongest organization in the ninja world!

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Gaara: Aoi-chan! I want a hug!!

(Anonymous) Aoi: Just because you're a guy, stay away from me!!

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(Anonymous) Uchiha Yuki: My foolish younger brothers!!

Sasuke and Itachi brothers:………

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(Anonymous) Hoshino Chinatsu: Tsuna, I like you, please be with me!

Jiraiya: Hoshino Chinatsu, you woman, stay away from Tsunade!

...

Nagato: Senior Fengxu, I, Nagato, have wandered for half my life, only regretting that I have never encountered democracy. If you do not abandon me, I am willing to—become your godfather!

(Anonymous) Wind Deficiency: ? ? ?

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[The introduction is inadequate, please read the main text!!!]

[I felt the subject matter of my previous book was quite good, but I wrote it in a way that relied on a thesis defense, so I hope this one will be better.]

[Slightly Gou]

Awakening his memories in the Naruto world, he discovered that his current survival was precarious.

Despite awakening his cheat ability, he still chooses to remain inactive to avoid becoming the sixth strongest ninja in the world.

Expelled from the ninja academy, he decided to become a businessman, using his spatial crops to crush the natives of the ninja world.

What should you do if you are bullied? Stand up for yourself in front of others.

What should you do if you're bullied when no one's around? Ambush them and use them as fertilizer.

What if you accidentally alter a major event in the ninja world? Ninja battles are none of a businessman's business.

In the 37th year of Konoha, the Second Ninja World War had already broken out.

This year, the pseudo-spinner graduated from the Ninja Academy. The leader of the team was Orochimaru, who had just been awarded the title of "Three Ninjas". His teammate was his younger brother Nawaki, who only lived in Tsunade's memories... and there was also the insignificant "Insect Playing Family" Aburame Shiwei.

This year.

The protagonist Uzumaki Naruto was not born yet, the future Fourth Hokage Minato Namikaze was just a civilian genius in a ninja school, and Uzumaki Kushina had not yet become the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki.

But the pseudo-spinner who possessed a bond system allowed the ninja world to witness the power of bonds in advance.

You know the Five Elements Ninjutsu! You know the Space-Time Ninjutsu! You know special secret techniques! You have a special bloodline and possess a special bloodline limit!

Then you are all my wings!!!

The Rock Ninja, the Mist Ninja, the Lightning Ninja, and the Sand Ninja wailed in pain: "How come he knows everything???"

Pseudo-spinner: "This is our bond!!!"

......

Danzo: "Tripping man, you'll regret it!"

Kizuna: "Danzo, I am the Hokage!"

......

Hatake Kakashi: "Why is your snow dog also called Kakashi?"

Tanren: "When it comes to names, whoever comes up with it first gets it."

Kakashi: "Ahhhh!"

What should you do if you discover suspicious injuries on your classmate who’s just been adopted by Gotham’s richest man?

Theodore, an orphan, chose to contact Gotham’s Child Protection Services.

Three days later, Theodore was hit with two devastating pieces of news:

1. The Child Protection Agency issued a report concluding that Gotham’s richest man was completely innocent.

2. The orphanage informed Theodore that he had just been adopted by the same Gotham billionaire.

Theodore: “…” Pupils shaking

Question: How likely is it that the powerful figure you just reported suddenly adopts you out of revenge? Asking for a friend, URGENT!!!

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Meanwhile, Bruce Wayne thinks his newly adopted child is acting a little… off.

He tied his bedsheets into a rope in the middle of the night and tried to sneak out of Wayne Manor.

He looks terrified when he sees Bruce treating the patrol injuries on Tim’s body.

Then one day, in the Justice League’s watchtower, Gotham’s Dark Knight heard the boy describing his past.

“My former foster father was a pervert who liked abusing little boys.”

“He had black hair, was a playboy, saw his parents murdered in front of him as a child, had a British butler named Fred, was a master of martial arts and cold weapons, and before me, had already adopted three underage boys, every one of them with black hair and blue eyes.”

“I was lucky enough not to be touched, but the eerie, old-fashioned manor he owned, the bats shrieking from the darkness, those sounds still haunt my nightmares every single night.”

With every adjective, more and more eyes turned toward the League’s consultant.

Superman, in his red cape, hesitantly offered: “Uh, I think there might be… some kind of misunderstanding? To my knowledge, Bruce isn’t really—”

“Bruce?” Theodore’s eyes went wide.

“No, no, my previous foster father’s name was Stanley. And his ex-boyfriend was named Constantine.”

“…”

The Dark Knight didn’t say a word.

But in that moment, he finally understood why his newly adopted son had acted so utterly, bizarrely wrong when he’d first moved into Wayne Manor.

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After the meeting, the Dark Knight had been fully cleared but he wasn’t pleased.

Whenever he recalled those days in Wayne Manor— When his new son would beg him with trembling lips, promising to be a good boy, saying he would quietly accept any punishment, pleading for mercy when Bruce “hit him next time”.

Bruce wanted to just curl up and die.

The god among men cautiously offered:

“…Should I take him instead? He has awakened his half Kryptonian blood, after all.”

Bruce refused without a moment’s hesitation. “Request denied.”

Not even the strongest Kryptonian in the world can take the bat’s little bird away from Gotham.

Even if the new bird is a Kryptonian himself.

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Reading Tips:

1. Stanley is a canon character—yes, actually in official publications and is indeed Constantine’s ex-boyfriend. This isn’t made up.

His character settings include: black hair, billionaire, orphaned by gun violence as a child, inherited a manor, has a British butler, is proficient in martial arts and melee weapons, adopted three young boys named Dick, Jason, and Timothy… and abused two of them to death.

When it comes to chaos, no one beats the official comic.

2. The protagonist struggles daily to prove his innocence, wages a desperate battle of wits against thin air.

3. Misunderstandings galore. Everyone gets roasted equally.

4. CP: LITTLE RED BIRD. The romance progresses slowly and only starts near the later chapters. In accordance with Jinjiang’s guidelines, adoption will be legally dissolved before any romantic development.

5. The story’s event timeline is loosely structured, not strictly tied to the canon universe with some original settings.

[Batman: Mission Matching Value 0.0000001%] [Superman: Mission Matching Value 5%] [Green Arrow: Mission Matching Value 40%] [Constantine: Mission Matching Value 60%] [Omniknight: Mission Matching Value 80%] [Homelander: Mission Matching Value 99%] Giorno is reborn in DC and finds himself as Superman's adopted son. The problem is, this adopted son status was deliberately arranged by Superman's highly intelligent villain, Brainiac. In other words, he's a manufactured traitor? But… Giorno doesn't notice anything unusual. Not only that, he also discovers he possesses a hero template system. By completing template missions, he can acquire related abilities. "I'm not crazy. I can understand Sentry, but why is Homelander's matching value higher than Omniknight's? Could it be…?"