After the war ended, "Edward Newgate", once known as one of the Four Emperors of the New World and the strongest man in the world, thought he would be laid to rest at the Navy Headquarters today.

Until he opened his eyes and found that he had come to a place called "Ninja World" and met a child named "Naruto".

"Gu la la la! Kid, do you have parents?"

Looking at the giant white beard, the five-year-old little Naruto trembled: "No... no, my name is Uzumaki Naruto, I... I am an orphan."

"Naruto, be my son!"

"Eh?????"

…

This book is also known as "Now, Let the Ninja World Welcome the New Whitebeard Pirates", "Orphans of the Ninja World, Be My Son", and "Ninja Father"

Reborn in a new world centered on The Big Bang Theory, mixed with dozens of American TV series such as Shameless and American Pie, accumulate lifespan, acquire skills, and traverse extraordinary universes such as Marvel and DC. The excitement is endless...

What should you do if you discover suspicious injuries on your classmate who’s just been adopted by Gotham’s richest man?

Theodore, an orphan, chose to contact Gotham’s Child Protection Services.

Three days later, Theodore was hit with two devastating pieces of news:

1. The Child Protection Agency issued a report concluding that Gotham’s richest man was completely innocent.

2. The orphanage informed Theodore that he had just been adopted by the same Gotham billionaire.

Theodore: “…” Pupils shaking

Question: How likely is it that the powerful figure you just reported suddenly adopts you out of revenge? Asking for a friend, URGENT!!!

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Meanwhile, Bruce Wayne thinks his newly adopted child is acting a little… off.

He tied his bedsheets into a rope in the middle of the night and tried to sneak out of Wayne Manor.

He looks terrified when he sees Bruce treating the patrol injuries on Tim’s body.

Then one day, in the Justice League’s watchtower, Gotham’s Dark Knight heard the boy describing his past.

“My former foster father was a pervert who liked abusing little boys.”

“He had black hair, was a playboy, saw his parents murdered in front of him as a child, had a British butler named Fred, was a master of martial arts and cold weapons, and before me, had already adopted three underage boys, every one of them with black hair and blue eyes.”

“I was lucky enough not to be touched, but the eerie, old-fashioned manor he owned, the bats shrieking from the darkness, those sounds still haunt my nightmares every single night.”

With every adjective, more and more eyes turned toward the League’s consultant.

Superman, in his red cape, hesitantly offered: “Uh, I think there might be… some kind of misunderstanding? To my knowledge, Bruce isn’t really—”

“Bruce?” Theodore’s eyes went wide.

“No, no, my previous foster father’s name was Stanley. And his ex-boyfriend was named Constantine.”

“…”

The Dark Knight didn’t say a word.

But in that moment, he finally understood why his newly adopted son had acted so utterly, bizarrely wrong when he’d first moved into Wayne Manor.

—

After the meeting, the Dark Knight had been fully cleared but he wasn’t pleased.

Whenever he recalled those days in Wayne Manor— When his new son would beg him with trembling lips, promising to be a good boy, saying he would quietly accept any punishment, pleading for mercy when Bruce “hit him next time”.

Bruce wanted to just curl up and die.

The god among men cautiously offered:

“…Should I take him instead? He has awakened his half Kryptonian blood, after all.”

Bruce refused without a moment’s hesitation. “Request denied.”

Not even the strongest Kryptonian in the world can take the bat’s little bird away from Gotham.

Even if the new bird is a Kryptonian himself.

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Reading Tips:

1. Stanley is a canon character—yes, actually in official publications and is indeed Constantine’s ex-boyfriend. This isn’t made up.

His character settings include: black hair, billionaire, orphaned by gun violence as a child, inherited a manor, has a British butler, is proficient in martial arts and melee weapons, adopted three young boys named Dick, Jason, and Timothy… and abused two of them to death.

When it comes to chaos, no one beats the official comic.

2. The protagonist struggles daily to prove his innocence, wages a desperate battle of wits against thin air.

3. Misunderstandings galore. Everyone gets roasted equally.

4. CP: LITTLE RED BIRD. The romance progresses slowly and only starts near the later chapters. In accordance with Jinjiang’s guidelines, adoption will be legally dissolved before any romantic development.

5. The story’s event timeline is loosely structured, not strictly tied to the canon universe with some original settings.

[The first few chapters are not very interesting, you can skip them without affecting your viewing experience] + [Behind the Scenes] + [Humorous] + [Lighthearted] + [Completely Illogical] + [Why bother with logic? Is having fun important?]

I, Changfeng, have a small system called the Vest System. As the name suggests, it allows me to have many aliases, but these aliases require emotional points to exchange for.

From then on, my aliases were everywhere in the ninja world.

...

My aliases have created an organization

"Light and Shadow"

But they accidentally became the strongest organization in the ninja world!

...

Gaara: Aoi-chan! I want a hug!!

(Anonymous) Aoi: Just because you're a guy, stay away from me!!

...

(Anonymous) Uchiha Yuki: My foolish younger brothers!!

Sasuke and Itachi brothers:………

...

(Anonymous) Hoshino Chinatsu: Tsuna, I like you, please be with me!

Jiraiya: Hoshino Chinatsu, you woman, stay away from Tsunade!

...

Nagato: Senior Fengxu, I, Nagato, have wandered for half my life, only regretting that I have never encountered democracy. If you do not abandon me, I am willing to—become your godfather!

(Anonymous) Wind Deficiency: ? ? ?

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[The introduction is inadequate, please read the main text!!!]

[I felt the subject matter of my previous book was quite good, but I wrote it in a way that relied on a thesis defense, so I hope this one will be better.]

Kanekura traveled through time in Naruto and became an orphan in Konoha, graduating early from the Ninja Academy right after Kakashi.

At this time, there were constant frictions on the border of the Land of Fire, and the Third Ninja World War was just around the corner.

The time is coming when human life will be worthless.

Unfortunately, Kanekura is unable to produce chakra, and he and Might Guy are known as the two great ninjutsu deserts of the ninja school.

In that case, I can only use pure physical strength!

He was accepted as a disciple by Konoha White Fang and entered the battlefield earlier than Kakashi.

"Bring me my fifty-meter-long sword, and I'll make them run forty-nine meters first!"

Is White Fang going to die? Just ask the Konoha high-ranking officials if they can handle a beating.

Is Might Guy going to die? Just ask the Seven Ninja Swordsmen of Kirigakure if they can withstand a beating.

Am I going to die?

Brother, how can you, such a rational person, believe such ridiculous things?

The deadly poison prepared by Sand Ninja Chiyo has spread throughout my body?

...Now that you mention it, I do feel a little bit. If you hadn't told me, I would have thought I had a cold.

Soul Piercing Konoha, born as a civilian, will go to the battlefield of the Third Ninja World War tomorrow.

Just graduated from “Ninja School”, Yangtai, who only knows three body techniques and a D-level hemostasis technique, looked at the full of energy, and finally made up his mind – “The battlefield is too dangerous, I’d better go to other worlds to hide. !”

A member of the Uchiha clan, after losing everything, he opened his blood-red eyes and prepared for revenge.

His powerful eyes and strength allowed him to successfully take revenge. However, he became confused afterwards and didn't know what to do. Finally, he met those two people, and he realized that he had to dominate his own destiny, and for this, he also had to become a god!

The story of a soul that has been reincarnated twice after swallowing the soul of the prince of the Otani clan and reincarnating into Uzumaki Naruto. Should it destroy the world or save this world full of sorrow?

Naruto has always been torn between good and evil. Naruto whispered: "Do I want to save these people?" The dark personality in his heart said: "Why save? It's enough if you don't kill them all, but you still save people, you think you are the savior." Naruto listened. Later I thought to myself, there is no way I can save him. At this time, another personality said: "Don't you want to see the third generation lose too much blood and die in front of your seduction technique? It will be a lot less fun. Hehehe."

Naruto"……"

Dark personality "..."

The 60 years of Konoha hidden village was the beginning of Hokage, and a major event changed the history of Konoha’s chronicle.

Tai Tu: What’s the matter, the whole world knows that I like Lin? And why do you talk about fighting four wars, getting ten tails, and how could I be tricked into doing MLM by Madara? ! I did it voluntarily.

Madara: I also want to know who made Ninja World see me and said, “Shall I say something to you?!”

Between the pillars: How could I be Uchiha Madara trap? And listen to me explain that I have nothing to do with Madara? !

Jue: What’s the matter? All Ninja world knows that I am a filial son of a thousand years?

Sasuke: Shame! I actually showed my childhood to the whole world of Ninja, and how could I babble with the bastard Naruto. Is this impossible? !

Jiraiya: How could I like Dashewan? I just starved to death and jumped from the Hukage Rock…

Suddenly Jilai saw Aunt Snake too.

Jiraiya: “…”

I also saw the female bodies and artificial beauties that Aunt Snake could change at any time.

“Hey, you are so accurate!” (Jilai also has a nosebleed)

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