Follow Chen Ming as he accepts disciples, establishes a sect, and fights his way in a world that deems him as cannon fodder.
He goes against any common sense using his wits and novel know-how to finish missions and arm himself against his cruel fate.
Chen Xuan crossed into a dragonfly in Mingshuize.
It takes a long time for the dragon to turn into a dragon. The heavenly disaster, the seal, and the dragonfly are dangerous step by step. There are monks in the world who covet it, and there is a heavenly way above the head.
Chen Xuan decided to get up first and develop steadily.
With the golden finger [Dragon Breath Tona], you can spit out [Spiritual Machine] from time to time. [Spiritual Machine] can light up the spirit monster and help the spirit monster practice.
Chen Xuan gradually cultivated his own army of aquatics, a loyal and brave catfish general, a wise old turtle prime minister, and a beaver craftsman who is good at building...
Plant spiritual plants, raise fish herds, and build wonders at the bottom of the water.
Organize the disciples of the demon clan to practice and travel.
On the land, believers were collected and fame spread was spread. People built ancestral halls and incense for him.
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Wait until Chen Xuan...
Traversing into another world, Zhang Xuan finds himself becoming an honorable teacher.
Along with his transcension, a mysterious library appears in his mind.
As long as it is something he has seen, regardless of whether it is a human or an object, a book on its weaknesses will be automatically compiled in the library.
Thus, he becomes formidable.
“Emperor Zhuoyang, why do you detest wearing your underwear so much? As an emperor, can’t you pay a little more attention to your image?”
“Fairy Linglong, you can always look for me if you find yourself unable to sleep at night. I am skilled in lullabies!”
“And you, Demon Lord Qiankun! Can you cut down on the garlic? Are you trying to kill me with that stench?”
This is an incredible story about teachers and students, grooming and guiding the greatest experts in the world!
The leaves of the chess game beside Lanke, and there is no one playing chess among the old trees
Xing caused Tian Yuan’s first son, and then looked back at the vast mountains and seas
When he woke up, Ji Yuan became a half-blind beggar in a dilapidated mountain temple.
A real person has a sword and a magic stick has a mouth, which is the foundation for Ji Yuan to settle down in this terrifying world.
Mo Yu traveled through the ancient times and became a soldier of the Wu clan. He awakened the diary system of the Great Dao. As long as he kept writing in the diary, he would become stronger.
Little did he know that the diary he wrote had unknowingly changed the prehistoric advantage.
[If you have time to listen to the teachings, why not go to Buzhou Mountain and intercept the Xiantian gourd vine...]
[Kunpeng Demon Master is the master of the demon clan. Killing him is equivalent to destroying 30% of the demon clan's luck.]
Emperor Jun married Xihe and Changxi in a celestial marriage ceremony, and gave birth to ten little suns. Poor Kuafu was burned to death.
[The Three Pure Ones, transformed from Pangu's primordial spirit, may be able to make up for the Wu clan's innate deficiencies.]
[The Wu clan suffered terribly, being schemed against from the beginning to the end. Even Hou Tu was forced into a state of reincarnation, never to leave the world.]
Until one day, Hou Tu led the Wu clan to surround the Zixiao Palace.
When Mo Yu woke up, he found two women lying beside him.
He was completely dumbfounded.
"Who put Xihe and Changxi in my bed?"
"No, I told you to establish the Earthly Path, why did you destroy the Heavenly Path?"
Oh my god, how did this world become so crooked?
Starting with immortality, I thought I could just relax and be a couch potato, but then the son of a wealthy landowner dragged me onto the path of cultivation. While others cultivate through talent and hard work, I rely purely on "living long and living off a rich man." I explore secret realms, encounter powerful figures, and cause trouble along the way, accumulating my immortality buff. The fun of cultivation hasn't been limited either; my main goal is to "stay put" in the cultivation world. Watch how I use my long lifespan to make cultivation a truly unique experience!
Counter-culture output + cultivation + live broadcast + Taoist + system + American preaching + no CP + no female lead + non-spiritual resurrection + black belly
This book is also known as: Preaching to America, shocking the Americans every day
Chen Xian, with the Taoist name Xuanyun, is known in the martial arts world as a quality young Taoist priest, the immortal version of the motherland, and a real person with incomparable thoughts.
Motto: I can do whatever I want!
After practicing in the mountains for a year, the Taoist temple was taken away.
Chen Xian: "Please, Heaven, uphold justice and punish the wicked with thunder. Reveal the truth to the world! Lightning Mother and Thunder God, quickly bring down your magical powers and follow me to eliminate evil. Boom boom boom boom, I obey the orders of the Supreme Lord Laojun and act with all urgency!!!"
After five thunderclaps, the fake temple caught fire, shocking the entire nation.
Netizens: "Oh no, he really got it!"
In response to the system's requirements, he exported anti-cultural ideas and went abroad to preach.
American Customs: "Is it okay if I touch your magic weapon?"
Chen Xian: "Please believe in science."
American Customs: "What are these little straw men for?"
Chen Xian: "A spellcasting tool prepared for the enemy."
American Customs: “????”
Reporter: "You said that Taoism can help you cultivate immortality. Do you know any magic?"
Chen Xian fired a palm thunder with his backhand: "I only know a little bit."
American onlookers: "Where did you say you believed in science?!"
Chen Xian: "It's normal, reasonable, and scientific for a Taoist priest to know magic."
The enemy hired assassins to invade the Taoist temple.
Chen Xian held the formation plate in his hand: "The Xiantian leads the Zhoutian, covering the changes of the Zhoutian, the Xiantian Bagua formation appears!"
The Taoist temple formation appeared, and the neighbor next door said: "Ward Fa!!!"
I've been the sun for billions of years, and I'm tired of living.
Until I collapsed into a black hole, and when I opened my eyes, I had become an infant in the world of cultivation.
They tested my spiritual root, but the spirit stones didn't react at all. I felt like something was missing from my body, and then... my spiritual root grew on its own.
They taught me magic, and I learned it in one glance, even optimizing it a bit.
They said I was too bloodthirsty, and I said, "Gentlemen, please die here."
I originally wanted to be an ordinary cultivator, but everything seems a bit off.
[No female protagonist], [The protagonist only wants to make progress], [Advanced Taoism crushes the backward natives].
(The rating is low because it has just been released, so don’t worry about it)
Bai Lin, a young cultivator in the Nascent Soul stage, traveled through time from the prosperous era when True Immortals were as numerous as dogs and Golden Immortals were everywhere, and came to a backward place where the path to immortality was just beginning. He also brought with him all kinds of wonderful methods and his own magical instruments from his previous life.
There are abundant spiritual objects here, but the skills are extremely inferior. Mortals are as humble as grass. Thousands of cultivators have a hard time practicing, and it seems that it will be a long time before they can return to the Nascent Soul stage.
Bai Lin: How can this be possible? In this life, I not only want to become an immortal, but also want everyone to live a good life together!
He took out the method of live grafting and rubbed his spiritual roots with his hands to continue his journey to immortality.
He then took out the magical tool from his previous life and analyzed the path of this world.
Afterwards, he spread the secret technique throughout the East, and everyone lived a good life, and the speed of cultivation increased tenfold.
The price is that they all become talents, signed into slave contracts, and after death they will turn into spirit tablets and become materials.
Later, he relied on his infinite resurrection to cause trouble everywhere, digging here and there, and at the cost of multiple sudden deaths, he stole Tiandao's half-life savings and ran away with the bucket.
While the True Immortals in the upper realms were still worried about having no way forward, Bai Lin had already used the common sense from his previous life to prove that [Tianquan Dongwei Jiangjiewei] and achieved the immortal Golden Immortal.
He used his fruition to create the great Dao. Countless cultivators broke their heads with gold in order to ascend to the throne. Even if they became materials to repair their fruition, they still shouted "Daozu".
Bai Lin was very confused: "I'm treating you like leeks, and you still call me Daozu?"
The Seven-Colored Sky-Swallowing Toad's Young Child, a Powerful Aura Among the Demon Race?
System: That toad with such a big head is disgusting. Kick it into the ditch.
A holy ruler who governs one region and whose power shakes all directions?
System: This is an old and frail leader, easily subdued. Host, rob him immediately.
The supreme emperor who hangs high in the heavens, overlooking the world?
System: This is a mortal martial artist at the limit of martial arts, but the host is a cultivator. You can easily subdue him and make him your follower.
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Qin Tian was reborn and unexpectedly joined the Haoran Sect, founded by Confucian and Taoist sages. The sect is a well-known benevolent sect in the Eastern Wilderness, emphasizing benevolence, righteousness, and propriety, and inheriting the way of Confucian sages.
He casually wrote down the Analects [Lunyu] during his entrance examination, which became a sacred text of Confucianism and Taoism.
In this life, he only wants to live freely and unrestrainedly, having taken life and death lightly. He'll do whatever he wants without regrets, and incidentally, he awakens the "Calling a Deer a Horse" system.
He was insulted: He immediately took action and rushed to the house that night, beating the entire family to death.
Kicked: His eyes were gouged out on the spot.
Threatened: So what if it's a thousand miles away? Set off immediately to kill him and persuade the emperor.
Without learning etiquette, one cannot stand upright.
The great Confucian scholar said: Without learning etiquette and norms, one cannot gain a foothold in the world.
Qin Tian: If you don't learn manners to respect me, I'll beat you until you can't stand up.
The Confucian scholar: Nonsense! You're smearing the Bible!
Qin Tian: I wrote the Bible.
Great Confucian scholar...
It was one thing to threaten me before the system arrived, but to still threaten me after the system arrived means the system's arrival was for nothing.
My rules are the rules.
You dare insult me? I don't care if you're from a sacred place or a noble family. Tonight, I'll slaughter your entire clan.
In the sacred land, the aristocratic families suffered terribly. Qin Tian's cultivation was clearly not high, yet we were like ants in his presence.
All races in the universe suffer in silence, fearing retribution.
The Emperor remained silent, fearing he would be beaten by Qin Tian.