The Seven-Colored Sky-Swallowing Toad's Young Child, a Powerful Aura Among the Demon Race?

System: That toad with such a big head is disgusting. Kick it into the ditch.

A holy ruler who governs one region and whose power shakes all directions?

System: This is an old and frail leader, easily subdued. Host, rob him immediately.

The supreme emperor who hangs high in the heavens, overlooking the world?

System: This is a mortal martial artist at the limit of martial arts, but the host is a cultivator. You can easily subdue him and make him your follower.

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Qin Tian was reborn and unexpectedly joined the Haoran Sect, founded by Confucian and Taoist sages. The sect is a well-known benevolent sect in the Eastern Wilderness, emphasizing benevolence, righteousness, and propriety, and inheriting the way of Confucian sages.

He casually wrote down the Analects [Lunyu] during his entrance examination, which became a sacred text of Confucianism and Taoism.

In this life, he only wants to live freely and unrestrainedly, having taken life and death lightly. He'll do whatever he wants without regrets, and incidentally, he awakens the "Calling a Deer a Horse" system.

He was insulted: He immediately took action and rushed to the house that night, beating the entire family to death.

Kicked: His eyes were gouged out on the spot.

Threatened: So what if it's a thousand miles away? Set off immediately to kill him and persuade the emperor.

Without learning etiquette, one cannot stand upright.

The great Confucian scholar said: Without learning etiquette and norms, one cannot gain a foothold in the world.

Qin Tian: If you don't learn manners to respect me, I'll beat you until you can't stand up.

The Confucian scholar: Nonsense! You're smearing the Bible!

Qin Tian: I wrote the Bible.

Great Confucian scholar...

It was one thing to threaten me before the system arrived, but to still threaten me after the system arrived means the system's arrival was for nothing.

My rules are the rules.

You dare insult me? I don't care if you're from a sacred place or a noble family. Tonight, I'll slaughter your entire clan.

In the sacred land, the aristocratic families suffered terribly. Qin Tian's cultivation was clearly not high, yet we were like ants in his presence.

All races in the universe suffer in silence, fearing retribution.

The Emperor remained silent, fearing he would be beaten by Qin Tian.

My name is Li Jinzha. When you read this text, I guess I am already enjoying the blessing of 007 in heaven. Of course, with my identity as a teacher, I may also be working in Lingshan. It is not my wish to guard the gate for a group of bald donkeys, but the trend of heaven cannot be violated by human power. As the eldest son of the old Li family and Nezha's elder brother, according to the development of fate, my future does not seem to be bad. However, as an ambitious young man who has let go of his ideals, although the future is very hopeless, with my ability, even if I can't fight, I can always do it, right? To this end, I have formulated a plan... It is not convenient for me to reveal the specific content of the plan here. After all, many things cannot be implemented. So I can only say that I understand. But if you are lucky enough to see this text, my stupid (crossed out) my hopeful descendants, please do not doubt the authenticity of this text. As your ancestors who lived in the Shang Dynasty, do not question where the simplified Chinese characters came from, because this thing will soon become the common language here. Just regard it as a little news to you in advance. In short, believe it first. If you want to know more details of my plan, please every descendant who sees this text go to the following number V50.

Counter-culture output + cultivation + live broadcast + Taoist + system + American preaching + no CP + no female lead + non-spiritual resurrection + black belly

This book is also known as: Preaching to America, shocking the Americans every day

Chen Xian, with the Taoist name Xuanyun, is known in the martial arts world as a quality young Taoist priest, the immortal version of the motherland, and a real person with incomparable thoughts.

Motto: I can do whatever I want!

After practicing in the mountains for a year, the Taoist temple was taken away.

Chen Xian: "Please, Heaven, uphold justice and punish the wicked with thunder. Reveal the truth to the world! Lightning Mother and Thunder God, quickly bring down your magical powers and follow me to eliminate evil. Boom boom boom boom, I obey the orders of the Supreme Lord Laojun and act with all urgency!!!"

After five thunderclaps, the fake temple caught fire, shocking the entire nation.

Netizens: "Oh no, he really got it!"

In response to the system's requirements, he exported anti-cultural ideas and went abroad to preach.

American Customs: "Is it okay if I touch your magic weapon?"

Chen Xian: "Please believe in science."

American Customs: "What are these little straw men for?"

Chen Xian: "A spellcasting tool prepared for the enemy."

American Customs: “????”

Reporter: "You said that Taoism can help you cultivate immortality. Do you know any magic?"

Chen Xian fired a palm thunder with his backhand: "I only know a little bit."

American onlookers: "Where did you say you believed in science?!"

Chen Xian: "It's normal, reasonable, and scientific for a Taoist priest to know magic."

The enemy hired assassins to invade the Taoist temple.

Chen Xian held the formation plate in his hand: "The Xiantian leads the Zhoutian, covering the changes of the Zhoutian, the Xiantian Bagua formation appears!"

The Taoist temple formation appeared, and the neighbor next door said: "Ward Fa!!!"

Lu Chuan became a member of the army of time travelers and a disciple of Tongtian Jiaozhu. It happened that the Conferred God Tribulation was approaching. In order to avoid the Conferred God Tribulation,

After obtaining the permission of Tongtian Sect Master, Lu Chuan went out to establish a branch of Jiejiao.

Knowing that Jiejiao was in decline after the Conferred Gods Tribulation, Lu Chuan accepted disciples to continue the Jiejiao bloodline in order to repay the kindness of Master Tongtian.

What Lu Chuan didn't expect was that each of these disciples was extraordinary.

Yang Jian: Even if I have to carry Peach Mountain on my back and drag it across the river mouth with one hand, I, Yang Jian, will still be invincible in the world!

Su Daji: I am the empress and I must suppress all enemies in the world!

Nezha: This dragon... is delicious!

Emperor Xin: Who is claiming to be invincible? Who dares to claim to be undefeated?

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The other saints: "Tongtian, you are so despicable!"

Tongtian Sect Master: ??? What are you doing? I know nothing. I am suing you for defamation. Lawyer, where is my lawyer?

Chen Xuan crossed into a dragonfly in Mingshuize.

It takes a long time for the dragon to turn into a dragon. The heavenly disaster, the seal, and the dragonfly are dangerous step by step. There are monks in the world who covet it, and there is a heavenly way above the head.

Chen Xuan decided to get up first and develop steadily.

With the golden finger [Dragon Breath Tona], you can spit out [Spiritual Machine] from time to time. [Spiritual Machine] can light up the spirit monster and help the spirit monster practice.

Chen Xuan gradually cultivated his own army of aquatics, a loyal and brave catfish general, a wise old turtle prime minister, and a beaver craftsman who is good at building...

Plant spiritual plants, raise fish herds, and build wonders at the bottom of the water.

Organize the disciples of the demon clan to practice and travel.

On the land, believers were collected and fame spread was spread. People built ancestral halls and incense for him.

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Wait until Chen Xuan...

The Qi Training Sect is an ancient and mysterious sect. It's said that its disciples and elders are all at the Qi Training stage. Due to its weak strength, it's largely ignored, making it the oldest sect in the world. Everyone considered it a minor, insignificant sect. Until one day, a devastating natural disaster struck, and the seventy-two Qi Training Sect elders finally gave up their concealment and unleashed their immortal-level cultivation.

Starting with immortality, I thought I could just relax and be a couch potato, but then the son of a wealthy landowner dragged me onto the path of cultivation. While others cultivate through talent and hard work, I rely purely on "living long and living off a rich man." I explore secret realms, encounter powerful figures, and cause trouble along the way, accumulating my immortality buff. The fun of cultivation hasn't been limited either; my main goal is to "stay put" in the cultivation world. Watch how I use my long lifespan to make cultivation a truly unique experience!

After traveling through time, Huang Feng found that the world was a bit chaotic. The court was unreliable, the immortal sect was out of tune, demons were everywhere, and ghosts were causing trouble everywhere. Such a serious safety hazard immediately aroused his phobia of lack of firepower.

He is a person who doesn't like to join in the fun and doesn't like to meddle in other people's business. He just wants to live a comfortable life. But after a long time, he found that he seemed to join in the fun and meddle in nosy matters, and everyone listened to him.

Huang Feng: "If you have any opinions, just raise them. I'm not an unreasonable person!"

Yaogui Xianfan: "No, no, no, you are right!"

Everything covered by the technique is the truth!

[No female protagonist], [The protagonist only wants to make progress], [Advanced Taoism crushes the backward natives].

(The rating is low because it has just been released, so don’t worry about it)

Bai Lin, a young cultivator in the Nascent Soul stage, traveled through time from the prosperous era when True Immortals were as numerous as dogs and Golden Immortals were everywhere, and came to a backward place where the path to immortality was just beginning. He also brought with him all kinds of wonderful methods and his own magical instruments from his previous life.

There are abundant spiritual objects here, but the skills are extremely inferior. Mortals are as humble as grass. Thousands of cultivators have a hard time practicing, and it seems that it will be a long time before they can return to the Nascent Soul stage.

Bai Lin: How can this be possible? In this life, I not only want to become an immortal, but also want everyone to live a good life together!

He took out the method of live grafting and rubbed his spiritual roots with his hands to continue his journey to immortality.

He then took out the magical tool from his previous life and analyzed the path of this world.

Afterwards, he spread the secret technique throughout the East, and everyone lived a good life, and the speed of cultivation increased tenfold.

The price is that they all become talents, signed into slave contracts, and after death they will turn into spirit tablets and become materials.

Later, he relied on his infinite resurrection to cause trouble everywhere, digging here and there, and at the cost of multiple sudden deaths, he stole Tiandao's half-life savings and ran away with the bucket.

While the True Immortals in the upper realms were still worried about having no way forward, Bai Lin had already used the common sense from his previous life to prove that [Tianquan Dongwei Jiangjiewei] and achieved the immortal Golden Immortal.

He used his fruition to create the great Dao. Countless cultivators broke their heads with gold in order to ascend to the throne. Even if they became materials to repair their fruition, they still shouted "Daozu".

Bai Lin was very confused: "I'm treating you like leeks, and you still call me Daozu?"

In a Mary-Sue novel, the readers all liked the Devil Venerable, the second male lead who devoted himself whole-heartedly to the female lead. However the female lead only loved the male lead who abused her physically and mentally.

Readers: Why doesn’t the female lead like the Devil Venerable?!

Devil Venerable: This Venerable also wants to know. But what I really want to know is why I even like the female lead at all.

In order to understand why the female lead wasn’t attracted to him, the self-conscious Devil Venerable brutally interrogated the entire cast of characters from the novel.

Background characters: I have so many things I want to say but I don’t dare to say it to his face!

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After obtaining the book, the Devil Venerable discovered that the book described the world he lived in. This book said that after he sacrificed himself for the female lead, the fourth male lead, his silent and loyal subordinate Yin Hanjiang, blackened and attempted to kill her as a sacrificial offering for his lord.

Devil Venerable Wenren E: Yin Hanjiang, this Venerable wants to know why you wanted to kill the female lead.

Yin Hanjiang was silent.

Wenren E: If you refuse to speak, this Venerable will cut out your tongue and have it with alcohol!

Yin Hanjiang: …

Wenren E: What the hell are you blushing for?!