He traveled to the ancient world and became the first iron-eating beast in the world. He was bound to the god-level salted fish system and was taken in as a battle pet by the ancestor witch Hou Tu.

GunGun said: What cultivation, what comprehension, they are all clouds. This baby can become stronger even if he lies down.

But, for some reason, from that day on, the shit scooper Hou Tu changed.

…

My name is Hou Tu, and I am one of the ancient witches.

I raised a big stupid bear, but for some reason, from that day on I could actually hear its voice.

[I, the iron-eating beast, love to drink beast milk! ]

[If you can't even figure this out, what are you doing as an Ancestral Shaman?]

[Zheng Dao, Zheng Dao, are you so impatient to change your name? Well, the war between the lich and the wizard is imminent, I'll move to the underworld ahead of time. This way, when I wake up, the battle might already be over.]

Hou Tu: “???”

Jiang Yuan traveled through a world of resurrected spiritual energy to fend off ferocious beasts, but his talent was too poor and he made no progress. Unexpectedly, at the age of ninety, his talent activated a billion times. World-class skills: one breath, two breaths, complete. Star-level skills: one cup of tea, two cups of tea, complete. Universe-level skills: one hour, two hours, complete. Transcendent-level skills: one day, two days, complete. (This story and characters are purely fictional. Any similarity is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.) [Collapse]

Zhou Yan traveled through the ancient times and became the thirteenth ancestor of the witch clan. Unlike the battle maniacs of the witch clan, Zhou Yan did not like fighting and killing, and he liked to curse others the most.

Zhu Rong: Hey, why is Xiao Shisan speaking like a sissy?

Zhou Yan: Oh! Who is this woman? Look at my "Thousand Charming Spells".

Zhurong instantly transformed into a shy god of fire.

Emperor Jun is going to give birth to a little golden crow.

Zhou Yan: Let’s take a break. I curse you to be impotent.

Di Jun: Ahhhh, what’s wrong with me?

Taiyi's fighting power is unparalleled.

Zhou Yan: Hehe, Taiyi is a real man. I curse you for falling in love with Fuxi at first sight.

Since Zhou Yan appeared in the prehistoric world, everything has been in chaos.

Wang Qi, an ordinary man, finds himself in the cruel world of immortal cultivation. Despite lacking a family background or exceptional talent, he forges his own path through adversity with his unyielding will. He bravely explores mysterious ruins and delves into the secrets of immortal cultivation. Overcoming numerous obstacles and life-threatening situations, he constantly transforms himself, forging ahead on the path to immortality, determined to pursue his own path to immortality.

[Cultivation, simulator, no pressure, upgrade exploration, plot, cool, villain, decisive killing]

Su Xuan became a low-level cultivator in the world of immortal cultivation. After failing to join a sect, he decided to venture into the secret realm.

And at this moment, he awakened the Immortal Cultivation Simulator.

And before each simulation begins, he will awaken a very powerful talent.

These talents can increase his cultivation speed, improve his spiritual roots, and allow him to possess a powerful immortal body.

It can also bring him various physical bonuses.

And Su Xuan discovered during the continuous simulation.

He is not the only time traveler in this world.

There are many, many sons of destiny.

They all carry the destiny of this world.

Possessing different golden fingers.

Among these people, some are the family's son-in-law.

Some people are talented and blessed with good fortune.

Some people are the destined male protagonist in the villain novel.

Some people are ruthless people who have cheats and possess systems.

There are even people who carry the fate of all the heavens and worlds.

But who would have thought that after ascending to heaven, these people would become food for alien races.

All the races in the heavens feed on humans and rely on them for sustenance...

Ten years of life and death are so vague, it is hard to forget even if I don’t think about it.

How many decades can a person have in his life?

Qin Lang has been practicing in the Immortal Locking Forbidden Land for ten years, but he is still an ordinary person.

The little yellow chicken he raised used its wings as swords, and the sword opened the gates of heaven: "If Heaven had not given birth to a little yellow chicken like me, I would have seen eternity as a long night!"

The fat and lazy orange cat transforms into the King of Thunder and Lightning: "Thunder is supreme among all the laws in the world, and I am the best in the way of thunder!"

The timid big yellow dog spit out cold white flames from his mouth: "If you want to bully the master, you have to get past me first! Woof!"

He was about to waste his life, but then an elder from the sect came to report: "The Immortal Locking Sect is in danger. Please respectfully ask Junior Master to come out of seclusion!"

Qin Lang was ordered to take charge of the Suoxian Gate as a junior master.

On this day, the Heavenly Dao that had not appeared in Qiankun Continent for ten thousand years bowed to him...

Counter-culture output + cultivation + live broadcast + Taoist + system + American preaching + no CP + no female lead + non-spiritual resurrection + black belly

This book is also known as: Preaching to America, shocking the Americans every day

Chen Xian, with the Taoist name Xuanyun, is known in the martial arts world as a quality young Taoist priest, the immortal version of the motherland, and a real person with incomparable thoughts.

Motto: I can do whatever I want!

After practicing in the mountains for a year, the Taoist temple was taken away.

Chen Xian: "Please, Heaven, uphold justice and punish the wicked with thunder. Reveal the truth to the world! Lightning Mother and Thunder God, quickly bring down your magical powers and follow me to eliminate evil. Boom boom boom boom, I obey the orders of the Supreme Lord Laojun and act with all urgency!!!"

After five thunderclaps, the fake temple caught fire, shocking the entire nation.

Netizens: "Oh no, he really got it!"

In response to the system's requirements, he exported anti-cultural ideas and went abroad to preach.

American Customs: "Is it okay if I touch your magic weapon?"

Chen Xian: "Please believe in science."

American Customs: "What are these little straw men for?"

Chen Xian: "A spellcasting tool prepared for the enemy."

American Customs: “????”

Reporter: "You said that Taoism can help you cultivate immortality. Do you know any magic?"

Chen Xian fired a palm thunder with his backhand: "I only know a little bit."

American onlookers: "Where did you say you believed in science?!"

Chen Xian: "It's normal, reasonable, and scientific for a Taoist priest to know magic."

The enemy hired assassins to invade the Taoist temple.

Chen Xian held the formation plate in his hand: "The Xiantian leads the Zhoutian, covering the changes of the Zhoutian, the Xiantian Bagua formation appears!"

The Taoist temple formation appeared, and the neighbor next door said: "Ward Fa!!!"

Transmigrating into the Primordial Era, he becomes Dijun, the future Demon Emperor of the demon race. In a muddled state of mind, he devours Taiyi, another three-legged golden crow, merging the origins of the golden crow into one.

Well aware of the development of primordial mythology and the tragic fate of the demon race, Dijun has no desire to follow the path of the Taiyi brothers.

Demon Emperor? He wouldn’t be one even if begged!

Without a unifying Demon Emperor, the demon race is left leaderless, embroiled in endless conflicts and constant disasters.

Without the demon race as a check, the witch race rises to dominate the Primordial World, while the saints who had expected to reap the benefits of the Lich War begin to panic.

What happened to the promised Lich War?

Why has it turned into endless infighting among the demon race instead?

A slow-paced, heartwarming story that grows more brilliant the deeper it goes.

Gu Bai transmigrated into the cultivation world.

His talent was mediocre,

but he possessed one gift—

immortality.

The path to immortality is long and lonely.

Gu Bai didn’t want to provoke anyone,

he simply wished to quietly live in this world

and witness its flourishing rise.

Yet as time passed,

he watched his friends and loved ones grow old and die,

while he could do nothing.

So he chose to pursue the Dao of Medicine.

At first, he only hoped to prolong their lives for a few years,

but gradually, he became a renowned master of the medicinal arts.

He lived through the cultivation world’s golden age,

and witnessed its darkest decline at the end of the Dao.

In every era… his shadow remained.