Counter-culture output + cultivation + live broadcast + Taoist + system + American preaching + no CP + no female lead + non-spiritual resurrection + black belly
This book is also known as: Preaching to America, shocking the Americans every day
Chen Xian, with the Taoist name Xuanyun, is known in the martial arts world as a quality young Taoist priest, the immortal version of the motherland, and a real person with incomparable thoughts.
Motto: I can do whatever I want!
After practicing in the mountains for a year, the Taoist temple was taken away.
Chen Xian: "Please, Heaven, uphold justice and punish the wicked with thunder. Reveal the truth to the world! Lightning Mother and Thunder God, quickly bring down your magical powers and follow me to eliminate evil. Boom boom boom boom, I obey the orders of the Supreme Lord Laojun and act with all urgency!!!"
After five thunderclaps, the fake temple caught fire, shocking the entire nation.
Netizens: "Oh no, he really got it!"
In response to the system's requirements, he exported anti-cultural ideas and went abroad to preach.
American Customs: "Is it okay if I touch your magic weapon?"
Chen Xian: "Please believe in science."
American Customs: "What are these little straw men for?"
Chen Xian: "A spellcasting tool prepared for the enemy."
American Customs: “????”
Reporter: "You said that Taoism can help you cultivate immortality. Do you know any magic?"
Chen Xian fired a palm thunder with his backhand: "I only know a little bit."
American onlookers: "Where did you say you believed in science?!"
Chen Xian: "It's normal, reasonable, and scientific for a Taoist priest to know magic."
The enemy hired assassins to invade the Taoist temple.
Chen Xian held the formation plate in his hand: "The Xiantian leads the Zhoutian, covering the changes of the Zhoutian, the Xiantian Bagua formation appears!"
The Taoist temple formation appeared, and the neighbor next door said: "Ward Fa!!!"
Transmigrating into the Primordial Era, he becomes Dijun, the future Demon Emperor of the demon race. In a muddled state of mind, he devours Taiyi, another three-legged golden crow, merging the origins of the golden crow into one.
Well aware of the development of primordial mythology and the tragic fate of the demon race, Dijun has no desire to follow the path of the Taiyi brothers.
Demon Emperor? He wouldn’t be one even if begged!
Without a unifying Demon Emperor, the demon race is left leaderless, embroiled in endless conflicts and constant disasters.
Without the demon race as a check, the witch race rises to dominate the Primordial World, while the saints who had expected to reap the benefits of the Lich War begin to panic.
What happened to the promised Lich War?
Why has it turned into endless infighting among the demon race instead?
The protagonist Ji Qing travels to the prehistoric world and becomes the ancestor of humanity, the first human created by Nuwa. However, humanity will soon become sacrifices for the demons to refine the Witch-Slaying Sword. To avert catastrophe, Ji Qing leads humanity in betraying Nuwa and retreating to the prehistoric world. This attracts the attention of various forces, and various crises ensue... Laozi: What!? The human race has retreated, so my chance to become a saint will be postponed indefinitely. Sanqing: Not only yours, but mine has been postponed indefinitely too! The prehistoric world thus enters an age without saints! But after retiring, the ancestor of humanity, Ji Qing, cultivated fervently and achieved sainthood before the Five Saints... The introduction is too short, please move on to the main text, thank you very much! ! !
When I woke up, I actually traveled through time and became one of the ten innate spiritual roots in the prehistoric world.
The explosion of the Western Spiritual Vein is imminent. After this catastrophe, one will be led to practice the Six Pure Bamboos...
There was no time left, and it was impossible to transform. Kuzhu had no choice but to embark on a path of stealing the origin of the ancient world and creating his own path.
In this ancient world, the devil is stealing, the way of heaven is stealing, and Hongjun is also stealing. What’s the harm if I add one more?
【Slice-of-Life Cultivation + Comedy + Lighthearted + Transmigration + No System】
Xu Qing, a 996 veteran workhorse, suddenly transmigrates. He originally planned to enjoy a carefree life with a beautiful wife and concubines, but unexpectedly was brought by Sect Leader Yu Hongchang into a top cultivation sect as a direct disciple.
Who knew that upon entering the sect, Xu Qing not only had to take care of his junior sister but also ended up with a dog. Reluctantly, Xu Qing could only become a literary copyist.
Until one day.
Xu Qing points his sword at a stunning woman, swearing never to be locked in the small black room as forbidden meat.
“How dare you! I am your master!”
“Even if you’re the master... what?”
My name is Li Jinzha. When you read this text, I guess I am already enjoying the blessing of 007 in heaven. Of course, with my identity as a teacher, I may also be working in Lingshan. It is not my wish to guard the gate for a group of bald donkeys, but the trend of heaven cannot be violated by human power. As the eldest son of the old Li family and Nezha's elder brother, according to the development of fate, my future does not seem to be bad. However, as an ambitious young man who has let go of his ideals, although the future is very hopeless, with my ability, even if I can't fight, I can always do it, right? To this end, I have formulated a plan... It is not convenient for me to reveal the specific content of the plan here. After all, many things cannot be implemented. So I can only say that I understand. But if you are lucky enough to see this text, my stupid (crossed out) my hopeful descendants, please do not doubt the authenticity of this text. As your ancestors who lived in the Shang Dynasty, do not question where the simplified Chinese characters came from, because this thing will soon become the common language here. Just regard it as a little news to you in advance. In short, believe it first. If you want to know more details of my plan, please every descendant who sees this text go to the following number V50.
West: After traveling through the ancient times, Ning Wen became a disciple of the Western religion and became a direct disciple of the Western religion.
You will gain extraordinary enlightenment at the beginning, and you will receive rewards when you sign in to the sacred mountain blessed land.
Sanqing: Ning Wen, why don’t you go back to the East? We regret it!
Jie Yin Zhunti: Don’t try to steal my disciple. We will fight to the death with anyone who tries!
Disciple, please strengthen our West!
Lu Chuan became a member of the army of time travelers and a disciple of Tongtian Jiaozhu. It happened that the Conferred God Tribulation was approaching. In order to avoid the Conferred God Tribulation,
After obtaining the permission of Tongtian Sect Master, Lu Chuan went out to establish a branch of Jiejiao.
Knowing that Jiejiao was in decline after the Conferred Gods Tribulation, Lu Chuan accepted disciples to continue the Jiejiao bloodline in order to repay the kindness of Master Tongtian.
What Lu Chuan didn't expect was that each of these disciples was extraordinary.
Yang Jian: Even if I have to carry Peach Mountain on my back and drag it across the river mouth with one hand, I, Yang Jian, will still be invincible in the world!
Su Daji: I am the empress and I must suppress all enemies in the world!
Nezha: This dragon... is delicious!
Emperor Xin: Who is claiming to be invincible? Who dares to claim to be undefeated?
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The other saints: "Tongtian, you are so despicable!"
Tongtian Sect Master: ??? What are you doing? I know nothing. I am suing you for defamation. Lawyer, where is my lawyer?
I accidentally traveled through time and became the most miserable 'King Zhou of Shang' in the Age of Conferred Gods
Is the Conferred God Tribulation tailor-made for me?
How is that possible? I have a golden finger!
Trigger cheat code
From then on, life reached its peak
Changing fate
Coming back from the wind
inverse……
I don't like Zhou.
I would rather not do it than be the greatest emperor in the world!
A thief appeared in the prehistoric world, moving countless spiritual roots and treasures to an unknown location and stealing even the mountains, rivers, and earth veins! Many powerful beings searched the world for this thief who stole the prehistoric resources. To their surprise, the thief turned out to be... Minghe: The Blood Sea is immortal, the Minghe is immortal, wait... where's my Blood Sea? Dijun: Where's my Heavenly Palace? How did my vast Heavenly Palace disappear? Hongjun: Wow, where did my Purple Sky Palace go? Yuanchen, who possessed his own small world, calmly stated, "I've moved the entire prehistoric world to other planes. I even took the Heavenly Dao. How could I leave anything else for you?" ... In the Small Thousand Worlds, I'm a Golden Immortal. In the Middle Thousand Worlds, I'm Taiyi. In the Great Thousand Worlds, I'm Daluo. By annexing the prehistoric world, I'll become a Sage.