Uzumaki Naruto always felt that something was strange about the ninja school today. Sasuke, who usually treated him coldly, actually reached out to help him when he was about to fall. Iruka, the usually strict teacher, looked at him as if he was looking at a lost treasure. Even Haruno Sakura, who had always looked down on him, inexplicably said "Watch your step" when passing by. "What a bunch of weirdos." Naruto curled his lips. He didn't notice that there were countless eyes following him from behind, those eyes hiding the scars of war and the joy of rebirth. There was also a secret concerning the entire ninja world that only he didn't know.
Having traveled to the Naruto world, Bai Mo joins the Akatsuki organization under the guise of being from the future, becoming the organization's sole strategist.
He started with a brilliant, unconventional strategy: sending White Zetsu to infiltrate the toilets of the five great ninja villages to collect toilet paper, thus elevating Hidan to the status of a true Shinigami and shocking the Akatsuki organization.
Xiao Nan: Is there any that aren't so sleazy?
Bai Mo: I heard that your divine origami skills can disguise yourself very well?
Xiao Nan: Mm.
Bai Mo: Disguise explosive tags as toilet paper, sell them in five major countries, and let the world feel the pain when they wipe their butts. Art is an explosion!
Payne, Deidara: ?
Bai Mo: Nisuke, if you really want power, just drink a sip of Naruto's 'milk'.
After traveling to the world of Fairy Tail, I found myself getting stronger after learning magic. Of course, such a good thing is to make myself stronger, live happier, and make people around me live happier.
So a few years later...
"Are you kidding me? That guy uses super magic right away. Isn't this bullying?!"
"It's either super magic or light cannon. Who is that guy's opponent?"
"Just an ordinary dark guild member..."
"You are worthy of being a wizard of Fairy Tail..."
You must first hone your skills until they are as refined as Scáthach's; you must train your physique until it is as powerful as Typhon's; then, you must lift the sword left by the King of Britain, mount Pegasus given to you by Medusa, and set off for distant lands; along the way, you will breathe fire and unleash thunder; people will weave your name into songs and sing them, their voices trembling in the night. You will become a legend, a walking—Heroic Spirit. …“Becoming a Heroic Spirit only requires three steps: close the book, open the door, and then go out.” With these words, Shane, carrying the Book of Heroic Spirits that could summon countless legends and myths, arrived in the world of Fairy Tail. “Hmm, out in the world, let's slay a dragon first!” (PS: Even those unfamiliar with Fairy Tail and Type-Moon can easily read this; enjoy! QAQ)
"What is justice?" "What is fairness?" "Justice may be delayed, but never absent?" "Is delayed justice still justice?" "Does this peace, built on the bones of countless innocent people, make you feel proud and proud?" "Look, this is the great achievement I have accomplished." "Surely, the world can't live without me?" "This ugly face is truly... disgusting." — A Thousand Years. This ninja world has been in chaos for a thousand years. Rotting corpses, blinding blood, and rusted, broken swords litter the battlefield. And the war... never stops. No one can end it. And now... he has arrived.
Others learn magic for great benefits, but Noah learns magic simply to have fun.
Thus, the aged Nicolas Flamel became a bald, muscular boxing champion, Voldemort regressed to a five-year-old child, and the entire school was forced to go clubbing on their first day of school—from then on, the art style completely collapsed! —When an alchemist's pranks become his strongest weapon, the entire magical world becomes his playground!