Wang Teng traveled through time and became a parrot, but was bound to a fan-attracting evolution system. However, his owner was a mediocre female anchor.
This is an incredible start, but Birdy never gives up!
From then on, the live broadcast industry had a new rogue parrot that was foul-mouthed, sweary, and heartbreaking:
"Hot horse!", "Hit me! Come and hit me!", "So what? What else can I do?"
"Good morning, workers! Aren't you still up earlier than the chickens today?"
"You always say you'll start working hard tomorrow. Oh, stop kidding yourself! You said the same thing yesterday."
"Emo? That's normal. Excellent people are sad in the first half of the night and sleep in the second half, but you are sad all night and can't get up the next day."
"Don't say you have nothing. Aren't you still sick?"
"Stop complaining that life isn't fair. Life doesn't even know you, okay?"
"Repeat after me: As long as I have no morals, you can't kidnap me."
The live broadcast room barrage went completely crazy:
"Is this parrot peeping into my life?"
"Brother Bird, stop scolding! The child is stupid!"
"Help me, he didn't mention me in every sentence, but every sentence was about me!"
In just a few months, her sharp words went viral online, with fans crying and following her: "I just love the way you can't stand me but can't get rid of me!"
Just when everyone is addicted to sucking birds and can't help themselves——
A year later, the global spiritual energy revived and human beings awakened one after another.
Everyone looked up at the sky, only to find that the parrot that used to only know how to complain...
He had already evolved quietly, standing on the stars, becoming the magnificent Demon Emperor, overlooking all living beings.
It's so hard for me. I just want to be forgotten as soon as possible and go home to become a salted fish with nothing but money.
But...but why?
Can I win the Best Actress award for slacking off in acting ?
Can I take on an unpopular theme and become a hit?
Can I take on a villain role to ruin other people's good impression of me and win the Best Actor award?
Can I become a singer just by singing a few words at someone else's concert?
Can I leave a legendary song just by playing a few pianos on stage?
What's going on?
Is it so hard to be forgotten?
[New Book Release: The History of the Great Zhou Dynasty's Archives]
A soul from another world arrives in the Harry Potter world... creating a new account... from weak to strong... establishing a family... creating magic... becoming the Head of Slytherin... Headmaster... God...
Changing everyone's destiny...
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Name: Breeze Order
House: Slytherin
Cheat Code: Natural Magic (Ancient Magic)
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PS1: Based on the original work, dialogue is mainly in British accent.
PS2: The protagonist grows with life experiences.
PS3: The complete story from first to seventh grade
PS4: No female lead, focuses on career.
PS5: No operating system, not an upgrade for mindless beginners.
PS6: Nature magic isn't Druid magic, it's ancient magic.
PS7: Volume 1 stays true to the original story, with the protagonist changing the world as they grow stronger.
PS8: This story has many elements and is not based on a single achievement—academic excellence, researching ancient magic and alchemy, establishing a family, wizarding business, becoming a professor, becoming a principal, faith, gods, changing the original characters' fates...
Now you are watching——
The live broadcast room of the number one cat appraiser on the Internet, the new-age Elvis, the cat's close friend, the cat clan's spiritual mentor, the prairie cat-stroking knight...
"Cuteness is justice, and cats bring blessings!"
"Hello everyone, my name is Chen Nian!"
"A cat appraiser!"
At the beginning, Chen Nian just wanted to be an ordinary cat appraisal anchor and make a little money.
But after a round-eared cat appeared in the live broadcast room...
Everything has changed!
"What? You said this is a stray cat you picked up?!"
"You are such a torture, kid!"
(Daily articles, single female protagonist, live broadcast, cat raising, UP host, travel, adventure, and meet more cats!)
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Haruhiko was transported into the game world’s Demon-Tainted Tokyo, where his second life began.
His origins are a mystery, and he’s taken in by a shrine maiden from the Inari Shrine—his mother’s friend.
But he soon discovers… she’s not human. She’s a yōkai.
Well, she’s beautiful, so maybe that’s not a dealbreaker.
Except—he later realizes she might not even be his mother’s friend at all.
[Farming + Family-based + No System + Slow Burn + Not a Satisfying Story + No Mary Sue Character]
The Li family, possessing the symbiotic bloodline of spirit trees, faces a dwindling bloodline and surrounding powerful enemies. Li Muge, entrusted with a critical mission, cultivates a symbiotic relationship with the Azure Fire and the Wutong Tree, using fire-attribute techniques to scorch the heavens and boil the seas. During cultivation, the fire spirit is as close to his own limbs as he commands. Connected to the Nine Aperture Spirit Vine, his comprehension greatly increases, allowing him to easily overcome the shackles of cultivation. He leads his family in planting spirit trees, refining elixirs, exploring secret realms, and forming arrays with contracted spirit trees to reverse fate. He vows to cultivate a forest of immortality for the Li family on the intertwined chessboard of the five realms! This path to immortality is not only a bond between man and wood, but also an inextinguishable prairie fire of bloodline!
Su Xiu transmigrated to the world of American comics, a world that blends Marvel and DC, where all sorts of villains emerge!
Terror gripped the land, but he remained completely calm!
Because he awakened the 'All-Heavens Invasion System', which allows him to randomly select natives of this world to conquer other worlds. The rewards obtained by the superheroes are amplified a hundredfold by Su Xiu!
Iron Man is infected with the T-virus and embarks on a glorious evolution of flesh and blood.
Thor, wielding twelve runes, transforms into the eternal Rune King mode.
Captain America waves the flag and sets sail, sparking a human rights revolution in the world of exploration, turning the sea red with freedom.
Thanos: Is this how peace can be achieved?
The Primal Beyonders: Warhammer Four Peddlers?
OAA: I see a higher power!
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Soviet revisionists: You may make a small profit, but I will never lose!
Huh?
How did Spider-Man become Gwen Stacy? Scarlet Witch, what are you doing here? Flying Girl! ...
Life isn't always dramatic; more often it's mundane and uneventful. Ed, an ordinary person, always manages to find his own happiness in the ordinary moments of life.
[Daily Life of Immortal Cultivation] [Funny and Relaxed] [Student] [Only I am the Immortal]
He opened his eyes again and returned to the classroom. Xu Qingfeng, a powerful god who had been reborn from the world of immortal cultivation, decided that this time, he would take his time to live his life and cultivate his immortality.
In this galaxy overflowing with Source Energy, countless races thrive. Countless beings look up at the stars, seeking the ultimate pinnacle of Source Energy.
Bai Xiaoge transmigrated into the body of a Quillin. His homeland shattered, his people scattered—what once was, is no more. But as a weak, pitiful, and helpless little fox, Bai Xiaoge isn’t panicking at all—because he can switch modes.
Eagle Eye Mode, Analysis Mode, MVP Mode, Extreme Evasion Mode, Absolute Defense Mode, Unlimited Source Energy Mode...
He can fight, tank, deal damage, play it safe, charge recklessly—and even warm a bed.
“No matter what the problem is, I can handle it for you! ...Uh... what? I’m the only male left in the whole clan?”
As the last royal bloodline, he bears the mission of reviving his race.
Master Source Energy. Compete for dominance among the stars.
But Bai Xiaoge soon realizes—it’s not that simple. Before the old ancestor died, they apparently left behind some kind of outrageous mess.
【Low-dimensional inferior lifeform, commencing Source Energy transfer according to protocol...】
“So... we’re actually the true calamity of the galaxy...?”