Han Chen traveled to the continent of Teyvat a thousand years ago, took control of yin and yang and became Lingxiao Tai Chi Zhenjun. After traveling through the seven kingdoms, he chose to retire in Liyue Harbor and become a light novel writer.

[Daily + Main Story + Sweet + Excessive Sugar]

Zhongli: "From a common sense perspective, writing an autobiography like this will get you struck by lightning."

Wendy: "I'll treat you to some dandelion wine. Next time, write something more handsome for me. Hey hey."

Lei Movie: "You understand light novels."

"I Conquered the World of Desolation with the Geo Emperor in the Age of Demons" sold 100,000 copies in Liyue, prompting Keqing to bring the Dragon Roar in the Box to urge for updates.

The popular song "If You Are Trapped in a Windless Land" in Mondstadt made countless people cry in the middle of the night.

"General Baal Wants Me to Confess ~ The Gods' Love Brain War ~" has always been ranked first in the Inazuma "This Light Novel is Amazing" column.

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So far, Raiden Shin, Teppei, and Daichishuwang have been rescued...To be continued.

Note: This book has some secondary creation modifications, and Ying's personality tends to be secondary creation (trash).

Main storyline progress: Liyue - Inazuma - Lantern Festival - Fontaine - Rongcai Festival/Island - Nata - Xumi (in progress). If you don’t feel like the original story, you can fast forward directly from Inazuma to Xumi.

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"Life and death begin, and the cycle of yin and yang ends."

"The name of heaven and earth is Qiankun, and Lingxiao Tai Chi blooms."

"Name?"

"Qin Yu."

"Place of birth?"

"Liyue."

"Do you know what crime you have committed?"

"I don't know."

"You have stolen the hearts of many girls."

"I haven't."

"You have also secretly made lifelong promises to many women."

"Yes, but that is as friends for life."

"Then why do so many people accuse you of not doing that?"

"I can't."

Qin Yu was also very puzzled. She clearly wanted to be close to them as besties, but inexplicably, they became more and more strange.

"Sir, I am innocent."

"No, you are not."

The lights on the other side were turned on, revealing their true faces.

Keqing said with a fake smile: "I saw it all. Tell me how many other women confessed to you!"

"Ah...fuck."

This book is also known as:

"It's easy to capture the Inazuma girl, because I'm from Liyue!"

"It's easy to capture the Mondstadt girl, because I'm from Liyue!"

"It's easy to capture the Liyue girl, because I'm not human!"

On this day, people began to recall all the information sealed within their genes.

If we take code as an example, then DNA sequence is undoubtedly the biggest mountain of shit.

This place contains countless possibilities; all the genes that have been dormant on the path of evolution are awakened at this moment.

They recalled the ancient battles against primordial behemoths, the many powerful beings who soared into the sky to fight against the world-destroying flood, and the things they had been forced to forget 99 years ago…

But why don't I remember it?

"If we're not sisters, how could a girl like you design a game like this?"

A player stared at the shattered pieces of meat scattered on the computer screen and the accompanying voiceover saying "Piece it back together," and broke down in despair.

"Honestly, even by the end, I felt like I was the victim. The person who designed this game should probably have a mental health clinic."

"Why is there another mental hospital in the open world in this update?"

"Bu Dui!"

"Mental hospital?"

"Bu Hao!"

"She's still putting in the effort! She's still putting in the effort!"

………

A genius horror game designer suddenly appeared on the blue planet.

This designer's vast world exploration is filled with eeriness, suspense, horror, and gore...

Finally, some players couldn't take the game's intensity anymore and began to launch a fierce attack on the designer.

The person who watched the designer's live stream was stunned.

The person who designed these terrifying games was actually a woman!

She's still a cute little white-haired girl!

"Little sister, let me take you to play that popular Bloody Ranch game online."

"Oh, that one I designed."

"I've already completed the game perfectly."

"A perfect playthrough in real life."

The player, staring at the walkthrough that required beheading the butcher to achieve a perfect victory, fell into a long silence.

Gods raise pious lambs, while wizards reap the fruits called "Gods." This is a world dominated by extraordinary wizards, and Roland unexpectedly transmigrates here, becoming one of many wizarding apprentices. Carrying his own player panel, Roland embarks on his wizarding journey. Researching potions, modifying bloodlines, altering spells, conquering the astral planes, hunting gods, pursuing truth—his shadow is present in everything. Many star ages later, a figure appears on the Throne of Truth, researching the birth and destruction of planes. "Knowledge is the source that moves everything; those who only know how to fight and kill are merely slaves to power." —Shadow of the Mortal World, Seeker of Truth, Ring of Truth, Crown of the Sun—Roland.

[Crazy + Abstract + Funny + Explosive + No Female Lead + Decisive and Ruthless]

"No, why are you arresting me, officer? Please let me explain. I really do have polio. I was forced to come to Shang K. They don't treat me like a human being. They carried a disabled person like me here to take care of my sister's business."

"Oh? A brand new version? And someone reported you for kicking that wanted criminal to death with a flying kick, how do you explain that?"

"Slander! They're slandering me! They're stealing from me! They're cheating me! I'm a disabled person!"

"Relying on absorbing sunlight to replenish energy, what else could you be but a vegetable? From childhood polio to a vegetable state, your condition has worsened."

"Oh ho ho, you vampire, and you're even using solar energy as a new energy source!"

"Why do you always yell 'Take this!' at your opponent before every fight?"

"Let me emphasize this again! I rely on skill, not stats!"

"You mean, you personally witnessed a lord-level behemoth being kicked to death by a polio-stricken child?"

[Starting Character: A High School Student with Polio]

[Ending: The Black-Winged Demon Suppresses All Races]

Write in moderation, indulge in quirky humor and memes, enter the world I've created, and let me bring you joy. Let me prove that AI can never replace humanity.

I believe in parallel universes.

Waking up to find himself in an American comic book world, he becomes the mastermind behind everything using blank cards, freely customizing prop cards, character cards, scene cards, and identity cards. From the Predator to Tomie Kawakami, New York is engulfed in bizarre cases. Recruiting begins in Milwaukee, mutants join Vought International, and who will be the next superhero reality show star? Meanwhile, S.H.I.E.L.D. captures an alien meteorite containing a time machine that brings crucial information to the Earth Guard: "The cosmic overlord of Endgame has launched a superhero extermination plan." "To ensure final victory, there is only one way..."

He was transported to Japan in 1912, only to discover that this bizarre world was inhabited by yokai (supernatural beings), and that as a samurai, he had an obligation to slay them? Fortunately, despite this hellish start, Taira no Harunobu awakened a system that allowed him to draw unique sword techniques and items from various works by training disciples! Under his careful tutelage, the older sister next door learned Thunder Breathing and Lightning Return, becoming the Inari Soul Sword Saint; the little girl who used to roam the streets mastered Laurent's Mind's Eye Blade, becoming a peerless swordswoman with every strike finding its opening; and the noblewoman lawyer was inspired by the Ashina style, mastering the profound principle that everything can be a sword… Huh? Why are there only girls in the dojo? Nonsense! Isn't he a man?! — So said Taira no Harunobu, the Swift Wind Swordsman, the Eternal Sword Saint, and the Guardian of the Samurai Clan.

Lu Tao, who was originally a top player in the game, suddenly found himself transported to another world with his level, equipment, and supplies from eight dimensional pockets.

In a world where even gods only reach level 99, Lu Tao's level is a despair-inducing 100...

The fox queen who rules the mountains is his pet; the bloodthirsty and brutal wolf chieftain is his loyal servant; even the Storm Dragon King, who looks down on all living beings and stands at the top of the world, can only grovel at his feet and be a docile little dog.

Lu Tao looked up at the sky and sighed, "This other world is too easy!"

After traveling to another world, Su Wen found himself transformed into a skeleton. Being a skeleton was pretty good. He could patrol his territory, mine, play with slimes, and even piece together his own foes after being torn apart by heroes. Then one day, Su Wen encountered the dying Goddess of Light and accidentally caught a tiny bit of the power of light. Faced with the goddess' tearful pleas, Su Wen reluctantly agreed. Restoring the glory of light is our duty! … “You’re a skeleton, why do you glow at night?” “Why is your necromancy so blinding?” “Help! What did I see? A necromancer using holy light?” Research has revealed that death ray is an extremely rare offshoot of holy light. And holy light belongs to light!