Gran: "Weiss, I have the most delicious food in the universe. Do you want to try it?"
Weiss: "Trying to trick me into saving you? Don't be silly... It smells so good!!"
Gran: "Mr. Weiss, I want to learn how to break the rules. I want to learn Ultra..."
Weiss: "Don't be silly, how could you possibly learn... What, how did you comprehend the second level of selflessness so quickly? What, you learned to break the rules again??"
Beerus: "Boy, you have good talent, so I'll make you my candidate!"
Xiangpa: "How outrageous! That skinny rib has such a talented candidate!"
Bardos: "This little guy is amazing, he even learned angel control techniques!"
High Priest: "Will Gran surpass me one day?"
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[Quanzong mind reading + group pet + full-level boss + no CP cool article]
In Mo Jiuwei's last reincarnation before her ascension, she became a disabled and mute baby.
Old Liu, who had been out in the cold of winter, ignored his own hunger and brought this blue-frozen baby girl back to the shabby sect. The fellow disciples, with their help, scraped some cloth and some food, and managed to save the poor little girl's life.
Then everyone discovered - something incredible!
[This little old man actually possesses immortal essence and doesn't even know it? He's wasted all these years.]
[Hey, is there a spiritual energy fluctuation nearby? Let me calculate... Oh, a spiritual creature is about to appear in the nearby Qingfeng Ridge.]
[Senior Sister Yue was cheated on by her lover and defrauded of her money and sex! This is outrageous!]
[A hell-level secret realm is about to open? Nonsense! This is clearly the richest secret realm you'll ever encounter. You can just carry a sack and pick up gold! Why don't you hurry and get in!]
Mo Jiuwei found that everything around her began to change, starting with her own food, clothing and daily expenses which had obviously improved.
Then he looked again. Huh? How come the entire sect has become a big boss in the eyes of the immortal world? Even the Dalmatian he raised can fight ten people at once!
That’s great! In that case, she can just lie back and enjoy this life!
[System + Star Wars + Farming + Late Lord + Funny + Cool Article]
Veteran science fiction fan Wang Xiaohu obtained the universe's first starship modification system. From then on:
Interstellar Pirate: "Why is there a star destroyer on a light destroyer?!
A senior starship designer said: "No battleship can reach this speed! Impossible, absolutely impossible!"
The Imperial Five-Star General: "Young people have no martial ethics!"
…………
A story about the sea of stars, please enter.
"As a professional game designer, it's okay to make the CG animation look better and the special effects more realistic?"
"Don't get me wrong, it's really just a promotional video."
At a large game exhibition, Chen Lin spoke seriously to the camera.
Player A: "No, you can directly make a 2D game promotional video into an epic blockbuster, is that really good?"
Player B: "Others make CG to promote games, but you make games to promote CG, right?"
Originally, the players almost believed Chen Lin's words.
But when "Resident Evil", "Big Cousin", "Cyberpunk", "Sekiro", "Interstellar Outer Wilderness"... After the release of a series of game promotional videos, they couldn't stand it anymore.
After buying games and movies, earning two shares at a time, is this something that people can do?
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There are already 2 million words of the finished masterpiece "Lord of the People: My Troops Are Mutated", please rest assured to bookmark and read.
"Professor Oak, hello. Although I look like a Gardevoir, I'm actually a human sealed inside this body. My tens of millions in assets have been frozen, and all I need now is a Pokédex and six Poké Balls to break the seal. If you give them to me, I’ll reward you with 5 million afterward..."
"Do I look like an idiot to you...?"
"Actually, Professor, the truth is—"
"Even if you can talk, can’t you just... be a proper Pokémon?"
"...Fine."
"Then, how about this—predict my grandson’s future for me."
"Your grandson...? Nah, forget it. I’d rather go predict that idiot instead."
"......"
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...
Li Xiao returned to his hometown, inherited a zoo, obtained a system, and started a live stream of his pleasant daily life at the zoo. He would pet tigers, tease eagles, and rescue some wild animals. Unbeknownst to him, he became known as the last cultivator on Earth.
Audience member: "This guy can communicate with animals!"
Li Xiao: "I don't understand animal language."
After saying that, he started to educate the giant panda about rare animals, letting the giant panda do whatever it wanted, regardless of what level of protection the animals were, since it was already at the maximum level!
Audience member: "The zoo director is so poor, the zoo is almost bankrupt."
Li Xiao: "I'm not poor, I'm just not interested in money."
After saying that, Li Xiao caught a bluefin tuna worth 21 million, the most expensive in the world!
Audience member: "Is the headmaster actually a cultivator?"
Li Xiao: "Young people, you must believe in science!"
After saying that, Li Xiao, holding the golden eagle cub that had fallen off the cliff, leaped down...
The newly created group number is 1062516790. It's very pink and cute, so hurry up and get on board!
The player arrived, and so I became the BOSS.
They call me—the Lord of Eternal Night.
Zhang Ye: "Just wait, I will completely expel them from this world, leaving not a single one alive!!!"
Player: "Wait, who provoked him again? Why is he on fire again?!"
Zhang Ye: "Version update, players all log off at midnight? Opportunity!"
Player: "Why is it so dark? Who's playing that BOSS tune over there... Buhao, my guild!"
Zhang Ye: "Want to form a professional team and start a professional competition? Absolutely not!"
Player: "Wait, which pro team got a boss in here?!"
Zhang Ye: "We need someone to hold off the player alliance for ten days? I'll do it!"
Player: "Everyone calm down, listen to me—quickly kill yourself, don't let him have his fun!"
Zhang Ye: "You can't kill me. Death and revenge are on my side. One day, I will return with my might!!!"
Player: "Quick, quick, use all the world items! This is our only chance—nice, we've finally sealed this world boss!"
[World Announcement: Season 1, "Dawn of the World," has ended and a version update will be performed. Real-time: 24 hours.]
[World Announcement: Season 2, "The Beginning of Eternal Night," has begun. 120 years have passed in the game. The seal of Eternal Night has been broken. We wish you a pleasant gaming experience.]
Player: "BYD, 'one day' means tomorrow, right? Is this game even playable anymore?!"
A player commented: "It's fun, I love playing it!"
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[Genius + Popularity + Single + Ideal Lover + Funny and Lighthearted]
Lin Yuan is a player of a fantasy game.
I unexpectedly arrived in this fantasy world.
He successfully rescued the elder of the Taiyin Holy Land and became his disciple.
I thought I would level up, become stronger, and marry a beautiful and wealthy woman.
It turns out this sect only accepts women?!
Having no other choice, he had to disguise himself as a woman to get through the ordeal.
I never expected to be chosen as a saint.
Lin Yuan gritted his teeth and said, "When I become Emperor, I will definitely revise these damned sect rules!"
However, Lin Yuan had no idea at this time that he would later be chosen as the number one on the list of most beautiful women in the world.
Lin Yuan: "Don't these people have good taste?!"
Those he has saved and helped include an old man with a golden finger, a protagonist in a game with a broken engagement and a family-annihilation upgrade, a future demon emperor protagonist with a bone-digging style and a dark version, a protagonist with the destiny of a future martial emperor with a useless style, a scheming protagonist with the destiny of a child of destiny, a dragon-proud protagonist with the holy son of a holy land, and a protagonist with the destiny of a behind-the-scenes style. They all said, "This makes perfect sense."
People from Kyushu and the players: "Your Highness, we choose you!"
After saving the world, these good brothers, whose friendship had soured, went to the sacred land of Taiyin to propose marriage.
Lin Yuan was extremely shocked: "You people, stay away from me! Don't come any closer! I used to consider you brothers."
Years later, Lin Yuan, who had become the Great Emperor of the Human Race, the leader of the Dao Alliance, the chief of the righteous path, and the savior of the Taiyin Holy Land, said: "I really didn't intend to cross-dress at first..."
#I'm logging into the fantasy world ahead of schedule, and I'm vanquishing demons and monsters, going from righteous to wicked.
#I'm really not the main character in the game, players, you've misunderstood.
#After dressing up as a saintess, the chosen ones are completely captivated.
The invasion of countless realms caused countless gates to descend upon the blue planet, instantly triggering numerous calamities!
At the end of their rope, the consciousness of Earth awakened!
Its name is: Survival Game Rules!
The era of "Survival Games" has begun!
………………
Moss is reincarnated and horrified to find himself transformed into a little mouse!
"A true man, given a second chance at life, should not die a life of mediocrity!"
From the sewers came the stubborn cries of a little mouse!
So what if it's a little mouse!
Moss declared, "My fate is in my own hands, not in the hands of heaven!"
She is a treacherous woman who steals divine status amidst the war of the gods!
She is a demon lord who spreads plague and death throughout the world, and countless creatures tremble at the mere mention of her name!
Yet she is also the woman of abundance, sung by countless people, and a saint who saves countless lives!
"Tremble in my glory, mortals! Ha ha ha ha—"
Moss Lie, holding the supreme divine power, laughed heartily and ascended the one and only divine throne under the gaze of countless other gods!
Mo Mingxin, a demonic enchantress, enjoys stealing fairies' underwear and drawing fairy doujinshi. She's the most hated bitch the righteous sects have wanted to kill for millennia, without exception. However... she's also the chief disciple of a major righteous sect, a goddess in the hearts of countless people; a young lady from a prestigious family, a popular idol; a sword cultivator who uses her body as a sword to pursue the ultimate swordsmanship; a former fairy who has fallen into the demonic path and craves power; and a seemingly innocent but actually very cunning spy junior sister... Mo Mingxin: Come at me all at once, I'm in a hurry!