Wang Teng traveled through time and became a parrot, but was bound to a fan-attracting evolution system. However, his owner was a mediocre female anchor.
This is an incredible start, but Birdy never gives up!
From then on, the live broadcast industry had a new rogue parrot that was foul-mouthed, sweary, and heartbreaking:
"Hot horse!", "Hit me! Come and hit me!", "So what? What else can I do?"
"Good morning, workers! Aren't you still up earlier than the chickens today?"
"You always say you'll start working hard tomorrow. Oh, stop kidding yourself! You said the same thing yesterday."
"Emo? That's normal. Excellent people are sad in the first half of the night and sleep in the second half, but you are sad all night and can't get up the next day."
"Don't say you have nothing. Aren't you still sick?"
"Stop complaining that life isn't fair. Life doesn't even know you, okay?"
"Repeat after me: As long as I have no morals, you can't kidnap me."
The live broadcast room barrage went completely crazy:
"Is this parrot peeping into my life?"
"Brother Bird, stop scolding! The child is stupid!"
"Help me, he didn't mention me in every sentence, but every sentence was about me!"
In just a few months, her sharp words went viral online, with fans crying and following her: "I just love the way you can't stand me but can't get rid of me!"
Just when everyone is addicted to sucking birds and can't help themselves——
A year later, the global spiritual energy revived and human beings awakened one after another.
Everyone looked up at the sky, only to find that the parrot that used to only know how to complain...
He had already evolved quietly, standing on the stars, becoming the magnificent Demon Emperor, overlooking all living beings.
Su Cheng was driving his homemade steam locomotive on the track when suddenly a dump truck rushed out and transported him directly to the medieval magical world.
I don't know any magic, so it makes perfect sense for me to build the steam engine and start the Industrial Revolution, right?
Dwarf: "My lord, you are the god of forging, aren't you? I want to give you my daughter in marriage!"
Goblin: "Delicious fries and fried birds, it doesn't matter where I am enslaved, I'll stay in this castle for the rest of my life!"
Orc: "How can there be such exquisite fabric! This is a privilege reserved for kings!"
Su Cheng: "I need workers! A lot of workers! What's the most important thing in the Middle Ages? Talent, talent, and damn it, talent!"
The first industrial park on the Magic Continent was officially completed.
Potatoes, oilseeds, weaving, forging, vehicles, ships, airships, tanks, military equipment...
What problem can't be solved with a steam engine?
If one machine can't solve the problem, then use two!
When he woke up, Wen Ming inherited the estate of his third uncle from a distant family: a hotel worth 289 million US dollars.
However, when the first tenant checked in with his dog, Wen Ming realized that something might be wrong.
"I'm John, John Wick."
When Wen Ming finally sent John Wick away, he saw a naked man standing up from a huge blue electric ball at the hotel entrance.
T800, is that you?
Are you here to put an end to me?
Also, Iron Man, don't charge your Iron Man armor in my hotel. Do you know how expensive electricity is?
I just want to open a hotel, why is it so difficult?
This book is also known as "Running a Hotel: Thanos Rushed to Write Me a Good Review", "Running a Hotel: Black Widow and Catwoman Rushed to Be the Receptionist", "Running a Hotel: Megatron Complained that the Helipad was Too Small", and "I Started by Receiving a Dog, Am I Running a Continental Hotel?"
A meteor containing the remains of the God of Games fell into Lei Tie's hands, making him the God of Games who possessed the power of games.
"Well, I need the help of the players from Fire Blue Star!"
“This game is awesome!!!”
"GM, please give me a chance. I want to work as a bricklayer!"
"Haha, explosions are art!!"
"Big is justice, caliber is truth!!"
"The Fourth Calamity is invincible!"
“.......”
Countless stupid players from the Fire Blue Star poured into one magical world after another, turning each world into a strange shape.
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It's so hard for me. I just want to be forgotten as soon as possible and go home to become a salted fish with nothing but money.
But...but why?
Can I win the Best Actress award for slacking off in acting ?
Can I take on an unpopular theme and become a hit?
Can I take on a villain role to ruin other people's good impression of me and win the Best Actor award?
Can I become a singer just by singing a few words at someone else's concert?
Can I leave a legendary song just by playing a few pianos on stage?
What's going on?
Is it so hard to be forgotten?
Interstellar gourmet Lin Xiaochu transmigrates to the cultivation world, bound to the "Universal Immortal Chef System." He discovers that stir-frying can increase cultivation, simmering soup can temper spiritual roots, and even making a simple cucumber salad can lead to enlightenment of sword intent. He thought he could quietly accumulate power through his culinary skills, but he stumbles into the most outrageous sect in the entire cultivation world, the "Ten Thousand Flavors Sect"—where senior brothers would unleash defensive immortal artifacts for a bowl of fried rice, elders would break through their cultivation realms on the spot for a sip of Buddha Jumps Over the Wall, and even the sect leader has to queue for breakfast at 3 AM. The sect is united enough to fight a annihilation crisis, but at mealtimes they instantly transform into "hungry wolves," engaging in three hundred rounds of "friendly sparring" for half a piece of braised pork. Lin Xiaochu looks at the system panel's "Today's Task: Make snail rice noodles that Nascent Soul cultivators will fight tooth and nail for," and silently tightens his apron: "Fellow cultivators, let's make this clear first: fighting over food is fine, but please don't smash my pot!"
As a titan, Cabela is undoubtedly unique.
A unique body that can shrink and transform into a humanoid form
Unique timidity
When Godzilla and Ghidorah fought and destroyed her home
She: Waving her hands in protest! The two bosses probably didn't see it, so run away! Find another place to settle down
Until she learned magic (her smile gradually widened) My fellow humans, it makes sense for me to fight with magic~
As a magic school, Hogwarts certainly never thought that it would admit a monster.
Professor McGonagall: I think it is embarrassing for me to take this new student.
Dumbledore: How could that be? The child is... 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea!
As the companion of a Titan, Hermione said she was shocked that Campbell could be so soft and timid.
Canberra: Just tell me whether you like it or not!
Hermione: I love it!
(Note: This is a story with two female protagonists. The author has some knowledge about Titans, but not much. The personal settings and timeline may be a bit messy, so please don't read it too carefully. Welcome to read)
Now you are watching——
The live broadcast room of the number one cat appraiser on the Internet, the new-age Elvis, the cat's close friend, the cat clan's spiritual mentor, the prairie cat-stroking knight...
"Cuteness is justice, and cats bring blessings!"
"Hello everyone, my name is Chen Nian!"
"A cat appraiser!"
At the beginning, Chen Nian just wanted to be an ordinary cat appraisal anchor and make a little money.
But after a round-eared cat appeared in the live broadcast room...
Everything has changed!
"What? You said this is a stray cat you picked up?!"
"You are such a torture, kid!"
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The most searched topic on Weibo: Zhou Yu, the famous academic master who created MOSS, is actually a succubus!
"Brother Yu, we don't have the funds."
"It's okay, wait for me to show you how to get something for nothing!"
"Brother Yu, the Nantianmen Project is short of experimental materials and people!"
"Small question, should I go to the technology company or the Dragon Science Institute this time?"
"Brother Yu, the asteroid defense department wants you to go!"
"...Can I refuse?"
"Mr. Zhou, what do you think of the nickname Succubus?"
"I must emphasize again that I'm a serious researcher. I simply want history to know who the real masters are. Could you please tell me about the Solar System Archaeology Project?"
Competitor: "Mr. Zhou, you are very famous."
Zhou Yu: "Stand with me, and you will become famous too."
Competitors: …
Su Yu was reborn and traveled to the other world of gods where demigods were rampant. He gained the power of demigods increased tenfold, but his priesthood was the goddess of light!
But when Su Yu awakened the system, he also joined a chat group from all over the world.
So, from that day on, a goddess of light praised by all the worlds spread the power of light throughout the world.
Ying Zheng (Level 1 Lifeform): I am willing to offer sacrifices to the temple in order to seek immortality.
Five O's Great Ancient (Level 31 Lifeform): The Goddess of Light is the source of Ultraman's power, above the mysterious Four O's, and the ultimate disaster.
Master San (Level 5 Lifeform): I am willing to offer the Ultimate Gate and transform myself into a magician of light.
Fan Xian (Level 10 life form): The Goddess of Light is the true God. I, a Level 10 Paladin, request to join the battle.
Harry Potter (Level 6 Lifeform): I am willing to become the Goddess of the Goddess, just to resurrect my parents
Black Dragon Lu Mingfei (Level 11 Lifeform): I am willing to be the goddess's mount, only praying that she can be resurrected
Thor Captain America (Level 30 Lifeform): I am willing to sacrifice the Infinity Stones just to revive Bucky
Wushen Xiongba (Level 19 Lifeform): I have always believed in fate, but I believe in God even more.
God's Messenger Batman (Level 20 Lifeform): I wish to travel through parallel worlds and spread the faith of the Goddess
So, Su Yu embarked on the path of harvesting sacrifices and devouring everything to become a god.
However, many believers are very confused as to why the incarnation of the Goddess of Light often stays with their wives and relatives?
Su Yu: "There's no other way. The right thing to do is for beautiful women to be close to each other."