【Sword & Magic】【Knight】【Bard】【Half-Fairy】【Light Novel】【Comedy】

What does it take to become the greatest knight?

Tang said: The status granted by the royal family, the legendary equipment forged by the dwarves, the fantasy dragon mount, the loyal orc followers and the reliable elf companions, the powerful and tyrannical fateful demon king, and the lover waiting for the knight's return.

But he was just a theater actor with a broken head.

The demon king he was going to defeat did not exist at all.

He insists that he is a knight, and keeps saying weird things like "increase your reputation level" and "willpower is my HP".

"Record this, Muri! My fame level has increased again today! I'm one step closer to challenging the Demon King!"

Looking at this madman who rushed into the gangster's den, shouted "For glory" and then beat up all the enemies, I, Muri, a hapless half-elf bard with a confused future, silently made a note in my little notebook.

"Today, Tang used a non-existent power to solve a real problem."

He did not have the title of "Sir" conferred by the kingdom, but he won the admiration of all common people.

He has no magical weapons, but with his unyielding "faith", he makes monsters tremble in fear.

While the true knights were still calculating gains and losses, honor and disgrace, this madman had already embarked on the path of saving the world.

Later, he left a message on the poem "Knight's Glory" that I wrote for him:

"Who said I was crazy? I am... the greatest knight!"

Luo Feng traveled to a different world, where there were not only fancy cards, but also a childhood sweetheart, the Empress!

Here, there is a profession called Star Card Master. They use materials to synthesize star cards, form card decks, and fight!

[Sword] + [Defense Tower] + [Flame] = Shen Yong.

[Monkey Blood] + [Mysterious Iron Rod] + [Stone] = The Monkey King.

[Mutated Eyeball] + [Sword] + [Thunder Orb] + [Hamster] = Uchiha Pikachu.

The game started, and two star card masters began to show their decks:

Other people’s decks: Wood God Tree, Fire Python Tiger, Water Dragon, and Lightning Bird.

Luo Feng’s deck: Shen Yong, SpongeBob SquarePants, Tang Sanzang, Iron Man, and Angewomon.

Other people’s routines: one-wave flow, four protecting one, seamless control flow.

Luo Feng's routine: break off engagement, sacrifice, battle cry, card explosion, and resurrection.

Audience: "What a creative idea! How did he come up with these star cards?"

Thus, the vast and brilliant Earth civilization turned into star cards in Luo Feng's hands, conquering the alien world.

[PS: Male-to-female transformation story + protagonist never grows up + doesn't pursue a career + post-85s childhood + protagonist can cry and laugh + pure childhood story]

Being misunderstood as poking the socket with a wire - getting beaten - wow!

I had a fight with a rooster and got my mouth full of feathers bitten - and got beaten - wow!

Falling from the plum tree - means being beaten for no reason - wow!

There's a rat snake hanging from my butt—wow!

Wow wow wow…

Reborn as a child, because God was against me, I was easily attacked by everything, so I was beaten every other day...

Well, a purely funny childhood!

The maker of the Clow Cards, the witch of another dimension, the old man with a white beard who likes to be someone else's father, the golden flash of Konoha, and a scientist who, in human form, is on par with gods...

When the strong and wise men who were supposed to die in these virtual worlds were transformed into heroic spirits and came to the real world, they brought the knowledge of all worlds and helped Char develop the civilization of Blue Star.

What will happen when Hogwarts, the magic school, the Night Parade of a Hundred Demons led by Nurarihyon, the devil tree that grows devil fruits, or the sword immortal who rides the wind and slays demons between heaven and earth...all this knowledge from the myriad realms appears in the real world together?

This is a story about a dimension invading reality and fooling the whole world, as well as an adventure in the sea of ​​stars...

…

Elesa, who was reincarnated into another world and became a witch, thought she was going to be hunted by witches of the church.

But I didn't expect that the witch of this world is the well-deserved master and ruler.

More importantly, there are social benefits beyond imagination!

With an income of only 200-300 yuan a month, you can live a leisurely life with three days on the job and four days off, and you can take seven days off to travel every month.

Can……

"A witch's fate, of course, depends on her own efforts, but it also has to take into account the course of history."

"I'm not being modest. How come I, a witch, was chosen as the Great Witch?"

"But the Chief Witch told me that everyone at the meeting has decided that you will be the new Great Witch."

——Excerpt from "The Great Witch's Internal Newspaper"

With his company behind on wages and his boss absconding, Mo Li, at the age of 25 and at his lowest point in life, activated the Food Intelligence System. [Secret Recipe Legend (Rare): "A used bookstall found a 'Five-Spice Tea Egg Secret Recipe' on page 127 of 'Selected Home Cooking Dishes' (1985 edition). The stall owner, unsure of the product, marked it for 30 yuan—it's actually a lost recipe from a time-honored state-owned brand!"] [Vendor Storm (Common): "Internet celebrity 'Blasting Egg Brother' wants to switch to livestreaming and urgently sells a used stainless steel breakfast cart. Originally priced at 1,500 yuan, it's for sale! Address: Back alley, Fallen Street, University Town."] [Ingredient Express (Common): ...] [Special Diner (Rare): ...] [Business Opportunity Storm (Legendary): ...] [Chef's Legacy (Legendary): ...] Mo Li had hoped to improve his life through food intelligence, but he never expected the secret recipes he mastered would become increasingly...

[System + Star Wars + Farming + Late Lord + Funny + Cool Article]

Veteran science fiction fan Wang Xiaohu obtained the universe's first starship modification system. From then on:

Interstellar Pirate: "Why is there a star destroyer on a light destroyer?!

A senior starship designer said: "No battleship can reach this speed! Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

The Imperial Five-Star General: "Young people have no martial ethics!"

…………

A story about the sea of ​​stars, please enter.

A meteor containing the remains of the God of Games fell into Lei Tie's hands, making him the God of Games who possessed the power of games.

"Well, I need the help of the players from Fire Blue Star!"

“This game is awesome!!!”

"GM, please give me a chance. I want to work as a bricklayer!"

"Haha, explosions are art!!"

"Big is justice, caliber is truth!!"

"The Fourth Calamity is invincible!"

“.......”

Countless stupid players from the Fire Blue Star poured into one magical world after another, turning each world into a strange shape.

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He was lucky at the start. When Ron opened his eyes, he had become the son of Earl Snow Wolf!

Good news! The Snow Wolf family is extremely powerful. Although they are earls, their territory and strength are not much inferior to those of marquises.

Bad news! He's the fifth son! He has nothing to do with the inheritance!

Just when Ron thought it was just another old-fashioned family feud and wanted to apply to become the Lord of Tuo

Heir: Fifth brother! I heard you're heading to the border to expand territory? As expected of a child of my Snow Wolf family! As a start-up fund! I'll provide you with 3,000 serfs, a 100-man Black Iron Guard, and 10,000 gold coins!

The second Viscount's brother: Ron! My territory needs manpower, but I have full authority over the military! I can provide you with a hundred-man Black Iron Cavalry and ten Bronze Knights!

The third Baron: Brother! Go for it! I, your brother, don't have much else! But I have plenty of food! I've prepared enough food for ten thousand people for a year!

Magician Brother Four: Fifth Brother! The border is dangerous. I've prepared a hundred healing potions for you!

Count Dad: ....You guys have prepared everything! What should I do?

Ron: How about Dad, can you give me some money?

Count Dad: How much?

Ron: One hundred thousand!

Count Dad:........

Magician's Mom: Stop being stingy! Son! Here's two hundred thousand! Feel free to use it!

Uncle of the Border Knights: My nephew is a rookie, please take good care of him!

Border Noble: ....

Do you think that's the end?

The moment you reach the territory.

Ding! System activated, congratulations to the host for receiving the novice gift package Empire Armored Cavalry*10

I just caught a fish that was three palms long and was planning to show it off.

A guy dressed in strange clothes appeared in front of me.

"Robert Evans, you are suspected of illegally breeding magical creatures and abusing Muggle items. Please come with me!"

"Sir, you must be mistaken. I'm just here to fish."

He said it sincerely, but the 'Sawtooth Shark' chainsaw he had recently caught started up automatically!

Buzz!!!

"You liar! You claim you don't know magic, and you say you're here to fish. How can you catch this?"

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Robert was transported to the world of Harry Potter by a dump truck and gained the ability to catch all kinds of fish in Terraria.

It’s not even just the fish!

The only drawback is that there is an 'orphan'...

Just when he buried the strange man alive and was about to rely on fishing to eat and wait for death, a tiger-striped cat that looked like it was wearing glasses appeared.

And holding a...letter of employment?

So what is Care of Magical Creatures? Doesn't that automatically refresh?

Wait a minute, what do you mean by a large number of unknown magical creatures appearing?

Giant bees and centaurs at war in the Forbidden Forest?

A giant, long monster appeared in Beauxbatons, France?

The Hogwarts dungeons are guarded by a skeleton?

What the hell is going on?!

[HP][Terraria][No Female Lead]