Jiang Heng transmigrated to the world of beast taming, but failed to compete in the big city and had no choice but to return to his hometown to inherit his grandfather's farm. Who knew that on his first day back home… his contracted pet, a little pangolin, with nowhere to expend its energy, would dig frantically for twenty-four hours straight, unexpectedly producing rare ore! As a beast tamer, Jiang Heng saw the potential. He knew that pangolin + digging + 007 = a bountiful ore harvest! So, the formula was set, let's apply it: Thousand-Pound Ant + Transport + 007 = ? Treasure Toad + Money Absorbing + 007 = ? Sparkling Jellyfish + Charging + 007 = ? …After a while, Jiang Heng looked at the pet beast work circle that had gradually formed a system, turned around and lay down on a top-of-the-line massage chair, leaving only a single instruction: "I'm going to take a nap, and your good fortune will come!" — This book is also known as: "Who Made You Tame Beasts Like This?" and "The Pet Beasts Are Still Young, It's Time to Fight..."

The ratings are normal; everyone who's seen them says they're great! After signing the contract, I was pulled into a bizarre world.

On the white-haired girl's panel in front of him, it was clearly written: [Model: Dongfeng-5C, Rating: UR (Mythical)]

My hands were shaking, my heart was pounding, and my mind was filled with the unfair terms that I had just personally revised.

She tilted her head to look at me, her pure blue eyes full of curiosity: "Chu Xuan, your heart rate is over 180, are you excited about signing me?"

Excited? I'm fucking afraid of dying!

I almost enslaved a walking nuclear bomb just now! With that black market contract worth two thousand dollars!

The shady dealer who sold me the contract even said, "Don't worry! It's an N-level agreement; you can bind anyone below SR level!"

I'll tie you up, you son of a bitch! This is like using a dog leash to tie up a Star Destroyer!

Now, this "Dongfeng Goddess," capable of wiping out a country with a single shot, is looking at me with her adorable eyes, seemingly waiting for me to feed her.

And in my pocket, I only had 1,310 yuan left...

Wu Yi, 16 years old, lives in Wu Village, Kyoto. His parents are both busy, and he has a younger sister and a house. As a once-in-a-millennium genius of the Wu clan, Wu Yi originally thought he would follow family tradition and become a happy Kengan professional fighter after graduating from junior high school. However, he was unexpectedly thrown into a high school called "Advanced Training High School," which prides itself on strength, and on his first day, he met his beautiful, socially adept classmate. "Nice to meet you, my name is Haruno, Yukinoshita Haruno."

Traveling through time and space to become the second senior brother of the most righteous sect in the world, this was originally a beautiful thing.

But I didn't expect...

The disciples here are extremely rigid and only know how to practice.

Lu Yuan took a look and realized that this was not okay.

First of all, to prevent the sect’s female disciples from encountering the idiotic plots in those melodramatic TV dramas and novels from their previous lives.

She accidentally got poisoned by the Hehuan Powder, and in order to break it, she had to have sex with a disciple of the Demon Sect. In the end, she got pregnant with the Demon Sect's child, and love turned into hatred.

How can we prevent this kind of thing?

Lu Yuan smiled calmly: "I just drugged you, didn't I?"

The hardworking Lu Yuan got up early and went to bed late, and spent the day with his disciples in their caves, with food and water.

From then on, all the disciples of Tianyi Sect grew up eating aphrodisiacs, and their bodies developed drug resistance.

No longer afraid of such despicable tactics.

Then next——

These innocent male disciples of Tianyi Sect have been hiding in the mountains. What if they encounter a skilled witch when they go down the mountain?

Lu Yuan transformed himself into a hot and sexy woman, and in the middle of the night, he took the photo stone to seduce Xiao Chuannan.

Under the guidance of so many teachers in previous lives.

These innocent male disciples were seduced and couldn't stop, and when they were deeply tempted, they shouted.

"Senior Sister, how come you have..."

Lu Yuan also recorded these scenes of social death and played them repeatedly in the hall.

These male disciples no longer believe in love.

In addition, to train their ability to adapt to changing circumstances.

Lu Yuan would randomly refresh the disciples who were sleeping in the monster's lair in the middle of the night.

The disciple who was sleeping soundly woke up and found himself in the monster's lair. The sky seemed to have collapsed.

Faced with such a Second Senior Brother, the disciples cried out in unison: "Second Senior Brother, stop treating us like demons!"

Han Chen traveled to the continent of Teyvat a thousand years ago, took control of yin and yang and became Lingxiao Tai Chi Zhenjun. After traveling through the seven kingdoms, he chose to retire in Liyue Harbor and become a light novel writer.

[Daily + Main Story + Sweet + Excessive Sugar]

Zhongli: "From a common sense perspective, writing an autobiography like this will get you struck by lightning."

Wendy: "I'll treat you to some dandelion wine. Next time, write something more handsome for me. Hey hey."

Lei Movie: "You understand light novels."

"I Conquered the World of Desolation with the Geo Emperor in the Age of Demons" sold 100,000 copies in Liyue, prompting Keqing to bring the Dragon Roar in the Box to urge for updates.

The popular song "If You Are Trapped in a Windless Land" in Mondstadt made countless people cry in the middle of the night.

"General Baal Wants Me to Confess ~ The Gods' Love Brain War ~" has always been ranked first in the Inazuma "This Light Novel is Amazing" column.

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So far, Raiden Shin, Teppei, and Daichishuwang have been rescued...To be continued.

Note: This book has some secondary creation modifications, and Ying's personality tends to be secondary creation (trash).

Main storyline progress: Liyue - Inazuma - Lantern Festival - Fontaine - Rongcai Festival/Island - Nata - Xumi (in progress). If you don’t feel like the original story, you can fast forward directly from Inazuma to Xumi.

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"Life and death begin, and the cycle of yin and yang ends."

"The name of heaven and earth is Qiankun, and Lingxiao Tai Chi blooms."

Caesar transmigrated to a Western fantasy world and awakened his past life's memories at the age of 16, becoming a god in the other world. In this other world, he opened a small tavern. After that, customers would visit the tavern almost every so often, either to have a drink or to ask Caesar questions. He thought things would continue peacefully until one day, Caesar attended a grand royal banquet. At the banquet, top experts from various factions gathered. Caesar, who was enjoying a lavish meal with his family, didn't notice the strange looks they were giving him… When the witch, considered a 'taboo' by many, proposed a marriage alliance with the Camelot Empire after the banquet, and Caesar was chosen as the bride, the previously harmonious banquet fell silent. Only then did a bewildered Caesar finally realize, "Damn it, so the customers at that little tavern were all big bosses!"

God: "I can grant your wish." Lin Yiyi: "I want off-the-charts looks, a wealthy family background, and eternal power!" God: "You, greedy... Oh! Okay! Your wish has been granted, please check." Hey, I do have off-the-charts looks and a billionaire family background. I can be arrogant and slap rude people, and I can use money to beat up thugs. But why did I become a girl? Damn it! No way! This is the story of a rich girl's extravagant spending, oh no! Rise to power...

[System + Star Wars + Farming + Late Lord + Funny + Cool Article]

Veteran science fiction fan Wang Xiaohu obtained the universe's first starship modification system. From then on:

Interstellar Pirate: "Why is there a star destroyer on a light destroyer?!

A senior starship designer said: "No battleship can reach this speed! Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

The Imperial Five-Star General: "Young people have no martial ethics!"

…………

A story about the sea of ​​stars, please enter.

In an era of spiritual energy resurgence, Hong Hua, a descendant of the Phoenix Clan, holds the spatial heritage of her lineage and should have ascended to the pinnacle of cultivation—

Then she opened a pet shop.

Hong Hua: "A life without fluff is no different from being a salted fish. With fluff, I’d gladly be a salted fish. Fluff is the treasure of the world, and better than one piece of fluff is a whole house full of fluff..."

A tale of cultivation and raising (a whole lot of) pets, with no romance.

[Fantasy/Otherworldly Setting + Academy Theme + Card Game + Comedy]

Zhou Fang travels to another planet with his board game box and becomes a superhuman with the ability to transform all things.

Zhou Fang, who had enlightened the board game box, could draw one card every day.

"What? You're going to work hard at cultivation?"

"I can become stronger by drawing cards."

"What? You have a cultivation technique that makes you invincible among those of the same level?"

"I get a free cultivation technique just by drawing a card, and I can learn it in a second."

"You say you have divine weapons?"

"I can conjure dragon claws with my hand by drawing cards, shattering iron like mud."

Watch as Zhou Fang, in this bizarre and fantastical other world, draws a divine card and suppresses the entire universe...

This book is a lighthearted and humorous fantasy novel. It's imaginative and logical, but not exaggerated. I hope you enjoy it.

(Friendly reminder: This story has a bit of a "trash-talking" element in the beginning, so please proceed with caution if you dislike this style. Thank you for your understanding.)