"Professor Oak, hello. Although I look like a Gardevoir, I'm actually a human sealed inside this body. My tens of millions in assets have been frozen, and all I need now is a Pokédex and six Poké Balls to break the seal. If you give them to me, I’ll reward you with 5 million afterward..."

"Do I look like an idiot to you...?"

"Actually, Professor, the truth is—"

"Even if you can talk, can’t you just... be a proper Pokémon?"

"...Fine."

"Then, how about this—predict my grandson’s future for me."

"Your grandson...? Nah, forget it. I’d rather go predict that idiot instead."

"......"

...

...

(Spoiler alert, happy ending) They say you can't survive in another world without a cheat code, so what about me? What cheat code do I need? Do I want to become Long Aotian, a man with unparalleled luck, a cold smile, and the power to turn the world upside down? Or do I want to have infinite replays, reverse time, and have everything end perfectly? Even countless skills, like a melee mage and a violent healer, would be great! And so, Han Xia, who tenaciously survived, his dream came true: he finally had a cheat code... his wife. "Invincible? Rebirth? System? That's right, none of that stuff on the labels has anything to do with me. As for passion? See this hatchet on my chest? Passionate enough!?"

This is a parallel world; please do not take it personally.

Welcome to Earth Online!

Game Announcement: The current version update on July 15th, 3025 AD is as follows:

1. Significantly reduce the random character generation rate for Chinese clothing, slightly increase the character generation rate for Western clothing, and moderately increase the character generation rate for Indian clothing.

2. Regional survival game event update: The [Deep Blue Storm] event is launched in coastal areas. The game will randomly drop items such as [Deep Sea Giant Squid], [Neighbor's Underpants], and [Flying Divine Dog].

3. The pre-event storyline for the S3 large-scale competition has been updated, and the story mission [Gaksha: Humanitarian Aid] is now open. Advanced players are encouraged to participate.

4. Slightly increase the rate of technological updates in traditional Chinese clothing, moderately increase the difficulty of starting a business…

Upon waking up, Gao Wan suddenly experienced auditory hallucinations and stared into deep thought at the game interface in front of him.

Netizen: The book "Burning the Scriptures" is right here, why don't you learn it? (Pulls out "Qian's Engineering Cybernetics")

Gao Wan: I'm studying, I'm studying.

"Ding! After one hour of dedicated reading of 'Engineering Cybernetics', your intelligence has increased by 1, your knowledge base by 1, and your learning progress by 1%."

The child may not understand, but the child is trying.

"You have logged into the Earth Online game forum."

Browse the player post "On the Importance of Unified Standards" - Author: Qin Shihuang.

Post titled "A Complete Guide from Beggar to Server Owner" - Author: Zhu Yuanzhang.

Post titled "On the Feasibility of Achieving Tasks Through Indirect Methods" - Author: Huang Chao.

One day at the Chinese Clothing Guild.

"Ding! Villager Gao Wan has shared controlled nuclear fusion technology with you."

From then on, science and metaphysics went hand in hand, and flying swords and mechas became one.

Mr. Chuan was very sad because he had transmigrated into Miss Bu Chuan. Miss Bu Chuan was even sadder because being burdened with such a money-grabbing system was the worst luck imaginable! What sins had she committed to incur such a terrifyingly astronomical debt?! Immortality—how wonderful, how wonderful, making money for a lifetime, right? The system was truly speechless. So, what was Miss Bu Chuan planning to do with her anti-human weapon today? Wait a minute… rob a bank? Wait! The system absolutely does not condone a high school girl robbing a bank! Miss Bu Chuan, please come back!! This story is also known as "The Poor Bu Chuan," "I, Will Become a Tycoon!", "The Genius Poor Girl," "An Ordinary High School Girl Can Also Become a Tycoon," "Choosing Poverty," "Would You Like Some Money Today?", "The Mystery of Poverty"... Let's all make money together! (Kira Star~☆Kira PS1: This is a yuri story with a transformation theme, and it belongs to the light novel style. Please do not enter if you do not like this. PS2: The protagonist of this work is a "strong-willed uke". Miss Ayumi is very domineering, but she is destined to be a uke who will never turn the tables.)

ԅ(¯ㅂ¯ԅ) The rating just came out—I'm afraid of being mistaken! Guaranteed to live!

[Infrastructure] + [Management] + [Silly and Funny] No romantic pairing

You've ridden roller coasters that go up to the sky, but have you ever seen a drilling machine that goes 1,000 meters underground and races against lava?

You've ridden a singing carousel, but have you ever been kicked against a wall by a Wrangler with a beautiful upper body?

You said Crazy Mouse isn't crazy at all, so I pulled out the Eighteen Levels of Hell for you in the escape room. What do you say?

Palulu 8D Amusement Park is dedicated to healing every unhappy person!

What? The flight squadron is training here again?

Did the academician go to the space swivel chair to tease aliens again?

Those cancer patients who recovered didn't want to leave?

The park director, Pei Guangle, declared: "Prices must go up! This is a legitimate amusement park, not your research and training base or sanatorium!"

You ask if the things hanging on the trees outside the haunted house are people or ghosts? Oh, neither, they're Buddha statues from Japan and the United States!

In the dimly lit tavern, the whispers of adventurers could be heard.

Adventurer: "No traitors, let's have some warlock jokes."

The drinker said, "Warriors, priests, mages, and warlocks team up for adventures. In the end, the warriors won unparalleled glory with their bravery, the priests won the favor of the gods with their piety, and the mages won forbidden knowledge with their wisdom."

Chen Zhou: "Where is the warlock?"

A tavern patron said, "The warlock won over the landlady before even leaving the tavern..."

Before he could finish speaking, the drinker was knocked to the ground unconscious by a wooden wine cup.

The tiger-man adventurer, who resembled a humanoid golden tabby cat from Northeast China, bristled and vehemently retorted, "Pure slander! You can't even imagine the joy a warlock experiences!"

My soul has been transported to a fantastical steampunk world, and I am holding a notebook that displays my personal information.

Despite being a tiger-man subspecies known for its bravery among orcs, he awakened the origins of magic amidst the soul-stirring aurora, thus becoming a glorious gifted sorcerer.

Faced with the various prejudices that other ninth-ring spellcasters have against warlocks, Chen Zhou said that as long as you are willing to put your mind to it, you can't even imagine how happy a warlock can be!

Although a series of natural and man-made disasters later occurred, such as energy tides, the revival of magic, the summoning of the fourth calamity by the remnants of the ancient kingdom, and the southward march of the undead army, warlocks could simply sit back and level up, secretly enjoying the ride...

[Extreme Muscle Training] + [Martial Arts Mastery] + [Decisive and Ruthless] + [Refreshing Read]

The great path has collapsed, and strange and bizarre things have sprung up everywhere.

You Chen is reborn as a teenager and awakens his martial arts panel.

Wind and Thunder Palm, Golden Body Skill, Eagle Claw Skill, Blood Slash Blade.

The martial arts skills that ordinary people practice diligently for a lifetime can be directly improved in terms of stats.

Who says only ghost tamers can fight against monsters?

When I circulate my martial arts, my body swells into a ten-meter-tall muscular giant.

What kind of eerie spirits are they? We can destroy them with our bare hands!

(A blend of fantasy and martial arts worlds, featuring characters from other worlds, and multiple female leads) (The protagonist struggles internally in the early stages (but not for long), and later on, multiple female leads appear!)

"Ding~ Congratulations, host, for helping a girl and obtaining the title of Great Swordsman~"

"Ding~ Congratulations, host, for helping a girl and obtaining the title of Emperor Yan~"

"Ding~ Congratulations, host, for helping a girl and obtaining the title of God of Space~"

………

Qin Tian was tricked, and his company was on the verge of bankruptcy, but he unexpectedly obtained the "Myriad Realms Factory" system. This place is inhabited by all sorts of bizarre workers. Zombie Apprentice: We have no brains, but we never tire. Dwarf Craftsman: Wine, hammer, I want both. Arcane Master: I tell you as a sage, magic doesn't exist; only arcane magic is the truth. Alchemist: Magic or technology? Shake it, and you'll know the answer. Taoist Cultivator: Astrology, calculation, causality… you lose. From mechanical manufacturing to fully automated factories. From nanomaterials to biological gene editing technology. From the quantum realm to causal technology… As power, status, and wealth rise, Qin Tian discovers the core secret of this world: Earth is actually… QQ Group: 895512429

[One body, two souls] [Funny battles] [Male-female protagonist] [No CP] [Micro-group portrait] [Relaxed]

Bai He, who died suddenly, inexplicably traveled to the world of immortal cultivation.

He also lives in the same body with a sword cultivator who is poor except for pretending to be cool.

The problem is, as a humanoid supercomputer, I also have a double degree in physics and chemistry and an eighth-level machinist certificate...

Bai He: "It's like this, ignorant girl, have you ever heard of Ripple Run?"

Li Qian: “Ah?”

Bai He: "Have you heard of the Bobosha Ripple Run?"

Li Qian: “Ah????”

Bai He: "Actually, I studied engineering in my previous life. So, since you've become an immortal, your hand rubbing precision should be very high..."

Early stage:

Li Qian: "I, Li Qian, am a swordsman."

Bai He: "I... uh... like handicrafts. A mortal with a better brain?"

Opposite party: "Your handicraft is the Zhu Xian electromagnetic pulse array!"

Later stage:

Li Qian: "I, Li Qian, am a nuclear explosion lightsaber cultivator."

Bai He: "I, Bai He, am a dual-master of guns and ships. I forgot the beginning, the middle, and the end. Anyway, I am a civilian two-dimensional foil!"

As for the romance?

Sword cultivators cut off all emotions and desires.

The same is true for women in science and engineering.

In short, Li Qian is not modest, and Bai He is not lily.

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